so you get a call from that top job you've always wanted and you come in for an interview

[cberry]

and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

how do you convince me you're the one for the job

[rootbeer]

tell them ur white

[lnopia the great]

two wrestlemania tickets for you and a person of your choice

[BatteryGirl]

and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

how do you convince me you're the one for the job

Would you like me to suck you now or later?

[rootbeer]

rose west is my bitch

[ziraffe]

pin him down and finger his ass hole

[lnopia the great]

Would you like me to suck you now or later?

fat old and ugly


pin him down and finger his ass hole

fat old and ugly

[ziraffe]

just like ur mom u goat fucker

[Bliz]

i show them my rep points and explain how it would be even higher if it wasn't for SOME FAGGOT HATERS :raged:

[rootbeer]

i show them my rep points and explain how it would be even higher if it wasn't for SOME FAGGOT HATERS :raged:

u can buy rep bars by sending clay snickers idk if u new that

[Bliz]

my friend freshman year of college bought this giant thing of snickers bars with his leftover mealpoints when we were drunk one night, like a suitcase filled with them basically. if i had known, i would have stolen it and saved it for today.

[BatteryGirl]

rose west is my bitch

I love hearing that, studman.

[rootbeer]

my friend freshman year of college bought this giant thing of snickers bars with his leftover mealpoints when we were drunk one night, like a suitcase filled with them basically. if i had known, i would have stolen it and saved it for today.
yeah thats probably enough for smod

[Camoron]

two wrestlemania tickets for you and a person of your choice

are we talking skybox seats front row or what
cuz you can get seats in the nosebleeds for 40 dollars its cheaper than ordering the fucking PPV to go to the actual event (ive been to two wrestlemanias(cberry mad jelly)

[cberry]

Would you like me to suck you now or later?

is this your gimmick if so i think you will fit in just fine here

[NortyNippy]

i show them my rep points and explain how it would be even higher if it wasn't for SOME FAGGOT HATERS :raged:lol

[NortyNippy]

I don't think I even have a dream job

I'm going home to smoke pot on the sofa

[stalker virus]

cberry is apparently into roleplaying

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

you lazy wench. get off your arse and clean the fucking kitchen!

[BatteryGirl]

is this your gimmick if so i think you will fit in just fine here

So I get the job?

[stalker virus]

but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
http://i.imgur.com/tcY4l.jpg

[timmy]

ashley is into gold

[NortyNippy]

you lazy wench. get off your arse and clean the fucking kitchen!the kitchen is too small to clean

[Camoron]

but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
http://i.imgur.com/tcY4l.jpg

oh my god stalker virus is that really you lmao!!!

[cberry]

cberry is apparently into roleplaying

you know how frothy my loins get when i role play

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
http://i.imgur.com/tcY4l.jpg


Is that you? Oh I would bang you till the cows came home.

[Camoron]

Is that you? Oh I would bang you till the cows came home.

well she wouldnt post it if it wasnt her come on marco duh

[cberry]

So I get the job?

it was a trick question i would never hire a white

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

I hire kneegrows all the time. They're good people. I pay em in skittles and Shlitz
Malt liquor.

[sex with dead people]

but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
http://i.imgur.com/tcY4l.jpg

Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?

[stalker virus]

Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?

http://i.imgur.com/3EP9u.gif

[timmy]

i'd suck his dick

[sex with dead people]

I turned images off due to shitty gif reason.

[timmy]

would you blindfold me and do me sideways?

[stalker virus]

how about you turn off your computer due to your shitty posting ability reason

[timmy]

dont be mean to killgreys

[stalker virus]

registration should be turned off and all lizards banned

[timmy]

you can touch my lizard

[NortyNippy]

you can touch my lizardlol

[sex with dead people]

how about you turn off your computer due to your shitty posting ability reason

I'm posting from my phone. Your insults won't deter me from fondling your dead corpse.

