who would win in a fight? pirate steve or lisa?

[internutt]

poll.

[Pirate Steve]

At present I can't use my right to lift more than 30 lbs so it would be about even

[internutt]

At present I can't use my right to lift more than 30 lbs so it would be about even

lisa is 5'1 and doesnt exercise. youre 6'0, 6'1 and much heavier and obviously a man. i doubt she could do anything to hurt you.

[maxgoldberg]

would you really hit a hysterical shizophrenic woman who probably cant reach anything off the top shelf

[maxgoldberg]

the fight wont be fair unless steve is handycapped somehow. handcuff his hands behind his back maybe. he'd have to kick lisa to death

[Pirate Steve]

Probably not but if my life were threatened I'd level anyone regardless of gender

[Pirate Steve]

the fight wont be fair unless steve is handycapped somehow. handcuff his hands behind his back maybe. he'd have to kick lisa to death

I do have one arm which is still healing from surgery, pretty sure throwing a punch with it would hurt me pretty badly

[internutt]

would you really hit a hysterical shizophrenic woman who probably cant reach anything off the top shelf

look again, this is not an actual thing that will occur (probably), it is a theoretical exercise under optimal circumstances. they are compelled to fight for some reason. lets say aliens capture them and put them in a big glass jar that only has enough air for 20 minutes and they can escape if they kill the other person.

[Pirate Steve]

If fully healed I would make short work of it, but at present I would literally be fighting with one arm behind my back

[Battery Bits]

Probably not but if my life were threatened I'd level anyone regardless of gender

I’d stab you in the neck

[maxgoldberg]

that would be a brutal fight and it would be sad to see lisa get beaten to death by a cripple

[Battery Bits]

I’d stomp on his fat head

I’d break his nose first then just keep kicking his head in

I’m tough like that

I threw rootbeer through a shower door

[Pirate Steve]

It's easy to shove someone whose mind is entirely focused on sex

[Battery Bits]

It's easy to shove someone whose mind is entirely focused on sex

It’s even easier to break a nose bushpig man

[Pirate Steve]

You'll note I haven't spent a second of this bragging about what I can do

[Battery Bits]

You obviously haven’t read your own posts

Bushpig man

[Pirate Steve]

Those who have actually done shit don't prattle on about it on the internet

[Battery Bits]

Those who have actually done shit don't prattle on about it on the internet

Yes they do

They actually have something relevant to talk about

[Pirate Steve]

Then why are you still talking?

[Battery Bits]

Because at least one of us needs to make actual sense

[Pirate Steve]

You're as dull as a bowling ball

[WEEDO]

LISA IS NOT A SCRAPPER, INSTEAD SHE GETS YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER THEN SHE GETS AFTER KIDDIE COCK BEHIND YOU BACK

[Battery Bits]

LISA IS NOT A SCRAPPER, INSTEAD SHE GETS YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER THEN SHE GETS AFTER KIDDIE COCK BEHIND YOU BACK

Fuck off

[Pirate Steve]

Needing more than one cock makes sense in the context of her allegedly being a pedophile

[WEEDO]

MAKES SENSE YOUD BE A TEACHER IF YOU AFTER SHORTIE COCK

[Battery Bits]

Fantasize about people fucking kids often?

Because I find it repugnant

[Pirate Steve]

Especially the special Ed aspect of it
Easier to get away with it if the victim can't speak

[maxgoldberg]

LISA IS NOT A SCRAPPER, INSTEAD SHE GETS YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER THEN SHE GETS AFTER KIDDIE COCK BEHIND YOU BACK

this person posts a lot like bev, but im told you aren't actually bev lmao

[maxgoldberg]

instead of saying "cock" say "cork" to emulate the trashy boston accent.

[Battery Bits]

Especially the special Ed aspect of it
Easier to get away with it if the victim can't speak

You’re fucked in the head

I was a regular teacher you half wit

[Pirate Steve]

You specialized in autism

[Battery Bits]

You specialized in autism
Yes I did
Every teacher has to do an area of specialization

That just means I studied autism in education in some depth

I was a regular teacher who taught all ages and areas

[Pirate Steve]

Including sexual education
Allegedly

[Battery Bits]

I like autists

I like the genius ones

[Pirate Steve]

I bet you do

[WEEDO]

YO THAT AINT WHAT REGULAR TEACHER DO THO

[Battery Bits]

Including sexual education
Allegedly

Yes I actually did teach sex Ed

It was to an all boy class of about 14-15 year olds

You wouldn’t have lasted 5 mins in that room

[Battery Bits]

YO THAT AINT WHAT REGULAR TEACHER DO THO

Yes it is

[Pirate Steve]

Yes I actually did teach sex Ed

It was to an all boy class of about 14-15 year olds

You wouldn’t have lasted 5 mins in that room

I'd probably have ran out of the room the instant your panties came off

[Battery Bits]

I'd probably have ran out of the room the instant your panties came off

Uh yeah

My pants didn’t come off

I did have to fend off a barrage of inappropriate comments though

[WEEDO]

Yes it is

I DUNNO BOUT AUSTRALIA BUT I HAD A LOT OF TEACHER DIDNT ONE OF THEM PUT MY COCK IN HER MOUTH

[maxgoldberg]

I wonder if she showed up drunk to class when she was teaching lmao

[Battery Bits]

I DUNNO BOUT AUSTRALIA BUT I HAD A LOT OF TEACHER DIDNT ONE OF THEM PUT MY COCK IN HER MOUTH

I did not fuck or suck off any students you sick retard

[Battery Bits]

I wonder if she showed up drunk to class when she was teaching lmao

Nope

[Pirate Steve]

That must be a new development

[maxgoldberg]

like i dont know how i can be expected to take anything seriously when she believes her relationship with donny and their engagment was real rather than delusional pipe dreams that would never have any chance of working out had he survived.

