girls, if you're 'friends' with a guy who has a winning personality but is ugly as shit,

[Plug Drugs]

at least let him jerk off to nudes of you, its just common courtesy

[lnopia the great]

want some nudes

[Desolation]

do you still have terrible acne from your meth usage?

[Gentleman Doli]

In this thread, Plug Drugs gets very angry at the exponentially decreasing number of women in his life.

[Desolation]

In this thread, Plug Drugs gets very angry at the exponentially decreasing number of women in his life.

you noticed that too?

[Plug Drugs]

In this thread, Plug Drugs gets very angry at the exponentially decreasing number of women in his life.

no i am very handsome and although i dont get a shitload of pussy i still get enough to keep me from going insane and becoming a permanent shut-in panzy

[Gentleman Doli]

Yeah Im sure thats why you made this thread chief, youre just sticking up for the little nice guy (not you) whos trapped in the friend zone.

[Gentleman Doli]

to keep me from going insane

try again


a permanent shut-in panzy

you push carts at wal mart for a living

[Plug Drugs]

you noticed that too?

okay okay maybe the 2 girls i was "friends" with recently i got into a fight with and kicked them out of my life (no really i did the "kicking out", i kicked them out before they could kick me out)

but thats not what made me post this thread, really,

i was thinking back to my high school days when i was friends with this girl for 3 years while she dated this douche bag, but me and her still fooled around once in a while, and she was only just about to give me nudes after 3 years of late night phone calls and pseudo-dates... She told me one night over the phone "i feel bad for you because i was with him first but i really like you, i think i'm going to give you some pictures of me you can have fun with", but i ended up getting in a bad fight with her like a week later and never talked to her again.. I should have secured the goods first before doing that =(

[Plug Drugs]

and so i thought to myself that it shouldnt take 3 years to receive nudes; nudes should be mandatory after a 3 month friend-zoning

[Gentleman Doli]

jesus fucking christ dude

[Plug Drugs]

try again



you push carts at wal mart for a living

not anymore i just inherited big bucks boy

[Gentleman Doli]

i mean do i even need to post and make fun of you or should i just let you type fifty paragraphs on how pathetic youre life is

[internut]

how would you get a girl in walmart

[Gentleman Doli]

There are currently 4 users browsing this thread. (3 members and 1 guests)

Genital Doli,
Batteri Wyfe,
Plug Drugs

good news plug drugs Lisa is here and shes fucking batshit insane shell probably have sex with you

[Plug Drugs]

Yeah Im sure thats why you made this thread chief, youre just sticking up for the little nice guy (not you) whos trapped in the friend zone.

i was reading people talking about friend zoning on facebook, one of my friends posted "If you're friend with a chick and she calls you her a brother. Don't even try. You've been friend zoned." and then I thought of the very title of this thread, but right before I was about to post it to facebook I remembered I can't say stupid shit like that on facebook and thought "hmmm I know, i'll post it at ytmnsfw"

[Batteri Wyfe]

There are currently 4 users browsing this thread. (3 members and 1 guests)

Genital Doli,
Batteri Wyfe,
Plug Drugs

good news plug drugs Lisa is here and shes fucking batshit insane shell probably have sex with youyou're a fucking idiot and no I would not

[skrizach]

you're a fucking idiot and no I would not

anger leads to the dark side

[internut]

hi battery wife what did you eat

[Batteri Wyfe]

anger leads to the dark sideJesus loves you fuckwit

[Batteri Wyfe]

hi battery wife what did you eatnothing yet mother

[skrizach]

Jesus loves you fuckwit

please don't be so mean. It's not becoming of you.

[Plug Drugs]

you're a fucking idiot and no I would not
is it because i like to rub it in your face that i'm smarter than you?
you know the best sex is angry sex right?
(this post is NOT me asking to have sex with you, i would not have sex with you either)

[Gentleman Doli]

love is in teh air ladys and gentleman... my god theyr both so pathetic in their own unique special ways

[Batteri Wyfe]

is it because i like to rub it in your face that i'm smarter than you?
you know the best sex is angry sex right?
(this post is NOT me asking to have sex with you, i would not have sex with you either)no it's because I don't want to have sex with you

You are not smarter than me either

also you've already had a crack and I wasn't into you

[maks]

no it's because I don't want to have sex with you

You are not smarter than me either

also you've already had a crack and I wasn't into you

lets be honest, he's way smarter than you. most people are

[Gentleman Doli]

why are we banning front page fags and not obnoxous bitch and lisa

[Batteri Wyfe]

lets be honest, he's way smarter than you. most people arenah

[Camoron]

wait
plug drugs got a job>?!

