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blumpkin blownuts
05-19-2014, 03:12 PM
Sounds like the expresso machine at starbucks and makes me want espressoes

rootbeer
05-19-2014, 03:38 PM
Shitting with the door open is OP

maks
05-19-2014, 05:00 PM
me and your girlfriend have a lot in common, when I piss it smells like coffee

steveyos YOLO
05-19-2014, 05:30 PM
She sounds like she has a piss fetish with that and holding your dong for you to piss

Autistic Spectrum
05-19-2014, 06:00 PM
bob hughes still prenteding he has a larping gf, she should hang out with cameron's dog fucking vampire gf

Dirty Beatle
05-19-2014, 09:28 PM
me and your girlfriend have a lot in common, when I piss it smells like coffee

Lies. Narcissistic lies.

Yeah your piss smells like coffee, you're farts smell like roses and your shits smell like strawberries huh?

herpreader
05-19-2014, 10:02 PM
no he just drinks a lot of coffee

Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 11:21 PM
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Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 11:22 PM
shit bob doesnt look like hes doing too good there, his head is detached from his body

Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 11:24 PM
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there thats a little better i guess

cag
05-19-2014, 11:37 PM
My boyfriend pees with the door open and has conversations with me

maks
05-19-2014, 11:49 PM
no he just drinks a lot of coffee

how fucking stupid is she anyway

cag
05-19-2014, 11:56 PM
Pluggy are u high?

Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 11:58 PM
huh, no

herpreader
05-20-2014, 12:01 AM
My boyfriend pees with the door open and has conversations with me

gotta stop reading your posts sorry


how fucking stupid is she anyway

you know science is still working on an answer for that

steveyos YOLO
05-20-2014, 12:19 AM
My boyfriend pees with the door open and has conversations with me

Is that door your backdoor because god dammit you stupid bitch I fucking hate you and wish you would die god why the fuck are you alive you nasty whore

cag
05-20-2014, 12:20 AM
Is that door your backdoor because god dammit you stupid bitch I fucking hate you and wish you would die god why the fuck are you alive you nasty whore

Lmao youre so mean

maks
05-20-2014, 07:15 AM
you know science is still working on an answer for that

they need to step it up a notch before she gets knocked up again

herpreader
05-20-2014, 09:20 AM
don't worry they got abortions figured out and she's probably left out dozens of abortion stories