i keep hholding in my turds so that they will crumble up and my colon will expand

[Garfield]

and get used to all the poops coming out so idont get anymore hemorids they hurt and i could use the practice
lately i have been forgetting to eat gogurt

[internut]

*grabs garfield hair to push on inside of wc with full of his poops he desperately tries to escape but fails because he lost oxygen and dies*

[Gentleman Doli]

haha so thats why you havent been posting much lately? [the turds are your posts]

[internut]

hi doli >:3

[sex with dead people]

I have something that will expand your colon if you want