What is your Myer-Briggs personality type?

[NortyNippy]

INTJ reporting in.

[timmy]

FJS

[NortyNippy]

incorrect

[Camoron]

gay as fuck

[NortyNippy]

:(

[Bliz]

PTKFGS

[NortyNippy]

Fuck you shit heads

I want to find another INTJ and also I have curiosity about what types you are as I find the dynamics of how the types interact interesting

Also I'm all emo right now

[Camoron]

i dont know what the fuck youre talking about

[NortyNippy]

All the tests are pretty accurate.

here is a link to a more in depth test (72 questions)

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp

or with a little more reading involved you can figure your personality type in 4 pretty straight forward questions

http://www.personalitypathways.com/type_inventory.html

either test should do

if you get bored enough

[Camoron]

yeah sounds like fun maybe i'll give it a go if i ever become so bored that i begin contemplating suicide

[NortyNippy]

*is bored*

[NortyNippy]

I should take up smoking cigarettes again

shrinks and doctors used to prescribe them for lots of things from losing weight to depressed people as it was considered "life affirming."

[Camoron]

they also used to prescribe cutting yourself to bleed out what ails you and to avoid miasmas in the air because they transmit disease

[Camoron]

in the middle east they had old people eat nothing but honey until they died and then mummified them in honey for hundreds of years and then served the remains as a cure all

[timmy]

they also used to use unsterilized/rusty surgical equipment and give you tetanus

[NortyNippy]

yes good point

but I sometimes feel a crutch helps

[timmy]

got a broken leg?

[Camoron]

mercury used to be used as a cure all even though it killed you

[Camoron]

women were fucked with dildos to cure them of hysteria

[NortyNippy]

in the middle east they had old people eat nothing but honey until they died and then mummified them in honey for hundreds of years and then served the remains as a cure allwow

that's something fascinating I never knew before *half perks up*

[NortyNippy]

women were fucked with dildos to cure them of hysteriayes

they were the good old days

I'd be in the hospital being fucked with a dildo everyday

and that's also how they invented the modern dildo

[Camoron]

they drilled holes in peoples heads to cure headaches

[NortyNippy]

but they've also dug up really old wooden dildos

but these new fangled plastic ones

I don't own a dildo... I should go whittle myself one

[Camoron]

they used to cut baby's gums to let the teeth come through

[NortyNippy]

they drilled holes in peoples heads to cure headachesyeah but I reckon I need that treatment sometimes

[NortyNippy]

they used to cut baby's gums to let the teeth come throughthat works though

I did that for my top wisdom teeth

still waiting for the bottom ones to grow

[NortyNippy]

not that I think you should cut babies

because you shouldn't

[NortyNippy]

*is refreshed by the trivia*

Thanks

[Bliz]

INTP

[timmy]

awesome, im the same as bliz, time to kill myself.

[NortyNippy]

that's good

when I take the 4 question one the way it's worded makes me lean more towards INTP however when I take a bigger test it's always INTJ...

For you two....
http://typelogic.com/intp.html

me...
http://typelogic.com/intj.html

[timmy]

its a fairly rough summary of people, its not something you take seriously. it doesnt really show much more than which side you make it in whether its 90% or 5% to one side

[timmy]

its kind of stupid tbh it doesnt really mean much

[NortyNippy]

its a fairly rough summary of people, its not something you take seriously. it doesnt really show much more than which side you make it in whether its 90% or 5% to one sideI've found it be the most accurate descriptions of personalities and categorising them that we have.

BTW... INTPs are one of my favorite peoples

[NortyNippy]

its kind of stupid tbh it doesnt really mean muchtake the longer test

you may find it more accurate

the wording of the 4 question one can be misleading

[NortyNippy]

it's definitely not stupid

[timmy]

i did take the 70 question one, i am actually in the middle of everything except the last letter which is heavily in P, i am balanced with everything else.

[timmy]

none of this matters delete this therad

[NortyNippy]

we all have both sides of all traits

but you will most of the time instinctively lean more towards one trait, 'prefer' it if you will

if in doubt you answer as you would have when you were a child, when you were young what would have you done?

