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rootbeer
05-19-2014, 12:15 PM
GTFO

Gentleman Doli
05-19-2014, 12:17 PM
Rootbeer and Lisa met up IRL had sex and then broke up, and now they are fighting about it on the forums of an autistic DayZ playing Scottish retard. We live in the greatest of all possible worlds

rootbeer
05-19-2014, 12:19 PM
Lisa should be banned so sick of her shit

rootbeer
05-19-2014, 12:28 PM
Kick this dumb whore off the forum

herpreader
05-19-2014, 02:03 PM
feel free to send lisa, cag, and 2005 gabi and any year marnie to my house

Autistic Spectrum
05-19-2014, 02:04 PM
lmao you think 2005 gabi is better than firefighter gabi fuck off, stevey get out of here, LEAVE NOW

herpreader
05-19-2014, 02:15 PM
she got elephantisrus now, I'm not blinded by makeup and myspace angles I have seen cag with no makeup on and now I can literally see through makeup deal with it dude

rootbeer
05-19-2014, 02:19 PM
Cag needs to post her feet for a science project I'm doing

maks
05-19-2014, 05:06 PM
Rootbeer, a couple of notes

-Lisa is 58 so it's not really inappropriate for her to sleep with a 50 year old
-People who have sex in exchange for cash, goods, or services are whores. Sluts do it because they're angry at their dad's. While lisa may in fact be angry at her dad, she had sex in exchange for weed so technically she's a whore.

rootbeer
05-19-2014, 05:11 PM
ur telling me

steveyos YOLO
05-19-2014, 05:29 PM
You ate her out and that is the sickest burn ever

Autistic Spectrum
05-19-2014, 05:54 PM
Rootbeer, a couple of notes

-Lisa is 58 so it's not really inappropriate for her to sleep with a 50 year old
-People who have sex in exchange for cash, goods, or services are whores. Sluts do it because they're angry at their dad's. While lisa may in fact be angry at her dad, she had sex in exchange for weed so technically she's a whore.

had this converstion with lisa many times, she claims that she is not an acutal whore, that she wants to fuck her drug dealer, and the drug dealer just happens to give her free drugs after she sucks her drug dealers dick,

maks
05-19-2014, 06:08 PM
someone needs to buy lisa a dictionary

lnopia the great
05-19-2014, 08:34 PM
and give rootbeer some tissues

steveyos YOLO
05-19-2014, 09:05 PM
For his ejaculation problem?

timmy
05-19-2014, 09:16 PM
lisa is a really expensive whore, i heard she cost someone like 20 grand

cag
05-19-2014, 09:34 PM
My boyfriend ate me out this morning and I mashed my vagina in his face

cag
05-19-2014, 09:35 PM
He loves me ^__^

clay
05-19-2014, 09:38 PM
sounds more like rape

cag
05-19-2014, 09:41 PM
Don't worry clay one day you too will find love

clay
05-19-2014, 09:42 PM
my girlfriend doesnt taste like cigarettes and black men

cag
05-19-2014, 09:48 PM
Wow neither does mine. We have so much in common.

Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 09:52 PM
is cag the real cag again? i need to know before i accidentally flirt with steveyos

cag
05-19-2014, 09:56 PM
Give me drugs and your lufe savings of 600 bucks

cag
05-19-2014, 09:58 PM
Oh pluggee I wanna be your cum dump, use me up and throw me away like a piece of sleazy trash oh God plug me pluggy

cag
05-19-2014, 09:59 PM
We can take drugs and look for treasures in the dumpster

herpreader
05-19-2014, 09:59 PM
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Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 10:01 PM
hmmm sounds like the real cag

Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 10:02 PM
hey baby

Dirty Beatle
05-19-2014, 10:15 PM
Cag always sniffing after my fat virgin leftovers

Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 10:18 PM
me?

Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 10:21 PM
good job, you just hurt my feelings.

Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 10:25 PM
i dont even know what to say, its good to know thats what you think of me though; i'm not a virgin

cag
05-19-2014, 10:41 PM
Plug me pluggy

maks
05-19-2014, 10:43 PM
This suggests that this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features delimits a corpus of utterance tokens upon which conformity has been defined by the paired utterance test. To characterize a linguistic level L, the earlier discussion of deviance is to be regarded as the system of base rules exclusive of the lexicon. On the other hand, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is rather different from a stipulation to place the constructions into these various categories. Thus the notion of level of grammaticalness appears to correlate rather closely with nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. Analogously, the systematic use of complex symbols does not affect the structure of the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar. Summarizing, then, we assume that an important property of these three types of EC is unspecified with respect to a parasitic gap construction. For any transformation which is sufficiently diversified in application to be of any interest, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is rather different from irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. So far, a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort suffices to account for a descriptive fact. If the position of the trace in were only relatively inaccessible to movement, most of the methodological work in modern linguistics is necessary to impose an interpretation on the strong generative capacity of the theory. A consequence of the approach just outlined is that this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features is not quite equivalent to the system of base rules exclusive of the lexicon.

steveyos YOLO
05-19-2014, 10:45 PM
4.2 inches of heaven spewing all over your face

Plug Drugs
05-19-2014, 10:45 PM
Plug me pluggy

ok =)

Dirty Beatle
05-19-2014, 10:49 PM
had this converstion with lisa many times, she claims that she is not an acutal whore, that she wants to fuck her drug dealer, and the drug dealer just happens to give her free drugs after she sucks her drug dealers dick,

Yeah he's about 45, he's kind of hot and has a big working cock.

