ok i finally got my m0nde scale program working

[timmy]

<?php

print "\n\nHow fat is m0nde on a scale of 1-10?";
$input = trim(fgets(STDIN));

//***input***

if($input <= 3)
{
$m0nde = leanonoppositeday;
}
else
{
if($input <=5)
{
$m0nde = fatbadcirculation;
}
else
{
if($input <=8)
{
$m0nde = obeselacksdiscipline;
}
else
{
if($net >9)
{
$m0nde = fatfuckheartattack;
}
}
}
}

//***output***

print "\n\nm0nde is $m0nde..";
print "\n\n";


?>

its pretty accurate

[elezzzark]

Finally you learn PHP

[timmy]

whats going on why is this fourm being spammed?
not that im saying its not a terrible shit forum that desrves otherwise

[elezzzark]

I just typed 9 and nothing happens

[timmy]

Finally you learn PHP

how do i make a GUI for php programs?

[elezzzark]

how do i make a GUI for php programs?

It's too complicated for you

[timmy]

what about using flash in html?

[elezzzark]

Flash will be discontinued soon!

[timmy]

drunkpuppies will be unemployed then

[m0nde]

drunkpuppies will be unemployed then

[elezzzark]

Did you fall in love with Laina Walker?

[elezzzark]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H1Qiqf4LfI0/UCBqi7WOheI/AAAAAAAABRg/6K9NaymwYkE/s1600/OAG358.jpg

[timmy]

laina walker is scary as fuck

[m0nde]

overly attached retard

[elezzzark]

I pray to god about m0nde will get heart attack soon

[elezzzark]

or anal cancer

[timmy]

:rofl:

[m0nde]

elezzzark really is raged out because someone keeps calling him a retard
he doesn't realize that no one else who he believes hates me, boobz, etc actually thinks about any of this outside the forum
he's the only one who's psychotic enough and enough of a spaz, shut-in retard to take any of this seriously

i really love elezzzark because it's so easy to keep him going

[timmy]

thanks monde for posting in this thread i missed this post

I just typed 9 and nothing happens
if($net >=9)
{
$m0nde = fatfuckheartattack;
the bolded large equal sign is what i was missing i didnt even notice it thanks elz now i wont be embarased by a bad reason when i make millions off this progrma

[maks]

barry lets collaborate on a browser-based multiplatform threadlong

[m0nde]

barry lets collaborate on a browser-based multiplatform threadlonghe just created something to parse a variable and couldn't even get the logic right the first time
i think what you're asking is a little bit beyond him

[maks]

he just created something to parse a variable and couldn't even get the logic right the first time
i think what you're asking is a little bit beyond him

You don't think he's learned for loops yet?

[m0nde]

give him a few more weeks
i think he's one of those guys who has to try and fail a few hundred times before he gets it right

[maks]

you have a point, he has been working on this program for like 2 weeks

[jon]

i cannot believe i even read that code snippet

[maks]

i cannot believe i even read that code snippet

gotta start somewhere... What's with the 3 embedded 'if/else' loops though does php not have 'case'?

[jon]

of course it does but barry doesn't know how to use it

also that wouldn't be the best way to do it anyway

[maks]

I don't know what kind of wacky class he's taking then, I've been through a few introductory programming classes and they always cover all the loops at the same time.

[jon]

identical logic expressed in the shortest possible number of instructions

function m0nde($input)
{
if ($input < 4) return leanonoppositeday;
if ($input < 6) return fatbadcirculation;
if ($input < 9) return obeselacksdiscipline;
if ($input > 9) return fatfuckheartattack;
return null;
}
$val = m0nde(trim(fgets(STDIN)));

not sure why barry didn't think 9 was a notable input

oh wait yes i am

[m0nde]

pretty sure he's giong to look at that code jon posted and not understand how it's the same as what he posted

[maks]

he just learned loops he probably hasn't gotten to functions yet

[maks]

also his mind is going to be blown when he learns you're allowed to put spaces in a string

[lnopia the great]

the biggest question is why elz and barry are posting on this forum when they vowed to never come back

[rootbeer]

broken promises...

[lnopia the great]

someone give me a pic of elzarrk so i can photoshop them on some dumb and dumber pics

[lnopia the great]

i am pretty sure they are literally the two dumbest people ive ever met on the internet

[maks]

ob's way dumber

[cberry]

i took basic logic and program design last semester

[cberry]

dont remember a thing from it i cheated through the entire thing

[jon]

barry level accomplishment

[elezzark]

ur code sucks why if monde => 5 do u even know how to code wtf roflz

[m0nde]

lulz

[jon]

also his mind is going to be blown when he learns you're allowed to put spaces in a string

or when he learns what a string actually is

since in this case he's relying on zeev's decision to be polite to retards who use undefined symbols and evaluate the expression to the name of the symbol rather than shit a brick and throw a fatal error like it should

[elezzzark]

i am pretty sure they are literally the two dumbest people ive ever met on the internet

OB and Barry?

[elezzzark]

also his mind is going to be blown when he learns you're allowed to put spaces in a string

I'm sure he doesn't even blow his mind about string, which is a set of characters are used for variables, only it returns the typed text.

[elezzzark]

ur code sucks why if monde => 5 do u even know how to code wtf roflz

I don't care about the codes, but you are talking like a faggot

[jon]

a string is not a set, elz

[elezzzark]

I meant string is like "jon is trolling me fucking f@gg0t"

[elezzzark]

If i say boolean represents true and false, then you reply boolean DOESN´T REPRESENT TRUE AND FALSE

[maks]

or when he learns what a string actually is

since in this case he's relying on zeev's decision to be polite to retards who use undefined symbols and evaluate the expression to the name of the symbol rather than shit a brick and throw a fatal error like it should

on error resume next

[elezzzark]

If Barry fails to understand what is string, it will blow our mind

[rootbeer]

lol wow

[maks]

If Barry fails to understand what is string, it will blow our mind

barry failing to understand something will never blow my mind

[syncan aka ken post jr]

all u motherfuckers iz booleans

[maks]

true

[jon]

If i say boolean represents true and false, then you reply boolean DOESN´T REPRESENT TRUE AND FALSE

no you're just unable to command the english language

a string is a sequence, not a set

[elezzzark]

no you're just unable to command the english language

a string is a sequence, not a set

Here goes again


Why is jon so goddman stupid and motherfucker?

[rootbeer]

does the set of all sets contain itself, by a bad reason?

[elezzzark]

Jon never told sequence of characters, he just told sequence and nothing else because he´s stupid

[syncan aka ken post jr]

vectors are typed arrays ok i know what i am doing

[elezzzark]

vectors are typed arrays ok i know what i am doing

yes, you're correct


Lock this thread now

[boobz]

elezzzark really is raged out because someone keeps calling him a retard
he doesn't realize that no one else who he believes hates me, boobz, etc actually thinks about any of this outside the forum
he's the only one who's psychotic enough and enough of a spaz, shut-in retard to take any of this seriously

i really love elezzzark because it's so easy to keep him going

bro i dont hate you lol

[timmy]

identical logic expressed in the shortest possible number of instructions

function m0nde($input)
{
if ($input < 4) return leanonoppositeday;
if ($input < 6) return fatbadcirculation;
if ($input < 9) return obeselacksdiscipline;
if ($input > 9) return fatfuckheartattack;
return null;
}
$val = m0nde(trim(fgets(STDIN)));

not sure why barry didn't think 9 was a notable input

oh wait yes i am

ive taken two classes in php, cut it out!

[timmy]

im doing basics of php for 6 weeks then moving on to flash, and soon mysql, the class that i do this in is the shortest class in my course its kind of fun but i dont want to be a programmer im not going to go do computer scfience for that shit

[timmy]

wow this thread really took a turn for the worse i really regret making this thread

[timmy]

im going to steal jons array or w/e the fuck that is and pretend i made it up to my teacher and get extra credit

[maks]

it's a function, barry. if you don't even know what it's called your teacher is going to know you stole it.

[jon]

i don't find it hard to believe that i cannot explain why a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square to the deaf mexican resident forum retard

[jon]

barry's going to fail by trying to get ahead

sort of like becoming the outcast by trying to fit in

i sense a meme here

[maks]

I've noticed a similar trend with other tryhards

[timmy]

the test in 5 weeks is going to be on fundamentals if i fail it i am literally retarded, after that test we wont do much on php, it will only be in the final test in 12 weeks from now which will involve php, mysql, html, and flash.
the class is just about grasping fundamentals in these 4 areas.

[timmy]

I've noticed a similar trend with other tryhards

kind of like the time when you got elz to give a fake address/name of yourself to flaglerchat and then OB posting it... good times...

[maks]

all you need to know about mysql is that "drop tablename;" moves the table closer to the beginning of the file and makes the whole thing faster. it's totally safe to do on production databases.

