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Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:00 PM
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Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:00 PM
your threeat leval might hit a 5 if you keep this up
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:01 PM
And then what happens?
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:04 PM
you are at teh same number as codey lmao
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:05 PM
..... um...
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:07 PM
i am getting the sense you understand the graveness of the alert system now, i am gonna lower you 1.5 points
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:09 PM
Dp you are going to stop putting me on lists with cag and Cody.
And I'm going to go to my mum's house and have a bath. She can't have a bath because she is too fat to get out of the bathtub.
Why is the alert system so important. Did not get the memo
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:10 PM
did your bicycle pump break lisa, you can't blow up your bathtub???
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:11 PM
Why is the alert system so important. Did not get the memo
the higher it gets the more chance you have of being burtutally raped cag, so i would watch it very closely if i was you
Its the only way ill ever get laid
Been going out of my way to get raped no luck yet.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:14 PM
the fish monger lost intreset,, to much carp in his life to worry about poor cag
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:16 PM
did your bicycle pump break lisa, you can't blow up your bathtub???
It's a hassle to blow it up every time I want a bath. I have to go collect cloths I am washing at her house anyway, I couldn't get through all the washing with one washing machine after I threw all the cloths and linen into my back yard during my last episode. At least I didn't make an alert system for my signature though.
the fish monger lost intreset,, to much carp in his life to worry about poor cag
Oh no we are still together we had sex this morning, but im never happy with what I have
I need to be raped it will make me feel special that the rapist picked me for such an honor
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:18 PM
lisa you are leaving your house which means something terrible will happen to you outside, either you will be raped, or beaten up and then post about i am gonna have to raiise your threat leval .6 points untill i know you are safely back home
When someone rapes you its his way of saying you're hot. Its the highest form of flattery
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:20 PM
lisa you are leaving your house which means something terrible will happen to you outside, either you will be raped, or beaten up and then post about i am gonna have to raiise your threat leval .6 points untill i know you are safely back home
Aww that's sweet.
But I still don't want to be on your fucktard list with cody
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:21 PM
I need to be raped it will make me feel special that the rapist picked me for such an honor
You're a disgusting moron.
I would rape you with a pointy stick you fucking idiot.
Its just a list and its stupid that it makes you mad.
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:22 PM
Its just a list and its stupid that it makes you mad.
No see cag it's an honour for you to be on a list with me.
It's a grave insult to me to be on a list with you and Cody.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:24 PM
everyone's threat leavl is rising talking about the lisa codey cgg threat leaval list is the biggest threat of all
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:26 PM
Take Cody off the list you faggot.
Lisa is going to have a huge meltdown over this list, quit the forums forever and try to blackmail the admin with her absence. When that fails, shes going to rip out all her pink hair and make sweet rape with dp as his dick ducks and dives in and out of that baby shit Brown vagina. Air is going to get stuck up there pussy fart on dp
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:28 PM
you can't really hae a lisa codey cag threat leval alert system with out codey , the lisa cag threat leval alert system does not have the same ring to it,
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:30 PM
as ants slowly crawl out of plug drugs dick , ,, cag eargely snorts them up like brown moving cociane,,, pluggys dick ants get her higher than any bump of coke ever has
Oh yeah baby, yells dp as Lisa pussy farts sending a spray of brown vagina juice onto dps face.
"Hit me, Dp" Lisa croaks slowly.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:33 PM
cag you are on an instant 5 everytime you start this bullshit, don't care if you where at a 1 , u are going striaght to 5 everytime you start this rubynet erotic fan fic bullshit
Dp shakes his head, horrified, "I could never hurt you, baby"
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:35 PM
5 5 5 ALERT ALERT
"Hit me, you son of a bitch. Get out. GET OUT!"
Dp grits his teeth and hits the damaged 40 year old bag lady in the face. She spasms with pleasure, her rancid brown cunt leaking putrid slime on her filthy stained bed spread.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:41 PM
hmm let's go out for dinner plug drugs , cag whipsers to her chunky lover,,, why go out when you can just lick the fast food stains off my body caggles,,,,, OH PLUGGY LMAO -_+ CAG THEN LICKS EVERY INCH OF HER BODY GETTING THE NUTRATION SHE SO DESPERALY NEEDS
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:44 PM
Lisa is going to have a huge meltdown over this list, quit the forums forever and try to blackmail the admin with her absence. When that fails, shes going to rip out all her pink hair and make sweet rape with dp as his dick ducks and dives in and out of that baby shit Brown vagina. Air is going to get stuck up there pussy fart on dp
You're an obsessed bushpig dyke.
