hey lisa I got a secret

[maks]

you're a faggot and I hate you

[Battery Bits]

Lol

I’ll let you know when I care

[maks]

remember all those polls where it was like "who is a bigger faggot lisa or some poster lisa claims is a bigger faggot than her" and then you always lost

[maks]

FUN TIMES

[Battery Bits]

https://i.postimg.cc/YCTWFLy3/8-DEFDBF5-05-E8-4-ACF-BCD4-5453-E191-B0-FC.jpg

[maxgoldberg]

The only thing that matters to you is being popular on this forum. you're so obessed with it that you wasted 10 years posting in solitude. thats 10 years you'll never get back.

[Battery Bits]

The only thing that matters to you is being popular on this forum. you're so obessed with it that you wasted 10 years posting in solitude. thats 10 years you'll never get back.
Projecting

[maxgoldberg]

You are in your mid 40s and struggling to try and turn your life around.

[Battery Bits]

Nope

IÂ’m 42 and done a LOT more with my life than you

Also maks when someone gave me your address and details I didnÂ’t put it in my sig, if youÂ’ll recall I told you about it

[maxgoldberg]

thats true, i've never ballooned up to 300lbs or had an a junky e-fiance.

[maxgoldberg]

you win this round lmfaoo

[internutt]

lisa i check this forum eqch night before bed because itnis a guaranteed laugh

its like lisa bingo

"no u"

"i did ALOT more with MY LIFE"

"im going to work now" (continues to post)

i literally laugh out loud at your dumb shit

no one likes you

[Battery Bits]

thats true, i've never ballooned up to 300lbs or had an a junky e-fiance.

Rubbish

[Battery Bits]

lisa i check this forum eqch night before bed because itnis a guaranteed laugh

its like lisa bingo

"no u"

"i did ALOT more with MY LIFE"

"im going to work now" (continues to post)

i literally laugh out loud at your dumb shit

no one likes you

More people like me than you

[maks]

More people like me than you

Like who?

[maxgoldberg]

one thing lisa is the best at these days is being the fattest poster

[Battery Bits]

one thing lisa is the best at these days is being the fattest poster

No by a long shot

[clay]

You are in your mid 40s and struggling to try and turn your life around.

this shit hits home for a lot of people on this board, bro. please stop

[internutt]

this shit hits home for a lot of people on this board, bro. please stop

how old are you clay?

[clay]

49

[maxgoldberg]

its okay to make mistakes in life as there is no rule book for life that suits everyone, but people admitting they have a problem and doing something to change it is nothing to be ashamed of, Lisa does nothing to improve anything and can barely pull her own fat ass out of bed. She has 0 control over her eating habits, 0 control over her sleeping habits, 0 control over her drinking. she gets so drunk that she falls and hurts herself lmaooo

[maxgoldberg]

oh and 0 control over her spending habits which is so dumb.

[clay]

56

[maxgoldberg]

youre wrong bud, everyone tells lisa she looks 25. people stop her to complement her about how young she looks when she is buying chilli cheese dogs at the gas station

[Battery Bits]

I don’t look 42

[maxgoldberg]

you dont even look human

[internutt]

I don’t look 42

lmao

[Battery Bits]

you dont even look human

No-one has ever said I look like an alien or have orangutan tits

That would be you

[internutt]

lisa tbh you dont look like a normal human.

[maxgoldberg]

she's a trashbag lady who collects junk and uses her tiny apartment to store it all

[clay]

so i was looking for lisa's mugshot when i found one of dp

https://i.imgur.com/84h1MQ2.png

[maxgoldberg]

shes like those trashlady monsters from labyrinth lmao https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xsVMfE0vN84/Vz5u2ym9iDI/AAAAAAABxIo/R8EciKhvs6Y9H65A0TNQX0TNJNrxix8XwCLcB/s1600/Junklady.jpg OH MY FUCKING GOD IT REALLY IS HER LMAOOO

[maxgoldberg]

so i was looking for lisa's mugshot when i found one of dp

https://i.imgur.com/84h1MQ2.png

ahahahahahaaaa my sides omg. that actually does look like him

[maks]

was he arrested for grooming a 16 year old?

[Battery Bits]

so i was looking for lisa's mugshot when i found one of dp

https://i.imgur.com/84h1MQ2.png

I’ve never been arr3sted for anything clay

[Battery Bits]

ahahahahahaaaa my sides omg. that actually does look like him

No it doesn’t

I’ve seen him

[internutt]

I’ve never been arr3sted for anything clay

you were arrested for braking the weight limit :rofl:

[Battery Bits]

you were arrested for braking the weight limit :rofl:

Uh huh

https://i.postimg.cc/7Zfb6Nqd/73-B6-E07-A-B866-49-E1-BE14-C845-A2-EC27-C6.jpg

[internutt]

Uh huh

https://i.postimg.cc/7Zfb6Nqd/73-B6-E07-A-B866-49-E1-BE14-C845-A2-EC27-C6.jpg

ur fat :rofl:

[maxgoldberg]

jesus fucking christ lmao

[Battery Bits]

ur fat :rofl:

It’s called thicc

[maxgoldberg]

she'll never take a pic where she doesn't look aboslutely mental

[maxgoldberg]

she looks like she's got a mouth full of water in the pic. jowls and dark circles for days

[maks]

It’s called thicc

bitch you fat

[maxgoldberg]

i dont know why she insists on doing that to her hair

[Battery Bits]

bitch you fat

You’re not exactly fit maks

[Battery Bits]

she looks like she's got a mouth full of water in the pic. jowls and dark circles for days

You wake up and take a pic without makeup and fake eyelashes cag

[maxgoldberg]

fat

[maxgoldberg]

just stop taking your meds like dp told you to, the weight will drop right off

[Battery Bits]

You’ll never take an unfiltered pic without makeup and fake eyelashes because you fugly

[maks]

You’re not exactly fit maks

I'll take a picture of my scale if you do. I can tell you right now, I'm at about 240, which is overweight but not unreasonably so for 6'4" tall

[Battery Bits]

I'll take a picture of my scale if you do. I can tell you right now, I'm at about 240, which is overweight but not unreasonably so for 6'4" tall

I’m 5’1”

I’m not getting on the scales

My sexy friends have seen my naked pics and they like them so that’s all that matters to me

I got good t&a

[clay]

I’m 5’1”

I’m not getting on the scales

My sexy friends have seen my naked pics and they like them so that’s all that matters to me

I got good t&a
"i can't afford a scale"

[Battery Bits]

What if I weight a tit on the kitchen scales?

[maxgoldberg]

she will try to argue with the number on the scale if she does

[clay]

hope you have one that registers grams, we seen them littlin's already

[Battery Bits]

Fat ass and tittays

[Battery Bits]

hope you have one that registers grams, we seen them littlin's already

No I got d cups now

They are like real tits

[clay]

wow maybe you can get 2 virgins to fly to penguin island now

[Battery Bits]

wow maybe you can get 2 virgins to fly to penguin island now

I don’t want any virgins

I had a bad experience with one once

[clay]

wheres that video of you putting a full sized aussie hairspray can into your pee pee

[Battery Bits]

wheres that video of you putting a full sized aussie hairspray can into your pee pee

I have “can cram 2” now, bigger better and properly lit

And it was a small bottle of lube clay

[maks]

I’m 5’1”

I’m not getting on the scales

My sexy friends have seen my naked pics and they like them so that’s all that matters to me

I got good t&a

again, that's my price. idc if you do it or not. but next time you're demanding/begging me to modify my sig, remember the price.

[clay]

I have “can cram 2” now, bigger better and properly lit

And it was a small bottle of lube clay

it clearly said aussie mega hold 62 ounce

[Battery Bits]

again, that's my price. idc if you do it or not. but next time you're demanding/begging me to modify my sig, remember the price.

Ok combover guess I’ll keep posting your pic

[maks]

Ok combover guess I’ll keep posting your pic

oh no, please, don't post a picture that I myself posted originally :stare:

[maks]

you can tell from my avatar that I am very embarassed by that picture

[Battery Bits]

it clearly said aussie mega hold 62 ounce

https://i.postimg.cc/RFjmd2yx/EF9322-C7-3-ECA-45-C7-80-E2-B11380-AC584-E.jpg

[Battery Bits]

you can tell from my avatar that I am very embarassed by that picture

I can tell by your avatar that you are very embarrassed by your hairline

[maks]

k

[maxgoldberg]

lisa doesn't know when to give up or walk away. lol

[maxgoldberg]

right now its just cornered animal panic from getting dunked on the past few days

[Battery Bits]

lisa doesn't know when to give up or walk away. lol

?

Look at yourself

[Battery Bits]

right now its just cornered animal panic from getting dunked on the past few days

You are completely consumed by me

[maxgoldberg]

why do you do this to yourself lol.

[maxgoldberg]

time to tell your psychiatrist about this forum and actually be honest. im sure you lie to your psychiatrist as much as you lie to this forum.

[maks]

lisa doesn't know when to give up or walk away. lol

MAYBE IF I TRY A LOT HARDER I WILL FINALLY OWN THESE BUSHPIGS

after all it's worked out really well for the last 9 years

[Battery Bits]

why do you do this to yourself lol.

Do what?

Watch you spazz about me all over a forum for weeks?

[clay]

thanks for taking a photo of your sexual aid for us because that's totally not creepy and gross you old fuck

[؜؜؜؜؜]

https://i.postimg.cc/RFjmd2yx/EF9322-C7-3-ECA-45-C7-80-E2-B11380-AC584-E.jpg

So gross

[clay]

what i like to do on the internet is sit here and be reminded that your vagina is slowly crusting up and dying

[Battery Bits]

thanks for taking a photo of your sexual aid for us because that's totally not creepy and gross you old fuck

It’s a 50ml bottle of lube clay

Not a can of hairspray

You brought it up

Which wasn’t creepy and gross at all you fat pig

[maks]

you'd think with those 2 degrees she'd be capable of changing up her tactics a bit, but nope, same old lisa, she only got one speed

[maxgoldberg]

you really need a governement issued adult babysitter to stop this self-destructive online behavior. over 20 years of being abused on internet forums. its like you used to be a junky and just replaced this forum for the junk addiction.