[Camoron]

congrats dude you can use that wlamart cart pushing money to buy a few hits of meth and some prescriptino drugs they are only 4 dollars at walmart and maybe yuo get an employee discount???

[Batteri Wyfe]

why are we banning front page fags and not obnoxous bitch and lisawhy are you posting about two people who couldn't give a rat's ass about you?

[Plug Drugs]

no it's because I don't want to have sex with you

You are not smarter than me either

also you've already had a crack and I wasn't into you

oh yeaaah,
that wasn't a crack at you, i felt bad for you because nobody likes you here and i offered to work at being your friend

and wasn't it well established that i'm smarter than you? we can go for a round two right now if you want. You might be able to keep up with me when it comes to psychology (barely, i might add), but how about a much more pragmatic science like physics or organic chemistry?
please enlighten me, what sort of functional group should i be adding to my store-bought PEA to turn it into some grade A speed? or what sort of polar solvent would be the most effective for a lysergic acid amide extraction from Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds?

[Plug Drugs]

And who might this "great personality" guy be?

well, hmmmm..... well i guess someone like me of course

[Batteri Wyfe]

oh yeaaah,
that wasn't a crack at you, i felt bad for you because nobody likes you here and i offered to work at being your friend

and wasn't it well established that i'm smarter than you? we can go for a round two right now if you want. You might be able to keep up with me when it comes to psychology (barely, i might add), but how about a much more pragmatic science like physics or organic chemistry?
please enlighten me, what sort of functional group should i be adding to my store-bought PEA to turn it into some grade A speed? or what sort of polar solvent would be the most effective for a lysergic acid amide extraction from Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds?this is simply proof of what a fucking loser you are

you are not smarter than me, you're not stupid but you're a waste and you are definitely not smarter than me, that's a fact

[Batteri Wyfe]

well, hmmmm..... well i guess someone like me of courseyou have the personality of dog turd

I find your personality to be a major turn off

[Plug Drugs]

this is simply proof of what a fucking loser you are

you are not smarter than me, you're not stupid but you're a waste and you are definitely not smarter than me, that's a fact

right. and this is just emanating from your top tier posting quality

[Plug Drugs]

you have the personality of dog turd

I find your personality to be a major turn off
wrong. You don't like it when someone is smarter than you, especially when they are able to give an elaborate amount of evidence supporting that fact
and a person's "personality" is an illusion anyways; people act in whatever way is most beneficial to them

[Batteri Wyfe]

wrong. You don't like it when someone is smarter than you, especially when they are able to give an elaborate amount of evidence supporting that fact
and a person's "personality" is an illusion anyways; people act in whatever way is most beneficial to themactually I LOVE it when someone is smarter than me

the fact is though you are far from it

[Plug Drugs]

my "scientific" persona is very different from my "touchy feely nice guy" persona -- with the former, i expect the 'words of wisdom' coming from you to be well-structured with good reasoning (both qualities you lack), and with the latter I strive to give everyone a fair opportunity and be nice to everyone. They don't always coalesce; I can't help but point out when your posts are poop and the image you have of yourself of being an intellectual is fabricated

[Batteri Wyfe]

Tip for you: smart people don't have to TRY to be smart, we just are

[Camoron]

yeah wow really thats rteally interesitng

[Plug Drugs]

actually I LOVE it when someone is smarter than me

the fact is though you are far from it

okay then lets have a round 2, i can ramble on about how you're wrong about something while you try to keep up with me via google

[Batteri Wyfe]

yeah wow really thats rteally interesitnglol

[Batteri Wyfe]

okay then lets have a round 2, i can ramble on about how you're wrong about something while you try to keep up with me via googleit was the other way around dipshit

[Plug Drugs]

pick a topic for me to kick your ass in

[Batteri Wyfe]

I think any woman who is even friends with you is inherently a loser

[Plug Drugs]

lol someone is furiously neg-repping me wonder who that could be

[Batteri Wyfe]

*yawn* well it's not me

[Camoron]

if it was me you would know because your bars would be gone

[Camoron]

also i would tell you

[Camoron]

look i am saying its not me ok so dont hold me accontable

[Plug Drugs]

