herpreader
05-01-2014, 06:20 AM
herpreader (http://rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=1913) has reported a post.
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reported for being too accurate
Post: Lisa's vagina timeline (http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20546&p=775346097#post775346097)
Forum: Dr. m0nde's House Call
Assigned Moderators: N/A
Posted by: Camoron (http://rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=63)
Original Content:
1944 - lisas vagina travels back in time, has sex with hitler
1945 - hitler dies of aids
1964 - lisa and her vagina are born in australia
1965 - lisas vagina reaches its first perfect form, is ripe for the picking
1966 - lisa slips and breaks her perfect vagina, vaginal reconstructive surgery takes place; abo skin grafts are used, resulting in brown bits
1967 - lisa explores her new vagina for the first time
1968 - penguin sticks its beak in lisas vagina, lisa is traumatized for life - vows to never let anything come between her and her vagina ever again
1969 - lisa sticks a joey in her vagina and pretends to be a kangaroo
1970 - lisas vagina reaches its second perfect form
1971 - lisa obessively fingers herself throughotu whatever the australian equivalent to first grade is, is held back a grade
1972 - lisas vagina is forever altered by ehr encounter with her babysitter
1973 - lisa figners herself more than ever, kepeing her vagina loosened as she has big plans for it
1975 - lisa has sex with severla truckers, shes 11 but tells them shes 14
1977 - lisa begins practicing shotoign ping pongs out of her vagina as an opening act for the penguin isalnd comedy club
1978 - lisas comedy routeine doesnt go over well and she realizes shes not funny, but her vagina ping pong act gets scouted by the circus
1979 - lisa and her vaguina get a full scholarship to clown school from PT Barnum
1980 - lisas vagina fucsk the shit out of all the other clowns; its college after all
1981 - lisas vaginal ping pong show goes on the road and people flock from all over tow itness it, sex with carnies? you better belive it.
1982 - lisas vagina fucks soemoen on the schoolboard to obtain a GED
1983 - lisa meet sher former bbabysitter drunk in a bar, and fucks his brains out
1985 - lisas vaigna is diagnosed with AIDS
1987 - lisas vagina is equipped with futuer technology and sent back in time on a secret mission to kill hitler
1988 - lisas vagina returns to her; revealed she "accidentally" had sex with charlie chaplin
1989 - lisas vagina once again sent out to kill hiter;
1990 - lisas vagina returns. she spedns a year without a vagina, even toghugh time travel would completley negate any reason that it couldnt just come back right away, lol
1991 - lisa has her first abortion, tiw ill forever hold a special place in her vagina as a baby finger has permanently become lodged there
1992 - lisa reveals it was HITELRS BABY so aborting it was probably a good thing, so just FUCK OFF you obsessed fucktard
1993 - lisas vagina has a thing for michael jackson, tjhey just got him in australia
1995 - lisas vagina earns her a college dergee
1996 - lisas vagina fucks it all up because it cant contain its odor and she loses her godo paying job
1997 - lisa overestimates her vaginas capabilities, and severely ruptures it when tryng to take 3 abo dicks at the same time
1998 - lisa goes on disability for her broke vagina, has vaginal recontsuctive surgeyr again, more brown bits
1999 - lisa gets a television for the first time in her life, not really relevant to her vagina
2000 - lisas vagina reaches its third perfect form
2001 - lisa enjoys watching the rpice is right duringt he day, orw hatever australians watch on daytime tv
2002 - lisas vagina fucks her way to tghe top and earns another college degree: sleazy peasy japanesy
2003 - lisas vagina is in decline...
