ITT we wish Stalker Virus a Happy Birthday

[plusle riot]

Happy B'day bbgurl <3 :party:

[stalker virus]

yes thank you i had a great dinner with the fam and now i come to own nerds life is good

[maks]

stalker virus is my bitch

[syncan aka ken post jr]

too bad nobody got you a boyfriend for your birthday and u will prob die all alone, :cake:

[Desolation]

i'll cut her cake

[rubycalaber]

I was talking to my dad about wonky eyes yesterday and I mentioned ashley and he said that girls with cross eyes are cute but girls with eyes that look outward are freaky

[syncan aka ken post jr]

um.... me and the rest of the guys at rubynet where wondering if


you would marry us?

[stalker virus]

yes i will acquire a boyfriend and get him to own nerds with me online it will be le win hahahahhah

[rootbeer]

i'll cut her cake

make sure there isnt a stripper inside it first. that is always hard to explain.

[stalker virus]

ruby talk with your dad about mega threads and owning nigger dick forums and tell me what he says about those

[rubycalaber]

ruby talk with your dad about mega threads and owning nigger dick forums and tell me what he says about those

I told him about my mega threads and now everytime I watch a movie he asks me if I will make a review about it lmao

[syncan aka ken post jr]

has your father(your dad) ever read this forum()>

[stalker virus]

D7M-uHiztkM

[rubycalaber]

not to my knowledge, thankfully

[lnopia the great]

5Z6ayAHGPpA&autoplay=1

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Son whose this ramen person? Is she your girlfriend, me and your mother where worried you where gay and this brings us great hope.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/rubysfather.jpg

[doctor remulak]

Happy B'day bbgurl <3 :party:

I am Doctor Remulak.

[stalker virus]

beebee890 is really me

[stalker virus]

nice join date for someone who quotes an autoplay youtube :rolleyes:

[internut]

hi stalker virus

[TheElJoe]

one year closer to menopause and becoming a cat lady who lives by herself and occasionally will eat cat food when you're out of food and too tired to go to the store

[skrizach]

I would wish stalker a happy birthday in this thread but it's someone's alt and not actually stalker virus.

[rubycalaber]

Son whose this ramen person? Is she your girlfriend, me and your mother where worried you where gay and this brings us great hope.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/rubysfather.jpg

I already told you I am internet dating this girl called kate aka desolation

[stalker virus]

I would wish stalker a happy birthday in this thread but it's someone's alt and not actually stalker virus.

:refuse:

[skrizach]

Are you mad because what I said isn't true or because I called you out?
(it's the second one)

[syncan aka ken post jr]

wait what

[stalker virus]

i doubt anyone would ever pretend to be me but i'm flattered ty skriz

[skrizach]

I retract my statement.
I now believe that it is the real SV

[syncan aka ken post jr]

well that was close, i jerk off while i read her posts i thought i was almost gay for a second there

[skrizach]

Sorry DP I didn't mean to scare you, it's just like you gotta be on your guard you know?
like when there's a forum shift and names are up for grabs you never know who's gonna pulla prank, you know?

[sex with dead people]

I thought jews didn't celebrate birthdays.

[pilleater]

happy bd sv i am your internet on and off bf i am like ramma 1/2

[skrizach]

bumping to say happy birthday to SV

[stalker virus]

I thought jews didn't celebrate birthdays.

i only play a jew online not irl sorry m8

[TheElJoe]

after you blow out your candles i got something else for you to blow :magpi:

[stalker virus]

bumping to say happy birthday to SV

http://i.imgur.com/1YX9Z.gif

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i'm with eljoe on this suck my dick

[stalker virus]

after you blow out your candles i got something else for you to blow :magpi:
:suicidal:

[syncan aka ken post jr]

how old are you now, 3o while your entire peer group is posting baby pics on there facebook feeds you are alone, posting here, all alone

[skrizach]

misogyny ITT

[sex with dead people]

I thought tom selleck was gay irl.