You will follow me to any forum I set up camp in.
Dp cradles the broken lisa in his arms looking lovingly into her beady eyes, red and watery from lack of sleep. Finally, after all this time Dp had finally broken down and took Lisa for himself. She had known for the years of abuse on rubynet that dp secretly desired her like all the others. He was finally hers at last. Her dreams had come true.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:49 PM
what's this rootbeer comes busting inn,,, PLUG DRUGS CAG IS MY BITCH, GRARRRRRHHHHHHH -REP MOTHER FUCKER,,,, cag then :swoon: oh rooty your my hero as she goggles his broken penies while he cries mommy nooo
All the abuse from dp was merely sexual frustartion for not being able to have Lisa. It was the happiest moment for them both. True love.. two passing ships in the night. ..finally meeting at the tip
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:50 PM
what's this rootbeer comes busting inn,,, PLUG DRUGS CAG IS MY BITCH, GRARRRRRHHHHHHH -REP MOTHER FUCKER,,,, cag then :swoon: oh rooty your my hero as she goggles his broken penies while he cries mommy nooo
Omg lol
*leaves*
Dp cradles the broken lisa in his arms looking lovingly into her beady eyes, red and watery from lack of sleep. Finally, after all this time Dp had finally broken down and took Lisa for himself. She had known for the years of abuse on rubynet that dp secretly desired her like all the others. He was finally hers at last. Her dreams had come true.
Oh god this is what is actually going on in lisa s head Holy shit. Going to write a novel about lisa for real. Lisa
Has cured my writer's block
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:52 PM
plug drugs wakes up, form being kocked out ,,,, rootbeer, we can share cag, she's a whore she likes all her holes filled,,,, cag then takes plug drugs working penis into her nasty slit while rootbeer face fucks her,,, a stream of tears and jizz cover her face
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 10:57 PM
deep down in cag's rape pit, rooty and plug drugs are huddled in a coner,,, drained of all there jizz, they hold each other close,,, rootbeer whispers to pluggy,, greens -rootbeer
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 10:59 PM
deep down in cag's rape pit, rooty and plug drugs are huddled in a coner,,, drained of all there jizz, they hold each other close,,, rootbeer whispers to pluggy,, greens -rootbeer
Lol
Plug drugs whispers back "meet me at the tip"
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:06 PM
Plug drugs vomits at the smell of cag's vagina
He does not realise that not all women have vaginosis but cag does from rubbing her floppy saggy piss flaps against the rotting jazz encrusted crotch area of ugly stinking guys who can't get any for free
Doli rushes in with antibiotics and a peg on his nose
Cag is rubbing plug drugs vomit all over her one freak orangutan nipple, rootbeer's jazz dribbles off her shovel like chin.
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
05-28-2014, 11:09 PM
hey lisa i found a picture of you on tumblr
http://i.imgur.com/INAxKMSl.jpg
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:09 PM
alert!!! alert!!!
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:09 PM
hey lisa i found a picture of you on tumblr
http://i.imgur.com/INAxKMSl.jpglol
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:11 PM
Dp take me off the list for shutting shovel face up.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:14 PM
there lisa i took down the lisa codey cag alert system i hope u are happy
Dp doesnt like reading about having sex acts with lisa.
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:17 PM
Thankyou.
I feel much more comfortable about things now.
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:18 PM
Dp doesnt like reading about having sex acts with lisa.
He doesn't like reading your tard skank ass obsess about me having sex.
Inopia and Lisa snuggle together by the fire. Their naked bodies caressing in the fire light. Inopia rakes his finger tips over lisas skin, dry and scaley from menopause. This was pure bliss.
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:20 PM
Cag dream on you bushpig dyke.
I can and have done better than you.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:20 PM
Thankyou.
I feel much more comfortable about things now.
i put a link to a group i started called cag's rape pit in my sig, and rape pits make you feel comfortable, llisa rape pits are much worse than alert systems
Lisa spreads her legs and the stencth of rootbeers jazz fills the room. Inopia, mad with desire hungry for Lisa s brown vag resembling something as appetizing as dried, rotting skunk guts lying on the side of a road ovrrun with brush
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:22 PM
aleret systems are put in place to keep you safe and informed of danger
rape pits are pits where you are brutally raped and left for dead
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:22 PM
i put a link to a group i started called cag's rape pit in my sig, and rape pits make you feel comfortable, llisa rape pits are much worse than alert systems
That's ok dp.
