I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance...

[TheElJoe]

By being a good driver and using progressive snapshot :magpi:

[rootbeer]

:bigrig:

[TheElJoe]

look out! responsible driving comin through :smug:

[maks]

I wouldn't buy progressive because their commercials are incredibly gay and I can't support that sort of behavior

[TheElJoe]

flo is my girl bro

[maks]

Flo uses nationwide for her car insurance

[rootbeer]

flo makes me cum like a watergun

[TheElJoe]

nationwide is more like nationsuck

[maks]

nationwide is more like nationsuck

beats allstate, the "good hands" people

[maks]

like a good neighbor statefarm is there

with an unsuspecting college age blonde and a bottle of chloroform!

[TheElJoe]

if i had to choose insurance based on jingles i would definitely go with farmers

[maks]

farmers

bum bum bum bum bum bumbumbum

[TheElJoe]

i bet a handful of people get speeding tickets the day they take the snapshot thing off their car