[NortyNippy]

none of this matters delete this theradlol

thankyou for taking the test for me

I love it

[NortyNippy]

I find it hard to understand people sometimes

something like this helps me and gives me a little more understanding/empathy for the other people/types

[timmy]

are you into guys who wear tench coats and shoot up schools?

[NortyNippy]

are you into guys who wear tench coats and shoot up schools?
No. I hope there really is a hell for shit like that.

But have you seen Manson's new video Slowmotion?

http://marilynmanson.com/

He's got a rather risque ending in that video.

(am fan)

But Manson is an artist, not a mass murderer.

Subject material = life.

[timmy]

if you seriously like marilyn manson you will surely get along well with killgreys, shes a big fan

[timmy]

she might be a lesbian too

[NortyNippy]

she might be a lesbian too
lol

why might she be a lesbian?

[steveyos]

FJS

[NortyNippy]

-.-

what is "fjs"?

[sex with dead people]

You might have 20 pounds of impacted feces lodged in your colon.

[rootbeer]

-.-

what is "fjs"?
foot job site

[NortyNippy]

foot job siteLOL

[Plug Drugs]

INTJ reporting in.

read Freud or Jung when youre ready for big boy psychology

[Camoron]

well i got really bored so instead of killing myself i did this
You have marginal or no preference of Extraversion over Introversion (1%)
You have distinctive preference of Intuition over Sensing (75%)
You have moderate preference of Thinking over Feeling (25%)
You have marginal or no preference of Judging over Perceiving (1%)

[m0nde]

i found out i'm a DGAF

[rootbeer]

i found out a lot about monde at summer camp that year

[FFUUUUUU]

Those tests take forever. Who gives a shit?

[lnopia the great]

reading this thread

[NortyNippy]

well i got really bored so instead of killing myself i did this
You have marginal or no preference of Extraversion over Introversion (1%)
You have distinctive preference of Intuition over Sensing (75%)
You have moderate preference of Thinking over Feeling (25%)
You have marginal or no preference of Judging over Perceiving (1%)This would make you an ESTJ

http://www.personalitypage.com/ESTJ.html

[NortyNippy]

read Freud or Jung when youre ready for big boy psychology
Already did at university dipshit.

And I love Jung.

Are you actually capable of discussing either?

In fact the Myer-Briggs system is owed in a huge part to Jung.

Over your head?

[steveyos]

FJS

when this place used to be funny, one thing would be a mod would change every post itt to reflect such a perfect first post


but alas, we don't have anyone funny running things any more

[steveyos]

instead you're all literally doing the test


you fucking disgraces

[steveyos]

you're fucking taking internet quizzes


fucking losers

[steveyos]

how the fuck can ruby pay for this

[Sedimentos de Lavado]

http://lostforever.ytmnd.com/

There would be change

[NortyNippy]

how the fuck can ruby pay for thisLOL

[Plug Drugs]

Already did at university dipshit.

And I love Jung.

Are you actually capable of discussing either?

In fact the Myer-Briggs system is owed in a huge part to Jung.

Over your head?
reading a footnote about Jung isn't reading Jung; read Archetypes and the Collective Unconscious or Synchronicity

[Plug Drugs]

the fact that you consider some personality test to be high-brow psychology shows that you don't know anything about psychology or sociology -- "personality types" are assigned unconsciously via herd mechanics, and an individual's "personality" will be whatever the herd assigns it to be to best meet the needs and goals of the herd. Trying to narrow that into some 4 letter "Personality Type" is childish, and amateur psychology at best

[Plug Drugs]

I read a wikipedia article that mentioned Jung and now I love Carl Jung, tee hee ^^

[NortyNippy]

I read a wikipedia article that mentioned Jung and now I love Carl Jung, tee hee ^^
oh did you

because that's about the extent of the knowledge you've displayed.

Clearly an extrovert with the mindset that people will follow you. Well if you studied personality types you'd know that is hardly the case.

