I have to go volunteer for the charity I volunteer for for 4 hours now

[Battery Bits]

I’ll be back later

Might pop in during break, we’ll see

[chuckles]

donny/schizophrenia/peter quinn/abortion/babysitter

[Pirate Steve]

I volunteer for 40 hours a week
They pay me though so it's not as grand or as noble as being an absolute parasite

[maxgoldberg]

the charity she shows up drunk to lol

[Battery Bits]

*YAWN*

I don’t show up drunk.

If I’m drunk I take the day off lol

[maxgoldberg]

hey guys i work at a charity im a saint, lol just don't tell anyone i show up completely hammered after a night of 15 beers, since i love to binge drink alone in my shanky shack with the cat.

[Battery Bits]

*YAWN*

[Pirate Steve]

*ALCOHOLIC*

[maxgoldberg]

when you only volunteer for 4 hours out of your day and still show up completely shitfaced. this has happened more than once too. you cant even do charity work right.

[Pirate Steve]

when you only volunteer for 4 hours out of your day and still show up completely shitfaced. this has happened more than once too. you cant even do charity work right.

You'd have to get me pretty drunk to be willing to stand around in a thrift store and sell soccer moms secondhand shorts

[maxgoldberg]

that must be the place she's getting all those weird circus clothes from.

[maxgoldberg]

i bet she goes nuts rifling thru the mildewed bins of ratty clothes

[Pirate Steve]

She started nuts

[Pirate Steve]

A new shipment arrives, and the wild eyed woman flings her corpulent self into the bin, a flurry of fabric and manic giggles
it wantses the pants precious