Morning tide waves reflecting the still orange streetlights

[Desolation]

What if I proceeded a career in photography? Buy a nice camera, throw some of my photos on ModelMayhem. Message a few idiot nineteen year olds and have them come to my apartment to "shoot." Swimming in non-consensual pussy.

[maks]

If you're gonna rape then rape, no need to make a career out of it.

[Desolation]

photography is probably the career that best facilitates serial rape.

[maks]

what about mall santa?

[Desolation]

Well I was going to say public school nurse too, but sexually ditsy tweens are likely easier to rape.

[maks]

I'm playing around with the emergency radio my cousin got me for christmas, there's some right wing talk show on I'm going to call in and ask him what he thinks of universal healthcare he's gonna be so trolled

[jon]

the way to make money in 2012 and beyond is going to be to figure out how to put two types of kids to work:

- college kids, or recently graduated, either will have a boatload of debt which they are legally entitled to service; there is no bankruptcy protection for such loans

- high school kids, or recently graduated, who are not or will not go to college because they see what's happening right now, and has been happening for a decade, to kids who go to college

i have absolutely no good idea how to go about doing this, but that's the single largest untapped pool of labor our country has right now

[maks]

the way to make money in 2012 and beyond is going to be to figure out how to put two types of kids to work:

- college kids, or recently graduated, either will have a boatload of debt which they are legally entitled to service; there is no bankruptcy protection for such loans

- high school kids, or recently graduated, who are not or will not go to college because they see what's happening right now, and has been happening for a decade, to kids who go to college

i have absolutely no good idea how to go about doing this, but that's the single largest untapped pool of labor our country has right now

bring back the draft. problem solved.

[jon]

it costs $1 million to train a single soldier, and they produce nothing

18-24 bracket is 30.7 million people
18-19 21.3% unemployment
20-24 14.4% unemployment

so we're talking about at least 4.4m and at most 6.5m people

enlistment in the chinese red army, the largest infantry on earth, was 1.3m people last i checked

[maks]

they produce nothing until they're sent to conquer someone with exploitable resources. why create when you can steal?

[rubycalaber]

make sure to "work with" allison harvard and send me the photos

[Desolation]

She's not an amateur model. You have to target the one's who still believe their face has worth and believe they just need to "take the next step" or "get some connections first".

[Desolation]

when did this ordeal happen?

[maks]

when did this ordeal happen?

2012-01-09

[rubycalaber]

still waiting for my deso/creepy-chan sextape, dick in hand

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i also want to see a 4 foot tall ginger with terrible skin fuck a huge headed anorexic girl as this is quite relevant to the sexual phase in my life right now.

[rubycalaber]

made-up disses to use on people when you have no real ammo: they are ginger, they are asian

if only you could have ginger asians then you'd have a mega-diss for all situations

[syncan aka ken post jr]

mtic posteed a pic of himself standing next to the grand canyon and he is indeed a 4 foot tall red head when he first started posting here obbleglork made an awesome ytmnd out of it but your bf max deleted oobleglorks account so it's lost to history

[syncan aka ken post jr]

its ok that i know more about ytmnd fourms then you ruby i mean it's not like this fourm is your lifes work or anything

[rubycalaber]

are you sure you're not basing that description off of elz comic lmao

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i thought the short red head was supposed to be you in that comic and elz thinks mtic is a 8 foot tall tranny

[syncan aka ken post jr]

gather round children let me tell you ytmnd forums lore,
a bunch of 13 year old gay niggers decided they where too cool for the front page of ytmnd.com

[syncan aka ken post jr]

also that pic might not even have been mtic he just said it was and so that's how i picture him, and i know deep down that interenut looks like jack white from the white strips if jack white was a meth head but to me he will always be a gook

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/05/that-dude-from-lost-looks-kinda-ripped#page/1

wow jack from lost got into the roids pretty hard

[rubycalaber]

holy shit, gotta use that as my avatar after this one stops making me giggle every time I see it

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Alex-cross-matt-fox-crazy.jpg
did too much meth with the smoke monster

[lnopia the great]

that pic is pretty bad ass but the product placement kind of ruins it for me

[maks]

Beats putting tape over the logo, that shit really ruins the immersion and realism

[lnopia the great]

pretty sure he is photoshopped over a car ad

[lnopia the great]

byt he way a police officer here had a modelling agency side business and just recently barely got off a rape charge.. that man is living the dream

[jon]

that's a pretty badass car though

[maks]

that's a pretty badass car though

they're coming to get you barbera

[rubycalaber]

the pic reminds me of me playing gta

a back wheel seems to have even fallen off of the car which is why I've gotten out pissed as fuck at the shitty game mechanics

[Desolation]

neon demon fan thread