I'll just bring a 10 foot spikey pole to cag's rape pit. As a 10 foot pole is the only way I'd be willing to touch that rancid desperate try hard skank.
What's this, dadansdanda enters the room "smells like cat shit and middle aged desperation.... that is so Fucking hot." He punches inopia in the face."Shes mine! " he snarls
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:24 PM
dadadan would never snarl you are taking me out of the fansty cag
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:26 PM
dadadan would never snarl you are taking me out of the fansty cag
All she does is fantasise about me fucking all the guys who think she's a rancid ugly slurry slut.
Poor cag.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:27 PM
dadadan would whimper in the face of lisa's powerfull brown vagina
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:28 PM
like a dog that had just been kicked,
Wow I need my computer I cant type on this phone
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:29 PM
Vulva.
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:30 PM
Cower before my vulva.
dadadan would never snarl you are taking me out of the fansty cag
Whats this? Dp pounds on the door of lisas apartment.
"Alright fags, you get away from whats mine!" The door rumbles and shakes and dp bursts through the door shirtless, his muscles rippling beneath droplets of sweat. His face dark with jealously. He scoops the short stumpy lisa into his arms and runs off into the night to consumate his love deep in the outback
And deep in her brown vagina where he lived happily ever after
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:36 PM
you live in plug drugs grandma's spare bedroom rent free, well if you don't count sucking her grandsons dirty pudgy cock every 6 hours as rent u FUCKIGNG WHORE STOP IT
That is not the end, they soon were welcomed with news of a new beginning. A precious little bundle of joy would soon pass through lisas massive brown hole. All the penguins gathered to welcome the child.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:37 PM
you always take it way 2 far cag, u sicken me
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:38 PM
Cag gets naked and screeches at me for 2 hours "IT'S GOREHOUND LARRY YOU STUPID BITCH!" She cries before bending over to show me her saggy piss flaps that hang halfway down her thigh and then turning around and saying "Show me yours Lisa."
Oh wait that isn't fan fic.... That actually happened.
Cbeerry, the village baboon gently traced a line of royal paint accross the babys face as it cried, yearning for the milk of its mother. "You will make a fine king" Said cberry lifting the baby and displaying him and his tiny baby weener to the crowd of penguins eager to see the new prince of penguin islamd. They roared and cheered . Our
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:41 PM
bill carson ibecons to gorehounrd larry,,, tell shovel face i am ready for her, ob finshes putting on cags 8th layer of makeup,,,marco is ready for you shovel face,,, oh bill carson oh bill carson can this zuchicinii go in any futhrer,,
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:42 PM
pretty sure in a round about way i just had cyber sex with both of you at the same time, i am bringing back the alert system and putting you both at 5
Queen dp and king lisa of penguin island. Their undying love can not be broken.
Autistic Spectrum
05-28-2014, 11:46 PM
seph, what do you mean you want to fuck me while bill carson watches, are you sure you aunt won't hear us in this old musty attic,,,,
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:50 PM
pretty sure in a round about way i just had cyber sex with both of you at the same time, i am bringing back the alert system and putting you both at 5
Lol
Leave me out of it.
Look I know the version of my story sucks but just wait until I get my computer I can revise and make it better dont worry dp. Its a beautiful story I need time to work on the final piece
steveyos YOLO
05-28-2014, 11:53 PM
Cat avatar guy is your pussy as gross as lisa says it is?
I dont care what anyone here thinks about my pussy lmao im just here to network and make new friends
Yes cag showed me her pussy forever ago, it's exactly to Lisas brown pussy
Will you please be my friend? Hi im caggle ruxenburg will you be my friend?
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:57 PM
Cat avatar guy is your pussy as gross as lisa says it is?
Her flaps are pretty saggy, she could do a lap dance from across the room between her one giant freak nipple and her saggy piss flaps she could slap a lap with from 10 paces back.
Yes cag showed me her pussy forever ago, it's exactly to Lisas brown pussy
Ok fine posting my god damned pussy. Ill be damned if strangers on the internet are saying terrible thing s abouy it. They must be stopped at once
steveyos YOLO
05-28-2014, 11:59 PM
I'd like to see cag using her sybian
steveyos YOLO
05-28-2014, 11:59 PM
Burn it shut with a curling iron
Dirty Beatle
05-28-2014, 11:59 PM
Phahaha
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:02 AM
She's taking pics of her flaps now lol
steveyos YOLO
05-29-2014, 12:03 AM
Cat avatar guy post hole please...
My pussy belongs to my boyfriend so I cant actually post it lol. Ive also retired from dancing to go back to college like ive always wanted.
