Mia having a poo

[Battery Bits]

https://i.postimg.cc/XJSFLmqx/F987-A3-FF-E1-D3-4-D15-969-A-091203865-B7-F.jpg

[Battery Bits]

She always goes a bit crazy before having a poo, she runs around the house all wild eyed. Then after her poo she’s nice and calm

[internutt]

mia don't give a fucka

[internutt]

mia want your catta to drowna in liquid feces

[Battery Bits]

I’m going to take a picture of Mia drinking out the tap for my next installment

[internutt]

lisa you have your washing machine immediately beside the place where your cat shits.

fucking lol

how many sq feet is your dwelling? is it even legal?

[Battery Bits]

That’s the laundry

Nothing bad about that, what’s kind of suspect is the fridge I have on top of the washing machine

[Cag.]

i regret owning animals cus you havw to clean up their shit

[Battery Bits]

i regret owning animals cus you havw to clean up their shit

It’s the one downside

She always wants to have a crap as soon as I start cooking something too

[internutt]

lisa i asked you how many sq feet your apartment/room whatever it is is

stop being evasive if you want to interact with us

[Battery Bits]

I have you on ignore

[internutt]

and yet you reply to me every fucking time lmaoaoo

[Cag.]

It’s the one downside

She always wants to have a crap as soon as I start cooking something too

i probably wont get any more pets after mt precious pups pass on to doggy heaven. cleaning up their shit on walks makes me gag

[Battery Bits]

i probably wont get any more pets after mt precious pups pass on to doggy heaven. cleaning up their shit on walks makes me gag

Yeah it’s gross

And sometimes mia does human sized shits

[Cag.]

cat shit smells the worst cus of all that fish they eat

[internutt]

i probably wont get any more pets after mt precious pups pass on to doggy heaven. cleaning up their shit on walks makes me gag

do you think jon will realize at that time that he'd married a pseudo-wife and he has not passed on his fucked up ears genes and dump you at the curb like empty delivery boxes?

[Battery Bits]

cat shit smells the worst cus of all that fish they eat

Mia only eats dry food so I buy it from the vet to make sure it’s all good for her

[Cag.]

do you think jon will realize at that time that he'd married a pseudo-wife and he has not passed on his fucked up ears genes and dump you at the curb like empty delivery boxes?

oh no i would lose my 250k cookie cutter house and then it woild finally be my turn to eat the low income mac and cheese!!!

[internutt]

oh no i would lose my 250k cookie cutter house and then it woild finally be my turn to eat the low income mac and cheese!!!

i can hook you up with hanguk namja seoyang yeoja marriage company. you sign contract you come korea live good korea house with korean namja and you make honhyeol babies, after 20 years u free to go

[internutt]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qlOI1oVs4BM/maxresdefault.jpg

[internutt]

https://www.koreancupid.com/

u go here write you name secrately so jon cant see then you marry to korean mans

[Cag.]

i dont like seafood so a relationship with an asian would not work. shrimp and monk fish livrr are disgusting

[internutt]

i dont like seafood so a relationship with an asian would not work. shrimp and monk fish livrr are disgusting

monkfish liver is really good, and when/how did you taste that?

skrimps is literal niggerfood


cag have you ever had korean style sashimi with additional fruits of the sea as an amuse bouche between bites of the main?

[Cag.]

no. i ate monk fish liver in a sushi resteraunt when i dated a body building japanese opiate addict for likr 3 weeks

[internutt]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b8/30/99/b83099aa61744cfaf7c17698c4fe9785.jpg

[Cag.]

that looks very healthy and colorful but i have a baby tongue and only like walmart food

[internutt]

so you desire mac n cheese but not fresh fish liver



that is a 250k post if i ever saw one

[Cag.]

ebjoy your weird alien food

[internutt]

enjoy your amerimutt cancer food as you live in "the greatest country EVER" and have a heart attack while driving a motorized walmart scooter at age 50

[maks]

my neighbors bought me a popcorn maker as a housewarming gift so I felt obligated to use it even though I didn't want popcorn

[internutt]

my neighbors bought me a popcorn maker as a housewarming gift so I felt obligated to use it even though I didn't want popcorn

those things are awkward af, though i bet theyre much better than the ones im familiar with from the 90s

[maks]

those things are awkward af, though i bet theyre much better than the ones im familiar with from the 90s

there's popcorn and unpopped kernels all over my counter, only like 40% of it went in the bowl

[internutt]

we need the japs to take on making a more efficient popakornu maker

[maks]

they have one it's called a paper bag you throw in the microwave for 4 minutes

[internutt]

i forgot about that shit, that is what made me obese and cancerous when i was a teen also set my gar dang macrowave on faire

[maks]

microwave popcorn is perfectly fine and way more convenient than having a special device

[internutt]

this is actually a very important pic lisa posted showing her house is small as fuck to the point of illegality

[Bev.]

i forgot about that shit, that is what made me obese and cancerous when i was a teen also set my gar dang macrowave on faire

smart very smart

[internutt]

smart very smart

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51r9ycH9O4L._SL1000_.jpg

[maks]

this is actually a very important pic lisa posted showing her house is small as fuck to the point of illegality

I've had her on ignore for weeks. She only says like 4 things so I react like she said one of those things

[Bev.]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51r9ycH9O4L._SL1000_.jpg

is that a picture of you

[internutt]

is that a picture of you

do you want to get fucked with this? why is your replying faster and more breathy?

[Bev.]

do you want to get fucked with this? why is your replying faster and more breathy?

you would be screeming in secondsim so dam good you would always come back for more im the best

[internutt]

you would be screeming in secondsim so dam good you would always come back for more im the best

how big was ur husbnands penis?

[Bev.]

how big was ur husbnands penis?

why do you care this is between us how big is yours

[internutt]

why do you care this is between us how big is yours

my biggest dildo is 14 inches and 7 inch diameter but it is shaped like a dragon penis, my ex was a furry

[Bev.]

my biggest dildo is 14 inches and 7 inch diameter but it is shaped like a dragon penis, my ex was a furry

your ex what he or she

[internutt]

i cant take this anymore. youre homophobic af with your pronouns.


wow. get with the times boomer.

[Bev.]

i cant take this anymore. youre homophobic af with your pronouns.


wow. get with the times boomer.

ok doc