As Requested: IAmA 24 yr/o Vegan, 6 Year YTMNSFW Vet, Multiple Time Doli & DP Getter, IAmA StompleB, Ask Me Almost Anything

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[timmy]

gelt friend

[timmy]

do you really practice jewry?

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do you really practice jewry?

I did, until after I was 14.

[boobz]

Welcome to Reddit, I have a couple of questions:

- Do you hate Marks still?
- Nice vegan gimmick
- Profit???

[syncan aka ken post jr]

when i told marks how to uber delete people full well knowing you would be be fully deleted, what percentage of blame did you put on marks, me and clay(clay for making marks the mod of the lizard subfourm)
so for example was it
50 percent marks
25 me
25 clay

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Welcome to Reddit, I have a couple of questions:

- Do you hate Marks still?
- Nice vegan gimmick
- Profit???

I actually have compassion for marks. He doesn't have much emotional intelligence or the ability to make connections with people. I'm proud of him for what he's accomplished in life.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

tbh i thought he would delete all the lizard people and you would be collateral damage

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when i told marks how to uber delete people full well knowing you would be be fully deleted, what percentage of blame did you put on marks, me and clay(clay for making marks the mod of the lizard subfourm)
so for example was it
50 percent marks
25 me
25 clay

I don't blame marks too much. He didn't really know what he was doing. dp, I think you keep bringing up your involvement because you feel guilt, and it's ok, I forgive you. Clay carries most of the blame, as the parent, for allowing marks to go unsupervised and do mischief.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

acutally i'm just pissed the lizard people did not get deleted

[syncan aka ken post jr]

also clay would have no idea that you could do that because it was super hidden and srsly would not have been able to see it unless he logged in as marks account

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also clay would have no idea that you could do that because it was super hidden and srsly would not have been able to see it unless he logged in as marks account

http://i.imgur.com/zV0AF.jpg

Dr. Alan Grant: Well, on the tour, the film said they used frog DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps. They mutated the dinosaur genetic code and blended it with that of a frog's. Now, some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment. Malcolm was right. Look...
[we see a trail of baby dinosaur footprints]
Dr. Alan Grant: Life found a way.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ok real questions since you are stupid enough to do this

1.where do you work currently
2.what's your current living quarters(your parents, on your own ,with roomates etc)
3.do you currently have a girlfirend and if not whats the age and weight of your last girlfirnd.

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ok real questions since you are stupid enough to do this

1.where do you work currently
2.what's your current living quarters(your parents, on your own ,with roomates etc)
3.do you currently have a girlfirend and if not whats the age and weight of your last girlfirnd.

Well, this is an AMAA, that extra A is for Almost.

1. an office
2. renting a house with friends
3. I'm single

[syncan aka ken post jr]

jaintor at an office and friends with your grandparents pretty sweet life

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that's not a question

[syncan aka ken post jr]

whats your full name
ssn
and date of birth and the passwords you use for all your online accounts

[Camoron]

why did you decide to become a vegan
are you affiliated with animal rights groups
do you oppose all human usage of animals
do you belive animals are equal to humans

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

1. are we going to experience a complete paradigm shift?
2. did the jews do 9/11?
3. will O.B. ever get the operation?
4. will Lisa commit suicide while posting on Rubynet?
5. will the Iraqie Dinar ever revalue?
6. will Jesus come back and save the world?
7. will Deso ever recover her failed attempt at a singing career?
8. will mOnde ever marry another ginger?
9. will Bob ever make a good post?
10. will Barry ever surpass the age of 18 mentally?
11. Is peak oil tru?
12. will there be a financial collapse?
13. will there be WWIII?

[Camoron]

marco i donot think those are questions that a lowly vegan office worker can answer

[timmy]

bill carson talking about mental maturity... dude youre like a full bnlown racist irl thats now very mature now is it

[syncan aka ken post jr]

who;s the funniest poster at rubynet

[syncan aka ken post jr]

would you hang out with tim irl

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why did you decide to become a vegan
are you affiliated with animal rights groups
do you oppose all human usage of animals
do you belive animals are equal to humans

I didn't decide to become a vegan, I decided to stay a vegan. I lost a taste for meat which allowed me to look into further questions.
No, but I'd like to be.
No.
No.


