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Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:16 AM
pls send me weed and vagina bleach to make me high and my vagina not brown, :pray:

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:17 AM
I'm high.

My vagina is ok

How is your penis?

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:18 AM
didn't check it yet, still early

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:19 AM
Are you going to work now?

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:20 AM
i am always on the :time:

maks
05-22-2014, 07:22 AM
Dear Lisa, I didn't create you to sit around doing nothing all day, that's what rocks are for. Get a job.
Your friend, God.

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:23 AM
I'm bored.

10:22 pm here.

Better have another j.

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:24 AM
Dear Lisa, I didn't create you to sit around doing nothing all day, that's what rocks are for. Get a job.
Your friend, God.
Shut up god.

Get me some more weed. TIA.

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:24 AM
lisa do you hear the soudns of wildlife at night, kangroo's singing, quokka's chripping,

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:25 AM
lisa do you hear the soudns of wildlife at night, kangroo's singing, quokka's chripping,

Lol, I hear crickets and frogs, it's raining.

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:26 AM
are there koloa bears on your island, you should kidnap one from the forest and it can become your best friend

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:28 AM
are there koloa bears on your island, you should kidnap one from the forest and it can become your best friend

Yes there are, not as many as when I was a kid. I don't have the right kind of tree near me.

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:30 AM
so who care's just bring it in your house and make it smoke joints and drink tea,

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:30 AM
they don't move very fast lisa i am sure you can catch one

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:32 AM
They have a very specialised specific diet of one kind of eucalyptus leaf. Otherwise it'd be awesome. But that's why they can't really be kept as pets. They won't eat pellets or anything.

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:33 AM
they don't move very fast lisa i am sure you can catch one
They can run ok when they want, I chased one when I was a kid.

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:34 AM
lisa they say they can only eat one kind of leaf, but honestly who are they to say anything there stupid little rat bears, just start feeding it whatever from around your house, or give it gum with eucalyptus it will be fine, u will not kill the koloa bear trust me on this

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:35 AM
really want to see a koloa bear in tinychat, lisa your my only hope, tim is much too stupid to catch one

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:36 AM
There was a lady who used to keep them in her house here like 100 years ago or something, but there were more koalas and more gum trees then

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:37 AM
http://wrigley.de/images/brandpics_de/karussell/spearmint_01.png

koloa bear food right there lisa, go get one so cute omg

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:37 AM
really want to see a koloa bear in tinychat, lisa your my only hope, tim is much too stupid to catch one

Well there's a lot of things I want to see in tinychat that I don't get to either.

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:41 AM
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omg there viscous

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:44 AM
They can be, but they sleep mostly and they aren't much of a match in a fight with people or dogs

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 07:44 AM
soudns like a good friend go kindnap one lisa

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:45 AM
Oh dp

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:46 AM
I plan on another shower before bed

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 07:47 AM
It's good, it's boring, it's quiet, I still have some pot.

rootbeer
05-22-2014, 11:44 AM
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rootbeer
05-22-2014, 11:45 AM
Lisa is fuckin gross lol

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 11:50 AM
Sherman you are a bush pig

rootbeer
05-22-2014, 11:55 AM
This message is hidden bla bla

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 11:55 AM
name your kola bear peter quinn and your bush pig sherman

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 11:56 AM
name your cat, KILL ME NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, that cat is way past it's expration date lisa, put the poor thing out of it's misery

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:00 PM
name your cat, KILL ME NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, that cat is way past it's expration date lisa, put the poor thing out of it's miserymy cat is fine

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 12:03 PM
time to drown your old ass retarded cat and upgrade to a kola bear

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:04 PM
that gif is just for you

rootbeer
05-22-2014, 12:05 PM
GTFO ugly ass ho

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:06 PM
^ what a spazz

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 12:07 PM
when you would suck on rooty's rod would it simmer him down

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:11 PM
when you would suck on rooty's rod would it simmer him downno I didn't

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 12:11 PM
you did lisa, you sucked rootbeer's penis, with your mouth, many many times

rootbeer
05-22-2014, 12:12 PM
Lisa ur on ignore gtfo

rootbeer
05-22-2014, 12:13 PM
Not gonna read anymore stories about fucking cancer patients just leave

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:13 PM
you did lisa, you sucked rootbeer's penis, with your mouth, many many timesnot once

I was off put by his problem

and it's usually my favorite thing but but with him no, not once

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 12:14 PM
lisa that's what you live for, it what you wake up in the afternoon for, sucking on dicks, getting face fucked, eating buckets of cum, i don't belive you did not do it not even once you cum guzzling slut bag

rootbeer
05-22-2014, 12:14 PM
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Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:14 PM
sherman you are in a topic pertaining to me retard

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:15 PM
lisa that's what you live for, it what you wake up in the afternoon for, sucking on dicks, getting face fucked, eating buckets of cum, i don't belive you did not do it not even once you cum guzzling slut bagI didn't because his problem put me off

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 12:16 PM
his problem, :confused:

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:17 PM
his problem, :confused:his premature ejaculating problem

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 12:20 PM
lisa according to rootbeer he does not have that problem and you are a liar!

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:21 PM
well he had a problem with me

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:22 PM
I don't have that problem with other people

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 12:24 PM
i have that problem with everyone ei cum all teh time, can't help it, brushed up agasint a chair couple mins ago, sexy ass chair, a half pint of jizz in my jeans

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 12:27 PM
i jizz a bit everytime i go to cag's vistor messages to let her know that i am going to kill her, which is every couple of hours

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:34 PM
....

herpreader
05-22-2014, 12:38 PM
is mine too small for that or am I just too ugly regardless or what idk whatever

Autistic Spectrum
05-22-2014, 12:38 PM
jizzed jsut now, no big whoop,

Dirty Beatle
05-22-2014, 12:39 PM
lol