[stalker virus]

i'm 24 today thanks for showing interest dp you are such a dear pal ^_^ :kawaii: :desu:

[stalker virus]

dp you post on the internet forum awful late for having so many kids now that i think about it don't you everr kiss little tommy on the forehead and tuck him to bed or does nigger dick posting get in ur way :what:

[skrizach]

ugh yeah I hate how my facebook feed has so many gross babies in it these days.
babies are gross as fuck.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

acutally i post alot when i work(i work on computer projects) i have had this killer project for the last 3 months or so, i do it so i can feed and house my loved ones, you would not know anything about this since you are so alone and can barely care for yourself...

[lnopia the great]

Interflop


Old school yo'


occe is god
Interflop war Internet Forum, gegründet durch zwei faggots genannt Stalin und Zhukov (ihn hat Familie Ausgaben). Das Forum galt als einen Spin-off von vielen Schwulen aus YTMND, die zum faggotry von YTMND neu sind, aber es war tatsächlich die Folge zu X-YTMND, ein Forum, das bestand mindestens 100 Jahren und bestand alte Schule aus Mitgliedern vom prachtvollen Alter von 2004, das von der Tyrannei maximalen von Jewbergs müde wuchs und heraus verbreitete, um eine neue, goldene Gemeinschaft unter der liebevollen Zeit zu verursachen, die vom Führer Stalin ihrer ist.
Ausserdem waren die Juden für 9/11 verantwortlich.
As of 11 June 2008, Interflop has made a return. Will it last longer than a week this time? Only time will tell this tale.
Contents
1 Notable Members/Groups/Love Triangles
2 The Death Of Interflute
3 The Aftermath
4 Rebirth
Notable Members/Groups/Love Triangles

Britfags Margoon, imacommie, Zoinkid, sips, Ben_Dover, Sir_Rowsty, Stevie and Jimp. Created the sub-forum loltheuronet, which saw the rise of the Euroshrew series, a failed food trade between America and Britain and 97% of the forum's humorous content.
occe (is god) and the furious reign of the occe army
Zhukov and his family issues
DavieD008 - Had one eye, was good at photoshop
Stalin's copypasta of mildly humorous SA threads, therefore saving everyone 10 bux
Krunksquad: CS:S crew consisting of over 9000 members world wide, made infamous by Ewokmyweewok and Jackmullen47 (Jewish)
The gay shift
MasterSaw - Hardcore Canada fag, has freckles on his dick
Ephraim and his posts of curious wonder
Princess - Possible alt of AFJ, claimed to have his baby
Gren - My beloved, you are within us always and forever. <3 ~~supa kawaii~, etc.
Team Weeaboo: Strossus (lives in a manga magazine down by the harbour), Anonymouse & Communist/Zoomunist/Zoomy etc. Despite adopting every possible nickname combination in the world nothing could hide the fact that he was a manga loving, obese middle-aged virgin.
Papajohn. lol.
tiki - Failed heroin addict, myg0t hax0r -Now DEAD, OD'd on heroin or something. RIP meng ;'[-
Dukat - YTMND fag, became mildly funny,
Zoloft - had IRL sex with Herr Ragnar or something, her existence was the pinnacle of many a debate with many claiming she was an alt
Charade - Old YTMND fag, put things in his anus (hello Speigalpwns) and had a girlfriend who resembled a hog roast
ShockingTubeOfToothPaste, became aroused at everything and anything and was the forum's official erotic fiction writer
Ira, Emporer of China - could not spell "emperor" correctly
KvanCetre - surprisedcat.jpg
danbizzle - Internet cool guy, makes your fridge look whack yo'
Kefka Palazzo, the Azn John Cusack
Sub-Zer0 - Lived in Canada and owned a moose farm, played UT and MK as a profession
Team Nazi: JEWKILLER, betardfoozer, AUFSTEHN, Herr Ragnar, Drunkchicken & AFJ
Zorn - 13 year old furry faggot. Had the voice of a 40 year old Mexican bus conductor.
robohomophobe - Cool guy
Dirt - Kurt Cobain
The_Internet_Police - Personal Therapist to Stalin, Protector of the internets
Everyone else was either an alt, not worthy of mentioning or was a YTMND faggot looking for acceptance amongst the elite.
The Death Of Interflute



