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Plug Drugs
10-03-2012, 11:42 PM
its a bunch of sugar and fat.

"Yogurt is healthy" is some sort of grand lie perpetuated by fat lazy women who so desperately want to believe that food they enjoy eating is somehow good for them.

"Its healthy because the bacteria in it helps your digestive tract" - if yogurt is healthy because its cultured, then sour cream should be considered healthy as well.

"Its healthy because it has vitamins in it" - the only vitamins in it come from the milk it was made out of as well as what little fruit there is in the yogurt - but as far as the yogurt itself goes, there is very little vitamin content; to say yogurt is healthy because the fruit in it has vitamins would be like saying mcdonalds is healthy if you were to mix up a bunch of double cheeseburgers in a bowl and put a strawberry on top.

"Its healthy because it has protein in it" - mcdonalds has protein in it too

"Its healthy because the sugars and fats in yogurt are gooooood sugars and fats, not those nasty BAD sugars and fats like in soda!" - the lactose in yogurt is just as capable of making you gain weight as powdered sugar. Also, the fat in yogurt comes from milk and it is saturated.

"Its healthy becau-" shut the fuck up no it isnt
DrHundos
10-03-2012, 11:42 PM
im a doctor and this is completely true also yogurt tastes like ass
blumpkin blownuts
10-03-2012, 11:49 PM
greek yogurt is actually good it tastes like thickened cream instead of sour milk
and it did make me regular.
maks
10-04-2012, 01:34 AM
regularity is overrated who wants to shit every day fuck that
DrHundos
10-04-2012, 01:39 AM
if you dont shit every day there is probably something wrong with you you shouuld probably visit me for a medical inspection
maks
10-04-2012, 01:50 AM
I do shit every day but I wish I didn't, it's too much responsibility
DrHundos
10-04-2012, 02:25 AM
life is hard
maks
10-04-2012, 03:30 AM
shitting every day is a pain in the ass
timmy
10-04-2012, 04:15 AM
you have to be trolling, plug, plain yogurt that hasnt got added flavors like chocolate is really good for you. i hope youre trolling.
jon
10-04-2012, 05:57 AM
1. greek yogurt is extremely low on sugar

2. fat is good for you, you dumb fucking druggie
TheElJoe
10-04-2012, 08:49 AM
greek yogurt is fucking gross
rootbeer
10-04-2012, 09:20 AM
its a bunch of sugar and fat.

"Yogurt is healthy" is some sort of grand lie perpetuated by fat lazy women who so desperately want to believe that food they enjoy eating is somehow good for them.

"Its healthy because the bacteria in it helps your digestive tract" - if yogurt is healthy because its cultured, then sour cream should be considered healthy as well.

"Its healthy because it has vitamins in it" - the only vitamins in it come from the milk it was made out of as well as what little fruit there is in the yogurt - but as far as the yogurt itself goes, there is very little vitamin content; to say yogurt is healthy because the fruit in it has vitamins would be like saying mcdonalds is healthy if you were to mix up a bunch of double cheeseburgers in a bowl and put a strawberry on top.

"Its healthy because it has protein in it" - mcdonalds has protein in it too

"Its healthy because the sugars and fats in yogurt are gooooood sugars and fats, not those nasty BAD sugars and fats like in soda!" - the lactose in yogurt is just as capable of making you gain weight as powdered sugar. Also, the fat in yogurt comes from milk and it is saturated.

"Its healthy becau-" shut the fuck up no it isnt
yogurt is good for you... too many drugs?
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10-04-2012, 09:59 AM
You should try my yogurt. High in protein.
maks
10-04-2012, 10:24 AM
epson please make a thread about your fursona
internutt
10-04-2012, 12:15 PM
i dont think youre accurately describing yoghurt
skrizach
10-04-2012, 12:20 PM
Yogurt is actually pretty good and pretty good for you.
There's nothing wrong with fats or sugars as long as you stay active.
internutt
10-04-2012, 12:23 PM
being active is the key to a healthy lifestyle and eating hea
Camoron
10-04-2012, 02:40 PM
what about frozen yogurt
lnopia the great
10-04-2012, 03:29 PM
heroin is not a healthy food
Dustin
10-04-2012, 04:57 PM
yeah same with drugs
ascii_genitals
10-04-2012, 05:54 PM
plain greek yogurt is low sugar and high protein and wonderful

you do heroin
ascii_genitals
10-04-2012, 06:00 PM
you put drugs up your butt
Plug Drugs
10-07-2012, 07:24 PM
I do shit every day but I wish I didn't, it's too much responsibility

i only shit 2-3 times a week, even when i'm not on drugs. i love it. Plus, the poop is hard so i dont have to do too much wiping which is a plus. It also feels good to take a big poop
stalker virus
10-07-2012, 07:25 PM
i did not read this thread but you are so dumb yogurt, especially greek yogurt, is very healthy for you because it contains a high amount of protein per serving and also contains live cultures that aid in digestion you stupid fuck
maks
10-07-2012, 07:27 PM
i only shit 2-3 times a week, even when i'm not on drugs. i love it. Plus, the poop is hard so i dont have to do too much wiping which is a plus. It also feels good to take a big poop

I drink a lot of coffee so unfortunately I don't have that option, but shitting is the #1 life annoyance I'm looking to science to cure for me, shaving is a close second
maks
10-07-2012, 09:13 PM
that's expensive and painful, in other words more of an inconvenience than shaving every few days
blumpkin blownuts
10-07-2012, 09:53 PM
theres that No No thing they sell on tv it uses heat pulses or some shit to crystallize hair, the whole ad is women depilating their faces and guys doing their chests (what self-respecting man removes chest hair?)
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10-07-2012, 09:56 PM
i did not read this thread but you are so dumb yogurt,

What did yogurt ever do to you?
stalker virus
10-07-2012, 10:00 PM
that would actually be "you are so dumb, yogurt" if i were talking about yogurt however i do not apply proper grammar because i am a technical writer by trade i come to the forum to brain dump
blumpkin blownuts
10-07-2012, 10:12 PM
i cant stand that, it icthes
maks
10-07-2012, 11:01 PM
theres that No No thing they sell on tv it uses heat pulses or some shit to crystallize hair, the whole ad is women depilating their faces and guys doing their chests (what self-respecting man removes chest hair?)

I don't trust any of that crap, also grabbing heat individual hair to shock it sounds like more work than shaving
Battery
10-08-2012, 12:15 AM
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