thinkin bout teaching conversational english in china

[Camoron]

:shapeshifter: sounds exciting

[herpreader]

I'm about too poss our thus is my last post Tobit if I due in my sleep let it be+known I hour cam and doli can forgive me for being cag's boyfriend this whole time and cumming in her butt 24/7

[Gentleman Doli]

I'm thinking about having sex with your made up girl frend

[Dirty Beatle]

by all accounts China is a great place to teach... the students are really respectful and just do their work, teachers I've spoken to who have taught over there say it's like a dream, it's not like walking into a class room in australia or the U.S where they are all bouncing off the walls, you walk in, they are quiet and seated and you just deliver the unit. They wouldn't dream of causing trouble in class or disrespecting the teacher.

I haven't taught there myself but that's what I'm told by teachers who have.

[Autistic Spectrum]

, mowing the lawns aronud the really big bonsi trees in china sounds fun you should do it

[Camoron]

I'm thinking about having sex with your made up girl frend

we just had sex ;-P

[Camoron]

by all accounts China is a great place to teach... the students are really respectful and just do their work, teachers I've spoken to who have taught over there say it's like a dream, it's not like walking into a class room in australia or the U.S where they are all bouncing off the walls, you walk in, they are quiet and seated and you just deliver the unit. They wouldn't dream of causing trouble in class or disrespecting the teacher.

I haven't taught there myself but that's what I'm told by teachers who have.
its college students not little kids

[Camoron]

also dioli you heeard her on tinychat like 6 months ago >..??

[Autistic Spectrum]

i heard your mom yelling at you to come down stairs for supper

[Autistic Spectrum]

and then i heard you tell everyone that was your girlfriend and you told cag a couple times so she did not miss it and asked everyone to confrim to cag that they heard a female voice on your mic

[Dirty Beatle]

its college students not little kidsah well

have fun

I was just telling you about what teachers who have actually taught there have told me

you do realise I am qualified for all ages?

[Camoron]

i heard your mom yelling at you to come down stairs for supper

that was cags grnadma yelling at her

[Camoron]

and then i heard you tell everyone that was your girlfriend and you told cag a couple times so she did not miss it and asked everyone to confrim to cag that they heard a female voice on your mic

yes i definitely made sure to confirm to cag even thou she was there when it happene,d

[Autistic Spectrum]

[QUOTE=Dirty Beatle;775415761
you do realise I am qualified for all ages?[/QUOTE]

bet you said that to rootbeer before you took his virginity

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes i definitely made sure to confirm to cag even thou she was there when it happene,d

this is what makes me know your girflriend is fake, you remeber the exact time and date and who was in tinychat 6 months ago when your mom called you for supper its your only proof, lamo

[Camoron]

ah well

have fun

I was just telling you about what teachers who have actually taught there have told me

you do realise I am qualified for all ages?

college students dont rly boucne off the walls and act like shitheads though

[Camoron]

this is what makes me know your girflriend is fake, you remeber the exact time and date and who was in tinychat 6 months ago when your mom called you for supper its your only proof, lamo

a fake girlfriend would be a lot simpler

[Autistic Spectrum]

real girlfriends am i right,!!! oh man they yell at you and make you go to girl stuff all teh time,

[Camoron]

spending time with her family :suicidal:

[Autistic Spectrum]

doing sex stuff with her everyday ,get tiring

[Camoron]

her grnadpa asked her if i hit her cause i got mad at her for eaitng all my fernch frie while i was cooking burtgers for everyone

[Camoron]

thankfulyl she didnt rat me out :goodwin:

[Dirty Beatle]

college students dont rly boucne off the walls and act like shitheads thoughyeah Camoron

we have both been college students

[Camoron]

im gonna rename my kitten Mewy Lewis

[Dirty Beatle]

all the teachers I did my teaching degree with were rat bags

[Camoron]

its hip to eat hair

[Dirty Beatle]

I thought about doing that after my first degree because all you need is a degree to go teach English in China, the degree can be in anything, you can do a maths degree and go teach english in China. I decided instead to get another degree to qualify me to teach in this country and in any country. A lot of the teachers doing the post grad teaching degree had already gone and taught in China. Not a bad idea, getting the experience before committing to another degree.

Then I taught for 4 years and now I'm mentally disabled.

[Garfield]

id teach in japan china is like the mexico of asia, i thouht about it too you get paid really well

[Garfield]

also make sure to subscribe to this girls youtube channel for everything you need to know about becoming a gaijin

ey2PLull-VE

[Dirty Beatle]

Not only that you can live like a king there by their standards on the salary.