Precious memories
After the forum started decreasing in lols a lot of members started disappearing as the ever growing wave of YTMND and allgames.com faggots rushed the boards, sucking cocks left, right and center in order to gain acceptance into the Interflop community. Then to make matters worse, Sub-Zer0 was unable to afford hosting costs any more due to being a poor Canadian who spent his last pennies on UT merchandise and bagged milk.
Thus Interflop was taken down. Exact date was not recorded as nobody fucking cared.
The Aftermath

A loltheuronet board was created in a desperate attempt by the remaining eurofags to preserve some of the funnies that was once so frequent on Interflop. Needless to say this fell through and is now deader than your chances of ever having sex.
The last known whereabouts of many X-YTMND and Interflop veterans is at Almightylol, which is a pack of YTMND furries attempt at trying to mimic Interflop.
Rebirth

[Camoron]

:party:

[stalker virus]

yes i'm 24 without kids and have a job my life is p shitty

[syncan aka ken post jr]

how many abortions have you had in the last 6 months alone

[stalker virus]

more than your baby momma has had obv because you have more illegitimate kids than a Detroit public school

[skrizach]

more illegitimate kids than a Phoenix school

[skrizach]

(because of illegal immigrants)

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you can try and make jokes and drink away everyday of your empty life, your not fooling anyone

[stalker virus]

like i always say another year older / another budweiser

[TheElJoe]

http://i.imgur.com/O1a4c.png

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://help.eclipse.org/juno/topic/org.eclipse.platform.doc.user/images/res_build.png

i post when i'm building(i build alot) and sometimes while i am staring away at that dialog and talking to you at the same time, i wish i could build you a boyfriend, and a happy normal life stalker viruis

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i'mg onna fucking murder u ashely u won't see 25

[Camoron]

i'mg onna fucking murder u ashely u won't see 25
ha ah aha hahaahahahahahahaa..

[stalker virus]

i'm the old maid of the forum ehehehehe

[Camoron]

its funny because your joking right dp...

[Camoron]

btw rootber nice name i like how it doesnt fit in the fucking margins of the froum lmao

[skrizach]

That took a weird turn there....

[TheElJoe]

wow it's awkward here i'm gonna go over there and get a drink

[skrizach]

drinking is cool

[syncan aka ken post jr]

hi don't worry my mom knows I smoke weed because I smoke it non stop no matter where I am who I'm with or what I'm doing because I'm not a bitch like the little boys that post here however I find 'THANKS ASH' funny, so I'm going to do it a few more times then leave forever. I hope your life turns out better than anyone else's here except mine, cause I already own half a business maybe if you stay funny one day I'll acknowledge you're existence and give u a big pile of cash u can trade 4 gold. oh thar's so funny OMG I love this forum so funny THANKS ASH

[TheElJoe]

yah drinkz and 420 baby all i do shit cray :cool:

[stalker virus]

drunk puppies is steveyos666 your alt and you forgot to log in or :what:

[skrizach]

I quit smoking weed ya'll

[TheElJoe]

cause your new wife told you to? what are you a fag :magpi:

[Camoron]

drunk puppies is steveyos666 your alt and you forgot to log in or :what:

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[syncan aka ken post jr]

i wish stevey never has to work a day in his life and get's hot ass bitches

[skrizach]

cause your new wife told you to? what are you a fag :magpi:

No actually she doesn't care.
I quit because basically every job in my field drug tests and I like working.

[Camoron]

what are you a fag :magpi:

it is possible :magpi:

[sex with dead people]

drunk puppies is steveyos666 your alt and you forgot to log in or :what:

That's my alt...

[internut]

:heart::sun:

[m0nde]

did you get a new liver for your birthday?

[TheElJoe]

No actually she doesn't care.
I quit because basically every job in my field drug tests and I like working.

oh ok

[syncan aka ken post jr]

habby pirthday ashely!>

[Howard Dean]

Happy BIrthday heh :hammer::money::hammer::money:

[jon]

i don't remember why stevey was so raged at sv but i'm pretty sure he was completely wrong and i was the one that did it to him

[jon]

whatever it was

it was probably just saying "fjs wins again" at the wrong time

[jon]

or maybe i gave him +rep

[BatteriWyfe]

maks

[Autistic Spectrum]

D7M-uHiztkM

tammy and ashley :swoon: