Welcome to our newest member, Ramen

[syncan aka ken post jr]

HI RAMEN WELCOME TO RUBY NET,

[Ramen]

damn you were all on that. you going to eat my brains now?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

HI RAMEN ARE YOU STILL FAT?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?164-Poster-Ramen-shit-was-so-ca-h

ALSO I WOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH LEGAL RESPERATION SOMEONE ONLINE IS SOILING YOUR GOOD NAME AND NEEDS TO STOP ALL THE SLANDER IT ACUTALLY MAKES ME QUITE MAD WHEN SOMEONE WOULD CALL INTO QUESTION YOUR HONOR

[Ramen]

actually, i'm "looseing weight" now. i've lost 27.6lbs since march. like a boss!

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://i.imgur.com/Xklkp.jpg

that dude pointing seems cool

[syncan aka ken post jr]

kind of gay your brother has his arm around him tho

[Ramen]

http://i.imgur.com/Xklkp.jpg

that dude pointing seems cool

eww... my ex.... gross... i think i was drunk the whole relationship because just... no me gusta...

[Ramen]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?164-Poster-Ramen-shit-was-so-ca-h

ALSO I WOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH LEGAL RESPERATION SOMEONE ONLINE IS SOILING YOUR GOOD NAME AND NEEDS TO STOP ALL THE SLANDER IT ACUTALLY MAKES ME QUITE MAD WHEN SOMEONE WOULD CALL INTO QUESTION YOUR HONOR

legally there's really nothing i can do about it. and i saw that thread in my lurking ages ago. m0nde and deso have linked me to threads.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ramen did boobz make up the story about haveing sexual relations with you because i always thought that was really cool like he finally did it for the rest of us at ytmnd fourms couldnt do he fucked ramen he did what bob hughes never could he's sort of my hero cause of it and if it's a lie i don't know how i am going to cope

[syncan aka ken post jr]

your like the moby dick of ruby net, the great spic whale

[Ramen]

ramen did boobz make up the story about haveing sexual relations with you because i always thought that was really cool like he finally did it for the rest of us at ytmnd fourms couldnt do he fucked ramen he did what bob hughes never could he's sort of my hero cause of it and if it's a lie i don't know how i am going to cope

i've been asked this for quite some time. gonna clear that shiz up, brah:

-bob hugs is the only person from the forums i have met of course besides for that short time the "big bert" guy was here.
-since the above is true, that would mean i have never met boobz in person.
-regardless of what anyone believes, it is impossible to have sex with someone you've never met in person.
-bob hugs is the personified socially awkward penguin. nice guy, tho.
-never had sex with bob hugs. most physical contact was a hug... a hug for bob hugs.

[Ramen]

your like the moby dick of ruby net, the great spic whale

i need a pic of a sperm whale with a sombrero as my sig.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ramen comes back to town weaving her web of lies

[FFUUUUUU]

http://i1166.photobucket.com/albums/q604/ItTook7BooksToKillMe/231017.jpg

[syncan aka ken post jr]

srsly why do they call him big bert his dick was not even that big, was he super fat or something?

[Ramen]

srsly why do they call him big bert his dick was not even that big, was he super fat or something?

it was like a sign to his friend with the screen name "big bert", but on a drunk girl's forehead. his real name is... well, ask m0nde. he talks to him. i don't talk to him anymore.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

wtf monde talks to him like he stuck up an online relationship with that guy because of those pictures like 5 years later and he still keeps in contact with him, monde is the biggest fucking creeper on earth

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you should ask monde to be your first childs god father and he will fly out and go to the church service and monde can pm the kid on facebook every once and a while

[Ramen]

wtf monde talks to him like he stuck up an online relationship with that guy because of those pictures like 5 years later and he still keeps in contact with him, monde is the biggest fucking creeper on earth

says the guy who immediately made a thread about my rejoining and followed it with creepy pics of my ex...

[syncan aka ken post jr]

wow we where online at the same time, let me message your entire family and everyone on your facebook ramen because we are both online at 2am on a wed night, i always forget how fucking stupid people are after a while and it only takes like 5 or so posts to having it all come rushing back.

[maks]

ramen how did you become such a stupid annoying whore?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

didn't monde like call your mother on the phone and shit

[syncan aka ken post jr]

wasn't he like an usher at ambercrombie's wedding

[Ramen]

wow we where online at the same time, let me message your entire family and everyone on your facebook ramen because we are both online at 2am on a wed night, i always forget how fucking stupid people are after a while and it only takes like 5 or so posts to having it all come rushing back.

is that why you sent me a friend request here on the forums? lol i think you actually missed me my shit posts, and all the interesting, yet embarrassing things i bring to the forum.

[Ramen]

ramen how did you become such a stupid annoying whore?

baby i was born this way.

[maks]

baby i was born this way.

would you mind dying?

[maks]

I mean look at you it's not like you have a lot to live for

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i press that button for everyone (Expect garfield)

[Ramen]

would you mind dying?

you're such a hateful young man. why so hateful? were you molested as a child?

[Ramen]

i press that button for everyone (Expect garfield)

expect garfield? is he going to send me a request, too?

[maks]

you're such a hateful young man. why so hateful? were you molested as a child?

I'm a dedicated poster, I have no patience for people who are a detriment to the forum.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

if i look at a persons profile page i press the friend button, its not like anyone here is acutally my friend like we are not going to go have a beer later and your not going to invite me to your wedding and i am not going to fly 3000 miles to attend it or anything i just press the button because ?

[FFUUUUUU]

I'm a dedicated poster, I have no patience for people who are a detriment to the forum.

I didn't know how serious this forum was!

[FFUUUUUU]

if i look at a persons profile page i press the friend button, its not like anyone here is acutally my friend like we are not going to go have a beer later and your not going to invite me to your wedding and i am not going to fly 3000 miles to attend it or anything i just press the button because ?

I'm not on your friends list. Does that mean I'm not on your hit list during the "Zombie Apocalypse"?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

no lizard people on my list mr. punctuation.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ramens does not use capitalization the first words of her posts because it's been an unwritten rule of ytmnd fourms since 2004 that you don't do that, lizards don't know this they don't know that :nedm: is a real cat and he belongs to adair

[FFUUUUUU]

no lizard people on my list mr. punctuation.

Oddly enough, your spelling and punctuation has improved since I pointed it out, but not so much that it's too obvious. I'm proud of you. I'm not being patronizing, I'm legit proud.

[FFUUUUUU]

ramens does not use capitalization the first words of her posts because it's been an unwritten rule of ytmnd fourms since 2004 that you don't do that, lizards don't know this they don't know that :nedm: is a real cat and he belongs to adair

That is not Oreo. I remember Oreo.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

cool go tell jack evoeivoinvav about it cause you a fucking lizard

[Ramen]

holy shit!! on pg 2!!! C U ON PG 17!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[maks]

you can leave now ramen you've done enough harm for today

[Ramen]

you can leave now ramen you've done enough harm for today

i haven't harmed shit. maybe your hopes and dreams of a ramen-free forum...

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i would rather have 10 ramens then 1 lizard and ramen is a cum dumpster

[maks]

i haven't harmed shit. maybe your hopes and dreams of a ramen-free forum...

you being here degrades this forum's quality, you are killing it with every post.

[maks]

i would rather have 10 ramens then 1 lizard and ramen is a cum dumpster

a shitty poster is a shitty poster, ramen's no better than the lizards, she may even be worse.

[Ramen]

ooga booga booga!!

[syncan aka ken post jr]

the devil you know, the lizard people can't punch the keys for gods sake, they never will be able to either since the time for niggers stealing bikes is gone, so as shitty as it may be :nedm: is the common bond that holds the last 20 people here together, and the lizard people will never share that bond, so there terrible posts as terrible as most everyone else's here do not share any sort of connection, and they all need TO GET THE FUCK OUT

[syncan aka ken post jr]

THEY WILL NEVER PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GODS SAKE

[syncan aka ken post jr]

LIZARD HAS NO FINGERS HOW THEY GONNA PUNCH THE KEYS

[maks]

ramen has turned her back on punching keys, she's too busy licking assholes and having aids

[FFUUUUUU]

Dude, I've been with the ytmnd/ytmnsfw forums since 2005.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ok sycan

[syncan aka ken post jr]

fucking lizard

[Masteralundra]

Your obesity is accosting my retinas

[lnopia the great]

is accosting me millions

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ramen is not fat she's a proud robust women with a ton of redeeming qualitys,

did you know she active in her community helping underprivlagged orphans

all while at the same time working as a waitress putting her self though law school, and when she get's out she plans to work pro bono in the inner city helping poor people with there legal issues,

so before you sit behind your little computer and judge someone from there pictures, maybe think about the fact there another aucutal person on the other end of interent and maybe you only see one small part of them. but that's not all of them.

http://i.imgur.com/U7thD.jpg

[Ramen]

Your obesity is accosting my retinas

you're welcome..

[Ramen]

ramen is not fat she's a proud robust women with a ton of redeeming qualitys,

did you know she active in her community helping underprivlagged orphans

all while at the same time working as a waitress putting her self though law school, and when she get's out she plans to work pro bono in the inner city helping poor people with there legal issues,

so before you sit behind your little computer and judge someone from there pictures, maybe think about the fact there another aucutal person on the other end of interent and maybe you only see one small part of them. but that's not all of them.

http://i.imgur.com/U7thD.jpg

you're wayyyyyy to predictable, dp.

[Masteralundra]

Fucking getting a tolerance speech from Drunk Puppies where did I go wrong in my life? I guess I am being a hater (which is what squares do). Though I will not apologize I will say something nice.

Hey Ramen you look like you could bare many healthy offspring. Baybeh if you ever wanna lose some weight I actually have a patent pending sure-fire idiot-proof really works diet/weightloss program I invented because I'm so tired of seeing you people it makes me envy the blind.

[Ramen]

Fucking getting a tolerance speech from Drunk Puppies where did I go wrong in my life? I guess I am being a hater (which is what squares do). Though I will not apologize I will say something nice.

Hey Ramen you look like you could bare many healthy offspring. Baybeh if you ever wanna lose some weight I actually have a patent pending sure-fire idiot-proof really works diet/weightloss program I invented because I'm so tired of seeing you people it makes me envy the blind.

thanks, but these morbidly obese pics are old. i'm thinner now, eat healthy, and exercise regularly. i have lost 30-ish pounds and lost multiple jean sizes since any of these pics. i don't mind the rep of being fat. it's a good gimmick, and one i'm stuck with either way.

[Masteralundra]

I'd be more inclined to believe you if you weren't breathing so heavy I know you hungry girl get ya grub on.
Sorry, that's my mother speaking.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ramen did you get divorced yet. how long does monde have to wait till he get's his shot at you

[maks]

Fucking getting a tolerance speech from Drunk Puppies where did I go wrong in my life? I guess I am being a hater (which is what squares do). Though I will not apologize I will say something nice.

Hey Ramen you look like you could bare many healthy offspring. Baybeh if you ever wanna lose some weight I actually have a patent pending sure-fire idiot-proof really works diet/weightloss program I invented because I'm so tired of seeing you people it makes me envy the blind.

I like this guy

[Ramen]

I'd be more inclined to believe you if you weren't breathing so heavy I know you hungry girl get ya grub on.
Sorry, that's my mother speaking.

nice, but i don't get winded until i run 2 miles straight...

[F4]

i feel like i've gained weight just reading this thread

[Masteralundra]

I like this guy


Sorry I am filled with equal amounts of disdain for both furries and fatties.

[Ramen]

I like this guy

this your alt or something?

[maks]

Sorry I am filled with equal amounts of disdain for both furries and fatties.

That's a melvins poster, asswipe.

[Ramen]

That's a melvins poster, asswipe.

bitch, i don't know these things! i've been gone, dickwad.

[Masteralundra]

Gone to Golden Carrol

[Ramen]

Gone to Golden Carrol

no... i am fond of pita pit, tho... and it's "corral"

[Masteralundra]

Yeah, you'd know that.

[Ramen]

Yeah, you'd know that.

of course

[maks]

bitch, i don't know these things! i've been gone, dickwad.

who was talking to you?

[Ramen]

who was talking to you?

your mom was talking with her face in my cunt last night, faggot!!

[sex with dead people]

I'm pretty jealous of his mom then.

[Desolation]

Stirring that pot, let those posts simmer

[Ramen]

Stirring that pot, let those posts simmer

as requested...

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?164-Poster-Ramen-shit-was-so-ca-h

ALSO I WOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH LEGAL RESPERATION SOMEONE ONLINE IS SOILING YOUR GOOD NAME AND NEEDS TO STOP ALL THE SLANDER IT ACUTALLY MAKES ME QUITE MAD WHEN SOMEONE WOULD CALL INTO QUESTION YOUR HONOR

wtf ruby why did you delete that thread

[rubycalaber]

I didnt do anything blame clay

[steveyos]

it wouldn't be deleted at fjs that's for sure fuck these nazi mods

[rootbeer]

now dp cant beat off look what u guys did

[syncan aka ken post jr]

it was that faggot rootbeer clay made him mod of the archive and he is ramens white knight in a shinning neck beard and tube socks

[steveyos]

I'd pay at this point for all the rare marnie pics I probably never saw and every pic of gabi every

[steveyos]

my Queen.....

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i want pics of gabi's grandchildern in like 4 years when her kids have kids

[steveyos]

they're going to be moose

[cberry]

running 2 miles takes a toll on me big time

[cberry]

but i am also barely 5'8

[lnopia the great]

i can run 2 miles in my sleep

[rootbeer]

my dick is 2 miles long, so i am technically running that every time i get an erection

[Ramen]

my dick is 2 miles long, so i am technically running that every time i get an erection

so with that analogy, does getting an erection make you out of breath?

[lnopia the great]

you dont run out of breath with a 2 mile dick

[rootbeer]

^

[Ramen]

i mean when you get an erection. all that blood flow to a 2 mile long dick must be pretty exhausting...

[pilleater]

priya rai is hot

did i butcher her name? sorry, i meant the hot american-indian chick with breast implants

[rootbeer]

i mean when you get an erection. all that blood flow to a 2 mile long dick must be pretty exhausting...

i got the mad skills

[steveyos]

with a two mile dick you only have two choices in life


hotkinkyjo, and ramen

[pilleater]

i wanna to shoot sperms on priya right now stop making me horny her yelling is so hot.

[lnopia the great]

cant stand brown nips

[kackerot]

actually, i'm "looseing weight" now. i've lost 27.6lbs since march. like a boss!

...whats that put you at now, about 215lb.....I am guessin'...

[maks]

...whats that put you at now, about 215lb.....I am guessin'...

:worf:

[kackerot]

whats up maks....

[maks]

how's it going bro. very little has changed here, I'm still surrounded by stupid annoying faggots but for some reason I keep coming back

[kackerot]

how's it going bro. very little has changed here, I'm still surrounded by stupid annoying faggots but for some reason I keep coming back

...I feel the allure of wanting to see the stupidity level rise...i mean stevey and his fuckin site? How many times is he going to do that before he learns....fuck.fuck..

[lnopia the great]

...I feel the allure of wanting to see the stupidity level rise...i mean stevey and his fuckin site? How many times is he going to do that before he learns....fuck.fuck..

he knows exactly what he is doing he is just fucking insane

[kackerot]

you're such a hateful young man. why so hateful? were you molested as a child?

...i was and it was fun....i bet you were to... by five big black dudes and you liked it too...

[maks]

...I feel the allure of wanting to see the stupidity level rise...i mean stevey and his fuckin site? How many times is he going to do that before he learns....fuck.fuck..

until he gets treatment or finally goes off the deep end, I suppose.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i created this thread and now i want to destory it

[kackerot]

i created this thread and now i want to destory it







:worf:

[pilleater]

not if i can post just to make my post count go up

[steveyos]

he knows exactly what he is doing he is just fucking insane

call me...... The Jokester...... ............, . .....:smug:

[Ramen]

i created this thread and now i want to destory it

everyone knows a ramen thread will get pages and pages of replies... you took advantage of this fact...

[syncan aka ken post jr]

no acutally i just wanted to call you names and post those big bert pics so you would leave again for a couple years but that has not panned out for me just yet

[sex with dead people]

...whats that put you at now, about 215lb.....I am guessin'...

Aren't you the moron who posted pics of their spook baby holding a gun? Idk how a white guy could keep his dick hard long enough to penetrate some nigger's pussy, much less long enough to work out a nut.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i think you acutally hate non white people like in real life and it's not ironic for the internet or anything which is pretty terrible and you should maybe stop it

[syncan aka ken post jr]

like it's funny when you make jokes and shit about race (not you per say but in general) but when you spew acutal hate speech it makes me fell all icky SO PLEASE STOP BEING A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING JOSH

[sex with dead people]

I have internet tourettes.

[lnopia the great]

:test:

[syncan aka ken post jr]

more likely is that your parents and or foster parents where actual racists and you where indoctorend with racism as a youngster

[m0nde]

HI RAMEN ARE YOU STILL FAT?
i here ramen is looseing wait

[m0nde]

...whats that put you at now, about 215lb.....I am guessin'...bro, did you beat the cancer?
good to see you're still alive

[rootbeer]

...i was and it was fun....i bet you were to... by five big black dudes and you liked it too...

why do all of you posts have elipses...

[kackerot]

Aren't you the moron who posted pics of their spook baby holding a gun? Idk how a white guy could keep his dick hard long enough to penetrate some nigger's pussy, much less long enough to work out a nut.


