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Autistic Spectrum
04-06-2019, 11:42 AM
that stupid bogan bitch turns on my lights and tells me what the weather is

Skooks
04-07-2019, 09:15 AM
I too, enjoy my NSA listening devices. Who wouldn't want government access to their private conversations?

Autistic Spectrum
04-08-2019, 11:04 AM
this is why nobody likes you

rubycalaber
04-08-2019, 12:00 PM
note how all these AI assistant things have female names and default female voices since the patriarchy wants women to always be seen as subservient

Captain Janeway
04-08-2019, 12:53 PM
The american cunt on google maps talks too much, I set mine to the brit chick. She also sounds more confident about telling me to drive in circles or the opposite direction of where i want to be

maks
04-08-2019, 05:17 PM
I too, enjoy my NSA listening devices. Who wouldn't want government access to their private conversations?

save it for reddit

Skooks
04-09-2019, 09:35 AM
At least I'm not a nigger who puts CIA devices in their living room.

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2019, 02:16 PM
what would the nsa want to listen too about your boring ass life

Autistic Spectrum
04-09-2019, 02:17 PM
i just yelled 40 NSA keywords at my dumb bogan google home lady and i don't see any homeland security swat teams in my driveway you faggot

Cag.
04-09-2019, 02:25 PM
ask lisa about local mosques and where you can buy 300 blackouts in bulk

Cag.
04-09-2019, 02:26 PM
tell lisa "screw your optics. im going in"

Wendy <3
04-09-2019, 03:24 PM
tell lisa "screw your optics. im going in"

Hi.

m0nde
04-09-2019, 07:45 PM
tell lisa to send swat to wylie, tx to break cag out of her closet dungeon

Autistic Spectrum
04-10-2019, 09:45 AM
my puppy is named wylie

Wendy <3
04-10-2019, 04:00 PM
I wonder if cagjon still abuse their dogs

maks
04-10-2019, 08:53 PM
NOVA IS THE BEST DOG YOU FUCKING PHILISTINES

maks
04-10-2019, 08:53 PM
:nova: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DOG LOOK AT HER

m0nde
04-10-2019, 11:37 PM
is nova still around?

maks
04-11-2019, 07:01 AM
if by around you mean in my lap right now then yes

Autistic Spectrum
04-11-2019, 07:33 AM
https://i.imgur.com/dIH3B50.jpg

just a gay man and his 2 little french bulldogs living in a straight mans world

maks
04-11-2019, 06:27 PM
I'll bet they get you lots of cock

m0nde
04-12-2019, 12:00 AM
those dogs are awesome

Wendy <3
04-12-2019, 09:41 AM
Lily... dog forum please

m0nde
04-12-2019, 10:33 AM
dog trolled

Certified Lily
04-12-2019, 03:51 PM
Lily... dog forum please

You do realize no one posts at my forums :( or I'd be happy too

m0nde
04-14-2019, 01:00 AM
lol

Cams Purple Lambo
04-14-2019, 12:18 PM
You do realize no one posts at my forums :( or I'd be happy too

no one posts on copd support group forums?

maks
04-23-2019, 09:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/t0F80wV.jpg