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Certified Lily
08-31-2019, 10:13 PM
A friend of mine took me out to dinner, then we had a barbecue, roasted marsh mellow s , then had sex. was told I was pretty twice
now I'm drunk

m0nde
08-31-2019, 10:14 PM
ahahahahahahhaha, right

Certified Lily
08-31-2019, 10:16 PM
It's true, believe it or not, don't matter I know it's true

Certified Lily
08-31-2019, 10:17 PM
It's true, believe it or not, don't matter I know it's truealso had my york shire groomed

Wendy <3
08-31-2019, 10:52 PM
A friend of mine took me out to dinner, then we had a barbecue, roasted marsh mellow s , then had sex. was told I was pretty twice
now I'm drunk


Did you let him jizz up your butt

Certified Lily
08-31-2019, 11:32 PM
In my face, I gave him a BJ, I really did, that's what I do best

Autistic Spectrum
08-31-2019, 11:51 PM
how old is your friend

Wendy <3
08-31-2019, 11:52 PM
Lily slone that's really gross you should be ashamed

Certified Lily
08-31-2019, 11:52 PM
how old is your friend

45

Certified Lily
08-31-2019, 11:53 PM
Maybe tomorrow

Wendy <3
08-31-2019, 11:55 PM
I hope you get aids lily slone you are bad

Autistic Spectrum
08-31-2019, 11:56 PM
this sounds totally made up please prove this.is.not.just another lie

Certified Lily
08-31-2019, 11:56 PM
Lol That's kind of harsh isn't it?

Autistic Spectrum
08-31-2019, 11:58 PM
old.age.would.kill.her long.before her HIV turns into.full blown.aids

clay
08-31-2019, 11:58 PM
he was thinking of your daughter while he fucked you

Certified Lily
08-31-2019, 11:59 PM
Not a lie, it's very true, I don't have to prove any thing to any body

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2019, 12:01 AM
idk why you tell really mundane lies here, who are you trying to impress

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 12:02 AM
he was thinking of your daughter while he fucked you

Jeeper clay :/

Wendy <3
09-01-2019, 12:02 AM
talk about that at lilys

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 12:04 AM
idk why you tell really mundane lies here, who are you trying to impress

Not a lie dim wite, dumb thing to lie about

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 12:07 AM
I pretended to be some one else, and that's all

Wendy <3
09-01-2019, 12:07 AM
Lily slone you are a troll and you need to quit it

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 12:08 AM
I'm ashamed of that fact,

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 12:09 AM
Lily slone you are a troll and you need to quit it

me be a troll lol, what are all of you :) :P

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 12:10 AM
Nothing else to say, I said a lot

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 12:15 AM
Not lying I called him, I was stressed

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2019, 12:32 AM
what's stressing you lily

clay
09-01-2019, 12:37 AM
mommy i cant breathe

Wendy <3
09-01-2019, 12:42 AM
Lily slone tell us more about your gloryhole

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 12:50 AM
Going to take a nap, I never sleep very long

Well I shave down there a little

clay
09-01-2019, 12:52 AM
did you have to take out the oxygen tube to suck that dink

m0nde
09-01-2019, 01:08 AM
also had my york shire groomed


Going to take a nap, I never sleep very long

Well I shave down there a littleshaving lily's yorkshire is now a meme

clay
09-01-2019, 01:26 AM
you have sexual experience with old, fat, white women, monde. tell us everything

m0nde
09-01-2019, 01:30 AM
yorkshire pudding is a funny name, clay, because it's not really a pudding at all

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 01:53 AM
You guys are silly :)

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2019, 01:56 AM
what actually happened to lily tonight, she stayed in and watched murder.she wrote and got drunk by herself and posted this bullshit lie on rubycalaber.com about her.getting jizzed.on by a sexy 45 year old.man

m0nde
09-01-2019, 01:58 AM
A friend of mine took me out to dinner, then we had a barbecue, roasted marsh mellow s , then had sex. was told I was pretty twice
now I'm drunklily, post a current picture of yourself so we can gauge the likelihood of this being true

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2019, 02:00 AM
she also.had.to force herself to stay off the.fourm for a few hours.so.her lie.would.seem.real

m0nde
09-01-2019, 02:02 AM
this is as weird as that lisa thing where she sat in a field, took a picture of grass and water and then made up some lie about going to a 5-star restaurant with her mother

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 02:16 AM
I'm not Lisa

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 02:18 AM
geesh can't tell the truth with out being called a lyar

m0nde
09-01-2019, 02:19 AM
no, you're not. lisa doesn't lie and my saying shit about her sitting in a field is a lie, but it's ongoing, so i'll keep saying it

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2019, 02:20 AM
let's see a picture of the jizz.on your.face.lily,.oh wait you don't have one cause this bullshit never happened

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 02:20 AM
lily, post a current picture of yourself so we can gauge the likelihood of this being true

Not going to happen

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2019, 02:21 AM
lily's web of.lies and deceit

m0nde
09-01-2019, 02:22 AM
lisa has posted pictures of herself, dark vag pic, tits with clips, can shoved in hole, et cetera, but you're not lisa, so...

too bad, lily, you are definitely not lisa

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 02:23 AM
did you have to take out the oxygen tube to suck that dink

it does not into my my mouth, it's the nose

m0nde
09-01-2019, 02:24 AM
a picture is worth a thusand words, lily. people don't undrstand this oxygen mask in the nose thing. just post a pic, jeepers!

Autistic Spectrum
09-01-2019, 02:24 AM
shove.it up your flabby pussy

Certified Lily
09-01-2019, 02:25 AM
It not flabby

m0nde
09-01-2019, 02:35 AM
lily, would you consider getting the word "jeepers" tattooed across the part where your yorkshire used to have hair?

Battery Bits
09-01-2019, 02:59 AM
this is as weird as that lisa thing where she sat in a field, took a picture of grass and water and then made up some lie about going to a 5-star restaurant with her mother

You’re a fucking try-hard, I took my mum to a restaurant

Battery Bits
09-01-2019, 03:01 AM
no, you're not. lisa doesn't lie and my saying shit about her sitting in a field is a lie, but it's ongoing, so i'll keep saying it

You’re retarded

m0nde
09-01-2019, 03:22 AM
stfu retard

Battery Bits
09-01-2019, 03:24 AM
*YAWN*

Fuck off to ezmanga and take the tard lily with you, shit posters

m0nde
09-01-2019, 03:34 AM
irony

Autistic Spectrum
09-16-2019, 10:47 AM
In my face, I gave him a BJ, I really did, that's what I do best

lily did he cum in your chins?

paperflowers
09-16-2019, 01:00 PM
lily did he cum in your chins?

Your sick.

Dirty Нarry
04-17-2020, 11:02 PM
In my face, I gave him a BJ, I really did, that's what I do best

Lyer lily shut the fuck up !

Coolposter_2007
04-21-2020, 12:39 AM
A friend of mine took me out to dinner, then we had a barbecue, roasted marsh mellow s , then had sex. was told I was pretty twice
now I'm drunk

Lol, cool. Hope you had a good one! :cake: