lisa's it'syr birthday

[Unregistered]

happy birthday lisa *adjusts glasses*

[Unregistered]

Cake and ice cream

[maxgoldberg]

You're off by a few months. Her birthday is Feb 14 1969

[maxgoldberg]

She was born the 60s

[maxgoldberg]

Shes a child of the civil rights era

[Battery Bits]

You’re off by a decade

I’m 42, you do the math stalker

[maxgoldberg]

It's a huge historical event. If I was born in the 60s I would be proud I dunno why you're being so negative all the time

[maxgoldberg]

You need an attitude adjustment like in the good old days when they were allowed to slap mouthy women

[Battery Bits]

You’re like retarded and shit

[maxgoldberg]

Is if your birthday not in feburay or something what is your problem this time

[maxgoldberg]

If we are gonna have conversations you will need to work on your manners. I dont appreciate your tone

[Battery Bits]

I will talk down to you as is befitting

[maxgoldberg]

I have no idea what your problem is lmao

[Battery Bits]

I’m eating cake bitch

[maxgoldberg]

Of course you are. The

[maxgoldberg]

Sigh. What kind of cake is it

[maxgoldberg]

Is it special fatfuck cake for fatfuck pple probably YES

[maxgoldberg]

And no, you will not. It is I who will be talking down to you.

[Battery Bits]

Sigh. What kind of cake is it

Lemon meringue roulade with cream

[Battery Bits]

And no, you will not. It is I who will be talking down to you.

Not likely whore

Go jump rope, quick, before you get a semblance of an ass

[maxgoldberg]

Let's compare crap we own. I own a house. You do not.

[Battery Bits]

Let's compare crap we own. I own a house. You do not.

Your husband owns one

Not the same

Now let’s compare accomplishments and asses

[maxgoldberg]

I own a car that runs you do not. I Own a jaguar xk. You do not. I own more games than you. And you had sex with tootbeer

[maxgoldberg]

Other notable things I own: lisa every day on the forum

[Battery Bits]

I own a car that runs you do not. I Own a jaguar xk. You do not. I own more games than you. And you had sex with tootbeer

I bought my own car and it runs great

You don’t own shit for yourself

Your husband does

I didn’t have to marry anyone to have what I own

[maxgoldberg]

I have more money than I know what to do with it really really sucks

[maxgoldberg]

I have eaten many more expensive meals paid by men than you too.

[Battery Bits]

I own two university degrees and real job history

You own.... a past of being a used up second rate sex worker with nothing to show for it

[maxgoldberg]

I built my own computer too which is also better than yours.

[maxgoldberg]

I can run cutting edge next gen games like skyrim on it

[Battery Bits]

I really don’t care about games

I have plasma TVs with Netflix

[maxgoldberg]

I would like to say I own my husband but he is his own person and I respect him ^_^

[Battery Bits]

I have a mini keyboard with touchpad as a remote for my computer and everything

[maxgoldberg]

Add husband to my special list of things I have that lisa doesn't

[Battery Bits]

I would like to say I own my husband but he is his own person and I respect him ^_^

No he really owns you and you’re not flush for options, you’re done, you couldn’t leave if you wanted to

I own MYSELF and have more respect for myself

[maxgoldberg]

I'm winning and you cant handle it. Eat your cake

[Battery Bits]

Add husband to my special list of things I have that lisa doesn't

Oh I have offers

I don’t want a husband, I don’t HAVE to have one to look after myself

[Battery Bits]

I’m free to be with whoever I want and do whatever I want

You are not

[maxgoldberg]

They had a official board member poll on wop the other day. The poll was who wins lisa or cag and I won the poll

[maxgoldberg]

That's an official win

[Battery Bits]

I'm winning and you cant handle it. Eat your cake

Oh I ate it

Let’s see, you are an x second rate sex worker who got married to Jon who owns you and everything you think you own

Congrats on winning there pffft lol

[maxgoldberg]

Greatest day of my life

[Battery Bits]

That's an official win

Who voted?

Maks and who else?

LOL at you thinking that’s a win

[Battery Bits]

I own the shit out this forum

[Battery Bits]

I own a much nicer disco server than wop without losers in it

[Battery Bits]

Hell I even own whoever made this thread and you, clearly.

[maxgoldberg]

These are strong words coming from someone who lives in a tiny shanty shack. I could fit 50 of your shanty shacks in my house

[maxgoldberg]

You are queen of the shanty shacks I am queen of the suburbs

[Battery Bits]

These are strong words coming from someone who lives in a tiny shanty shack. I could fit 50 of your shanty shacks in my house
I live in my own privately rented flat that isn’t owned by a husband

You live in your husband’s house

I didn’t have to live in halfway houses while I struggled to be a second rate sex worker and have to get married to escape poor life choices

[Battery Bits]

Bitch I live on a paradise island

[Battery Bits]

I own more dick than you

[Unregistered]

me playing skyrim https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829321255852310579/849314526214225920/unknown.png

[Unregistered]

I own the shit out this forum

Cag is hot, lisa is not.