2004, lisas vagina pushes carts at walmart
2005 - lisa has trouble finding anyonet o fuck her vagina hole
2006 - lisa begin writing letetrs, actual letters, to prisoners, hoping they will fuck her vagina
2007 - lisas vagina begins taking an aspirin regimen because its not as young as it used to b e
2008 - lisa touches herself while listneing to eminem
2009 - lisas vagina comes in useful to feed mice to the snakesa t the pet store she works at
2010 - lisa gets a computer just so she can post about eminem and her vagina on the intenret
2011 - lisa discovers troll forums where she can tell people about her vagina and be ridiculed, but not banned
2012 - lisa begins posting on rubyenet where all the boys drool over her tasty brown bits
2013 - lisa cons a retarded man into flying across the planet to jhave sex with her vagina; jizz all over the place, rootys rod causes permanent damage; there will be no more perfect forms of lisas vagina
2014 - lisa sends rooty home in hopes that a guy who has done nothing but trick her will drive sevrla hours to have sex with her
Reason:
reported for being too accurate
Post: Lisa's vagina timeline (http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20546&p=775346097#post775346097)
Forum: Dr. m0nde's House Call
Assigned Moderators: N/A
Posted by: Camoron (http://rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=63)
Original Content:
1944 - lisas vagina travels back in time, has sex with hitler
1945 - hitler dies of aids
1964 - lisa and her vagina are born in australia
1965 - lisas vagina reaches its first perfect form, is ripe for the picking
1966 - lisa slips and breaks her perfect vagina, vaginal reconstructive surgery takes place; abo skin grafts are used, resulting in brown bits
1967 - lisa explores her new vagina for the first time
1968 - penguin sticks its beak in lisas vagina, lisa is traumatized for life - vows to never let anything come between her and her vagina ever again
1969 - lisa sticks a joey in her vagina and pretends to be a kangaroo
1970 - lisas vagina reaches its second perfect form
1971 - lisa obessively fingers herself throughotu whatever the australian equivalent to first grade is, is held back a grade
1972 - lisas vagina is forever altered by ehr encounter with her babysitter
1973 - lisa figners herself more than ever, kepeing her vagina loosened as she has big plans for it
1975 - lisa has sex with severla truckers, shes 11 but tells them shes 14
1977 - lisa begins practicing shotoign ping pongs out of her vagina as an opening act for the penguin isalnd comedy club
1978 - lisas comedy routeine doesnt go over well and she realizes shes not funny, but her vagina ping pong act gets scouted by the circus
1979 - lisa and her vaguina get a full scholarship to clown school from PT Barnum
1980 - lisas vagina fucsk the shit out of all the other clowns; its college after all
1981 - lisas vaginal ping pong show goes on the road and people flock from all over tow itness it, sex with carnies? you better belive it.
1982 - lisas vagina fucks soemoen on the schoolboard to obtain a GED
1983 - lisa meet sher former bbabysitter drunk in a bar, and fucks his brains out
1985 - lisas vaigna is diagnosed with AIDS
1987 - lisas vagina is equipped with futuer technology and sent back in time on a secret mission to kill hitler
1988 - lisas vagina returns to her; revealed she "accidentally" had sex with charlie chaplin
1989 - lisas vagina once again sent out to kill hiter;
1990 - lisas vagina returns. she spedns a year without a vagina, even toghugh time travel would completley negate any reason that it couldnt just come back right away, lol
1991 - lisa has her first abortion, tiw ill forever hold a special place in her vagina as a baby finger has permanently become lodged there
1992 - lisa reveals it was HITELRS BABY so aborting it was probably a good thing, so just FUCK OFF you obsessed fucktard
1993 - lisas vagina has a thing for michael jackson, tjhey just got him in australia
1995 - lisas vagina earns her a college dergee
1996 - lisas vagina fucks it all up because it cant contain its odor and she loses her godo paying job
1997 - lisa overestimates her vaginas capabilities, and severely ruptures it when tryng to take 3 abo dicks at the same time
1998 - lisa goes on disability for her broke vagina, has vaginal recontsuctive surgeyr again, more brown bits
1999 - lisa gets a television for the first time in her life, not really relevant to her vagina
2000 - lisas vagina reaches its third perfect form
2001 - lisa enjoys watching the rpice is right duringt he day, orw hatever australians watch on daytime tv
2002 - lisas vagina fucks her way to tghe top and earns another college degree: sleazy peasy japanesy
2003 - lisas vagina is in decline...
2004, lisas vagina pushes carts at walmart
2005 - lisa has trouble finding anyonet o fuck her vagina hole
2006 - lisa begin writing letetrs, actual letters, to prisoners, hoping they will fuck her vagina
2007 - lisas vagina begins taking an aspirin regimen because its not as young as it used to b e
2008 - lisa touches herself while listneing to eminem
2009 - lisas vagina comes in useful to feed mice to the snakesa t the pet store she works at
2010 - lisa gets a computer just so she can post about eminem and her vagina on the intenret
2011 - lisa discovers troll forums where she can tell people about her vagina and be ridiculed, but not banned
2012 - lisa begins posting on rubyenet where all the boys drool over her tasty brown bits
2013 - lisa cons a retarded man into flying across the planet to jhave sex with her vagina; jizz all over the place, rootys rod causes permanent damage; there will be no more perfect forms of lisas vagina
2014 - lisa sends rooty home in hopes that a guy who has done nothing but trick her will drive sevrla hours to have sex with her