...it is very nice of you to come to the rescue of fat Albert....aka ramen, but let us reflect on you for a moment, you are nothing more then a punk who smells his moms panties to get off, i mean that's not even cool....its one thing to be a degenerate scum bag like ruby who fools around with his sister, I mean some people have sisters i would even grace with a nut shot in the eye, but when you hide under your moms bed all night while she bangs 4 little boys and you touch your self holding a tent which is really her panties the time for therapy is at hand.....you are a waste of time space, and air.....and i think your gay.....

[rootbeer]

...stfu dumbass needless ellipses...

[maks]

kacerot is pretty good at creative writing, most people would just say "your mom is a whore" but he goes into intricate detail

[maks]

I totally admit that I was wrong back when he first showed up and I used to call him a fag all the time

[rootbeer]

he is probably ur alt lol

[maks]

I only wish I was brilliant enough to create someone like him.

[kackerot]

...stfu dumbass needless ellipses...

...for every ellipses I use its another baby killed in the congo....oh look there goes your who family rootbeer, sorry...

[FFUUUUUU]

he is probably ur alt lol

^

[kackerot]

he is probably ur alt lol

:worf:

[maks]

sometimes I'm wrong about people, I was wrong about kackerot. But I'm totally right when I say that ffuuuu is a stupid faggot, I don't expect my opinion on that to change.

[kackerot]

sometimes I'm wrong about people, I was wrong about kackerot. But I'm totally right when I say that ffuuuu is a stupid faggot, I don't expect my opinion on that to change.

:worf:




...do you want me to tell you everything will be ok maks...don't worry i hear steveoos likes you...you are important...

[steveyos]

don't you fucking dare say I like marks he's one of three people on my ignore list and everyone needs to stop quoting his posts

actually once people show up at fjs I'm outta here anyway

[m0nde]

sometimes I'm wrong about people, I was wrong about kackerot. But I'm totally right when I say that ffuuuu is a stupid faggot, I don't expect my opinion on that to change.srsly, the :lizard:s are running amok. someone needs to do sometnhing

[maks]

...do you want me to tell you everything will be ok maks...don't worry i hear steveoos likes you...you are important...

stevey's mad at me because he sent me some long rambling PM that really shed light on his mental illness and I posted it publicly. Also he begged me a hundred times to post on fjs and I refused.


srsly, the :lizard:s are running amok. someone needs to do sometnhing

he claims to be from tpilol but I haven't seen anyone there who's quite as bad as him, after all we're talking about the people who invented :bird:

[m0nde]

if he's from tpilol or whatever he's as bad as the :lizard:s he needs to be in the fucking :lizard:arium

[m0nde]

same style poster

[maks]

by the way your avatr looks exactly like an asian barry

[sex with dead people]

...it is very nice of you to come to the rescue of fat Albert....aka ramen, but let us reflect on you for a moment, you are nothing more then a punk who smells his moms panties to get off, i mean that's not even cool....its one thing to be a degenerate scum bag like ruby who fools around with his sister, I mean some people have sisters i would even grace with a nut shot in the eye, but when you hide under your moms bed all night while she bangs 4 little boys and you touch your self holding a tent which is really her panties the time for therapy is at hand.....you are a waste of time space, and air.....and i think your gay.....

Not sure what this has to do with you having a spook baby. But, I'd rather yank off to the scent of my mom's panties before sticking my dick inside of some nasty nigger bitch.

[kackerot]

Not sure what this has to do with you having a spook baby. But, I'd rather yank off to the scent of my mom's panties before sticking my dick inside of some nasty nigger bitch.

...so what you are telling us is when you yank off to your mom molesting 4 little Korean boys, you also like to smell her panties...ok I only have one question, what is your dad doing? Your dad is watching the two of you, right?...that's sick man,get some help...

[m0nde]

haha, only page 5

[FFUUUUUU]

...so what you are telling us is when you yank off to your mom molesting 4 little Korean boys, you also like to smell her panties...ok I only have one question, what is your dad doing? Your dad is watching the two of you, right?...that's sick man,get some help...

Just stop, man. Your posts like you try and care way too hard. You have to let the funny flow out of your fingertips, and not think about what would sound funny and offensive because if you think it will sound funny and offensive, then it will most likely sounds extremely retarded.

[m0nde]

stfu, cancerot is going to own you soon

[sex with dead people]

ITT: kackerot openly expressing his sexual fantasies for the forum to read.

[Ramen]

stfu, cancerot is going to own you soon

cancerot... irony within the name, yet a great pun, indeed, bRAH!!

[Masteralundra]

I am so tired of ellipsis

[rootbeer]

the ellipses are symbolic of when his respirator would kick in during normal speech

[Ramen]

:0replies:

[m0nde]

pussy looseing wait like a bowl of Ramen