Its not like these guys havent seen a vagina before and after what they did to lisa when she posted hers, there is no chance in hell that im posting my poonani. Lol
They can say whatever they want about it. ^__^
steveyos YOLO
05-29-2014, 12:09 AM
Big pussied freak...
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:15 AM
Its not like these guys havent seen a vagina before and after what they did to lisa when she posted hers, there is no chance in hell that im posting my poonani. Lol
I didn't actually post mine.
Dp did.
After months of incessant nagging me in the forum to show him my vajewjew one night after 200 joints I started giggling and took a pic of it and rep commented him with it and then went to bed laughing.
But I've already seen your saggy flaps, go ahead.
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:19 AM
My pussy belongs to my boyfriend so I cant actually post it lol. Ive also retired from dancing to go back to college like ive always wanted.
Have you really? Good if that's true. You're not even a talented or high class stripper and the way you look already you'd have 5 years tops at it before the scum bar you work at has no more use for you as it has ten new 18 year olds.
What will you study?
Well after your vagina was severely ridiculed by the entire forum im not going to post mine at all. My boyfriend loves it and thats really all that matters to me right now. ^__^ he owns it.
Have you really? Good if that's true. You're not even a talented or high class stripper and the way you look already you'd have 5 years tops at it before the scum bar you work at has no more use for you as it has ten new 18 year olds.
What will you study?
I was the best pole dancer in the club im quite skilled. I made a lot in stage tips and dances im content enough to take a summer vacaction and for college I need to start from scratch and get a placement test. Im also getting a settlement from the rhino for an incident. A pretty big one
I literally dont have to worry about shit
Good thinga really do happen to bad people lmao
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:28 AM
Well after your vagina was severely ridiculed by the entire forum im not going to post mine at all. My boyfriend loves it and thats really all that matters to me right now. ^__^ he owns it.
Mine is tighter than yours. I've seen yours, also you were recorded and everyone has seen yours.
You're the only one who tried to "ridicule" my vaj.
By the way steveyos said he's exercising 24/7 and wanted me to tell you he will play with you when he's finished.
In that time im going to strive to be a better person. Ive quit weed, drinking, and cigarettes.
No more time for that bullshit
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:30 AM
Yes it is a shame about your personality Clarissa skanky holes.
Lisa I dont give a shit about your vagina ive seen millions upon millions if vaginas to the point they all look the same to me and make me want to be sick. Its really sad that a woman pushing 40 is trying to convince trolls that her vagina is tight.
And nobody really gives a shit about any of this drama, they are here to make fun and piss people off.
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:36 AM
Lisa I dont give a shit about your vagina ive seen millions upon millions if vaginas to the point they all look the same to me and make me want to be sick. Its really sad that a woman pushing 40 is trying to convince trolls that her vagina is tight.
I'm doing what now?
I'm smaller than you and you've showed everyone your saggy rancid piss flaps. You also shove things up it all the time, not only are your flaps loose and saggy but your hole is stretched to buggery.
Every vagina is different but from what I've seen yours is not tight. It sags like your nipples do.
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:38 AM
Your b/f fucks your mouth because it's tighter than your vag.
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:39 AM
He has to hold his nut sack though so it doesn't get stabbed by your chin.
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:40 AM
;p
My boyfriend is awesome. Lucky to have him
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:41 AM
Cag have I ever told you how ugly your eyebrows are?
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:43 AM
Those big dark thick poorly plucked monstrosities. Your snatch must rough like sandpaper as your dark thick pubes grow back 10 mins after you've shaved it.
Youve mentioned it in a few of your mental breakdowns
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:45 AM
Uh huh
I'm having a mental breakdown. Yup ok.
But then again you say a lot of things
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:47 AM
I do. Honest to a fault though. Not deranged and delusional making up retard shit all day like you.
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:47 AM
Ok well maybe deranged....
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 12:48 AM
I think I'm done here.
Have a nice day cag.
I can feal your pain and rage in your posts. I hope everything is ok. I hate to see you so upset and wanting to kill yourself like you always do. :(
steveyos YOLO
05-29-2014, 12:58 AM
Don't let having a huge cunt get you down...
Gentleman Doli
05-29-2014, 01:35 AM
;-]
Dirty Beatle
05-29-2014, 01:42 AM
oh good
Doli is here with the antibiotics
Gentleman Doli
05-29-2014, 01:44 AM
Damn. Some hot cyber sex action. some one get marco in here
Oh doli u wee bit of a fuckhead
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