Introducing: The Officialt Rubynet School of Posting Quality

[boobz]

Hey all,
Here is a sandbox thread for you to start practicing some quality posting ideas into.
No judgement here.

In the coming months:

Week 1: Learn to post with style
Week 2: Learn to make great jokes
Week 3: Flaming, owning, trolling intensive course
Week 4: Thread tips and more
Week 5: Graduation

Sign up below. I will lead this course starting Monday. Keep your eye out for Week 1 thread!
The course is approx 4 hours per week contact time.
Course fees: $165 per/week, or $660 up-front (a saving of 20%!!). Paypal now accepted.

[Garfield]

did you just copy my fjs post from yesterday?

[steveyos]

I bet matt mentioned me or fjs at least 1039495848392929394699695939999119199984844485483728281939495959593939291919994959494 times in his post or at least 2944929020494 times that

[steveyos]

and had nothing but nice, original things to say

[steveyos]

he's a good boy

[FFUUUUUU]

Boobz is the last person to school anyone on "good posting".

[steveyos]

now that is true

[Garfield]

Actual FJS Testimonials from Actual FJS School of Posting Alumni:

"FJS School of Posting doesn’t just give you one skill; it gives you a basket of tools that are transferable to any forum. You are getting the best education in an internet that is unparalleled in the world for exposure. These are two things that will equip you for a life of posting in forums."
- KillGreys
Class of 2012

"We are learning the foundation of how to construct ideas so that they amuse others. We work a lot on writing, being concise, being creative. FJS School of Posting obviously has the name and the prestige that goes along with that name; forums are looking to register FJS School of Posting graduates."
- Barry
Class of 2012

"We is workin wit actual comedy, actual god trolls. We test our skillz in da irl environment. I neva found a forum dat even came close to offrin wat da FJS Skool o Postin program offers."
- Cberry
1987 - 2012

"Steveyos did, he really knows how to photoshop, perfect, you can notice to their positions are perfect forum of joy."
- Elezzark
Class of 2012

"Coming from an institution like FJS School of Posting that has a brand value goes a very long way. It gives you an edge over all of the rest of the forums."
- BobHughes
Class of 2012

[Camoron]

i find the way you makwe cberry talk to be very racist and not at all representative of the real cberry

[Garfield]

lasagna would be purrrrfect right now

[lnopia the great]

^

[Garfield]

spinach and mixed greens with a little feta, roma tomatoes, cucumbers, red wine vinagrette, cracked pepper and olive oil


GOD DAMN I AM A MASTER CHEF

[Garfield]

professional salad tosser

[elezzzark]

http://www.afp.gov.au/policing/cybercrime/internet-fraud-and-scams.aspx


http://www.afp.gov.au/policing/cybercrime/~/media/afp/images/page-images/m/mule-recruitment.ashx

[elezzzark]

What's name of the boobz company? Matt Bailey's Professional Internet Posting Ltd. ?

[elezzzark]

Reported this thread via http://www.consumerfraudreporting.org/cfr.php?URL=http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?2111-Introducing-The-Officialt-Rubynet-School-of-Posting-Quality

[FFUUUUUU]

What's name of the boobz company? Matt Bailey's Professional Internet Posting Ltd. ?

Purple Platypus Productions

[steveyos]

hahahahahah cberry oh I was just like good post so far jake the snake, or, jake the cat, well, the cberry part was worth it

would read again

[boobz]

Purple Platypus Productions

Was a small-time audio/video production business that I ran out of Sydney until 2004. You are almost 10 years behind.

[boobz]

Reported this thread via http://www.consumerfraudreporting.org/cfr.php?URL=http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?2111-Introducing-The-Officialt-Rubynet-School-of-Posting-Quality

You take the internet pretty seriously.

[FFUUUUUU]

Was a small-time audio/video production business that I ran out of Sydney until 2004. You are almost 10 years behind.

Holy shit, man! How old are you??

[elezzzark]

You take the internet pretty seriously.

You have been trolled :heh:


:wait: also, you seriously need to get a life

[boobz]

:wait: also, you seriously need to get a life

Coming from someone who's life was completely dedicated to gush for years and years, that's quite funny.

:goodone:

[elezzzark]

Coming from someone who's life was completely dedicated to gush for years and years, that's quite funny.

:goodone:

Years and years? :refuse:

it was just 2 months and look somebody who wants to talk about gush, not me.

Learn how to read the history before you make up about your life while you lie to everyone here :time:

[F4]

i dropped out of posting school

[m0nde]

purple platypus productions school of being a spaz

[Camoron]

we can all take lessons from http://www.ucbcomedy.com/groups/view/37/adair

[boobz]

Years and years? :refuse:

it was just 2 months and look somebody who wants to talk about gush, not me.

Learn how to read the history before you make up about your life while you lie to everyone here :time:

Ahmm, well when was the gush 'incident' that destroyed your life? 2009? 2010? I can't remember. I'd say that even at 2010 to mid-2012 is years and years.

[boobz]

purple platypus productions school of being a spaz

welp you got me

[maks]

it's years, not years and years. years and years implies multiple plural units of years, a minimum of 4.

[boobz]

it's years, not years and years. years and years implies multiple plural units of years, a minimum of 4.

:beat:

[Garfield]

JESUS CHRIST CAN ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL IDEA

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/B1WD4.jpg fuck wit me nigga

[elezzzark]

Angelica Ashley, gtfo :slap:

[Garfield]

get on my dick you naughty little shiksa

[boobz]

nah she's way too skinny for you garf. this idea was actually originally mine garfield if you recall. I posted a thread in 2007 on 'YTMNSFW University' and held a real 4-week course. jamlayfa was the best student and that was the year I realized ted stevens was a colossal faggot (but then i saw his bitch and felt sorry for him)

[elezzzark]

boobz writes fanfic about his imaginary students who post here :wasntme:

[boobz]

you are all literally raging out so hard about me can we just rename this forum 'boobz talk'? I am the forumicon/iconoclastic/fjs GodTroll (tm)

[m0nde]

you're just a spaz, bRO who is embarrassed about his real life, so he's got to make up lies to tell on a gay nigger dick forum.

[elezzzark]

Lets compare between boobz and m0nde

Boobz, is a liar and rapist who really needs to fuck ramen

m0nde, is a crazy motherfucker who has pathetic life thanks to sacrifice of alison and bobsley

[steveyos]

WE ALWAYS LOVE US

[maks]

WE ALWAYS LOVE US

first funny stevey post of 2012