Operation Adamantium Coconut

[PISS JUGS]

We have trained experimental bovine special operatives to be deployed against Rootbeer's elite bettle phalanx. Slaying the beetles will leave Rootbeer's penis vulnerable to massive destruction. Extreme caution is advised during the final phase of attack as Rootbeer's highly specialized slapping technique is known to be lethal.



https://youtu.be/yKJR3Q4g8FA

[root ghost]

Results inconclusive, further testing required

[internutt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Hv0HDg7nc

is that your boy in the background? so cute. im editing this vid rn

[Battery Bits]

https://s4.ezgif.com/save/ezgif-4-b8967183d5d4.gif

[Desolation]

That video was like an AdultSwim skit

[Desolation]

Also I know next to nothing about lifting but that form cannot be good on your lower back

[PISS JUGS]

https://i.imgur.com/GVJYxum.png

[maks]

why does cberry appaear at the weirdest times

[PISS JUGS]

https://i.imgur.com/TRqjaJr.png

[Battery Bits]

Lol

[maks]

why is he having so much trouble with that tiny dumbbell it can't be more than 20 or 30lbs

[maks]

TELL ME I CAN'T DO IT

*lifts 20 pounds a few times*

YEAH I'M A MAN

[root ghost]

It was 125 with a fat grip if I recall correctly. Why do people only post pics of me from when I was fat :cry:

[root ghost]

Might have been heavier idk

[maks]

that's awfully small for 125lbs, what's it made of depleted uranium

[؜؜؜؜؜]

It's probably filled with all of his jizz

[maks]

they actually harvested a neutron star in order to make a surprisingly heavy dumbbell for the no sissies coconut slapping contest

[root ghost]

Damn you are actually retarded. Lay off the drugs

[ewokmyweewok]

give me a nigger brain on a plate and see hwat happens

[maks]

Damn you are actually retarded. Lay off the drugs

you seem to have a habit of claiming things are a lot bigger than they actually are

[root ghost]

you seem to have a habit of claiming things are a lot bigger than they actually are

That’s what you THINK because you don’t understand that some people dwarf you and mog the shit out of you in real life. You are literally like the guy with Down’s syndrome who thinks he’s super man. I am bigger and badder than you. You don’t have shit on me.

[root ghost]

Do you think a strong man group with five welders in it would make fake weights for YouTube?

[root ghost]

Actually the weight is over 130 read the video description

[؜؜؜؜؜]

It's funny watching you rage out about your little dick issues

[root ghost]

It's funny watching you rage out about your little dick issues

Same lol

[Desolation]

Dope sick 43 inch pythons bro u could land a 747 on those bad boys ;p

[maks]

That’s what you THINK because you don’t understand that some people dwarf you and mog the shit out of you in real life. You are literally like the guy with Down’s syndrome who thinks he’s super man. I am bigger and badder than you. You don’t have shit on me.

it's really weird that you're so focused on size. you're not, I'm 6'4 I tower over you, and I find it hilarious that that bothers you

[maks]

camoron's even taller than me, that motherfucker's like 6'6 by your weird childish logic that makes him more of a man than either of us

[root ghost]

I’m still bigger lol cry more twink

[root ghost]

I’ve hung out with cam in person

[root ghost]

I’m 6 ft barefoot 250 pounds I could wreck you

[root ghost]

Everything’s fake that you don’t like you have a fragile as fuck ego that’s why you spoofed your post count and join date. Everything you say to sound superior is complete and utter bullshit. Guess you forgot you used to post non stop about living with your mama. You will be an incel now and forever

[root ghost]

Mamas boy maks

[root ghost]

“I’m bigger than that guy and the weight is fake” do you think that is a normal response from someone watching that video? NO, you are a dumb ass

[internutt]

rootbeer you just latirelly hexaposted.


dude, whats going on? we can contact people to help.

[؜؜؜؜؜]

This is the type of shit I'd expect from stevey

[maks]

Someone's mad I measured his dick

[root ghost]

Um no

[maks]

What we've got here is a case of angry little man syndrome, I prescribe a healthy dose of compensating

[DrHundos]

how heavy is your penis pump

[؜؜؜؜؜]

Show them how big your broken dick is rooty

[PISS JUGS]

https://youtu.be/CcMz3aAZDv4

[maks]

rootbeer needs a pitbull and a humvee and a lot of guns maybe then he'll feel secure in his masculinity

[root ghost]

https://youtu.be/CcMz3aAZDv4

ruby needs to bring back autoplay