I think any woman who is even friends with you is a inherently a loser

a few of the women that have been a part of my life i consider saints and you aren't even 1/10th of how complex and unique they were

[Batteri Wyfe]

http://i.imgur.com/kbOda.jpg

[Camoron]

just gave you one nippy

[skrizach]

side taskbar :rofl:

[Plug Drugs]

you used to think god and the devil were fighting over your soul? youre not remotely worthy of being fought over, you permatripped schizoid freak. go be a bum out on the streets

[Camoron]

side taskbar :rofl:

they have to setup their desktops like that in australia because water drains in theother direction its because of gravity, duh

[Batteri Wyfe]

just gave you one nippyI BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED NEGS, JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY REP, THERES A CHANCE I CAN NEG YOU NOW, WE'LL BE POSTIN TLL THE SUN GOES DOWN

[Plug Drugs]

http://i.imgur.com/kbOda.jpg

the die in a fire shit wasnt me, i dont say things like to people

[Camoron]

googling what the word "inherently" means lmao

[Batteri Wyfe]

side taskbar :rofl:yes I like it like that

you can also see that I had to check my spelling for the word "inherently" which I used earlier

fascinating stuff

[Batteri Wyfe]

the die in a fire shit wasnt me, i dont say things like to peopleI didn't think it was

I think all the "die" remarks are maks/sexwithdeadpeople

[maks]

lisa why do you have 4 web browsers installed

[Batteri Wyfe]

googling what the word "inherently" means lmaono I know what it means

was checking spelling

[maks]

side taskbar :rofl:

makes sense on a widescreen, problem is she doesn't have a widescreen

[Batteri Wyfe]

lisa why do you have 4 web browsers installedI thought I had 3

I only use firefox anyway

this laptop used to be my mum's, there is heaps of shit on it I don't use

[Batteri Wyfe]

makes sense on a widescreen, problem is she doesn't have a widescreenI like it there better

[Plug Drugs]

so you care enough about proving how smart you are that you are checking your spelling, but you won't accept my challenge to a battle of wits,
i think you choked

[Gentleman Doli]

la femme nikita

[maks]

I thought I had 3

I only use firefox anyway

this laptop used to be my mum's, there is heaps of shit on it I don't use

I see internet explorer, firefox, chrome, and safari. and that's just in your quick launch, god knows what your start menu looks like

[Batteri Wyfe]

so you care enough about proving how smart you are that you are checking your spelling, but you won't accept my challenge to a battle of wits,
i think you choked
I always check my spelling if I'm unsure on how to spell a word

most the time I already spelt it right

And you're a waste of time, you have little wit to battle and last time we did I had to wait 20 mins in between posts for you to educate yourself via google before replying

[Plug Drugs]

n, I was posting here inbetween getting my drink on

[Gentleman Doli]

A lovers quarrel

[Batteri Wyfe]

I see internet explorer, firefox, chrome, and safari. and that's just in your quick launch, god knows what your start menu looks likeI don't know or care what's in my start menu, I use firefox and explorer... mainly firefox

[Camoron]

SAFARI ahhahahaa

[Camoron]

and yet no opera :sad: i made myself sad

[Batteri Wyfe]

n, I was posting here inbetween getting my drink onwhatever you reckon

I was drawing from knowledge I already had and you were googling shit to keep up

[Batteri Wyfe]

SAFARI ahhahahaaI hadn't even noticed I had that until yous started pointing it out

[Plug Drugs]

whatever you reckon

I was drawing from knowledge I already had and you were googling shit to keep up
hmm googling shit to keep up thats a clever top tier kind of sick burn you got there oh wait i said it earlier

[maks]

and yet no opera :sad: i made myself sad

she probably has it in her start menu along with every other bundled piece of garbage on the planet


I hadn't even noticed I had that until yous started pointing it out

and that's what makes it so sad. there's only two types of people who have 4 or more browsers installed, web developers and idiots

[Batteri Wyfe]

she probably has it in her start menu along with every other bundled piece of garbage on the planet



and that's what makes it so sad. there's only two types of people who have 4 or more browsers installed, web developers and idiotswell I wasn't the one who installed them

[Plug Drugs]

and that's what makes it so sad. there's only two types of people who have 4 or more browsers installed, web developers and idiots

when i am installing itunes and other gayware i just spam click next next next next next WHO DA FUQ PUT SAFARI ON MY COMP


well I wasn't the one who installed them
bwahahaha

[Batteri Wyfe]

hmm googling shit to keep up thats a clever top tier kind of sick burn you got there oh wait i said it earlierduuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr

[Gentleman Doli]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=666&dateline=1348744817

[maks]

well I wasn't the one who installed them

why are you using someone else's computer are you poor

[Batteri Wyfe]

why are you using someone else's computer are you poor
as I already told you this used to be my mum's laptop

she gave it to me when she got herself a tablet

yes I'm poor

[Plug Drugs]

yeah yeah yeah we all know you didnt uncheck "install bullshit on my computer" when installing a bullshit music player

[Plug Drugs]

apple makes iphone users install itunes because they want to infect your computer with their jew-ware and spy on your shit for marketing purposes

[maks]

as I already told you this used to be my mum's laptop

she gave it to me when she got herself a tablet

yes I'm poor

then why don't you get a job you lazy mooching cunt

[Batteri Wyfe]

then why don't you get a job you lazy mooching cuntI do have a job and I don't mooch

[m0nde]

if you had the chance to work at a pet shop, would you?

[Batteri Wyfe]

if you had the chance to work at a pet shop, would you?
yes

I wanted to work in a pet shop and now I am

I don't like touching dead crickets... alive ones are ok but so far the only thing I hate is dead crickets

[m0nde]

so how do you feel about wasting 2 semesters in university and now working in a pet store?

do you believe you should have a better job?

[Batteri Wyfe]

so how do you feel about wasting 2 semesters in university and now working in a pet store?

do you believe you should have a better job?m0nde

I have spent 6 years at university and have two degrees

and if I wanted to I would go back to teaching but I actually WANT low-stress jobs ATM

[m0nde]

so, after spending 6 years at university you're working at a pet shop? isn't that even worse than the scenario i posited?

[Batteri Wyfe]

um no

I wanted to work in a pet store

I can use my qualifications to go back to teaching when I feel like working my ass off for other people's kids instead of standing around and patting puppies all day anytime I like. I just don't want to ATM and I have the luxury of that choice.

Also I loved uni and would go back for another 6 years if I could.

[Plug Drugs]

m0nde

I have spent 6 years at university and have two degrees

and if I wanted to I would go back to teaching but I actually WANT low-stress jobs ATM
teach disabled kids,
you can just put them out on a leash attached to a clothes line and they can run back and forth out in the sun all day

[m0nde]

you could have just dropped out like all the other aussies and attended TAFE if you wanted to end up working at a pet store

[Plug Drugs]

working in a pet store sounds like fun but then i'd imagine a large part of your day consists of cleaning up shit
i tried applying at a pet store around here but the girl there just gave me this look like "ummm there are thousands of animal-loving nuts who apply at this store every month; every 16 year old girl within 50 miles has applied here, do you honestly think youre going to fit in?"

[Batteri Wyfe]

teach disabled kids,
you can just put them out on a leash attached to a clothes line and they can run back and forth out in the sun all day
I have taught disabled kids before

[Batteri Wyfe]

you could have just dropped out like all the other aussies and attended TAFE if you wanted to end up working at a pet storewhy?

I got great marks and loved uni

[m0nde]

sounds like a waste of money

[Batteri Wyfe]

sounds like a waste of money
Both times I went to university I applied for and got government supported positions.

[Plug Drugs]

um no

I wanted to work in a pet store

I can use my qualifications to go back to teaching when I feel like working my ass off for other people's kids instead of standing around and patting puppies all day anytime I like. I just don't want to ATM and I have the luxury of that choice.

Also I loved uni and would go back for another 6 years if I could.
if i could go back to being in high school i would. Legal guardians who are obligated to give you food, shelter, and clothes; collude with hot chicks 5 days out of the week and stare at their ass/boobs when sitting in a chair for 8 hours; see your friends every day.. Whats not to like? Only thing that sucked was that everyone had shitty dope connections back then, and the years without a car kind of sucked

[maks]

the australian government paid to spend this bitch to school and instead of using her skills to give back to society she takes a couple of years off to live on the dole and is now working a teenager's job and probably still collecting welfare she's the female stevey

[Plug Drugs]

she's the 99% man

[Batteri Wyfe]

if i could go back to being in high school i would. Legal guardians who are obligated to give you food, shelter, and clothes; collude with hot chicks 5 days out of the week and stare at their ass/boobs when sitting in a chair for 8 hours; see your friends every day.. Whats not to like? Only thing that sucked was that everyone had shitty dope connections back then, and the years without a car kind of suckeduh yeah university is a bit different, for one there is a bar on campus

[Batteri Wyfe]

the australian government paid to spend this bitch to school and instead of using her skills to give back to society she takes a couple of years off to live on the dole and is now working a teenager's job and probably still collecting welfare she's the female stevey
society can go fuck itself

I've contributed more than you have to it that's for damn sure you human leech

[maks]

society can go fuck itself

I've contributed more than you have to it that's for damn sure you human leech

really? I've been paying taxes nonstop since I was 16

[Batteri Wyfe]

really? I've been paying taxes nonstop since I was 16I was not living with my parents at 16

buy me more weed rich boy, I will have smoked all this by tomorrow

[maks]

idc where you were living when you were 16, fact is you left the job that your government helped you find because you're a shitty entitled little basketcase who couldn't handle the pressure of working for a living. you're a leech.

[Battery]

idc where you were living when you were 16, fact is you left the job that your government helped you find because you're a shitty entitled little basketcase who couldn't handle the pressure of working for a living. you're a leech.I do work and the government never helped me to get a job

[maks]

you just said that the government sent you to school, why are you backpedaling?

[Battery]

you just said that the government sent you to school, why are you backpedaling?yes but that's not a job

that's study

[Gentleman Doli]

retard alert

[maks]

yes but that's not a job

that's study

would you have gotten a job as a teacher if you did not go to school on the australian people's dime?

[Battery]

would you have gotten a job as a teacher if you did not go to school on the australian people's dime?of course not and it's not like that, I get HECS and student loans that I don't have to pay back unless I earn over about $50,000 a year and then it automatically comes out of my pay like tax

[maks]

and now that you've left the job they helped you get to go work for minimum wage running a cash register, those loans will never be paid back.

you leech

[Battery]

I'll probably go back into teaching at a later date

but right now I work in a pet store

[maks]

how can you live with yourself owing money and not even attempting to pay it back? that would drive me insane

[Battery]

how can you live with yourself owing money and not even attempting to pay it back? that would drive me insanelol

I don't care about money much

[maks]

yeah especially when it's not yours...

[maks]

leech

[Battery]

I've had the opportunity to get an education and I took it and I taught with an intention to give back rather than to make money and I currently work in a pet store because it's right for me at the moment until I feel up to the responsibility and all the work involved in teaching

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you can barely post on an interent fourm with out fucking that up, how do you expect to teach anyone to do anyhting, you is a retard lisa, u is dum as fuk

[Battery]

you can barely post on an interent fourm with out fucking that up, how do you expect to teach anyone to do anyhting, you is a retard lisa, u is dum as fukhow did I post wrong?

[Gentleman Doli]

hold on. Lisa has 69 posts. this may be the first funy thing shes done in her life

[syncan aka ken post jr]

how did I post wrong?

[lnopia the great]

whats this thread about

[Battery]

Lisa, I KNOW i'm of above average intelligence due to myriads of testing when I was a kid. I will not fuck with this guy^. He's like MENSA smart. You're so far out of your league trying to have a conversation with him it's literally painful to watch.LOL

I am not threatened by intelligence

[lnopia the great]

cody youre not smart

[Battery]

cody youre not smartLOL

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you guys know plug drugs copies and pastes all those posts from obscure wikipedia pages right

[Battery]

you guys know plug drugs copies and pastes all those posts from obscure wikipedia pages rightplug drugs is an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about half of the time

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lisa's a witch burn her at the stake

[Battery]

lisa's a witch burn her at the stakestop making me love you

[maks]

lisa's a witch burn her at the stake

[Gentleman Doli]

myriads of testing, yep cody is definately smart

[Gentleman Doli]

my name is patrick

[Battery]

I'm easily more articulate than you are "PAAAAAAATTTRRRRIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!"well a myriad already is many, infinite even, there is no "myriads"

[Gentleman Doli]

Lisa vs Cody, who is the bigest retard, starting now answer teh folowing question:
What is the strength of an object with an elastic modulus of 9.01 GPa, with gauge length 0.02 m and that experiences a longitudinal deformation of 0.001 m?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens18900629module155206561photo_1321549323Thanksgiving_Addition_Wor

[syncan aka ken post jr]

don't do this lisa and cody you will tear this forum apart at the seams.