[Garfield]

8U17ZkBp5rk

[Dirty Beatle]

also make sure to subscribe to this girls youtube channel for everything you need to know about becoming a gaijin

ey2PLull-VElol

[Garfield]

iIP_FBcatB8

[Dirty Beatle]

I want to get hair lasered in Japan then, by the time I had that done here I probably could have flown to japan and had it done there and paid the same

[Dirty Beatle]

But also a lot of my hair is not dark and laser is really only effective on dark hair but that's ok because if got rid of the darker hair that'd do, it'd still be better.

[Garfield]

lisa seems like she would have bad b.o.

[Plug Drugs]

i wish i had tits and a vagina so i could sit around making youtube videos about arbitrary bullshit and make money doing it

[Dirty Beatle]

Oh the silly little thing, she thinks plucking her belly hair made it grow back worse. No dear that is natural that you get more hormonal hair as you get older. We call that little line of hair from the belly to the pubes "snail trails" which have also heard that term used for twat snot. I get a few slightly darker belly hairs, like probably about 5 of them. The older I got the more grew, I pluck them and they do not grow back worse. It's hormonal hair. Like how you grow pubes and pit hair and how your bikini line starts wandering when you get older. Shaving or plucking the hair does not cause it to grow back any thicker or worse. Each hair has like a natural 7 year cycle, it grows to a certain length and stops growing, it is eventually pushed out and shed by the next cycle of hair (each hair has it's own cycle so they don't all grow and fall out at the same time. What can happen though is that as you get older as a fine vellus hair falls out it can be replaced by a darker hormonal hair but that has absolutely nothing to do with shaving or plucking, that simply has to do with hormones and getting older.

[Dirty Beatle]

lisa seems like she would have bad b.o.
day three without a shower I do start to stink. I start to stink sooner than that if I'm really depressed for some reason it makes my sweat stink more when I'm depressed.

But other than that not really no.

[Dirty Beatle]

i wish i had tits and a vagina so i could sit around making youtube videos about arbitrary bullshit and make money doing it
Do you really?

Also do you think she made money from that?

[Dirty Beatle]

i wish i had tits and a vagina

[Camoron]

its not teaching english its just teaching them how to relate with westerners and have conversations

[Garfield]

chingchong ching chong me cameron you student me teach you computers

[Camoron]

garf with home alone in his sig, garf what did you think of Macaulylaay Culkin wearing you wearing him on a t-shirt?

[Garfield]

i think i look more like lil kevin then the white scorpion jacket guy

[Garfield]

ok the face of ryan gosling the body of macaulay culkin

[Garfield]

the dick of huge jackman

[Garfield]

the buns of mario lopez

[Garfield]

the swagger of sean connery (rip) the perfect gentleman

[Plug Drugs]

Do you really?

Also do you think she made money from that?
do you know what it takes to become a youtube partner? nothing.
you have a youtube account hooked up to a paypal or your bank account or something, they put an advertisement somewhere on your video page or in the video itself, you then get money based on views. Anybody can make a youtube partner account. That is why there are hundreds of thousands of videos where people are blabbing about mundane shit

[Plug Drugs]

ya like jenna marbles?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeuhFnuFmlM

[Dirty Beatle]

ya like jenna marbles?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeuhFnuFmlMI do yes. <3 Her.

She's a great comedian. Also hot yes.

[Plug Drugs]

well, she makes close to a mil a year essentially from guys clicking on the thumbnail that has boobies in it

[Dirty Beatle]

well, she makes close to a mil a year essentially from guys clicking on the thumbnail that has boobies in itI also click on her because she is a great comedian.

If it's just tits I want then this IS the internet..... plenty of women getting their tits out... Jenna Marbles isn;t really one of them.

[Dirty Beatle]

matter of fact she's the only channel my youtube account is subscribed to

[Dirty Beatle]

stevecash83

I keep meaning to subscribe to him next time I'm logged in my youtube account.

[herpreader]

I turned my pc on and ordered it I couldn't wait

[Dirty Beatle]

I turned my pc on and ordered it I couldn't wait

Ok I'll remind you tomorrow.

[herpreader]

I turned my pc on and ordered it I couldn't wait

[Garfield]

lisa: jena marbles is a great comedian :giggle:

[rootbeer]

, mowing the lawns aronud the really big bonsi trees in china sounds fun you should do it

cam is gonna get a chinese gf for sure

[Camoron]

i need tog get a passort

[rootbeer]

just pay to expedite it you can get it in a couple days

[Garfield]

hes on a teachers salary rootbeer