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timmy
06-07-2014, 03:24 PM
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=370766&type=card
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=370766

just versed some faggot who dropped two of them and every time they attacked it would just double their counters, snowball into winning... they dont even cost much to cast either... theyre like 8 dollars per card what a fucking faggot

cag
06-07-2014, 03:35 PM
Lmao worse than plainwalker

steveyos666
06-07-2014, 04:09 PM
wow that is like a hack

rootbeer
06-07-2014, 05:36 PM
lol playing magic and living with ur parents

timmy
06-07-2014, 05:41 PM
cumming inside and impregnating a woman that already has 4 children to some guy youve never met

timmy
06-07-2014, 05:41 PM
MTG > being a beta cunt who got broken goods pregnant

steveyos666
06-07-2014, 05:45 PM
MTG > being a beta cunt who got broken goods pregnant

rootbeer
06-07-2014, 05:55 PM
tim you are my bitch

timmy
06-07-2014, 06:07 PM
you have more body fat than a hippopotamus

cag
06-07-2014, 08:35 PM
Root beer more like omega

Plug Drugs
06-07-2014, 09:35 PM
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=370766&type=card
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=370766

just versed some faggot who dropped two of them and every time they attacked it would just double their counters, snowball into winning... they dont even cost much to cast either... theyre like 8 dollars per card what a fucking faggot
I'm really just going to have to say that game is shit. You're paying for pieces of fucking cardboard, and they break the game with each new release. "See if you can out-bullshit your opponent!"

Plug Drugs
06-07-2014, 09:36 PM
and yeah man that card is old as shit, you'll probably hate this one too
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=180455&type=card

steveyos666
06-07-2014, 11:10 PM
actually you just make the same kiknd of deck or make 1 mana instant kill cards duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stupid

Plug Drugs
06-08-2014, 12:33 PM
so okay then, you have to play with a red deck then, put 4 lightning bolts in your deck, and pray you have one on turn 4? they can have 4 scute mobs too, and if it lasts just one turn its going to snowball and win the game in 3-4 turns, its fucking stupid its a broken ass card and a broken ass game

Plug Drugs
06-08-2014, 12:44 PM
or how about this one
http://mtgcolorpie.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/kozilek-butcher-of-truth.jpg

my friend had all 3 of those cards in one green deck and a bunch of mana accelerating cards like rampant growth
me and him built decks out of scrap cards and after i beat him like 5 times in a row with a shitty elf deck, he went and BOUGHT all those cards to out-bullshit me

lnopia the great
06-08-2014, 12:53 PM
all these cards die to doom blade, build a better deck

Plug Drugs
06-08-2014, 01:01 PM
http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/thumbnails/19/304/200/283/262866.full.jpg
http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/thumbnails/6/36/200/283/15431.full.jpg
http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/thumbnails/14/358/200/283/140227.full.jpg

lnopia the great
06-08-2014, 01:04 PM
http://cdn.magicspoiler.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Tragic-Slip-Dark-Ascension.jpg

lnopia the great
06-08-2014, 01:06 PM
http://www.abugames.com/images/products/magic2013m13/mutilate.jpg

Plug Drugs
06-08-2014, 01:09 PM
those are good but theyre not going to completely stop that green deck

lnopia the great
06-08-2014, 01:30 PM
scute mob and vigor didnt even make the cut in my green ramp deck in dotp2014, im not sure you know what you are talking about