Sodas of America - Moxie

[maks]

Moxie is popular only in Maine, and only because it's made in Maine. It tastes like you mixed 2 parts store brand cola, 1 part store brand diet rootbeer, let it sit open to go flat for a day or so, and then shat in it. Supposedly it's called Moxie because "it takes a lot of moxie to drink this", so they've known it sucks since before it had a name.

Rating: Fuck Moxie, don't drink it. Tell everyone from Maine it's shit. They need to hear it from somebody.

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[Desolation]

Moxie rules dude.

[maks]

found the maine resident

[Desolation]

i was visiting Massachusetts when i had it it was delicious

[maks]

you were probably drinking dr pepper in a moxie bottle cause there's no way

[m0nde]

moxie is a copy of Vim cola in FO4. The Maine Thing is The Main Thing

[maks]

moxie is made of paint thinner and old man breath

[m0nde]

moxie captains blend makes sea creatures like giant lobsters abd razor clams less likely to attack you

[maks]

Moxie is one of the primary reason why NH is better than maine

[internutt]

Moxie is one of the primary reason why NH is better than maine

man true talk i had to go through veront NH and newyork state and it was so boring i cant imagine ever going back for any reason

[maks]

the white mountains are fucking gorgeous and they have the best food spots in new england

[internutt]

the white mountains are fucking gorgeous and they have the best food spots in new england

its a hard sell though i kinda believe you, i fucking hate canadian maritimers, i mean i really fucking hate them. i cant imagine much good up(down) there, but i had some good clam there ill say

[maks]

northern nh is landlocked