THE BING DESKTOP APP NOW CAN CHANGE THE DESKTOP BACKGROUND EVEYRY FIVE SECONDS LOL WTF

[steveyos666]

THERE'S even a search and share and info button now but you can close that, hta'ts neat for people who :care:


anyway, I'm setting it to 30 mins. five seconds is just fucking loopy, I just had it going for like two minutes and I'm trying to type this thread and it's like making my brain fuck up, holy shit, why, why five seconds, what is the fpointing GUFKC FUCK

[steveyos666]

the bing desktop app is completely useless I wish you could just set bing desktop background right from the background selelction built into windows, but whatever it's better than even stardock's thing which would be better if it had shit but there's not really anything to choose from but that cna put video actuallY I coud use stardock's thing to make cag's strip videos my dkestop background (or vlc media player to a lesser extent I already know) but they're dleeted because I don't save cag content

[rootbeer]

tegra note?

[steveyos666]

my computer is now set up so perfectly using parts of stardock and parts of winstep, I realized stardock doesn't own the market on this kinda stuff but winstep can't theme windows or make inactive windows dark so I still need starodck too but winstep handles the taskbar, both companies make good start menus so I have three great dhoices but guess what? I'm using the windows 8 start screen lmfao, I've decided plus with stardock's launcher dock on the start screen, so it's got all the icons I want and I got all the live tiles of email and weather, turns otu the start screen fucking rules now

[maks]

I've never met someone who cares as much about what his computer looks like as stevey

[steveyos666]

it's funny how everyone thinks I"m doing this for looks when I'm doing it to make it so what takes you ten clicks takes me one click, what takes you nine clicks takes me one click, what takes you eight, etc, down to one click for you, zero clicks for me, and then on top of that I also am not going to go blind as fast as any of you I still have perfect vision and I'm keeping it htat way, and with all this organaztion I lessen the time I'm on my computer by hours it's amazing

I also use shadowplay to stream to twitch which means it's on the internet instantly, I don't ever have to fraps anything and sit there while youtube downloads my video from me at -69kb/year, I just send it to youtube from twithc website


etc etc

[Autistic Spectrum]

crtl f,,, cag,,, 2 matches

[maks]

what takes you nine clicks takes me one click

winkey+the first 3 letters of what you want to run+enter key

if you're touching the mouse at all you are using windows incorrectly

[cag]

Im using Windows incorrectly

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey is so effeceincnet, at yiffing furs in second life on his computer that he yiffs 2.9 times a min compared to your palatry 1.2 times,,

[maks]

in windows 8, if you don't spend the time installing 50 3rd party theme packs that break a lot, you have to choose whether you want an application or a file, which forces you to either click or I think you can use the tab key too. either way it's an extra step and that is the single most important reason why windows 8 sucks.

[maks]

ripping offf spotlight was the smartest thing microsoft has ever done but they just had to go and fuck it up

[cag]

I miss Windows 7 even a retard like me could use

[steveyos666]

I still dont' understand how I'm the only person here who doesn't have any problems with computers, I didn't even have problems with vista, and what Ihave set up now is better than any of yoru computers there's no point in typing words my computer is amazing and I can do anything you can do in less steps, anyoen who uses the keyboard for windows is using windows wrong

[steveyos666]

I miss Windows 7 even a retard like me could use

you know I have a start menu that looks exactly like the windows 7 start menu right you understand you could have that too very easily, even customized exactly how you want it?

[steveyos666]

I have three start menus now actually and all three I can customzie however I want but they can all also look exactly like windows 7/6/5 etc

[maks]

I work on server 2003 machines all day and let me tell you I really fucking miss spotlight down there in the start menu, I have to use the fucking mouse and dig through the start menu or double click desktop icons like a pleb

[steveyos666]

this winwhatever taskbar is fucking amazing too

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey i don't have any problems with computers in fact i make a fuck ton of money every day with the help of computers, don't fell the need to ever talk about them in fact, or even think about them, you don't see a carpeneter talking about his hammer all day do you, you see computers are a tool just like you steven you are a tool as well

[steveyos666]

what I have now hides my desktop icons becasue I dont' need them, fuck man you should really consider trying my methods whatever you're picturing my computer bieng is 100% wrong

[steveyos666]

somebody needs to call 911 on dp before he chris benoits

[cag]

If I am too stupid to figure out how to use one Start menu, I certainly don't want two more of them

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey is a skitso retard and you gave him access to your computer, he was kicked out of high school in the 9th grade for stabbing somone with a spork, a 9th grade drop out is now in your personal files cag, you are a very smart lady

[maks]

I can do anything you can do in less steps

marks
1. install windows
2. configure windows

stevey
1. install windows
2. configure windows
3. install 3rdparty theme pack #1
4. configure 3rdparty theme pack #1
steps 5-26. install and configure 3rd party theme packs 2 through 12
27. change windows color settings
28. change fonts
steps 29-32. tweak the 12 3rd party theme packs to match the new color scheme
steps 33-49. make 16 threads about how great everything is working and how little you care about computers
50. fuck it up and reinstall, go back to step 1

