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boobz
09-16-2012, 07:55 PM
she will be full negro by year out

syncan aka ken post jr
09-16-2012, 07:56 PM
ramen makes wise investments with her money

stalker virus
09-16-2012, 07:57 PM
tanning bed and loosing weight she is already better looking than cody's fake gf

syncan aka ken post jr
09-16-2012, 07:59 PM
nobody's gonna let you lick there buttholes looking like that ramen better get a tanning bed

maks
09-16-2012, 08:00 PM
does she know that puerto ricans are already brown

timmy
09-16-2012, 08:01 PM
....why? shes dark enough already....

lnopia the great
09-16-2012, 08:01 PM
getting a tan without embarrassing yourself in public is prob good for her self esteem

syncan aka ken post jr
09-16-2012, 08:02 PM
ramen is very smart and knows what's she's doing, a better tan = more tips at her job as a coffe waiteress, more tips = more food
more food = fatter ramen

fatter ramen = can go godzilla on north america and fucking rule the entire country

TheElJoe
09-16-2012, 08:07 PM
bet that smells good when she starts cooking in there

maks
09-16-2012, 08:08 PM
Coming in 2013, a monster movie that will LICK... YOUR... BUTT...

rootbeer
09-16-2012, 08:09 PM
going outside and letting sunlight tough your skin is also good

lnopia the great
09-16-2012, 08:09 PM
Coming in 2013, a monster movie that will LICK... YOUR... BUTT...


lmao

Ramen
09-17-2012, 08:57 PM
Boobz likes to look at my fb infor, prtscrn it and put himself in as my husband then masturbate to the sight...

timmy
09-17-2012, 08:58 PM
Coming in 2013, a monster movie that will LICK... YOUR... BUTT...

holy shit i read that in that deep movie voice

lnopia the great
09-17-2012, 09:07 PM
i remember my first joke

maks
09-17-2012, 09:54 PM
holy shit i read that in that deep movie voice

that's how it was intended to be read

syncan aka ken post jr
09-17-2012, 10:06 PM
Boobz likes to look at my fb infor, prtscrn it and put himself in as my husband then masturbate to the sight...
you could have had it all, a husband that treats you like a queen, and something on the side with boobz over skype, your thorwing it away ramen, your thorwing it all away

maks
09-17-2012, 10:13 PM
ramen boobz is way too good for you and everyone, including him, knows it. he's trolling by pretending to find you hot because lets face it he's boobz there's exactly one person on the whole forum who doesn't pick on him so he might as well, right what's he got to lose

it's pretty much the same reason stompleb pretends to like every shitty unfunny asswipe who :lizard:s their way over from retirementhaven.com

sex with dead people
09-17-2012, 10:35 PM
I bet she bought it to use it like a huge george foreman grill.

NortyNippy
09-17-2012, 11:03 PM
going outside and letting sunlight tough your skin is also goodbah humbug

I have to take vitamin D drops because I refuse to do that

The sun molested me

boobz
09-17-2012, 11:47 PM
ramen boobz is way too good for you and everyone, including him, knows it.

Compliment, I think.


there's exactly one person on the whole forum who doesn't pick on him so he might as well, right what's he got to lose

Uh what :clay:


it's pretty much the same reason stompleb pretends to like every shitty unfunny asswipe who :lizard:s their way over from retirementhaven.com

Please don't bring up stomple

m0nde
09-18-2012, 12:07 AM
Boobz likes to look at my fb infor, prtscrn it and put himself in as my husband then masturbate to the sight...don't tear up yo back fat, bRO

boobz
09-18-2012, 08:57 AM
lol someone (tried to) neg rep me in this thread by calling ME a lizard lmao. check your join date fagget and get back to me you worthless piece of shit.

syncan aka ken post jr
09-18-2012, 09:15 AM
people really misunderstand the lizard people thing

rootbeer
09-18-2012, 10:31 AM
the misuse of the word lizard is one of the biggest problems this site is facing

NortyNippy
09-18-2012, 10:32 AM
the misuse of the word lizard is one of the biggest problems this site is facinglol

sex with dead people
09-18-2012, 12:17 PM
lol someone (tried to) neg rep me in this thread by calling ME a lizard lmao. check your join date fagget and get back to me you worthless piece of shit.

Nobody cares about your join date as much as the date when you're leaving.

maks
09-18-2012, 12:19 PM
don't tear up yo back fat, bRO

my back fat is made of xylophones

F4
09-18-2012, 02:22 PM
is ramen gonna post pics holding signs on the tanning bed

maks
09-18-2012, 02:28 PM
I sure hope not

TheElJoe
09-19-2012, 08:32 AM
yeah ramen post a pic of your fat rolls oozing out the sides of the bed

m0nde
09-21-2012, 01:17 AM
ramen's tanning bed has a cracked glass bottom
so she's going to end up cutting herslf up and leaking lipo and blood all over the flourescent bulbs

boobz
09-21-2012, 06:41 AM
dreams into nightmares

NortyNippy
09-21-2012, 06:59 AM
she's going to get cancer and die

m0nde
09-21-2012, 07:00 AM
gamma globulin and interferon

NortyNippy
09-21-2012, 07:07 AM
no well it's true

it's healthier to lick a poohole than to use a tan bed

m0nde
09-21-2012, 07:08 AM
have you done both? how can you be so sure?

maks
09-21-2012, 10:37 AM
she's going to get cancer and die

one can only hope...

NortyNippy
09-21-2012, 10:43 AM
one can only hope...I'm so up for you murder suiciding me right now

maks
09-21-2012, 10:44 AM
good, why don't you get started and I'll join you in a few

NortyNippy
09-21-2012, 10:47 AM
ha

NortyNippy
09-21-2012, 10:49 AM
try to dodge eternity with me, just try