who would win in a fight? cag or lisa?

[internutt]

poll.

[maxgoldberg]

i dont get into street brawls, what i do is just call the cops and press charges. lmao

[internutt]

i dont get into street brawls, what i do is just call the cops and press charges. lmao

this can be totally theoretical, im not implying that. but if it was a post-apocalyptic, life or death scenario or something. just asking. who would win, cag or lisa?

[Pirate Steve]

Lisa is damn near feral and clinically insane pretty sure she'd hold nothing back

[maxgoldberg]

but, i literally lifted a giant bag of grass that was the same weight and volume as lisa and was able to heave it over the fence with ease. My reaction times are probably faster, I'm definetly stronger phsyically, and i do a lot of cardio. I would probably kill her in a fight.

[maxgoldberg]

i would go to prison for mayhem and manslaughter. lmao

[internutt]

cag is very physically fit and well-trained. shes also taller than lisa. lisa is a very short person.

[Battery Bits]

I’d kick her teeth in

[maxgoldberg]

well i just have to keep a distance until she gets tired/winded then go in for kill. it wouldn't even be a fair fight. it would be aboslluteyl horrible lol.

[Battery Bits]

I grew up in the circus

[Pirate Steve]

well i just have to keep a distance until she gets tired/winded then go in for kill. it wouldn't even be a fair fight. it would be aboslluteyl horrible lol.

Good point, you've got the reach and endurance advantage

[maxgoldberg]

and it probably wouldn't take long for her to get winded. she wlaks half an hour everyday? well i walk 4 miles everyday on top of all the other shit i do lmao. not only am i in pretty good shape im also armed and lets just say she has a large hitbox. it would be hard to miss.

[Battery Bits]

Dickheads

[maxgoldberg]

i probably wouldn't have to fight at aall it would be over in one second. i would always give her the opportunity to walk away in peace ^_^

[Battery Bits]

I doubt you’ve even been in an actual fight

I can actually fight, I used to do kick boxing

[Pirate Steve]

I seriously doubt your feet could be lifted above your knees at this point

[Battery Bits]

I seriously doubt your feet could be lifted above your knees at this point

Bullshit

I can lift my leg above my head

[internutt]

Bullshit

I can lift my leg above my head

Wow, thats incredible

[maxgoldberg]

i dont even hate or want to fight lisa but she hates me for some reason lol. she also has to keep in mind her age and how sickly shes been getting, not to mention, i really dont wanna beat up a depressed drunk person lmao.

[maxgoldberg]

pulling a leg over her head is supposed to impressive? what? how many pushups can she do? how many pullups? what about sideplanks or deadlifts? come on lol "i can pull deh leg over my head derp"

[internutt]

i dont even hate or want to fight lisa but she hates me for some reason lol. she also has to keep in mind her age and how sickly shes been getting, not to mention, i really dont wanna beat up a depressed drunk person lmao.

I really hope she starts taking better care of herself like how you do.

What you've done is really admirable cag.

[Pirate Steve]

She can pull but can she kick

[Pirate Steve]

Kickboxing would require kicking I would think

[Battery Bits]

Wow, thats incredible

I’m still quite flexible and strong from the circus

Yoga man was impressed with my flexibility

[maxgoldberg]

kickboxing is a form of cardio. she would suddenly feel faint and "spew" all over the place if she tried any kicking. then she'd gasp for air like a dying fish. this happens everytime i go to a fitness class for group cardio. the fat one always gets sick and almost passes out lol

[Battery Bits]

kickboxing is a form of cardio. she would suddenly feel faint and "spew" all over the place if she tried any kicking. then she'd gasp for air like a dying fish. this happens everytime i go to a fitness class for group cardio. the fat one always gets sick and almost passes out lol

Nah, I’d hold you down and spew in your face

[maxgoldberg]

I would buy a bunch of desserts and strategically place them in her field of view. she would not be able to resist the temptation of sugary sweets, and i could take her out with a tactical percision strike to the medulla oblongotta.

[Battery Bits]

I have a savory tooth

[internutt]

I’m still quite flexible and strong from the circus

Yoga man was impressed with my flexibility

Thanks, but im not interested. I'm in a relationship. :)

[internutt]

i could take her out with a tactical percision strike to the medulla oblongotta.

that is an extremely lethal takedown. i don't think lisa could defend against it.

how would you defend against this lisa?

[Battery Bits]

Thanks, but im not interested. I'm in a relationship. :)

It wasn’t a sexual offer

[Battery Bits]

that is an extremely lethal takedown. i don't think lisa could defend against it.

how would you defend against this lisa?
Meh

I already kicked her in the nose and spewed on her bloody snotty face