[maks]

kind of like the time when you got elz to give a fake address/name of yourself to flaglerchat and then OB posting it... good times...

yeah I've done that like 8 times and they still fall for it

[timmy]

all you need to know about mysql is that "drop tablename;" moves the table closer to the beginning of the file and makes the whole thing faster. it's totally safe to do on production databases.

im totally going to take your advice and delete tables

[maks]

it doesn't deleted them it moves them down that's why they call it 'drop' instead of 'delete'

[timmy]

:yeaok:

[maks]

also add this to your php project you'll get extra credit


while(1)
pcntl_fork();

[timmy]

oh yea you just reminded me i got a problem i cant figure out

<?PHP
//initial values
$student_count = 0;
$f_count = 0;
$m_count = 0;

//***************INPUT*********************
print "\nPlease enter your name: ";
$f_name = trim(fgets(STDIN));
while($f_name !="STOP")
{
//get all required data
$student_count++;
$f_count++;
$m_count++;

print "\nPlease enter your gender(m or f): ";
$gender = trim(fgets(STDIN));
print "\nPlease enter your age: ";
$age = trim(fgets(STDIN));

if($gender == f)
{
$gender = $f_count;
}
else
{
$gender = $m_count;
}

print "\nPlease enter your name: ";
$f_name = trim(fgets(STDIN));

}


print "The number of students $student_count";
print "\nThe number of male students $m_count";
print "\nThe number of female students $f_count";



?>


i need to figure out how to make male and female counts go up respectively, does anyone have a solution with using the same syntax?

[maks]

$f_count++;
$m_count++;

The ++ increases each of those variables by 1, just put another of these in the proper place like the if statements you like so much

[timmy]

added strtoupper and now it works awesome

{
//get all required data
$student_count++;


print "\nPlease enter your gender(m or f): ";
$gender = trim(strtoupper(fgets(STDIN)));
print "\nPlease enter your age: ";
$age = trim(fgets(STDIN));

if($gender == F)
{
$gender = $f_count++;
}
else
{
$gender = $m_count++;
}

[lnopia the great]

aaaa real mother fuckin g's

[timmy]

inopia the terrible

[maks]

$gender = $f_count++; doesn't make sense, there's no reason to change $gender. just $f_count++; by itself is enough.

[boobz]

i prefer ladies than code

[jon]

first of all you need to get some discipline so that your learn how to think like the code should look when it is finished

that probably doesn't make any sense but the best description of what i'm talking about either does not exist or i've never heard it written down and i don't care enough to do the necessary phd work in exploring it

nonetheless a program, conceptually, consists of three parts: input, processing, and output

"what are the things i need to run and how do i clean them up, and/or how do i accept/reject them"

"assuming the ideal inputs, what needs to be done"

"assuming the idea processing results, how does the observer expect to see the output, and what will make sense to them"

[jon]

if i rewrite your code without telling you this you gain nothing

but now that i have, if i rewrite your code, there's a chance you will learn by example

and since your aren't allowed to use functions yet and this is only the first few times (and your IQ quite possibly is too low anyway) i'm going to delineate each of these concepts with inline comments


<?php
$student_count = 0;
$f_count = 0;
$m_count = 0;

for (;;)
{
// [1] input
$f_name = null;
$gender = null;
$age = null;

print "Please enter your name (type STOP to quit): ";
$f_name = trim(fgets(STDIN));
print "\n"
if ($f_name == 'STOP') break;
if ($f_name === false) break; // php-specific timeout
if (empty($f_name)) continue; // don't allow empty names

print "Please enter your gender [M/F]: ";
$gender = strtolower(trim(fgets(STDIN)));
if ($gender === false) break; // php-specific timeout
print "\n"

print "Please enter your age: ";
$age = (int)trim(fgets(STDIN)); // TODO: use age
if ($age === false) break; // php-specific timeout
print "\n\n"

// [2] processing
// ignore unrecognized genders
if ($gender == 'f') $f_count++;
if ($gender == 'm') $m_count++;
$student_count++;
// TODO: name? age?
}

// [3] output
print "The number of students is: $student_count\n";
print "The number of male students: $m_count\n";
print "The number of female students: $f_count\n";

[lnopia the great]

do you get off on degrading people on what they dont even know yet

[lnopia the great]

do you even know how carrier phase differential gps easily enables sub centimeter accuracy you peice of shit fag fuck mother fucker

[jon]

lol yes i do know how that works

do you know the difference between being honest with yourself and taking something as an insult because it doesn't agree with your feelings

[lnopia the great]

Why would you ever need to know that

[m0nde]

i don't find it hard to believe that i cannot explain why a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square to the deaf mexican resident forum retardi'm not the only one who believes elezzark is a retard then

[timmy]

Thank you jon for thoroughly insulting me and helping me at the same time.

[Camoron]

ive taken two classes in php, cut it out!

2? really? i was thinking it was like ur first week

or do you mean 2 classes as in 2 class periods not like 2 complete courses? i hope so.

[timmy]

2? really? i was thinking it was like ur first week

or do you mean 2 classes as in 2 class periods not like 2 complete courses? i hope so.

yes i literally hav ehad 2 days camoronar cut it out

[timmy]

casual gmer

[m0nde]

4:50 AM - Ɓarry: i knw you pushed him to the point of no return

[rootbeer]

Thank you jon for thoroughly insulting me and helping me at the same time.

i wish jon was my dad

[m0nde]

overly attached retardoverly attached retard

is trolled by girl on the internet
creates web site to make himself look like a spaz