Cag's boyfriend, real or imaginary?

[Autistic Spectrum]

:XD:

[rootbeer]

It's normal dude, lots of kids have imaginary friends

[cag]

Rpotbeer thinks dp is white knighting him and hes latching on like cody lmao

[cag]

Broken dick complex, cant defend himself like a man

[cag]

Too bad you didnt have a white knight while lisa was kicking your crippled ass into the shower

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag was staring at the box she got her fish sticks out of one night while she ate alone for the 10 millonth time,, and

http://www.thegrocerygirls.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/W/N/WNJ5V.jpg.jpg


boom fish monger starcraft boyfriend was born

[cag]

I thought it was gordon not gorton

[cag]

And fish sticks are gross thats why rootbeer can only get aystailian metheads and obese single mothers

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag if your boyfriend is so real why can't any of us talk to him, does not make alot of sense

[cag]

Omg lmao

[cag]

Dont want you meanies ruining my sex life its my one and only chance

[cag]

To get laid.

[Autistic Spectrum]

did you ever tell him about rubynet

[cag]

He also thinks the internet is stupid je thinks thr people who argue and bullshit on it are stupid and he does have a point and since he has his shit together, I am gonna need to heed his words because hes not going to tolerate me on here if our relationship continues to grow.

[cag]

I always make a ton of comprises. Its a vicious on going cycle

[cag]

Should probably quit the forums forvever and ever

[Autistic Spectrum]

your boyfriend is a controlling abusive rapist

[Autistic Spectrum]

He also thinks the internet is stupid je thinks thr people who argue and bullshit on it are stupid and he does have a point and since he has his shit together, I am gonna need to heed his words because hes not going to tolerate me on here if our relationship continues to grow.

this is coming from a man who listens to stvete miller and plays a spaceship game

[Autistic Spectrum]

he's really got his shit together,,, action star hucks a wide mouth bass across the room action star

[cag]

He mostly listens to led zeppelin and pink Floyd.

[Autistic Spectrum]

he's mostly a huge faggot

[Autistic Spectrum]

can't wait till elz kills both of you

[Lexi Persimmons]

cag's boyfriend.

http://i.imgur.com/zVoCG0f.jpg

[rootbeer]

can't wait till elz kills both of you

The zetas are coming
:hide:

[cag]

Elz is short, deaf, and is a big sensitive cry baby. My boyfriend would beat the fuck out of elz, hes 6'5" lmao. I never date anyone under 6 feet tall

[cag]

But he wouldnt have to id murder elz and make it look like an accident

[cag]

That is if my psychotic alcoholic stripper friends dont kill him first

[Lexi Persimmons]

liar.

[rootbeer]

Is your boyfriend camoron :giggle:

[asux]

leave cag alone you bastards .and he does have a boyfriend .hi cag,s

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh im sure the strippers and fish mongers you hang out with would be a match for a ruthless mexican drug cartel

[asux]

who me ?

[cag]

The cags vs zetas

[cag]

Elz would need someone to fight for him because hes too busy crying about betrayeral and groveling in his tear stained pillow every time hes been rejected for anything whether its dota 2 or stevey isnt returning his messages. Hes about as mentally stable as a 13 year old girl submerging into womanhood and bleeding out of her snatch for the very first time.

[cag]

Its still very amusing to watch through his broken english posts and the creepy noises he makes.

[asux]

where is stevo it quit around here with out her

[cag]

You are obviously a person of great intelligence. Teach me.

[asux]

no .and you must think i give a fuck sorry all out .

[asux]

just anwser the Q cody

[cag]

What are your thoughts on the great broke dick debate? Any thoughts as to the psychological reprecussions that cause dicks to get broke and jazz all over lisas filthy fucking apartment?

[asux]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThPIW7wA6vkZa6aEegZvIC0sUsFEY1iYgcD9NsoQ_PBh65SkWAzPg2XfU

[cag]

Oh. Just do what i do and just go to your nearest clinic and ask for some antibiotics. Hope you found this helpful

[asux]

ill let my friend no thanks cag your a real friend

[cag]

That's right. Im a wobderful person and loyal pal, I know.

[cag]

In fact we are such good friends lets make a suicide pact to spice things up a bit...

[cag]

And dont worry, since we are such good friends anytime youre feelin down and need support you come talk to me. There is nothing that satisfies me more than cheerin up my rubynet friends when they are sad.

[asux]

ok .ladys first .

[asux]

you want to cry cag,s ? i rain over my little friend yesterday my little puppy .for real

[cag]

Thats so hot, I mean im sorry for your loss hope u feel better

[asux]

smart ass lol

[rootbeer]

Elz would need someone to fight for him because hes too busy crying about betrayeral and groveling in his tear stained pillow every time hes been rejected for anything whether its dota 2 or stevey isnt returning his messages. Hes about as mentally stable as a 13 year old girl submerging into womanhood and bleeding out of her snatch for the very first time.

ban this cunt
you are too betraying elezark

[cag]

Broke dick ban hammer

[cag]

Hammer lol so unfitting in rootbeers case

[rootbeer]

the poll is 3 to 3, who is gonna break the tie? is cags bf real? i need to no

[cag]

The funny thing is I dont care if anyone thinks my bebe is real or fake but rootbeer cares a lot about people knowing his dick is broke. After the rep scandal of 2013 everyone on ws that rootbeer cares the most lmao

[cag]

the poll is 3 to 3, who is gonna break the tie? is cags bf real? i need to no

And this lmao... vindictive and cringe worthy cody post. Obvuously someone is upset about having his broken dick made fun of. Lmao. This reeks of try hard

[maks]

cag's boyfriend isn't real but his chode is

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag;s love for me is real

[cag]

Makes telling fibs about my boyfriends cock which has literally broken and killed my vaginavagina. Its gone forevrr and I cant get it back thanks to my boyfriends pussy destroyrr

[cag]

His cock has the strength of one million mondes

[rootbeer]

cag's boyfriend isn't real but his chode is

i was afraid of that

[maks]

m0nde has a chode too, a little brown one

[rootbeer]

cag;s love for me is real

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag we all know you better than your "boyfriend" we should all really have a chat with him, let him know what he's getting into

[Autistic Spectrum]

dear cag's very real boyfriend,

cag has adhd, a serious case of alocalism and talkes about broken dicks all day long on the interent, if you need some amore advice, afpls don't ehsistet to ask mse,

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

get your boyfriend to post here/post his chode

[cag]

That sounds like a good idea. It could do wonders for the growth of our budding relationship. You see he is my spock and I his kirk

[cag]

Please stop asking for pictures of my boyfriends cag destroyer

[cag]

No wait he is kirk and I am the actual enterprise. He commands this vessel

[cag]

And I wouls do anything for him. Im definitely the root beer of this relationship. Dick whipped

[maks]

cag's boyfriend is hung like a manhole cover

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

did you get dicked down by the mailman or a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman and you're just calling him your boyfriend now is that why he cant post here

[cag]

A door to door vacuum cleaner salesman? Someone has been watching I love lucy

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

maybe he's black and therefore can't read or write

[cag]

Omg so racist.

[cag]

Bigot scum

[maks]

vacuum salesmen still exist stevey used to sell kirbys door to door

[cag]

There is nothing more tgat I hate than people who knock on the door of your home to try and selll u shit. I need a gun

[maks]

you need a kirby they'll suck the dead skin flakes right out of your pillow for the low price of $3000

[cag]

I dont have dead skin flakes yuck I would be s mad if a salesman accused me of having dandruff

[maks]

the kirby's suction system is so powerful it could turn your boyfriend's chode into an honest to god pecker

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I hung out with a half negress the other day and smiled at a small colored child at the store earlier I'm like the least racist poster

[maks]

and smiled at a small colored child at the store earlier

did you end up buying it

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

no i am not ready for that kind of commitment

[rootbeer]

just another made up fake boyfriend for caggles

[cag]

the kirby's suction system is so powerful it could turn your boyfriend's chode into an honest to god pecker

Spreading malicious lies and deceit

[maks]

I was at stop and shop this weekend and they had $5 mini watermelons and there were only 2 left. some fat black woman was eyeing them trying to decide which one she wanted for like 5 minutesn so I creeped up and snagged them both

[cag]

Not only do you spread lies about my boyfriends enormous cock you steal watermelons from helpless negroid s

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

living dangerously

[maks]

I didn't even buy them I put them back when I was done shopping

[rootbeer]

I haven't bought watermelon simulator on steam yet