[Pirate Steve]

Good point

[maxgoldberg]

like she leaves a lot of shit out when she is talking about herself. she says she works at a charity, leaves out the part she goes into work hammered off her ass. so why should anyone believe anything else she says.

[Pirate Steve]

Or how she's got two degrees but they're both in lesbian dance theory

[chuckles]

Yes I actually did teach sex Ed

It was to an all boy class of about 14-15 year olds

You wouldn’t have lasted 5 mins in that room

You fuck them so hard that steve would cum in 5 minutes? That is really fucked up.






Guys, do the cops know about this bitch?

[Battery Bits]

like she leaves a lot of shit out when she is talking about herself. she says she works at a charity, leaves out the part she goes into work hammered off her ass. so why should anyone believe anything else she says.

*YAWN*

I don’t go to work hammered scraggly ass moronic bitch

[Battery Bits]

You fuck them so hard that steve would cum in 5 minutes? That is really fucked up.






Guys, do the cops know about this bitch?

You’re so fucking dumb

[chuckles]

You’re so fucking dumb

NO YOU'R SO FUCKING DUUUUUUMB.

[Battery Bits]

NO YOU'R SO FUCKING DUUUUUUMB.
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[m0nde]

I’d stomp on his fat head

I’d break his nose first then just keep kicking his head in

I’m tough like that

I threw rootbeer through a shower doorwould you win if you had no weapons to use and no glass doors to throw people through?

[Battery Bits]

would you win if you had no weapons to use and no glass doors to throw people through?
Lol

I’d break his nose first, then his weak arm.

I’ve fought grown men before

I bet he can’t even throw a decent punch whereas I would

[m0nde]

he currently has a broken arm, so you'd have to wait for that to heal. I think, after that, if no weapons were involved, he could hurt you bad

[Bev.]

STEVE IS A LOT BETTER MAN THEN YOU MONDE

[maxgoldberg]

last time i checked, monde didn't kill any of his grandsons with his stash of oxy pills

[Battery Bits]

he currently has a broken arm, so you'd have to wait for that to heal. I think, after that, if no weapons were involved, he could hurt you bad

I don’t care

If he tried I’d actually try to kill him in defense

[Battery Bits]

STEVE IS A LOT BETTER MAN THEN YOU MONDE

No, he’s not.

[maxgoldberg]

and when monde gives someone money, he doesn't hang it over their heads like they owe him anything. lmao

[Pirate Steve]

I've never given anyone money

[Pirate Steve]

I don’t care

If he tried I’d actually try to kill him in defense

I don't start fights
I end them

[maxgoldberg]

monde might be an asshole but he does have a caring heart lmao

[maxgoldberg]

he would have done what he could to help your grandson when you failed him, bev.

[Bev.]

ya his heart is up his ass

[m0nde]

he would have done what he could to help your grandson when you failed him, bev.

yeah, if Donnie had reached out to me, I'd have helped him to escape Bev's clutches. I feel so bad for what bev did to him and for what she's doing to his poor brother

[Bev.]

HE WOULD NEVER REACHED OUT TO YOU CAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE WANTED TO FUCK HIM LIKE YOU DO DAVID DONNY NEVER LIKED YOU ASSHOLE

[ewokmyweewok]

post invites to the discords please ton of ppl keep msging me asking for links

[Battery Bits]

I was trying to get Donny away from his situation but I didn’t have the resources and I failed :(

[Battery Bits]

HE WOULD NEVER REACHED OUT TO YOU CAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE WANTED TO FUCK HIM LIKE YOU DO DAVID DONNY NEVER LIKED YOU ASSHOLE

Donny never hated anyone

It was one of the reasons I loved him

Someone could hit Donny and he still wouldn’t hate them

[Pirate Steve]

Pretty sure he hated himself

[Battery Bits]

Pretty sure he hated himself

YOU didn’t know him at ALL you total fucking dickhead.

[Pirate Steve]

People who love themselves don't cuddle up to the needle

[Battery Bits]

People who love themselves don't cuddle up to the needle

Wtf do you know half-wit

[Pirate Steve]

More than you seem to

[Battery Bits]

More than you seem to

No you really don’t

You’re not only ignorant but stupid as fuck

[maxgoldberg]

Watching bubble sleep... touching my pecker and balls... playing Rollers of the Realm; fucking shit up.

Sipping my vanilla Muscle Monster, probably gonna take a walk to the store before she wakes up and get myself caffeinated.

Jammed on Sobo's.

[Battery Bits]

My bubble :’(