when I'm not drunk anymore

[ObedientGirl69]

I'm going to go to McDonalds

[Autistic Spectrum]

you drink alone :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

would buy you a few pints of fosters or kangroo jacks or what ever the fuck you drink over there if i could

[Dirty Beatle]

I didn't know I was drunk enough until security escorted me out of the bar

I had only paid for 2 drinks but drank about 200 or something

*smokes joint*

I tell ya, alcohol is very very bad stuff

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa what did you do to get kicked out of a backwater asutlirain bar ,lol it must have been something really bad

[Dirty Beatle]

I just took the escort out as a sign that I had drunk enough now.

[ObedientGirl69]

I was picking up all the hot girls and they were giving me drinks, especially the ones that decided they were too drunk to drink their drink

no-one believed that I was 35 years old but it's true

[ObedientGirl69]

I was picking up all the hot girls and they were giving me drinks, especially the ones that decided they were too drunk to drink their drink

no-one believed that I was 35 years old but it's true*checks the math*

yeah about that

[Autistic Spectrum]

my guess is either you started yelling at someone or everyone or where stealing there drinks or where getting grabby and molesting people, and then they asked you nicely to leave

[cag]

Its like afternoon in austalia there hot girls go to the club's at night. Only alcoholics and old pple are at the bar in the afternoon

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa what is the bar you hang out at called it's it called the rusty quokka

[ObedientGirl69]

Its like afternoon in austalia there hot girls go to the club's at night. Only alcoholics and old pple are at the bar in the afternoon
bitch you're so dumb

it's 11am

I have no idea what time it was when I was escorted from the bar after drinking your body weight in alcohol

but I got there after 11pm after polishing off 4 drinks

[Autistic Spectrum]

would love to get super drunk with lisa and cag at the same time, that's my dream basically

[ObedientGirl69]

yeah yeah

I was picking fights again

[Autistic Spectrum]

how many tossers and shovel face slags did you punch in the face lisa

[ObedientGirl69]

heh

I couldn't for the life of me focus on any prick because some of the bitches were so hot lol and I felt a mixture of maternal instinct and lesbianism for some of them

[Autistic Spectrum]

you should have punched them in there cunts and then fiddled with there bits ,, two birds with one stone lisa

[ObedientGirl69]

how many tossers and shovel face slags did you punch in the face lisaI refrained from actually punching anyone... I think... my mouth would have run off plenty enough... oh well can't have done too much damage, was only security and not the cops that escorted me out and truthfully it was just as well because I only meant to go for a couple of drinks and if I had drank anymore I would be dead or something

[ObedientGirl69]

sometimes it's just too complicated to pick up when you're bisexual

[ObedientGirl69]

I've totally fucked a bitch in the "ladies" toilet of a pub before

yep.

The other "ladies" who walked in were kind of shocked lol

[Lexi Persimmons]

lisa, what kind of ugly bush pigs do take home to fondle?

[Lexi Persimmons]

do they comment on that strong urine smell coming from your carpet?

[ObedientGirl69]

the only guy who had a proper crack at me last night I decided was too young

damn my foolish morals, he was old enough to be in a bar

but ugh

anyway drunken excursion over... gonna wait now until I haven't got alcohol in my blood and go get Maccas

I think a nap may help

[ObedientGirl69]

do they comment on that strong urine smell coming from your carpet?wtf?

also cag looks super bogan in that pic

would totally pick a fight with her at the pub or call her "shazza" and slap her around the "ladies" toilet.

[steveyos YOLO]

Did you end up getting fucked up the ass or what

[Autistic Spectrum]

shazza bitches, think they can step to this, pls niggger ever heard of a little web fourm called emineiene.dotcom

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa check your pm's :wink:

[Dirty Beatle]

Did you end up getting fucked up the ass or what

Lol

No, not this time.... at least not my knowledge

[steveyos YOLO]

There's always next time

[herpreader]

how are you people still reading more than one lisa post a week

[herpreader]

this shit is worse than ever I can't read these posts I actually can't, they're so bad, sad, horrible, lonely, somebody put lisa out of our misery already CLAY

[herpreader]

I am gonna delete this account so I can't see this sadness any more

[Dirty Beatle]

There's always next time

I've done my bit for Australia, I left the house, went to the pub and got spastic drunk. I believe that is all that is required of my civil duty and I can stay in bed and smoke joints for the rest of the year.

[ObedientGirl69]

how are you people still reading more than one lisa post a week

Reading Lisa posts is bad for your brain and is not for retarded cry baby pussies. Log out now, log out while you still can.