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Autistic Spectrum
07-10-2014, 02:03 PM
the other night i was masterbating a lil TOO hard to some porn (JUST BEING HONEST DONT LAUGH THIS IS SERIOUS) and i heard a loud SNAPPP and now i cant get hard or barly pee it hurts so bad...im scared! is this permanent? HELP PLEASE! and even if i have to go to the doctor what am i gonna say i tripped and fell?!?! HOW EMBARASSING :( all answer are appreciated!

steveyos YOLO
07-10-2014, 03:44 PM
Try bending it back the other way

rootbeer
07-10-2014, 08:40 PM
Try bending it back the other way

ya he should try sticking it up his ass

cagordon
07-10-2014, 11:01 PM
shut up sherman

cagordon
07-10-2014, 11:06 PM
you'd think a man who foolishly dyed his hair the gay pride colors and a man who has a fluffy broken button dick would know when to be quiet.

Dirty Harry
07-10-2014, 11:49 PM
the other night i was masterbating a lil TOO hard to some porn (JUST BEING HONEST DONT LAUGH THIS IS SERIOUS) and i heard a loud SNAPPP and now i cant get hard or barly pee it hurts so bad...im scared! is this permanent? HELP PLEASE! and even if i have to go to the doctor what am i gonna say i tripped and fell?!?! HOW EMBARASSING :( all answer are appreciated!

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steveyos YOLO
07-11-2014, 12:25 AM
I think cag has a crush on rooty

cagordon
07-11-2014, 12:35 AM
omg

steveyos666
07-11-2014, 03:18 AM
probably since he's not me

cagordon
07-11-2014, 09:39 AM
wow. little heavy on the guilt tripping today

steveyos YOLO
07-11-2014, 01:01 PM
Stop being a slut and get with Stavros he has earned your love for tolerating you for so long

cagordon
07-11-2014, 01:05 PM
shut up!

cagordon
07-11-2014, 01:06 PM
^__^ lmao

steveyos666
07-11-2014, 01:09 PM
:y:

steveyos YOLO
07-11-2014, 02:52 PM
Show him your girl parts idiot

rootbeer
07-11-2014, 04:39 PM
probably since he's not me

dang cag u freaking man eater

Camoron
07-12-2014, 08:58 PM
I don't following

Dirty Harry
07-13-2014, 12:24 AM
Your cock now :flaccid: