the best series you'll ever watch

[Plug Drugs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXLDYxlG5mw&list=PLOlfDiSEsUFI_ZBXex-r3GhPXDX6Vhbpg

[Plug Drugs]

this is my favorite one:
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[lnopia the great]

how about a little sweet talk before you blow your links all over the place

[Plug Drugs]

it's like taking a course on physics without actually having to take a course on physics; cut straight to the meat

[Plug Drugs]

and it was made for cal tech, it's not some dumbed down explanation given to on the science channel by morgan freeman

[Plug Drugs]

and cal tech is pretty much the MIT of the west coast; quality stuff

[steveyos YOLO]

No.

[Autistic Spectrum]

hi plug drugs , not gonna watch those video's just popped into tell you that

[Plug Drugs]

sneaking in college lectures that most people have to pay for by watching videos of them uploaded to youtube is kinda like the matricks,
Neo: "I know kung fu"
Plug Drugs: "I know calculus"

[Plug Drugs]

i know derivatives now; i can tell you the slope of the tangent line at any point on a curve following the traditional y=x^2+mx+b format

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs not gonanread those posts, sosryr if thought i was

[Plug Drugs]

god damnit i came here today and made this thread to impress all of you WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE

[Autistic Spectrum]

write a song about lisa and rootbeer then make a youtube video of it and post the youtube video i will watch that video of you shredding on your guitar if you have not sold it for drugs

[lnopia the great]

i dont want to fucking watch math lessons in my spare time

[Dirty Beatle]

lol

[lnopia the great]

write a song about lisa and rootbeer then make a youtube video of it and post the youtube video i will watch that video of you shredding on your guitar if you have not sold it for drugs

this sounds like it would make an awesome thread

[lnopia the great]

plug drugs you are sitting on a goldmine, you know you can shred

[Dirty Beatle]

Go squirt drugs up your ass

[Plug Drugs]

h is the distance on the x axis between two points on a curve (a curve in the y=x^2+mx+b format) which form a secant line
we can find the slope of a tangent line of any point on the curve by finding the derivative:
f'(a)=[f(a+h)-f(a)]/h, as h approaches 0

so for y=x^2-8x+9, the derivative will be
= ([(a+h)^2-8(a+h)+9]-[a^2-8a+9])/h
= (a^2+2ah+h^2-8a-8h+9-a^2+8a-9)/h
= (2ah+h^2-8h)/h =(2a+h-8)
= 2a-8

the derivative of the curve y=x^2-8x+9 is 2x-8
This will tell you the slope of the tangent line for any point on that curve by plugging the x value of that point into the derivative. So, for the point (3,-6) on the curve y=x^2-8x+9, you just plug the x value (3) into the derivative (which is 2x-8), which gives you -2.
So the slope of the tangent line at (3,-6) is -2.

You now know derivatives, that's half of calculus.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i;ll slope my dick on your grandma's tangent

[Autistic Spectrum]

find the derivative of raw dogging your grams

[Dirty Beatle]

The force behind the prefixed curve =

[Plug Drugs]

i;ll slope my dick on your grandma's tangent

ERRRGGH

[Dirty Beatle]

It equals smoke more joints

[Plug Drugs]

tomorrow we'll touch on integrals

[Dirty Beatle]

Ok great.

And dp can touch on your grandma.

[Plug Drugs]

noobs

[lnopia the great]

thats might feel revilutionary but you arent doing anything new

[lnopia the great]

theres blogs that get youthrough this shit

[Dirty Beatle]

Feels revolutionary

[maks]

I need to start spamming your threads again.

[Plug Drugs]

i dont care i feel smart, in the 17th century theyd have inducted me into the british royal society for this shit

[maks]

in the 17th century you'd be dead because there was no welfare system and you have no marketable skills

[maks]

this is the apocalypse scenario all over again. you're only alive because you were born into a society that allows you to do nothing.

[Dirty Beatle]

*lights joint*

[Plug Drugs]

in the 17th century you'd be dead because there was no welfare system and you have no marketable skills

says the guy who presses buttons for a living

[Plug Drugs]

i swear we've had this debate before

[Plug Drugs]

why do you have this unwarranted aggression towards me, just pfft fuck off *swats at you* get away from me

[Plug Drugs]

by the way in high school i tested as one of the best writers in the state; if i was alive in the 17th century i could probably fake legal documents and pretty much do whatever the fuck i wanted

[maks]

says the guy who presses buttons for a living

I spent 20 years developing a skill for which I am handsomely rewarded and I'd have to assume that in the 17th century I would have developed a different skill while you'd have starved to death or taken to begging on the street. this isn't about interests it's about personality types, you're a useless lazy fuck and would be a useless lazy fuck in any time period.

[Plug Drugs]

well if we're talking about our ability to develop useful skills, i was in advanced placement math in elementary school, in middle school i consistently tested high on standardized tests. Being good at school wasn't something I was pressured into by my parents, I'm just naturally smart and a quick learner.

I'd assume in the 17th century any skill you learned, I could learn faster and more efficiently

[Plug Drugs]

there's too many things to factor in; we'd likely be completely different people from who we are right now if we were born under different circumstances in the 17th century. If we could just travel back in time as we are now though, I think I'd be at an advantage over you

[Dirty Beatle]

I'm eating fudge

[maks]

well if we're talking about our ability to develop useful skills, i was in advanced placement math in elementary school, in middle school i consistently tested high on standardized tests. Being good at school wasn't something I was pressured into by my parents, I'm just naturally smart and a quick learner.


idc how you did in elementary school, you ended up a useless junkie quoting wikipedia articles from his grandma's sewing room

[Plug Drugs]

when have i ever quoted a wikipedia article? When i used to blab on about shit those were usually my original thoughts on the subject, although they were often drug-induced and wildly opinionated & fallacious

[maks]

yes the important part of my post was which website you get your hairbrained theories and simplistic explanations from

[maks]

maybe it's wiktionary http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/loser

[Dirty Beatle]

yes the important part of my post was which website you get your hairbrained theories and simplistic explanations fromthe important part of your post

[Plug Drugs]

no i don't i get my hairbrained theories and simplistic explanations from numerous sources -- usually these include actual physical books which i physically own

i've shown off my book collection like a huge smarmy douchebag numerous times, i could do it again if you want; i don't care though you can tell yourself i'm copy/pasting shit if it helps you sleep at night

[Plug Drugs]

hold on ill take a picture of me and the physical book on the subject i was talking about earlier -- calculus

[maks]

reading and parroting back isn't all that different than copying and pasting, if you think that's profound feel free to reword it slightly and turn it into 4 paragraphs no one will read

[maks]

take a picture of you and your job

[herpreader]

theres blogs that get youthrough this shit

[Plug Drugs]

http://s30.postimg.org/hqqjhbh75/calculus.jpg

[Plug Drugs]

reading and parroting back isn't all that different than copying and pasting, if you think that's profound feel free to reword it slightly and turn it into 4 paragraphs no one will read

most of those 20 page rants i used to go on were all original thoughts & unbridled brain-piss; they weren't copy pasting, they werent rewording

[Plug Drugs]

it's not easy being smarter than everybody; people always accuse you of using wikipedia and shit

[herpreader]

it's not easy being smarter than everybody; people always accuse you of using wikipedia and shit

this is literally the only post I've read by you itt because the other posts are so smart I can't even handle them my eyes wouldn't even render them the smartness-levels of your postw is unheard of in this realm

[herpreader]

so smart

[herpreader]

since bill gates and neithxe are gonna be lurking this thread to learn how to be super smart gonna use it to get hits on http://www.twitch.tv/steveyos/b/530620898

[herpreader]

btw I still have no clue who netixze is and don't care at all is that because I'm stupid? no need to worry about hurting my feelings I will take all advice to get smarter from the inventor of max smartness plug drugs

[Plug Drugs]

it's always good to meet a fan

[herpreader]

what's 2+2 please

[Plug Drugs]

&@$* &%^(@$(*^#(@%$#^ *robot noises* beep babeep babepp
4

[herpreader]

buzz buzz

[Plug Drugs]

okay guys i said tomorrow we'll touch on integrals, the second half of calculus; who wants to know how to find the area under curves?

[Plug Drugs]

well too bad if you dont because im going to type it out anyways

[Plug Drugs]

to find the area under a curve in the x^2+mx+b format, we first need to find what is called an anti-derivative; for simple x^2+mx+b curves, finding the anti derivative is simple. First, throw out the constant, 'b', you don't need it. Now, what you're going to do, for each piece of the x^2+mx function, you simply need to add 1 to its exponent then divide that piece of the equation by whatever number the exponent now is.
the antiderivative of x^n will be (x^(n+1))/(n+1)
so, for the curve y=x^2, the antiderivative will be (x^3)/3.
To find the area underneath that curve between the lines x=1 and x=3, simply plug both of those x values into the anti-derivative, and subtract.
So, for the area between x=1 and x=3 under the curve y=x^2, we plug 3 into the antiderivative (which is (x^3)/3) getting 9, then plug 1 into the antiderivative getting 1/3.
9 - 1/3rd is 8 and 2/3rds, so the area is 8.6666666666 squared

[Plug Drugs]

you now know integrals, the second half of calculus

[Dirty Beatle]

Oh you're still doing this

Why?

[Plug Drugs]

the reason you dont need the constant is because you can find the remaining area under the curve using your standard length*width rule for finding the area of rectangles

[Plug Drugs]

Oh you're still doing this

Why?
because now no one needs to sit through months of abysmal lectures to learn calculus, i just summed it up in less than 2 pages

[Plug Drugs]

of course it does get more complicated, like finding the area under sin waves and shit, but if you need to know that then you should probably go to school for it

[Plug Drugs]

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[Plug Drugs]

lisa youre a maniac on the floooooor

[Plug Drugs]

oh god im drunk, please don't start hitting on lisa again, please

[Dirty Beatle]

no thanks

[Plug Drugs]

=\

[Plug Drugs]

i mean uhhhhh fuck, shit, whyd you have to date my long-time forum buddy, i literally cant hit on you now, i hope you know that

[Plug Drugs]

*starts dancing anyways*

[Autistic Spectrum]

i mean uhhhhh fuck, shit, whyd you have to date my long-time forum buddy, i literally cant hit on you now, i hope you know that

i littlerely want to throw up

[Plug Drugs]

Unbelievable. Time Distortions. Space is the place, Mean Gene Okerlund. Go down that lonesome highway, yeah! But don’t be hypnotized, no. Reincarnation doesn’t have to be. You can concentrate and you can, uh, mental telepathy, yeah!

[Plug Drugs]

He says I can’t sing and I can’t dance, but I can make romance, yeah! Right there the fork in the road. I said go right, Elizabeth said go left. I went right and then, and then, I understand what the situation was. I went over that one bridge, yeah. And then, when I crossed that bridge I found out that I was on the right side. And I said Elizabeth follow me, yeah! Because I’m going straight to the top! The stars, yeah the stars. One shining star in the night shining brighter than all the other ones! And I’m talking light years away, yeah.

[herpreader]

because now no one needs to sit through months of abysmal lectures to learn calculus, i just summed it up in less than 2 pages

that was too much we didn't read it can you make it shorter just a simple bullet in your brain

[herpreader]

i littlerely want to throw up

almost makes you feel bad for lisa of all people on this earth

[Plug Drugs]

I EXPLAINED IT TO YOU IN TWO FUCKING POSTS, FUCKING LEARN IT

[Plug Drugs]

IS IT TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE TO SIT AROUND DREAMING OF MAKING MONEY SITTING ON ASS TO LEARN BASIC MATH YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL

[Plug Drugs]

GET ON IT

[herpreader]

couldn't even read all that

[Plug Drugs]

of course you couldnt you retard

[Plug Drugs]

dude, just sift through those 2 posts, just fucking learn it quick

[Plug Drugs]

you'll never know when you might need basic calculus someday,
are you alive or are you dead? a living person would learn this quick and i'm offering that to you

[maks]

plug drugs uses calculus to figure out how many more creed albums he needs to complete his collection

[Plug Drugs]

that doesnt make any sense dumb dumb

[Plug Drugs]

silly goose ;)

[Plug Drugs]

babe

[Plug Drugs]

additional suggestive homoerotic statement

[maks]

that doesnt make any sense dumb dumb

is it because you already have all of creed's albums? what about the singles I'll bet there's some rockin' b-sides on there

[Plug Drugs]

aint nothing wrong with creed

[maks]

I'll bet you were a huge bon jovi fan back in the day

[maks]

please list creed's songs in the order of how much they rock and point out which ones make you tap your foot and nod or whistle along

[herpreader]

bon jovi is too good for him

[herpreader]

literally wham is better than all his bands

[maks]

plug drugs is prepping a thread where he praises the fuck out of good charlotte and limp bizkit

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna fuck your grandma irl plug drugs, gonna fuck that btich right in her ass

[lnopia the great]

once you get how to manipulate the equations this is the easiest stuff to do, i am not sure why you think this is a big thing

[Autistic Spectrum]

the co tagent of me and pluggys grams sine wave = cream pied grandma