You didn't even know that Jung co-invented this system.

[Plug Drugs]

oh did you
I was mocking you


because that's about the extent of the knowledge you've displayed.
you didn't actually read my post; talking to you is like trying to break through a brick wall


Clearly an extrovert with the mindset that people will follow you. Well if you studied personality types you'd know that is hardly the case.
still stuck in your ways of bullshit psychology

You didn't even know that Jung co-invented this system.
Jung never invented any personality tests. He proposed personality types (mostly in response to his colleagues Freud and Adler); but he was never as arrogant to think that all human beings could be categorized with 4 letters

[Plug Drugs]

hold on i'm going to drink a beer and then break down your psyche

[Plug Drugs]

you feel the need to identify yourself with "personality types" because you lack any real sense of social identity; also, your mind must cope with the fact that it lacks social identity by feeling intellectually superior to those you despise - hence, you study psychology (pseudo-psychology, rather) to feel as if you are "more informed" than others

[timmy]

break it down oldschool

[Camoron]

you feel the need to identify yourself with "personality types" because you lack any real sense of social identity; also, your mind must cope with the fact that it lacks social identity by feeling intellectually superior to those you despise - hence, you study psychology (pseudo-psychology, rather) to feel as if you are "more informed" than others

so why do you study it

[NortyNippy]

I was mocking you

you didn't actually read my post; talking to you is like trying to break through a brick wall

still stuck in your ways of bullshit psychology

Jung never invented any personality tests. He proposed personality types (mostly in response to his colleagues Freud and Adler); but he was never as arrogant to think that all human beings could be categorized with 4 lettersthey came up with a system that included 16 different personality types.

You come up with a better system and THEN I'll be impressed by you ok?

because you're coming off as a try-hard furiously googling to educate himself to try and impress people with your "knowledge" that you've already displayed to me that you don't actually possess.

You will not impress me that way... I see straight through your kind.

[Plug Drugs]

This also explains your inability to learn any real practical psychology, because you are only using psychology as a means to an end (to fill in the gaps of your underdeveloped ego)

[NortyNippy]

so why do you study it
he never has until just now

[m0nde]

nippy, just face it, plug drugs is 100x the pseudo-intellectual you are
and he's owned you here with more and better quality faux pedantry

just give up

[Plug Drugs]

so why do you study it

ever since first using psychedelics, I have been fascinated with the mind and how cognition can be so drastically altered by psychoactive substances.
Also, how cognition is affected by psychoactives is relatively uncharted territory, so I also feel a certain sense of exploration when using drugs in this manner

[Plug Drugs]

And yes, there is also a feeling of intellectual superiority I gain from studying philosophy and psychology, but in my opinion this is well-earned

[NortyNippy]

nippy, just face it, plug drugs is 100x the pseudo-intellectual you are
and he's owned you here with more and better quality faux pedantry

just give up

I studied 2 years of psychology at university

I don't have to go running off to google to look up what the fuck someone is talking about.

He made two random references at the start.. simply saying that I needed to to read Jung and Freud... which in fact I have.

After I pointed out to him that this system was actually co-invented by Jung it took him two days to come back and spill some irrelevant dribble.

All this topic was about was asking people to tell me their myer-briggs personality type for some insight into what kind of people we are... you are acting like this is a system that I invented... it's just a system that I respect, the irony being that it's co-invented by Jung himself and plug drugs has displayed no actual knowledge of this system or that in fact it is based on Jung's work.

I think you don't know the difference between a pseudo-intellectual and general intelligence.

I feel sorry that you are actually impressed by pseudo-intelligence. You're just the type of tool someone like plugs drugs has a need to surround himself with.

[Plug Drugs]

he never has until just now


Denial (also called abnegation) is a defense mechanism postulated by Sigmund Freud, in which a person is faced with a fact that is too uncomfortable to accept and rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming evidence.[1] The subject may use:

- simple denial: deny the reality of the unpleasant fact altogether
- minimisation: admit the fact but deny its seriousness (a combination of denial and rationalization)
- projection: admit both the fact and seriousness but deny responsibility by blaming somebody or something else.

[m0nde]

i have to be honest, nipps; i didn't read a word of that past the first sentence

however, how does it feel to have someone like plug drugs best you, despite your perceived superiority?

[NortyNippy]

you probably should have read it

because I just made you look like a tool m0nde

[Plug Drugs]

I studied 2 of psychology at university

undergrad psychology classes :rofl:


I don't have to go running off to google to look up what the fuck someone is talking about.
i'll post pictures of the books I own by Jung and Freud, but in return you have to admit that you were flat out wrong and I won. No beating around the bush, you have to actually admit that you were wrong, I won, and then apologize


He made two random references at the start.. simply saying that I needed to to read Jung and Freud... which in fact I have.
Reading footnotes in your community college's mickey mouse psychology course doesn't qualify as reading Jung and Freud

After I pointed out to him that this system was actually co-invented by Jung it took him two days to come back and spill some irrelevant dribble.
It was never "co-invented" by Jung; playing the word game like that can get you in to a heap of trouble. It was "based" on Jung


All this topic was about was asking people to tell me their myer-briggs personality type for some insight into what kind of people we are... you are acting like this is a system that I invented... it's just a system that I respect, the irony being that it co-invented by Jung himself and plug drugs has displayed no actual knowledge of this system or that in fact it is based on Jung's work.
Yes I'm sure you really wanted to circle-jerk with everyone at a troll forum and have everyone share their myspace quiz results with each other, that was your real motive

[m0nde]

let's take a cosmo quiz and tie it tenuously to skinner and adler

[NortyNippy]

let's take a cosmo quiz and tie it tenuously to skinner and adlerlol

[NortyNippy]

plug drugs

I actually have two degrees

the second being a post graduate one

I quit psychology after two years because it was a quack

In practise I am far more interested in anti-psychology

now off you run to go look that up

make sure you come back with a relevant copy and paste ok?

[m0nde]

i have 3 degrees in upsidedown mathematics and sideways chemistry
and i like talking about it on gay nigger dick forums because it makes me look smart

[Plug Drugs]

she has a doctorate in bullshit

[Camoron]

:monocle:

[NortyNippy]

i have 3 degrees in upsidedown mathematics and sideways chemistry
and i like talking about it on gay nigger dick forums because it makes me look smartLOL

[xoxo]

INTJ reporting in.09-05-2012

[m0nde]

didn't read the first time either

[blumpkin blownuts]

itt lisa gets her ass handed to her
also see: every other thread

[roflbrothel]

entj

[xoxo]

itt lisa gets her ass handed to her
also see: every other threadI'm INTJ and you are sucking dick

[xoxo]

entjYAY!

are you a real female?

[blumpkin blownuts]

you're a falsely-indicated borderliner, you also have no dick you lost it in the war

[xoxo]

I'm smarterer than you

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'd like to think you're trolling but given the life you've had i'm inclined to believe you are truly demented
and it doesn't make me feel good to pick on people like you

[blumpkin blownuts]

so leave me alone

[xoxo]

I'm like heaps smarterer than you

[blumpkin blownuts]

leave me the fuck alone

[xoxo]

go sit in the dumberer than me corner

[blumpkin blownuts]

go sit on a sand fly nest

[xoxo]

go fuck a pineapple

[blumpkin blownuts]

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[juji]

entj

aintije

[xoxo]

aintijejuji

[Cag.]

everytime i take a myerbriggs quiz i get istp but i am skeptical about the whole myerbriggs thing being accurate

[m0nde]

Myers Briggs is pop-psy entertainment bullshit it's as stupid as astrology

[m0nde]

here's one of many articles in it, cags:
https://reason.com/2018/10/20/myers-briggs-is-bunk/

[Cag.]

good article. there has always been something about the myerbriggs stuff that always had an mlm feel to it

[Battery Bits]

My obsession with Myer-Briggs