[clay]

please can you post a photo of your chalky gray labia now i want to have a panic attack

[Battery Bits]

what i like to do on the internet is sit here and be reminded that your vagina is slowly crusting up and dying
Nothing wrong with my vagina

[Battery Bits]

please can you post a photo of your chalky gray labia now i want to have a panic attack
It’s not chalky and grey

[Battery Bits]

So gross
Oh yeah ewwwww

A bottle of lube

[maxgoldberg]

a governement issued baby sitter might help lisa from drinking to the point where she falls and hurts herself lol

[clay]

take a video of that big old mucus plug falling out of your pussy and make sure the sound is on so i can hear it hit the ground and go squipsch

[clay]

put a sopping wet sponge into your hole and let us see your body immediately suck up all the moisture you desiccated old shit. that's what gets my rootbeer chubby

[Battery Bits]

a governement issued baby sitter might help lisa from drinking to the point where she falls and hurts herself lol

https://i.postimg.cc/SRh8XQqn/92-D5697-B-4-DE9-44-B0-BC57-27-C622-A0-A43-A.jpg

[maxgoldberg]

https://www.injuryclaimcoach.com/intoxicated-injuries.html

this kinda shit is a little pathetic tbh

[Battery Bits]

take a video of that big old mucus plug falling out of your pussy and make sure the sound is on so i can hear it hit the ground and go squipsch

Um gross

That does not depict can cram 2 at all

[clay]

https://i.postimg.cc/SRh8XQqn/92-D5697-B-4-DE9-44-B0-BC57-27-C622-A0-A43-A.jpg

what's the name of this muppet right here in the middle with the giant swollen dick shaped nose and the baggy undereyes

https://i.imgur.com/UfNrZqQ.png

[Battery Bits]

put a sopping wet sponge into your hole and let us see your body immediately suck up all the moisture you desiccated old shit. that's what gets my rootbeer chubbyI’m luscious and thicc

[Battery Bits]

what's the name of this muppet right here in the middle with the giant swollen dick shaped nose and the baggy undereyes

https://i.imgur.com/UfNrZqQ.png

You mean the fat one that looks like you

Hey I’m 42 and very drunk in that pic

[clay]

here, i made it a little more clear which one im referring to

https://i.imgur.com/wJHfdNc.png

[Battery Bits]

I’m not hairy

I got dark circles under my eyes because that is like a close up with no makeup

[maxgoldberg]

she falls and hits her face and hurts herself all the time, and drinks until she gives herself alchol poisoning.

[maxgoldberg]

how does someone who spends 90 percent of her day puking get so fat tho, thats my question.

[Battery Bits]

she falls and hits her face and hurts herself all the time, and drinks until she gives herself alchol poisoning.

No I don’t

[clay]

how does someone who spends 90 percent of her day puking get so fat tho, thats my question.

ask cag

[Battery Bits]

how does someone who spends 90 percent of her day puking get so fat tho, thats my question.
Oh I’m not that fat you dumb slag

[maxgoldberg]

why do you expose yourself to the negativity on here. its like you want people to fuck with you or something.

[maxgoldberg]

ask cag

lmao. mean

[Battery Bits]

why do you expose yourself to the negativity on here. its like you want people to fuck with you or something.
You need to get a life

Why is literally your every single post about me cag?

Obsessed much

[maxgoldberg]

Why are you telling me to do something you aren't capable of ever doing yourself without help

[Battery Bits]

Why are you telling me to do something you aren't capable of ever doing yourself without help
What?

Cag I have done a LOT more with my life than you and my every post is not about you like yours is about me

You look desperate and pathetic

[maxgoldberg]

if you told your shrink about this forum, they would tell you to log off lmao. I wonder how many shrinks lisa has argued with and got blacklisted from

[Battery Bits]

if you told your shrink about this forum, they would tell you to log off lmao. I wonder how many shrinks lisa has argued with and got blacklisted from

None.

But you sure as hell need one

And tell them about your obsession with some woman in a forum

[maxgoldberg]

*shrink tries to explain to lisa why she needs to log off*

"well you're just a glorfied drug dealer, i have 2 degrees and have accomplished more than you have. ive worked for 20 years. my ass is juicy. you're obsessed. the guy i cheated on donny with was a painter. his favorite food was pizza and his mom bagged groceries at the food lion"

[Battery Bits]

*shrink tries to explain to lisa why she needs to log off*

"well you're just a glorfied drug dealer, i have 2 degrees and have accomplished more than you have. ive worked for 20 years. my ass is juicy. you're obsessed. the guy i cheated on donny with was a painter. his favorite food was pizza and his mom bagged groceries at the food lion"
Look at yourself