[steveyos666]

well what was it you liked about windows 7 that you don't liek about 8? they're completley identical besides the start menu, 100% the same, what the hell are you even hating about 8 do you even know? maybe the norton and 99999999 viruses, that totally come with windows 8, and the shitty laptop, all these contributing factors, and yet your computer is sitll working, because it is in fact windows 8, if it was 7 or earlier all the shti you got on there woulda fucked it completely, cag, please, read, a book, learn some facts, I am living the windows 8 dream every day of my life you can watch my twitch any tiem to see me playing games maxed, I can even stream my desktop, you can see me using windows8 with no problems, so shut, the, fuck, good night

[steveyos666]

marks
1. install windows
2. configure windows

stevey
1. install windows
2. configure windows
3. install 3rdparty theme pack #1
4. configure 3rdparty theme pack #1
steps 5-26. install and configure 3rd party theme packs 2 through 12
27. change windows color settings
28. change fonts
steps 29-32. tweak the 12 3rd party theme packs to match the new color scheme
steps 33-49. make 16 threads about how great everything is working and how little you care about computers
50. fuck it up and reinstall, go back to step 1

wrong

[steveyos666]

you guys can keep doing everything the hard way it's no sweat off my back, I will continue living in 2014 while you guys stay in the 90's, idk what the fuck is wrong with your brains to make you do it especailly when computers are your lives, but hey that's you, me though I like getting things done asap like dashlane I haven't had to type anything anywhere since getting that I only type in these forum posts that's why I type so much now because I don't type anywhere else my computer is completey automated

[steveyos666]

my background is a turltle right now

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey i bet you could not even pass a a+ certafcation test,

[Autistic Spectrum]

everyone at best buy has to pass that test, to make 7 dollors an hour

[steveyos666]

dp please calm down your'e embarassing everybody

[Autistic Spectrum]

but stevey i bet you could not, i bet you would fail by 10 to 15 points

[cag]

stevey is a skitso retard and you gave him access to your computer, he was kicked out of high school in the 9th grade for stabbing somone with a spork, a 9th grade drop out is now in your personal files cag, you are a very smart lady

I stabbed someone before lmao with a really sharp pen and watched the green ink build up in the wound it was awesome

[Autistic Spectrum]

becaseu your an insane retard on a rent a center computer

[maks]

wrong

this has all happened at least twice since you got this machine and you're due for another loop any day now

[maks]

I know because I'm the guy you come to for tech support

[Autistic Spectrum]

time to reinstall my os,, oh ya, ,,, got my weekend all planed out,,, gonna show these it pros at rubynet a thing or 2 about installing windows 8,,,,

[maks]

installing windows 8 is easy, it's the jenga tower of shell replacements and theme packs and taskbar enhancements that take the bulk of the time, that's why my machines look exactly like they did when they were installed because I do not care what they look like and am certainly not going to go to the trouble to customize my computer because I am not an 8 year old girl

[Autistic Spectrum]

um little mermaid is not going ot configure herself

[maks]

I'm going to bump this thread next time stevey breaks his machine trying to update EZTaskBar2014 to the nightly alpha snapshot of EZTaskBar2015 and inevitably ends up wiping and reinstalling his entire OS

[Dirty Beatle]

OMG I hate Bing so much, why do you talk about things I hate?

[Dirty Beatle]

I tried to wipe Bing off the face of the internet and I couldn't :(

I hate you Bing, I hate you.

[steveyos666]

just like dp and marks don't know about windows, and cag doesn't know about anything, you don't know anything about bing if you're that hateful towards it because just like how windows 8 is the same as every past windows but faster, bing is like google well google is better still but bing isn't bad and you literally get points to get real irl free shit just for typing in searches

y'all need to take computer classes I really hate being then only person who knows about computers in this community

[cag]

i know lots

[cag]

i will show you how much i suck when we play contagion u will get mad and rage quit.

[Autistic Spectrum]

just like dp and marks don't know about windows, and cag doesn't know about anything, you don't know anything about bing if you're that hateful towards it because just like how windows 8 is the same as every past windows but faster, bing is like google well google is better still but bing isn't bad and you literally get points to get real irl free shit just for typing in searches

y'all need to take computer classes I really hate being then only person who knows about computers in this community

your a fat retard on a rent a center computer

[steveyos666]

my a fat

[Autistic Spectrum]

making weekly payments on my usb cord

[steveyos666]

my a fat

[Autistic Spectrum]

in just 2 more payments i will own this mouse outright

[Autistic Spectrum]

finally got the title to the keyboard in the mail last week, :smug: it's officaly mine now

[timmy]

in just 2 more payments i will own this mouse outright

hahahahahahahahaha holy shit

[timmy]

jesus christ stevey

[steveyos666]

my a fat

[maks]

fact my gaming rig has been running the same copy of windows 7 since 2009 through 3 different motherboard swaps and 2 hard drive replacements. I've never once broken it so bad I needed to reinstall it. I can do this because I know what I am doing.

[Autistic Spectrum]

time to go down to the bank gotta take out another loan for a new toner cartridge for my printer