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Dirty Beatle
06-09-2014, 08:28 AM
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Dirty Beatle
06-09-2014, 08:29 AM
Bring maks.

We can have cuddles.

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 08:29 AM
ya it's monring time lisa, time to start the day in a real country, america the worlds best country

Dirty Beatle
06-09-2014, 08:30 AM
Come to bed anyway.

Cuddle time.

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:06 AM
really want to report this sexual harassment to someone don't know who would care or has to the power to make it stop tho

cag
06-09-2014, 12:20 PM
This thread isnt weird or creepy at all!

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 12:23 PM
it's not, at all, the fact that lisa was prob naked in her bed with her ipad and pinmk hair and ugh ughg uuhugh FUCK OYU LISA

cag
06-09-2014, 12:26 PM
She is flicking her Brown muff to you right now and moaning

steveyos666
06-09-2014, 12:29 PM
lisa isn't really bad at all there I said it, she shouldn't be posting on this forum or any forum with members of this community for her own good, but when we were playing dayz she had no problem laughing at herself, she knew she was having a hard time doing the most simple shit and laughed about it and eventually figured it out but then would immediately forget it but weed works really well on her she was proper blazed so even being zooted she actually fucking killed zombies in dayz you guys can't say a thing negativity about her since you fucks haven't ever killed a zombie in dayz

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 01:03 PM
lisa is the worst person on earth playing the worst game on earth with the worst niggers on earth, i don't see how it oculd get any worse

steveyos666
06-09-2014, 02:25 PM
u mad

cag
06-09-2014, 10:06 PM
It is late, dp is at his computer posting on his favorite forum.

"Come to bed honey, come snuggle and make love to me" says Lisa

"Ugh no I need to make another post babe" dp says

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:07 PM
i am busy plotting cag's death, just a few more mins

cag
06-09-2014, 10:08 PM
Lmao @ me

cag
06-09-2014, 10:10 PM
Dp reluctantly slunks back to bed looking longingly over his shoulder at his conputer. "Ill come back for u" he whispers

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:13 PM
i can't get into tis bullshit rubynet fan fic with you tonight cag, i have to watch a movie then go to bed, i need to unwind after a hard days work ,not tufcking be grossed out and filled with murderious rage

cag
06-09-2014, 10:14 PM
Dp and lisa make sex but the whole time he thought of ruby net and how he could be making posts. He jazzes on lisas boobs and she falls asleep snoring. Dp sneaks back to his computer. He coulf feel rubynet calling his name beckoning him.

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:14 PM
PLUG DRUGS AND STEVEY ENTER THE ROOM WITH 3 GALLONS OF HAND LOTOIN THEY STOLE FROM THE WELFARE OFFICE AND SAY,,,, IT'S TIME TO FUFCK CAG, IT'S TIME TO FUCK U TILL THE FOOD STAMPS RUN OUT

cag
06-09-2014, 10:23 PM
I prefer vasoline or pig fat

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:30 PM
welfare fraud is not something i should have put in my sexy plug drugs/cag stories i am sorry american tax payer for glamouriizing it

Dirty Beatle
06-09-2014, 10:43 PM
when I look at this forum today it is evident that you really should have gone to bed when I told you

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:44 PM
lisa i don't sleep in th emiddle of the day i have to work, and talk to debbie and cag

cag
06-09-2014, 10:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5pUOVC50Y8

a love song for lisa and dp

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:47 PM
so glad i blcoked youtubes,

cag
06-09-2014, 10:48 PM
its journey you piece of journey hating shit. Journey. JOURNEY

cag
06-09-2014, 10:48 PM
how dare you

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:49 PM
cag i don't know your fish mongers ipod playlist ok, i listen to indie rock terrible shit

cag
06-09-2014, 10:52 PM
that's my playlist you motherfucker he stole his love of journey and the heavy metal movie from me. taught him everything he knows about magic the gathering.

cag
06-09-2014, 10:53 PM
indie rock u listen to 9 inch nails and kmfdm lmao

cag
06-09-2014, 10:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHra6CYRxps

wow this shit is really bad im sorry for you omg

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:55 PM
my pandora station is a scary place, it's playing elliot smith right now and just got done playing belle and sebatstion

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:56 PM
i press the :tup: button ironicly and it's too stupid to understand my ironic :tup: button presses

cag
06-09-2014, 10:57 PM
neeeeeeeeeeedle in the haaaaaaaaaay

cag
06-09-2014, 10:58 PM
that's really depressing holy shit lmao you probably listen to Christopher smith too


