ok I just fixed my settings so that DayZ runs properly for me and is not choppy anymore

[Dirty Beatle]

.

[Autistic Spectrum]

can fix the worst game on earth on your shitty 6 year old computer but you couldn't fix rootys dick, not like my new friend debbie who fixed rootys dick(who is not cag's friend she's my friend)

[Dirty Beatle]

my computer is not even 2 years old

although it isn't as good as I wanted

[Autistic Spectrum]

did you even ask stevey what computer to buy

[Dirty Beatle]

no I bought my grandfather's computer off my mum after he passed away, he had bought it only a few months before he died

[Autistic Spectrum]

wtf your mom sold you your dead grandpa's computer, your mom sounds really cool

[Autistic Spectrum]

did you find any werid porn on your grandpa's computer lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

it was pretty fucked of her actually, she wanted $500 for it, I worked her down to $450

[Dirty Beatle]

did you find any werid porn on your grandpa's computer lisano

lots of pictures of flowers and stuff because he loved gardening

[Autistic Spectrum]

she sounds like a wonderfull women

[Autistic Spectrum]

no

lots of pictures of flowers and stuff because he loved gardening

http://cdn2.image.youporn.phncdn.com/201011/18/492969/640x480/8.jpg

:boo:

[Dirty Beatle]

also my name is John in DayZ because that was my grandfather's name and that is the admin name of this computer (well it was actually Jan because he was dutch which is actually pronounced "Yon" however he got really sick of people asking to speak to Mrs Jan so he changed it to John which is closer to what his name was in english and so that people stopped thinking he was a woman when they read his name.

[cag]

no one gives a fuck. the legendary dick whisperer just signed up fuck you lisa. I want debbies pussy

[cag]

Debbie did what you could not, she whispered shermans dick

[cag]

now its the mo0st powerful penis in all of the swamps

[cag]

no thanks to you

[Autistic Spectrum]

she fixed rootbeers dick and is having his babny,,, the best you can do is piss all over your grandfathers memory by playing the worst game on earth on his computer

[Dirty Beatle]

Debbie got pregnant straight away

I took precautions to prevent such an occurrence straight away with his jizz flying everywhere, some of it could of accidentally found its way to my actual vagina

anyway cag I could not be any less interested in posting about this

[Dirty Beatle]

his dick is in the same functional state it always has been

it had a much larger target in debbie's bucket sized steamy slop hole

[Autistic Spectrum]

debbie's bucket sized steamy slop hole

:hyper:

[steveyos666]

just a reminder ruby and I and jon will be playing dayz with lisa again soon and she's better at videos games than cag

[steveyos666]

lisa play day with admins while ya'll niggas starvin

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh ya the rubynet admin team, the finest group of people and gamers ever, not a bunch o austic retards at all stevey i neg rep you becaues your a bad person

[Dirty Beatle]

Good. I like playing with yous.

Also I'm going to be better to play with than teknorat who I am going to destroy without any contact.

[Autistic Spectrum]

teknorat hates you lisa because he knows you better than anyone else

[Dirty Beatle]

I'm going to steal all his gaming buddies and they will play with me because we all know that is the least that fucktard try-hard wanker loser deserves

[Dirty Beatle]

teknorat hates you lisa because he knows you better than anyone elseno he doesn't

I've never met him

[cag]

I heard he wont play games with you because it conflicts with his marriage. lisa stop ruining marriages. kthanks

[Autistic Spectrum]

i heard he won't play games with you because your the worst person on earth

[Dirty Beatle]

not commenting on his "marriage"

although I will say he is very gay for ruby but I am going to be more man than ruby can handle ugh my dick is huge and it's pointing for ruby

[Dirty Beatle]

no he's a spastic freak, he used to spend 10 hours a day playing with me

stupid beta faggot

[cag]

its probably because he felt himself falling for u...

[Autistic Spectrum]

might be because he got to know the real you lisa, and the real you is horrifying

[Dirty Beatle]

he doesn't know the real me

and he crossed the wrong gamer

I will destroy him, I start with stealing all his gaming buddies, I don't know what phase two is yet but I'll figure that out after phase one is complete

oh you thought you were going to away with it didn't you teknorat? Well you haven't you beta dog.

[steveyos666]

fun fact one of the things we joke about is tek's wife karate chopping him

[Dirty Beatle]

oh you think THAT'S a fun fact? I could tell you some fun facts about teknorat's "marriage" but I'll keep it up my sleave

phase 1, steal all his gaming buddies out of spite and play lots of games without teknorat

[Autistic Spectrum]

is his dick broken too lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

probably not

he just has low intelligence about where to stick it

[Dirty Beatle]

you're in trouble teknorat

by me

[Dirty Beatle]

I'm going to go watch game of thrones now

remember, play DayZ with me, it's very important for my social development and for my revenge on teknorat. TIA <3

[steveyos666]

am I the only person on earth who doesn't watch horrible TV shows and listen to horrible music