[pilleater]

i rmbr when this forum got started and i thought it didn't have enough material to make jokes with.

so yes,

THREAD OFFICIALY CLOSED.

[jon]

hi

[jon]

hey what's up

[lnopia the great]

i dont cry when my dog runs away

[pilleater]

hey what's up

i logged out ago, busy with gf.

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

how do you convince me you're the one for the job

this happened to me a little while ago except it was a shit job that I now have and hate I just acted all friendly and eager to please and didn't include the jobs where I quit with potty language in my work history

[lnopia the great]

so you work for cberry

[ziraffe]

Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?

:sickburn:

[jon]

is this thread closed

[jon]

how are you

[Howard Dean]

I would probably bring some of my homemade chili. I can make a mean chili. It'll give ya farts just a word of warning. dont say i didnt tell ya

[rootbeer]

I hire kneegrows all the time. They're good people. I pay em in skittles and Shlitz
Malt liquor.
its a beautiful system

[Camoron]

is this thread closed

hate mongering admins want to close threads by a black people reason. this just aint acceptable yall

[sex with dead people]

It's obvious cherry was trolling when starting this thread.

A nigger trying to get a job.... :goodone:

[m0nde]

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)

[NortyNippy]

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)why do I get the feeling you've never had sex with anyone ever?

[m0nde]

@jon @clay make thread tagging work here god dammit, it will be fun.also fix allison smiley fuck m0nde's whining.please move the :lizard:s back to the :lizard:arium

[NortyNippy]

see what i mean. you're just so....

nf man, nf...oh don't be precious just say it....

he's stupid

[m0nde]

why haven't the :lizard:s been moved back to the :lizard:arium yet?

[NortyNippy]

m0nde, like (almost) everyone here has qualities that are overlooked until someone needs them. I dont just randomly attack people for being a little sarcastic at me when i'm the one who brought shit up. unless im drunk, then all bets are offoh stop it

the shit head is bumping the ramen threads and spamming about lizards in every other thread

I have watched him do this for a couple of days now and say that I've been more than loaded enough to spring off a couple of comments about what a stupid douche he is.

Otherwise he should come and try and pick on a big girl like me instead of stalking some chick because he saw her have sex.

No sympathy, sorry.

I doubt I'll ever need any of m0nde's "qualities".

[m0nde]

nortynippy, i have no interest in you or the other :lizard:s
i've known ramen for over 7 years as have the other people here

again, no one is interested in interacting with you or the other lizard people
my spamming about the lizards is being done tongue-in-cheek, but is missed by those like you

actually, you and the other lizards have been focussed on jack voonicker and other exploits of these senior citizens to the exclusion of the subtleties and other established jokes here at this forum

basically, you don't get what's going on here, hence you belong in the :lizard:arium

[NortyNippy]

up until his hd crashed m0nde had pics and links to everyone and everything. He was the guy to go to for that shit. I don't really know why anyone other than barry hates him. Plus, look at this place, its a ghost town. at least he's being proactive and giving people something else to bitch about.fair call

but I really don't need to use anyone for links and pics to everyone. I'll aquire what I aquire and have use for... besides he'd still probably jump at the chance to give me pics and links of someone even though I call him a stupid douche.

Hey, if it trolls it can be trolled. Don't protect him. I wont actually hurt him it's ok.

[NortyNippy]

you, like me, can make the cut above lizard person. I'm just giving you practical advice you dont want or care about because im bored.lol

ok but m0nde is still a douche

[NortyNippy]

Lisa isn't a brown noser like you. She doesn't give a shit about the 4chanish concept of "tier posters" (whatever that means) that the lozerz here are so obsessed with.correct

I care about cyber love stalking and kicking fuckwits who need it in the teeth

I don't even care if I get banned... I simply move on... who the fuck are any of you people anyway? ;P lol

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

Colby your IQ is right around 72. Just a notch above the majority of kneegroids.

I can't even stand to read your gibberish anymore.

[NortyNippy]

correct

I care about cyber love stalking and kicking fuckwits who need it in the teeth

I don't even care if I get banned... I simply move on... who the fuck are any of you people anyway? ;P loland do any of you put out?

THIS is what's important.

[Bliz]

Does anyone have any pictures of me saved or like my dick jerking off in animated format? I wouldn't want to those to surface while I'm campaigning for president.

[NortyNippy]

Does anyone have any pictures of me saved or like my dick jerking off in animated format? I wouldn't want to those to surface while I'm campaigning for president.lol

If there are any send them to me and I'll protect them for you

yes I just asked Bliz for pics of his dick

[rootbeer]

aber had sex with cberry (he's not white)

dw i think bestiality is legal in utah

[lnopia the great]

the first rule of rubynet is you dont talk abotu ruby net

[maks]

Lisa isn't a brown noser like you. She doesn't give a shit about the 4chanish concept of "tier posters" (whatever that means) that the lozerz here are so obsessed with.

You keep saying "You guys care so much about X!" where X is something we pretend to care about ironically, this is all the proof anyone needs that the :lizard:s don't get this place and never will

Or, to put it in a way you'll understand, every time you whine about how obsessed we are over join dates or rep you are "self-pwning" and being a "lulzcow" and maybe some kind of "sock" (argyle perhaps?)

[maks]

what the fuck is a sock anyway someone explain this weird 50-year-olds-who-think-they're-hip lingo to me please

[NortyNippy]

you all look stupid to a newbie

put THAT in your sock and wank it :P

[stalker virus]

senior citizen trolls trolling senior citizens is lol gold

[NortyNippy]

I have to say though their little lame ass catch phrases are done ad nauseam at RH... all they seem to do is copy each other... the whole 3 of them. OB has never come off like that to me.

I prefer originality

there is more originality here

seems a shame that Jibbles couldn't be rescued from those idiots but he's a big boy. He made his forum friends and can go lay/lie with them.

I have flaglerchat to obsess about now... I'll see how far that gets me hehe

[Camoron]

Cody has been trying to pretend to me when if these vain nerdz for so long that he begins to think and communicate like them.

:huh:

[maks]

OB has never come off like that to me.


I don't know where you got that impression, ob uses :lizard: lingo in pretty much every post, in fact I'd go so far as to call him the quintessential :lizard: poster

[stalker virus]

please do not obsess about flagerchat here i dont know who that is and i don't want to either

[Camoron]

i type like a fuckin idiot and I coudltn even undertsand that

[stalker virus]

i got that run on sentence swag

[NortyNippy]

i type like a fuckin idiot and I coudltn even undertsand thatlol

[NortyNippy]

I don't know where you got that impression, ob uses :lizard: lingo in pretty much every post, in fact I'd go so far as to call him the quintessential :lizard: posterwell it seems you know more about :lizard: than anyone

is that a win for you?

[Camoron]

did elezark hack OB's account

[Camoron]

well it seems you know more about :lizard: than anyone

is that a win for you?

no. It's a win for fjs

[maks]

well it seems you know more about :lizard: than anyone

is that a win for you?

It's my job to know, I'm a bit of a posting expert

[NortyNippy]

no. It's a win for fjs
what is "fjs"?

[NortyNippy]

posting expert

what is "fjs"?

[Camoron]

fjs is a forum that wins a lot

[NortyNippy]

fjs is a forum that wins a lot
oh

lol

ok

:S

[lnopia the great]

oh

lol

ok

:S

fjs wins again

[sex with dead people]

what is "fjs"?

Q: What isn't fjs?

A: Funny

[m0nde]

Cody has been trying to pretend to me when if these vain nerdz for so long that he begins to think and communicate like them. So far, he is been invited into the rep pumping circle and might even make moderator and then will do to this site what he did to RH.

We both know quite well for years how Cody rolls. We know he has never posted like an RC nerd before he got banned from RH and that this is just his latest self re-invention.he's not talking about cody, you dumb cunt
he's talking about cberry