1. are we going to experience a complete paradigm shift?
2. did the jews do 9/11?
3. will O.B. ever get the operation?
4. will Lisa commit suicide while posting on Rubynet?
5. will the Iraqie Dinar ever revalue?
6. will Jesus come back and save the world?
7. will Deso ever recover her failed attempt at a singing career?
8. will mOnde ever marry another ginger?
9. will Bob ever make a good post?
10. will Barry ever surpass the age of 18 mentally?
11. Is peak oil tru?
12. will there be a financial collapse?
13. will there be WWIII?

Of course.


who;s the funniest poster at rubynet

I really like Obnoxious Bitch. No matter how you feel about her, there's no ignoring her. She has a lot of life experience and she can really go after someone and get to the truth. Her sense of humor is great, I really enjoy when she frames things in her own vocabulary.


would you hang out with tim irl

I might be a little bit shy, but sure why not.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you like Obnoxious Bitch cause it griefs the fuck outta everyoen everywhere who hates her aka same reason i always take tim and elz's side on anythning

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ob is the best poster, ruby is a great admin, i eat glass because it tastes good

[NortyNippy]

ob is the best poster, ruby is a great admin, i eat glass because it tastes goodlol

please do

[NortyNippy]

would you hang out with tim irlno if I showed him any more interest he'd get a big head

and he's already top heavy with a big egg head and tiny body to support it... so he'd just fall over

[syncan aka ken post jr]

this is not ask norty nippy anything YOU ARE SO FUCKING NUTS SHUT UP I SWEAR TO FUCK SAKES NOBODY CARES YOU STUPID BITCH

[timmy]

no if I showed him any more interest he'd get a big head

and he's already top heavy with a big egg head and tiny body to support it... so he'd just fall over

i dont get erections that easily

[NortyNippy]

I have a question for you StompleB

was that confessed pedophile letter to parents and society that maks posted really written by you?

[timmy]

this is not ask norty nippy anything YOU ARE SO FUCKING NUTS SHUT UP I SWEAR TO FUCK SAKES NOBODY CARES YOU STUPID BITCH

jesus of posting

[NortyNippy]

i dont get erections that easilyok

[NortyNippy]

jesus of posting
I thought she was a jealous bitch on her period screaming for the attention she is seeing others get

[timmy]

i would fuck dp before i'd even dream of fucking you

[NortyNippy]

i would fuck dp before i'd even dream of fucking youyou need to understand that neither of us have ever offered to fuck you... and I certainly never would

why when I can have a big fit hot actually grown up guy (not some snot in his 20's) any time I please come to my place and give me a good pounding would I want a fuzzy eyebrowed weeny geek who has erection problems?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

its like this bitch walks into any thread and just sucks the joy out of it.

[timmy]

any girl can fuck anyone any time they want thats a known fact, but you arent exactly marriage material, and you said some weird shit like me putting a baby in your belly, please shut up and leave rubynet forever.

[NortyNippy]

any girl can fuck anyone any time they want thats a known fact, but you arent exactly marriage material, and you said some weird shit like me putting a baby in your belly, please shut up and leave rubynet forever.been engaged twice

had longer relationships than most marriages last

you've never even had a relationship with anyone

You obviously didn't get the joke when I said that to you.

How many people have asked to marry you irl? I'm guessing 0.

[timmy]

>longer relationhsips than most marriages
>is single
>isnt attractive
seriously?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

how did this thread about stomple turn into another thread about this stupid bitches wasted life

[timmy]

i bet she fucks within the first month, thats why her relationships dont last...

you stupid slut the longer you dont fuck the better/longer the relationship will be jesus christ youre stupid

[stalker virus]

all female posters must die

[stalker virus]

including me, someone please kill me for continuing to post here

[timmy]

all female posters must die

[timmy]

including me, someone please kill me for continuing to post here

thatll be easy, just go cold turkey on alcohol and your brain will shit itself

[maks]

I don't blame marks too much. He didn't really know what he was doing. dp, I think you keep bringing up your involvement because you feel guilt, and it's ok, I forgive you. Clay carries most of the blame, as the parent, for allowing marks to go unsupervised and do mischief.

I knew exactly what I was doing and I'd do it again, it's one of the best things that has ever happened to this forum.

[stalker virus]

thatll be easy, just go cold turkey on alcohol and your brain will shit itself

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[sex with dead people]

Because she was molested as a child and wants to know if stomple is a child molester.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

your a simpleton who;s puppet master is clay, and clay only answers to candy bars

[Gentleman Doli]

:mischief:

[NortyNippy]

>longer relationhsips than most marriages
>is single
>isnt attractive
seriously?listen man

I never found you attractive... I was trying to be nice and not hurt your feelings because you actually jumped on cam and showed yourself and at the time did not attempt to dog on my looks and you asked me "did you like what you saw of me?" or something fishing for compliments like that... if I posted pics of the guys I date it would just be too funny posting pics of them and then showing a pic of you

I know I'm not ugly... and when I make an actual effort I can actually scrub up ok

also I am 33.

[timmy]

fellings

[stalker virus]

i know i'm not ugly so let me tell you how hot the guys are that i date but am not currently dating

[syncan aka ken post jr]

listen man

I never found you attractive... I was trying to be nice and not hurt your feelings because you actually jumped on cam and showed yourself and at the time did not attempt to dog on my looks... if I posted pics of the guys I date it would just be too funny posting pics of them and then showing a pic of you

I know I'm not ugly... and when I make an actual effort I can actually scrub up ok

its like if gush drank drain cleaner

[syncan aka ken post jr]

tbe word by norrty nippy

[maks]

how did this thread about stomple turn into another thread about this stupid bitches wasted life

easy, she's all kinds of shitty but she's still more interesting than stompleb

[stalker virus]

i would actually like to see the pictures of the guys you date because that would probably be the only funny thing you'll ever contribute to this forum

[sex with dead people]

I know I'm not ugly... and when I make an actual effort I can actually scrub up ok

Is that what your daddy said when he molested you? I think it's time for you to go back to your psychologist again.

[Gentleman Doli]

listen man

I never found you attractive... I was trying to be nice and not hurt your feelings because you actually jumped on cam and showed yourself and at the time did not attempt to dog on my looks and you asked me "did you like what you saw of me?" or something fishing for compliments like that... if I posted pics of the guys I date it would just be too funny posting pics of them and then showing a pic of you

I know I'm not ugly... and when I make an actual effort I can actually scrub up ok

I am not going to take the two seconds out of my scheduel of masturbating fiuriously to Leon Trotskys portrait to actually see if your ugly or not or a man or whatever but the thing is no one actualy cares if your ugly or not, you just need to stop posting

[syncan aka ken post jr]

so what your dad touched you, your dad probably touched lots of kids, your not special

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

listen man

I never found you attractive... I was trying to be nice and not hurt your feelings because you actually jumped on cam and showed yourself and at the time did not attempt to dog on my looks and you asked me "did you like what you saw of me?" or something fishing for compliments like that... if I posted pics of the guys I date it would just be too funny posting pics of them and then showing a pic of you

I know I'm not ugly... and when I make an actual effort I can actually scrub up ok

also I am 33.

Barry can't own up he masturbates daily.

[Gentleman Doli]

Lets get m0nde in here for an experts opinin

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Child-Sexual-Abuse-6-Stages-of-Grooming

this is what monde basically does with his minecraft severs and his skype chats and all that.

[sex with dead people]

Lets get m0nde in here for an experts opinin

If anyone knows a stupid ugly bitch it would be m0nde.

[NortyNippy]

I am not going to take the two seconds out of my scheduel of masturbating fiuriously to Leon Trotskys portrait to actually see if your ugly or not or a man or whatever but the thing is no one actualy cares if your ugly or not, you just need to stop postingtell that to the lonely ugly fucks who haven't seen a woman in so long they don't even know what one looks like and all they can post about is what I look like. There was a whole thread full of deficient males talking about my haircut yesterday for eg... and today well the more simple are still in shock and not over the fact that something else with a vagina made some posts.

[NortyNippy]

so what your dad touched you, your dad probably touched lots of kids, your not speciallol

[maks]

tell that to the lonely ugly fucks who haven't seen a woman in so long they don't even know what one looks like and all they can post about is what I look like. There was a whole thread full of deficient males talking about my haircut yesterday for eg... and today well the more simple are still in shock and not over the fact that something else with a vagina made some posts.

if you don't want people to talk about how ugly you are then stop being so ugly

[NortyNippy]

if you don't want people to talk about how ugly you are then stop being so uglya bit like you being stupid and boring

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why is nobody being nice?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

is that a question

[timmy]

why is nobody being nice?

shes been making 300 terrible posts a day it must stop

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RCSWkrzORiQ

be kind dp

[maks]

a bit like you being stupid and boring

my rep has doubled in the last 24 hours and it's all because I took the forefront in bashing you

[stalker virus]

you've got to be cruel to be kind, stomplebane

[syncan aka ken post jr]

she is being groomed stomple just like tim was groomed, if ytmnd fourms knows anything it's how to whip into shape people with assburgers

[sex with dead people]

Somebody should step in and force her to stop being so stupid and ugly.

[Sedimentos de Lavado]

you've got to be cruel to be kind, stomplebane

http://i.imgur.com/bqXSK.png

[stalker virus]

: )

[Gentleman Doli]

http://i.imgur.com/bqXSK.png

lmao

[NortyNippy]

she is being groomed stomple just like tim was groomed, if ytmnd fourms knows anything it's how to whip into shape people with assburgerslol

[NortyNippy]

my rep has doubled in the last 24 hours and it's all because I took the forefront in bashing youno it's because you and your socks had a spazzy spammy meltdown and after spamming the forum and my profile with threadlongs I went to sleep and you had to green rep yourself over and over with your accounts to send me the 20 "kill yourself" neg reps you sent me

very witty by the way

I was like "oh snap"

[stalker virus]

ok now we are talking about rep

[stalker virus]

i've been waiting for a rep conversation all night

[syncan aka ken post jr]

well look at that i got a a whole bar of rep for making fun of a an actual retard all night

[syncan aka ken post jr]

what a badge of honor

[maks]

no it's because you and your socks had a spazzy spammy meltdown and after spamming the forum and my profile with threadlongs I went to sleep and you had to green rep yourself over and over with your accounts to send me the 20 "kill yourself" neg reps you sent me

very witty by the way

I was like "oh snap"

did you at least consider killing yourself?

[maks]

well look at that i got a a whole bar of rep for making fun of a an actual retard all night

it's just like the old days

[syncan aka ken post jr]

just screenshotted my rep page and emailed it to my mom and let her know that i'm doing ok in life

[maks]

"that's my son brian, he's got 3 green rep bars on a spinoff of a gay nigger dick forum with 12 active posters"

[timmy]

dp has the experience to become president of the US now

[maks]

it's true, obama only had 2 bars

[NortyNippy]

just screenshotted my rep page and emailed it to my mom and let her know that i'm doing ok in lifelol

[NortyNippy]

well look at that i got a a whole bar of rep for making fun of a an actual retard all nightyou use a level of wit that will go straight over the head of these simpletons

but thank god for another intelligent female in here.... even if we do cat fight

[syncan aka ken post jr]

:nedm: fight :nedm:

[NortyNippy]

lol

[maks]

dp will you go on a date with me? I'm lonely and a virgin and stuff I have a neckbeard and I've never seen a real titty

[clay]

also clay would have no idea that you could do that because it was super hidden and srsly would not have been able to see it unless he logged in as marks account

its not the same addon that was there when you were mod. it wasnt supposed to allow anyone but a super moderator to perm delete threads, or an admin to delete accounts. but the transition from vb 4.1 to 4.2 fucked that up somewhere

[rootbeer]

just screenshotted my rep page and emailed it to my mom and let her know that i'm doing ok in life

yeah buddy

[Autistic Spectrum]

stomple mundane

[stevеyos]

dear stompleb,

y u no poas @ eff jehy x?