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pyBB7y8fDU

this movie so badass

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 10:58 PM
that nigger stabbed himself in the chest, that's really fucking hard to do

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:00 PM
zwFS69nA-1w

cag
06-09-2014, 11:00 PM
he stabbed himself to my heart will go on by celene dion. :rofl: at least he had a sense of humor

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:02 PM
oh god i listen to lou reed like a mother fucker too, total hipster bullshit i don't know any other kind of music i worked at a college radio station for like 4 years

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:03 PM
RKV2bHpiH1E

u can't get any gayer than this cag

cag
06-09-2014, 11:05 PM
liked sweet jane and perfect day a lot.

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:05 PM
beginner lou reed songs

cag
06-09-2014, 11:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdWPeHFAMk

yeah good song

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:06 PM
here's level 2

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cag
06-09-2014, 11:07 PM
you're not gay just as long as you don't listen to morrisey pls tell me you don't listen to morrisey

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:09 PM
the volient femmes all over my playlist, the gayest playlist

cag
06-09-2014, 11:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TndBViTADMI


Ew

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:09 PM
3TRF2q-zrj0

cag
06-09-2014, 11:10 PM
morrisey humps rocks

cag
06-09-2014, 11:11 PM
3TRF2q-zrj0

yeah I know this group very good add it up also good... something tells me you like the pixies

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:13 PM
fuck the pixes i like the breeders tho

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:13 PM
frank black can burn in hell that bald fat fag

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:13 PM
i hate the smiths, the cure, morssiroy all those bands

cag
06-09-2014, 11:14 PM
I like the whores in my head song

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:15 PM
x5lJdoFj_7Y the get up kids god dam my taste in music is really bad

cag
06-09-2014, 11:16 PM
its not that bad I listen to ween and smoov basket which is really bad wigger pedophile rap

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:17 PM
cake, pandora shoves all cake songs down my face hole,, i am so indifferent to cake its like i am supposed to like cake alot but i just don't

cag
06-09-2014, 11:18 PM
I like cake sorry

cag
06-09-2014, 11:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFwzNYAJIV4
I deserve to die

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:19 PM
cake is ok, there like an ok band, there the essance of OK, not great, not terrible just ok,

cag
06-09-2014, 11:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHG63-9veHY

Smoov E is basically Lisa's babysitter

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:25 PM
wes anderson soundtracks sign me up i am very gay cag, u can't out gay my taste in music

cag
06-09-2014, 11:27 PM
ugh yeah I can I can outgay the entire world. I listened to icp in highschool

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:28 PM
if anyone belongs in the dark carvivel it's you cag

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:28 PM
you and lisa

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:29 PM
cag download every bright eyes cd and listen to them all in one day

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Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:29 PM
i dare you

cag
06-09-2014, 11:30 PM
i already finished downloading the lou reed and the Elliot smith and the bright eyes im gonna get in trouble with my isp again because im a newb

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:34 PM
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Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:34 PM
chaging my sig to that

cag
06-09-2014, 11:37 PM
cag download every bright eyes cd and listen to them all in one day

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the planes crashing and no one gives a shit people are drinking lol

cag
06-09-2014, 11:37 PM
hipster thread

cag
06-09-2014, 11:38 PM
still better than listening to icp tho by far

cag
06-09-2014, 11:38 PM
icp or Eminem all that shitty meaningless music

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:39 PM
going to a netrual milk hotel show oh man i can't wait to hang out with a bunch of whiney fags

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:39 PM
i really hate all the people who like the kind of music i like so going to concersts is truely awful

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:40 PM
i am always the loudest drunkest person and it's never good for anyone really esp me

cag
06-09-2014, 11:42 PM
i get to be surrounded by fat 40 year olds at the jjourney concert. gonna scalp my fucking tickets im not going by myself

cag
06-09-2014, 11:43 PM
and ted nugent was cancelled because no one bought tickets.

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:43 PM
girls who wear argyle sweaters in july :swoon:

cag
06-09-2014, 11:43 PM
sorry ted :cry:

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2014, 11:43 PM
you knwo you ruined your eye sight by wearing black rimmed reading glasses you stupid bitch

cag
06-09-2014, 11:44 PM
girls who wear argyle sweaters in july :swoon:

mousy girls with glasses and bangs

cag
06-09-2014, 11:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jtZx9LNpAY

nice how this picks up so randomly