[rootbeer]

I've had the opportunity to get an education and I took it and I taught with an intention to give back rather than to make money and I currently work in a pet store because it's right for me at the moment until I feel up to the responsibility and all the work involved in teaching

mail me animals from australia

[Battery]

mail me animals from australiaI'll send you a boomerang if you give me your postal address

[jon]

Well I finally put doli on ignore like you asked me to a week ago. I'm trying to help you out here dp.

When we use the word fantasy, we are often met with strong negative reactions. In our experience, the ones who react worst are the people who tend to engage in it the most. Which leads us to conclude the lady doth protest too much -- especially among those who stress the "reality" of their training. Just to clarify things a bit, the Random House unabridged dictionary defines:

Fantasy: n 1) Imagination, especially when extravagant and unrestrained. 2) The formation of grotesque mental images: She was powerless to to control her fantasy of death 3) a mental image, esp. when grotesque: a nightmare fantasy. Psych 4) an imaginative sequence fulfilling a psychological need: day dream 5). a hallucination 6) a supposition based on no solid foundation 7) a caprice, whim 8) an ingenious or fanciful thought, design or invention.

The mental image of defeating a gang of thugs in a whirling blur of bone breaking, blood spattering martial arts skill certainly qualifies as grotesque (definitions 2 &3). At least to someone who isn't having that fantasy. As does a neurotic obsession of being assaulted.(1,4,6 and 8).

[rootbeer]

I'll send you a boomerang if you give me your postal address

send me some baby koalas

[general doli]

No DP asked me to just ignore doli and i said no i'm not going to do that, but then someone far more important told me to try ignoring him for awhile.

In 711 AD, the now Islamic Moors conquered Visigothic Christian Hispania. Their general, Tariq ibn-Ziyad, brought most of Iberia under Islamic rule in an eight-year campaign. They moved northeast across the Pyrenees Mountains, but were defeated by the Frank Charles Martel at the Battle of Poitiers in 732 AD.

The Moorish state fell into civil conflict in the 750s. The Moors ruled in North Africa and in most of the Iberian peninsula for several decades. They were resisted in areas in the northwest (such as Asturias, where they were defeated at the battle of Covadonga) and the largely Basque regions in the Pyrenees. Though the number of Moor colonists was small, many native Iberian inhabitants converted to Islam. According to Ronald Segal, by 1200 AD, some 5.6 million of Iberia's 7 million inhabitants, nearly all native inhabitants, were Muslim.[14] In the late 15th century, the persecution of Muslims and forced conversion to Catholicism caused a mass exodus.

In a process of decline, the Al Andalus had broken up into a number of Islamic-ruled fiefdoms, or taifas, which were partly consolidated under the Caliphate of Córdoba.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i don't remeber doing that but i'm sure i did , the thing is nobody really cares,

[jon]

posterity.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/F1uls.jpg)

[Gentleman Doli]

i made codey cry to one of his siseter/grandma wifes for advice on how to deal with me

[maks]

and she apparently told him to put you on ignore and make an alt of you

[general doli]

:laugh::rockyou::feelsgood:coup de gras!:bird::dp::handshake:

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you are srsly like the male version of ramen brah

[syncan aka ken post jr]

classic ramen

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Maybe thats why i get along with her so well then, wateva


it's srsly hard to tell the difference

[lnopia the great]

Haha the thing is I am pretty much always nice to guys that approach me unless you look like a serial killer (happens more often than one would think) or you look like you would punch me in the face once I did reject you so instead I pretend like I didn;t even hear you. South Florida has some interesting people...

[Battery]

send me some baby koalascome here and I'll take you to them

[ascii_genitals]

i like all these appeals to authority that you try to use to show how smart you are

if you were given "myriads of testing" as a kid, or an "iq test" by a psychiatrist that didn't tell you the score it's because there's something wrong with you and they were just trying to tell just how damaged and retarded you really are

normal people do not get tested in special settings like this fyi

[ascii_genitals]

p. sure smart people don't grow up to be redneck house painters or unemployed eminem fans

[ascii_genitals]

i know you drink at breakfast and pretend it's ok because its champagne

[Battery]

I'm an EMINEM fan

I work in a pet store

I'm a genius

[ascii_genitals]

i also know that you have sex with someone's grandma which is pretty weird

[maks]

I'm an EMINEM fan

I work in a pet store

I'm a genius

you have shitty taste in music and a 16 year old's job

[Battery]

you have shitty taste in music and a 16 year old's jobI'm 33

[Battery]

I'm drinking tea with vitamin D drops and smoking joints for breakfast while watching Fiddler on the Roof

[sex with dead people]

sure i mean my posting style is terribly hard to mimick, self important redneck with a decent vocabulary is a legendary feat to pull off.

I'm more of a redneck than you could ever hope to be.

[ascii_genitals]

you have shitty taste in music and a 16 year old's job


I'm 33


I'm drinking tea with vitamin D drops and smoking joints for breakfast while watching Fiddler on the Roof

she does not even see the connection here

[plusle riot]

p. sure smart people don't grow up to be redneck house painters or unemployed eminem fans

:sickburn:
http://i.imgur.com/cDIFz.png

[Plug Drugs]

uh yeah university is a bit different, for one there is a bar on campus

ive been to college bro

[Plug Drugs]

society can go fuck itself

I've contributed more than you have to it that's for damn sure you human leech

you taught underprivilged retards how to read, basically wasting their time because their station in life definitely isnt going to involve reading theyre just going to end up working at walmart or something and your lessons actually severely confused them and just impeded them from achieving their destiny as a walmartard

[Plug Drugs]

youve held sosighitty back

[m0nde]

you taught underprivilged retards how to read, basically wasting their time because their station in life definitely isnt going to involve reading theyre just going to end up working at walmart or something and your lessons actually severely confused them and just impeded them from achieving their destiny as a walmartardremarkably succinct

[Battery]

you taught underprivilged retards how to read, basically wasting their time because their station in life definitely isnt going to involve reading theyre just going to end up working at walmart or something and your lessons actually severely confused them and just impeded them from achieving their destiny as a walmartardno I've taught severely disabled children

[plusle riot]

cody mad as hell

Thread: girls, if you're 'friends' with a guy who has a winning personality but is ugly as shit,

rice rep noob

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Lisa, I KNOW i'm of above average intelligence due to myriads of testing when I was a kid. I will not fuck with this guy^. He's like MENSA smart. You're so far out of your league trying to have a conversation with him it's literally painful to watch.

Thanks Cody
her posting style reminds me of when I was 12 trolling AOL chatrooms, that was 9 years ago

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I actually wonder if I could bring up some old chat logs from AOL, documenting that I was a trolling from a prodigious age :smug:

[Plug Drugs]

yeah it probably wouldnt be that funny... I told other kids in the aol chatroom some nasty shit and ended up getting our internet service cancelled lol, my mom had to call up AOL. Try explaining to your mother why you were calling kids you never met before "chubby cunt-worshipping little-dicked fags"

[m0nde]

so many of these people have had testing as a kid telling them they were above average. we have ob, a neurotic sexual deviant who was told he was a wunderkind and now cody who was in the gifted and talented program which prepared him for his current life.
no need to mention loopylisa's obvious brilliance and her 2 semesters of psychology.

what a remarkable bunch; you've all lived up to your potential, to be sure!

[plusle riot]

2edgy4me

[maks]

I was in the gifted program in 4th grade it basically meant I got to take a bus to a different school once every 2 weeks and spend the day playing oregon trail on an apple 2

[plusle riot]

i got to play where in the world is carmen sandiego on an apple macintosh,good times.

[maks]

I think they might have had carmen sandiego but I didn't find a female supervillan believable and also never really cared for memory games

except jeopardy I fucking rock at jeopardy

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spend the day playing oregon trail on an apple 2
playing oregon trail in elementary school, those were the days

[plusle riot]

there was some other medieval type clue based game i can't remember the name of for the life of me, but i loiked it

[maks]

the city paid for special instructors and a special bus so I could go play oregon trail and 20 years later look at me I work on computers. see it wasn't a gigantic waste of taxpayer money after all

[m0nde]

all of that, and it didn't keep lisa from being interfered and away from the pet store

[Plug Drugs]

no I've taught severely disabled children

Its a lost cause to try teaching them though, isn't it?

[Plug Drugs]

Teaching retards is like paying more attention to the runt of a litter to make sure it gets healthy, but it only grows up to have severe health problems and a miserable life with an underdeveloped brain -- and the rest of the litter suffered as a result.

Not saying retards don't need to be looked after by society, but educating them? Really, think about it, what's the point, do you know what I mean? Educators should focus on the kids who want to learn and the kids who actually have the capacity for learning; they are going to get the most benefit. I doubt retards even want to learn; as a matter of fact I bet they hate it -- so who is benefiting? The people who get to feel like they've done the right thing by wasting everyone's time educating tards?

[m0nde]

well this is why they put someone with 2 semesters of community college psychology in charge of them

[plusle riot]

Teaching retards is like paying more attention to the runt of a litter to make sure it gets healthy, but it only grows up to have severe health problems and a miserable life with an underdeveloped brain -- and the rest of the litter suffered as a result.

Not saying retards don't need to be looked after by society, but educating them? Really, think about it, what's the point, do you know what I mean? Educators should focus on the kids who want to learn and the kids who actually have the capacity for learning; they are going to get the most benefit. I doubt retards even want to learn; as a matter of fact I bet they hate it -- so who is benefiting? The people who get to feel like they've done the right thing by wasting everyone's time educating tards?

yeah we should give them all your drugs instead. they'd actually have a good reason for being junkies

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but...

[Plug Drugs]

but those are my drugs :no:...

[jon]

so many of these people have had testing as a kid telling them they were above average. we have ob, a neurotic sexual deviant who was told he was a wunderkind and now cody who was in the gifted and talented program which prepared him for his current life.
no need to mention loopylisa's obvious brilliance and her 2 semesters of psychology.

what a remarkable bunch; you've all lived up to your potential, to be sure!

"i was tested as a kid"
> my parents thought something was wrong with me

[jon]

maybe they took this test

http://quizilla.teennick.com/tests/7101046/are-you-and-indigo-child

Indigo children are those who are believed to represent a higher state of human evolution. The term itself is a reference to the belief that such children have an indigo colored aura. The color indigo represents the chakra of the third eye, which is associated with intuition, and paranormal abilities such as seeing angels, spirits or deceased loved ones. They are highly empathic, possessing the ability to discern what others are thinking and feeling. Thus they have the ability to know when someone is being authentic, honest and truthful.

Indigo children are highly sensitive beings with a clear sense of self-definition and a strong feeling that they need to make a significant difference in the world. They are strong-willed, independent thinkers who prefer to be self-guided rather than directed by others.

They are unique in the way they see things and will not conform in order to fit into society. Indigo's possess wisdom and a high level of awareness "beyond their years." When you look into their eyes you can see that they are old souls, and wise ones. They can be very outspoken, speaking to an Indigo is like talking to a miniature adult of sorts!

[jon]

Check of all of the things that you feel close with, or somehow connected to.

- test accepts input from radio buttons, not checkboxes
- test created by user that joined 2008 april 28th and last logged in 2008 april 29th
- user probably "knows" they are/were an indigo child

[syncan aka ken post jr]

all your test results are in son, we would like to sit down with you and go over them.


well cody, it seems that you are a fag.

[plusle riot]

all your test results are in son, we would like to sit down with you and go over them.


well cody, it seems that you are a fag.

every parents' nightmare

[jon]

caught him wedged between the washer and the drier trying to reach for that secret stash of playgirls

[rootbeer]

that is a fire hazard

[Battery]

that is a fire hazardyou give me my stinky morning cuddle

[Camoron]

I feel as though (not to brag) I am more intelligent than other people.
I deserve to be here.
I sometimes just know things that other people don't. Often times my conversations go like this: You-"I just know." Them-'That'
I am, I don't special.

[Battery]

I feel as though (not to brag) I am more intelligent than other people.
I deserve to be here.
I sometimes just know things that other people don't. Often times my conversations go like this: You-"I just know." Them-'That'
I am, I don't special.you're smarter than most people who try to claim they are ITT that's for damn sure

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i have an iq over 9000

[Battery]

i have an iq over 9000it would take over a week to sit that test

[syncan aka ken post jr]

sit that test

[Battery]

sit that testwe'd have to create the test first, I don;t know of a test that big

and then you sit it with me and we'll see who's the smartest, I'd like that