[stevеyos]

I can't make threads can I get 20 bucks or something paypal'd to steveyelle@live.com I wanna take my niece on a hayride thanks

[stevеyos]

my favorite thing about chrome os is when you drag a window to the left or right to snap it it can either be half screen or 1/4th screen I think a little less actaully which is fantastic on this 11" screen or whatever the fuck size it is, and that's the size it lieks to choose idk if there's some special way to choose if it's 1/2 or 1/4 the screen but they seem to be the excact same action and google rules I fucking love google I'm so happy I said they were good back in the day and boy did they not let me down at all I'm so happy with it that I'm not replacing my phone, tablet, laptop, and desktop, and whatever else will run it, to windwos 10, nope not doing that at all

[juji]

my favorite thing about chrome os is when you drag a window to the left or right to snap it it can either be half screen or 1/4th screen I think a little less actaully which is fantastic on this 11" screen or whatever the fuck size it is, and that's the size it lieks to choose idk if there's some special way to choose if it's 1/2 or 1/4 the screen but they seem to be the excact same action and google rules I fucking love google I'm so happy I said they were good back in the day and boy did they not let me down at all I'm so happy with it that I'm not replacing my phone, tablet, laptop, and desktop, and whatever else will run it, to windwos 10, nope not doing that at all

get a fucking job

[stevеyos]

I can't make threads can I get 20 bucks or something paypal'd to steveyelle@live.com I wanna take my niece on a hayride thanks

[urkles girlfriend]

Why would anyone brag about posting at ytmnd for 6 years

[urkles girlfriend]

Sounds like. really interesting topic to bring up with irl friends whwn you go out to dinner. Be like yeah im a pretty big deal on the ytmnd forum. Been posting there for years.. all my life i was nobody but now in a very important person on a dead forum tha a small handful of shutins post at.

[stevеyos]

I've been a ytmnder since 2005 and I wasn't happy about it until I saw the lizards then I was super happy to be a ytmnder since 2005

[m0nde]

my favorite thing about chrome os is when you drag a window to the left or right to snap it it can either be half screen or 1/4th screen I think a little less actaully which is fantastic on this 11" screen or whatever the fuck size it is, and that's the size it lieks to choose idk if there's some special way to choose if it's 1/2 or 1/4 the screen but they seem to be the excact same action and google rules I fucking love google I'm so happy I said they were good back in the day and boy did they not let me down at all I'm so happy with it that I'm not replacing my phone, tablet, laptop, and desktop, and whatever else will run it, to windwos 10, nope not doing that at allhey stevey is the plural of "terga knot" "tergas knot" or "terga knots"?

[Pirate Steve]

hey stevey is the plural of "terga knot" "tergas knot" or "terga knots"?

Is that anything like a dog knot?

[m0nde]

it's kind of the same thing. you can link up a bunch of them and milk them for walmart coupons

[stevеyos]

if I reply I"m mad, no matter what I type, if I don't reply, well then I"m even angrier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevеyos]

untrue things bother me GREATLY

[m0nde]

don't care, just hope you're working on the podcast, stevey

[stevеyos]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[urkles girlfriend]

I've been a ytmnder since 2005 and I wasn't happy about it until I saw the lizards then I was super happy to be a ytmnder since 2005

Hey guys ive been posting on a forum for 10 years. Im a happy person and not a social pariah at all lmao i get invited to a lot of parties!

[urkles girlfriend]

Lmao jon and i are going to a party on friday that we were invited to lmao

[juji]

Hey guys ive been posting on a forum for 10 years. Im a happy person and not a social pariah at all lmao i get invited to a lot of parties!

"Social pariah"

[urkles girlfriend]

"social pariah"

[Autistic Spectrum]

"Stupid Moon Faced Whore"

[urkles girlfriend]

moon-faced?! take that back right now you portly piece of shit

[urkles girlfriend]

I DONT HAVE A MOON FACE OMG FUCK YOU UGGH