[maxgoldberg]

lisa is the queen of section 8 lmao

[maxgoldberg]

and she was born in the 60s

[Battery Bits]

Oh nice to see you log out to call yourself hot

I was born in 79 you tard

And I pay private rent on a paradise island

[maxgoldberg]

oh hello there, just relaxing in this house i own after a nice workout, admiring my slender, bikini model body and snuggling with my 6 figure husband. ^_^

[maxgoldberg]

#betterandyoungerthanlisa #suburbanasf

[Battery Bits]

Lol you’re jealous af

You’ve done nothing with your life

Used up uneducated second rate sex worker

I’m in someone’s else’s house too, my mum’s, I might claim I own it

[Unregistered]

oh hello there, just relaxing in this house i own after a nice workout, admiring my slender, bikini model body and snuggling with my 6 figure husband. ^_^

same

[maxgoldberg]

your attitude is why you're still single and will never nab a rubynet admin of your own.

[Unregistered]

husband's house


mom's house


same thing

[maxgoldberg]

lisa is slowly morphing into lily the more she ages, she's gonna be 50 years old in less than a decade and im sure she will still be jerking off on cam with guys who shes never gonna meet in person lmao

[Unregistered]

https://youtu.be/jmdiKePVUy8

[maxgoldberg]

oh yeah, lisa probs waiting around for her mother to die so she can fight over the coprse with her siblings. should be interesting and we're all gonna get to hear about lmao

[Battery Bits]

I have plenty of lovers

Like I said I own more dick than you

[Unregistered]

she will keep her mom in the freezer

[maxgoldberg]

i help my mom so much oh its because i have a big heart and not because i just want her shit after she dies lmao.

[Battery Bits]

oh yeah, lisa probs waiting around for her mother to die so she can fight over the coprse with her siblings. should be interesting and we're all gonna get to hear about lmao

A mother

Another thing you don’t own

[Unregistered]

I have plenty of lovers

Like I said I own more dick than you


*donny walks in*

[Battery Bits]

i help my mom so much oh its because i have a big heart and not because i just want her shit after she dies lmao.

Psychopathetic

[maxgoldberg]

she owns a margarita blender lmao. thats something i guess. lmao

[maxgoldberg]

she also owns a car that keeps breaking down, because she's not smart enough to make a good investment on a car thats reliable lmao

[maxgoldberg]

MY car never breaks down lmao. is awesome

[Battery Bits]

she also owns a car that keeps breaking down, because she's not smart enough to make a good investment on a car thats reliable lmao

It hasn’t broken down once

Retard

[Unregistered]

lisa can't even play Mario on nes

[Battery Bits]

https://i.postimg.cc/MpKDdTH2/F8-FC3089-0358-4-A52-8-CF9-2-ECD41358-F2-F.jpg

My mummy

[maxgoldberg]

lisas 100s of eboyrfriends all bought her flowers on her birthday, when she turned 44

[maxgoldberg]

44 roses

[Battery Bits]

lisas 100s of eboyrfriends all bought her flowers on her birthday, when she turned 44

I’m 42 moron

You’re jealous of this thread

[Unregistered]

https://i.postimg.cc/MpKDdTH2/F8-FC3089-0358-4-A52-8-CF9-2-ECD41358-F2-F.jpg

My mummy


brb :fap:

[Unregistered]

You’re jealous of this thread

:sickburn:

[Battery Bits]

Yeah see

I’m from class

Not a second rate used up sex worker with trash parents and abusive grandparents

[maxgoldberg]

one day, all of lisa's eboyfriends are gonna come and defend her honor and give me a piece of their mind. any day now lmao

[maxgoldberg]

the only eboyfriends that ever stood up for her were rooty, pluggy, and donny, but im sure he resented you for ruining his friendship with the juggalos

[Unregistered]

for the love of lisa I smite thee

[Battery Bits]

Where are your boyfriends cag?

Mine are better than weirdo Jon lol

[maxgoldberg]

Lisa: Rubynets punching bag lmao

[maxgoldberg]

more like natures punching bag

[Battery Bits]

Says the literal trash who’s jealous of a birthday thread

[Unregistered]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829135225761169459/849456036255760404/Snapshot_021.png

[Battery Bits]

And I’ll bump my birthday thread

[Cody]

Kill yourself Lisa

[Unregistered]

And I’ll bump my birthday thread