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internutt
06-02-2021, 12:09 AM
i have known a lot of aussies, i have the accent down pat. the lingo m8.

do you think im the most aussie poster here?

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 12:10 AM
Absolutely

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 12:11 AM
I know you had sex with Dingo Dan

I guess that counts for something

internutt
06-02-2021, 12:13 AM
Absolutely

thanks. i hope to visit austraila some day.

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 12:14 AM
thanks. i hope to visit austraila some day.

I might have some business there at some point depends on if our kiwi lab can get their shit together

internutt
06-02-2021, 12:15 AM
i hope i get a lot of votes.

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 12:16 AM
i hope i get a lot of votes.

There you go mate

Just voted

Cheers and throw a wallaby on the barbie

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 12:17 AM
I swear the Australian lab isn't worth a damn it's like they're drunk or something

internutt
06-02-2021, 12:18 AM
There you go mate

Just voted

Cheers and throw a wallaby on the barbie

??? Do you have a problem?

If youre jealus I feel sorry for you.

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Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 12:18 AM
Says the pencil pusher

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 12:20 AM
??? Do you have a problem?

If youre jealus I feel sorry for you.

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Lol I don’t care if you want to larp as an Aussie today

I voted yes for you

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 12:21 AM
Says the pencil pusher

I push progress
You push used footwear

internutt
06-02-2021, 12:23 AM
Steve have you ever been on welfare before?

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 12:24 AM
I push progress
You push used footwear

No YOU don’t

You do admin for people who are actually smart enough to do it, you yourself are not

I volunteer for a charity

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 12:30 AM
Steve have you ever been on welfare before?

Not to my knowledge no

internutt
06-02-2021, 12:30 AM
Not to my knowledge no

its pretty un-australian to be on welfare i think.

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 12:31 AM
its pretty un-australian to be on welfare i think.

There's a whole lifestyle surrounding it, I think they call them bogans

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 12:32 AM
He’s never done charity either

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 12:36 AM
He’s never done charity either

Wrong again welfaresausage

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 12:37 AM
Wrong again welfaresausage

Yeah bullshit you selfish pig man

m0nde
06-02-2021, 05:19 AM
No YOU don’t

You do admin for people who are actually smart enough to do it, you yourself are not

I volunteer for a charityLisa, he does actual lab work, not office work. idk where you got the idea he is an office admin

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 05:21 AM
Lisa, he does actual lab work, not office work. idk where you got the idea he is an office admin

She's not particularly intelligent

m0nde
06-02-2021, 05:36 AM
internutt, the most Aussie poster is iwascurel, you could be a close second, sorry

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 06:07 AM
IWC isn't here though

m0nde
06-02-2021, 06:15 AM
true

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 07:36 AM
Lisa, he does actual lab work, not office work. idk where you got the idea he is an office admin

I got the idea because he’s dumb as dog shit

He actually tried to tell me he ended the pandemic 🙄

I doubt this lump of lard has a degree in anything

Where do you get the idea he does lab work? He told you that? He’s not particularly honest

I’m going to go with the “lab work” he does is cleaning the beakers, or better yet an actual swab for a Petri dish

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 08:28 AM
I got the idea because he’s dumb as dog shit

He actually tried to tell me he ended the pandemic ��

I doubt this lump of lard has a degree in anything

Where do you get the idea he does lab work? He told you that? He’s not particularly honest

I’m going to go with the “lab work” he does is cleaning the beakers, or better yet an actual swab for a Petri dish

More lies

maks
06-02-2021, 08:30 AM
Why would you even listen to a woman who blew a 12 year old

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 08:31 AM
More lies

Slow bus

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 08:31 AM
Because it pisses her off, why else? She isn't capable of intelligent conversation...

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 08:33 AM
Because it pisses her off, why else? She isn't capable of intelligent conversation...
Says the dullard

Pirate Steve
06-02-2021, 08:33 AM
The saga continues

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 08:35 AM
*YAWN*

maks
06-02-2021, 08:36 AM
she's tired from all those 12 year olds she's been blowing

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 08:38 AM
Bev is right

Maks is a pedophile

maks
06-02-2021, 08:41 AM
I'm not a peedofoil

YOU'RE the peedofoil

You're the one who blew a kid though

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 08:43 AM
You're the one who blew a kid though

I didn’t

But I think you’re jerking off imagining I did though

maks
06-02-2021, 08:47 AM
I'm not a peedofoil

YOU'RE the peedofoil

then why haven't I blown any 12 year olds

Battery Bits
06-02-2021, 08:47 AM
I think you’re jerking off imagining I did

maks
06-02-2021, 08:55 AM
Lisa blew a 12 year old, and that makes me a pedophile