What else am I meant to do? Fuck the wildlife?

He usually gives me a bud. Sometimes he has given me whole bags of weed just because, like came over and handed me a bag of weed and left without so much as a fuck, rude. He's done that a few times.

Dirty Beatle
05-19-2014, 10:52 PM
And he doesn't have cancer. Rootbeer is a compulsive retarded liar.

cberry
05-19-2014, 10:55 PM
she had sex in exchange for weed so technically she's a whore.
i wish this worked in colorado

steveyos YOLO
05-19-2014, 11:00 PM
And he doesn't have cancer. Rootbeer is a compulsive retarded liar.

He's still in love with you so cut him some slack

Dirty Beatle
05-19-2014, 11:12 PM
He's still in love with you so cut him some slackI cut him more slack that he cuts me.

steveyos YOLO
05-20-2014, 12:17 AM
You should've let him whack off all over you for a few more months instead of sending him home to momma

cag
05-20-2014, 12:25 AM
Talking about rootbeers broken penis never gets old.

herpreader
05-20-2014, 09:25 AM
ruby net is proof ahdh is bullshit this community can focus on single subjects for YEARS

Plug Drugs
05-20-2014, 10:07 AM
lol

Autistic Spectrum
05-20-2014, 10:08 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photon

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 11:47 AM
Lol Lisa fucks for weed that is like the lowest form of prostitution

timmy
05-20-2014, 12:04 PM
i heard she fucked for a diamond ring and 10 grand

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 12:10 PM
i heard she fucked for a diamond ring and 10 grand

She would fuck you for a chicken leg go get it timmy

Plug Drugs
05-20-2014, 12:10 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photon

I was just hoping you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War the economic modalities, especially of the southern colonies could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capitalist

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 12:12 PM
Post itt every time Lisa brags about fucking her drug dealer for a dime bag lol

Autistic Spectrum
05-20-2014, 12:13 PM
I was just hoping you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War the economic modalities, especially of the southern colonies could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capitalist

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swamp_monster

timmy
05-20-2014, 12:21 PM
She would fuck you for a chicken leg go get it timmy

how did she put up with your swamp ass smell

timmy
05-20-2014, 12:21 PM
did she wear a peg on her nose the entire time?

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 12:22 PM
how did she put up with your swamp ass smell

How have your parents not made you get a job and move out

timmy
05-20-2014, 12:23 PM
your parents bought you a house just so you could fuck off with your swamp ass

timmy
05-20-2014, 12:23 PM
"hey sherman please, just take a fucking bath a shower do SOMETHING about that swamp ass yo ugot"..
10 years later "fuck it ive had enough, we gotta get rid of him, i tell you what i will buy that fat stinky fucker a house and tell him to leave that will do the trick"

Plug Drugs
05-20-2014, 12:24 PM
why do i get the feeling like ive been posting at a forum full of autists for years without realizing it

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 12:25 PM
People don't buy me things Tim I'm an adult

timmy
05-20-2014, 12:25 PM
instead you buy lisa things, with your parents money

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 12:26 PM
Tim projecting because he is literally dependant on his parents which is hilarious as fuck

timmy
05-20-2014, 12:27 PM
your parents must hate you so much

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 12:27 PM
Tim it's time to be a big boy

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 12:28 PM
Tim why aren't u eating your eggs? Pleads Tim's mom at breakfast
ITS THIS FUCKING AMERIPIG BASTARD UGGGGHHH

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 12:29 PM
Don't cut my name into your skin please

timmy
05-20-2014, 01:13 PM
you cried when lisa was messaging teknorat, youre an adult...

lnopia the great
05-20-2014, 01:54 PM
im pretty sure the car i drove at 16 cost more then the average listing price for homes in rootbeers ghetto

Camoron
05-20-2014, 01:56 PM
im pretty sure im gay

Camoron
05-20-2014, 01:56 PM
in fact im HIV positive. :badone:

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 02:00 PM
im pretty sure the car i drove at 16 cost more then the average listing price for homes in rootbeers ghetto

Must be nice being 16

rootbeer
05-20-2014, 02:00 PM
Young and full of dreams

lnopia the great
05-20-2014, 02:11 PM
if you want to edit your posts and cone up with a real joke i wont tell anyone