*walks into darkened room* *pulls up a chair* *sits down on chair backwards*

[Howard Dean]

coolio walks in

[meate that is blue]

make a chatroom so i can converse with you

[Howard Dean]

how do i make a chatrom i mean iam not a ninternet giz wiz or something jeeez i not gonna spend all that money to make my own web company just so if cna talk to someboyd on the internet

[meate that is blue]

aol instant messenger

[Howard Dean]

coolio smokes and ttalks to me about his hard life. i am pretty astonished and sickened by this so i get up and toss the chair to the ground and walk away

[meate that is blue]

no he didnt

[Howard Dean]

i feel kind of bad for my dramatic reaction and go back to listen to coolio some more and then i start to circle around him

[meate that is blue]

no you dont

[Howard Dean]

i dont have internet

[Howard Dean]

***FLASHBACK*** i am sitting at my desk after class going over some class notes when suddenly a giant sweaty black man's face starts screaming ***FLASHBACK***

[meate that is blue]

flashback

everquest

[Howard Dean]

more like never ever neverquest

[Howard Dean]

more quick cut ***FLASHBACK***s happen and the giant sweaty black guy keeps showing up and then coolio is getting up in my face again while i'm sitting down but im gettin kind of tired of his bs tbh

[Howard Dean]

makin some sexy faces at the camera while coolio continues to lecture me

[Howard Dean]

that sweaty black guy is making even coolio wipe his forehead oh man

[Howard Dean]

then me and coolio have a staring contest but the sweaty black guy kind of distracts me and i try to play off the fact that i blinked but coolio catches me and then he gets up and holds a candle up to his face while circling around me

[Howard Dean]

and then coolio is gone and im just sittin here alone and i feel something coming behind me and i get uncomfortable and get up and walk around a little BUT WHATTYA KNOW coolio comes back and we decide to have a staring contest rematch and this time i use my sexy faces and oh man that sweaty black guy is really really sweaty now and then i feel like im gonna blink so i break out the big guns and bring in coolios illegitimate son and we stare him down and hes like oh fuck son AND THEN THE SWEATY GUY IS SHITTING SWEAT OUT OF HIS ANUS AND SMOKE IS EVERYWHERE AND THEN COOLIOS SON AND COOLIO START A STARING CONTEST AND THEAT FUCKIN KID IS STARING IN TO COOLIOS SOUL HE IS LIKE SERIOUS BUSINESS ABOUT THIS CONTEST AND COOLIO KEEPS MOVING AROUND CUZ HE"S GETTING SO NERVOUS and it looked like he blinked but we couldnt tell because he was wearing sunglasses

[Desolation]

Blushin'

[meate that is blue]

that didnt happen

[terror baby]

inta tadahik kteer howard dean al kithby ;)

[Howard Dean]

ya had to be there

[Howard Dean]

oh man al kithby. hows old al doin these days?

[meate that is blue]

i was going through my email today and my oldest email was some bitch saying "I R DRUNK I R HORNY" talking about how her and her friend wanted to fuck me, and wtf I still didnt get laid for like another 5 years after that, wtf is wrong with me

I tried to email her back but her aol account expired

[Howard Dean]

was she a caveman

[General Doli]

coolio walks in

lol

[General Doli]

the thread title of this was rly good tbh but idk waht happened after that

[Howard Dean]

refer to the first post for the answer

[meate that is blue]

:fffffff: