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09-19-2018, 04:57 PM

AlmightyLOL (also known as XYTMND and The Treehouse) is a forum created by former YTMND forum members Tokosan and Pidda for users of the first version of the YTMND forums, after they were shut down in 2005. Almighty LOL is also abbreviated "ALOL". However, the users of Almighty LOL have shown animosity against the current YTMND forums, which has caused YTMND to add the word "almighty" to its list of censored words.

It should be noted that the name XYTMND was originally used for a site created by ex-forum moderator Sub-Zer0 when Max shut down the original forums due to the amount of material he deemed undesirable.

The Forum Community
AlmightyLOL has gained a reputation for being very group-oriented by nature. They do not accept newbies very often, and when they do, they are harassed and patronized until their post count is at a respectable level.

Unlike YTMND, all of AlmightyLOL is NSFW, giving its users chances to post a number of gruesome pictures, ranging from child porn to dead babies. However, because of the gauntlet new members are required to run to gain acceptance in the forum, the forums have a relatively small number of trolls or spammers, and have developed a well-knit community. Most questionable accounts are gimmicks for other main posters and the content of their posts can be easily predicted.

Fads are present on ALOL as they are on many forums of its style, but they are not as common as they are on YTMND, for example. Any transfer of fads from any other forum is considered heresy and is treated as such. This rule applies even when the fad is used in a satrical or scarcastic sense; despite the intended purpose of ridculing the origin of the fad this practice is looked down upon.

Outside the Forums
The senior community of ALOL extends well past the forums for communication. Almost all members have and use various IM programs (Mostly AIM). Communication over IM has evolved into a pure extension of the forums themselves, in which almost all conversations are carried out in the typical, satrical forum style. In many cases chats are started for the sole purpose of making something funny and posting the transcript on the forum later.

A small but growing secondary medium for communication is the use of TeamSpeak. ALOL possesses its own TS server, but it is rarely used. Private servers of various forum members are used instead; this is mainly for the purpose of moderation and control over the server itself. Usually the ratio of admins to users is about 2:1, allowing for quick reaction to any disturbance and allowing for TS to be a valueable, controlable medium for communication. It is also used when the forum gets addicted to a game, as they usually do as a group, for communication during these matches.

Most notable among the games played are Counter-Strike: Source, EVE-Online, and World of Warcraft. Most games played by the forum have a clan or guild that the members group in, but this is rarely, if ever, officaly affilated with the forums themselves. These associations are also rarely just filled with ALOL members, usually including friends of the boards posters. In the special case of Counter-Strike, there are several clans that "compete", but mostly on a satirical level.

x-ytmnd
A forum created by Sub-Zer0, former moderator of the ytmnd forums. Max, the site admin of YTMND, left the site for most of the summer, and when he came back, he was appalled by the forums. He was mortified by all of the gay porn, anime porn, and racism on the YTMND forums. Max announced that people like Herr Ragnar and JEWKILLER were all a bunch of nazi fucks and that he would shut down the forums if they didnt stop it. After he posted the announcement, he said he would shut down the forums for good later that night. A huge flamewar between Max and other members of YTMND insued. Max failed to realize that every single thing on the YTMND forums was mearly a joke. Max got pissed off because he took all the pro-nazi and pro-communist posts seriously, and bitched about how the forums lacked any intelligent disscusion and was wasting his bandwith. He then banned all the members who made nazi jokes and the ones who made communist jokes. Sub-Zer0 unbanned all of the people Max banned, and then Sub-Zer0 unbanned them. Max then banned Sub-Zer0, and Sub-Zer0 then offered to help Max with the bandwith costs and sent him money. Max ignored Sub-Zer0 and Sub-Zer0 wanted his money back. Max shut down the forums.

And thus Sub-Zer0 created the X-YTMND forums on his original site. Basically, Max failed to realize that nothing was meant to be taken seriously on the forums, but Max allowed the ''INTERNET. SERIOUS BUISNESS.'' syndrome to take over. When sites like ''Lollercaust'' and ''Niggerpunch'' are the most popular sites on YTMND yet you expect intelligent conversation on the forums, you need a fucking CAT scan. After the new forums were opened up, a number of previous YTMND forum members started making pro-X-YTMND sites. This caused a backlash from the people who supported Max. X-YTMND still exists today on Sub-Zer0's website.
Fuck that jew Max- Join XYTMND today.

Interflop

Old school yo'

occe is god
Interflop war Internet Forum, gegründet durch zwei faggots genannt Stalin und Zhukov (ihn hat Familie Ausgaben). Das Forum galt als einen Spin-off von vielen Schwulen aus YTMND, die zum faggotry von YTMND neu sind, aber es war tatsächlich die Folge zu X-YTMND, ein Forum, das bestand mindestens 100 Jahren und bestand alte Schule aus Mitgliedern vom prachtvollen Alter von 2004, das von der Tyrannei maximalen von Jewbergs müde wuchs und heraus verbreitete, um eine neue, goldene Gemeinschaft unter der liebevollen Zeit zu verursachen, die vom Führer Stalin ihrer ist.

Ausserdem waren die Juden für 9/11 verantwortlich.

As of 11 June 2008, Interflop has made a return. Will it last longer than a week this time? Only time will tell this tale.

Contents
1 Notable Members/Groups/Love Triangles
2 The Death Of Interflute
3 The Aftermath
4 Rebirth
Notable Members/Groups/Love Triangles
Britfags Margoon, imacommie, Zoinkid, sips, Ben_Dover, Sir_Rowsty, Stevie and Jimp. Created the sub-forum loltheuronet, which saw the rise of the Euroshrew series, a failed food trade between America and Britain and 97% of the forum's humorous content.
occe (is god) and the furious reign of the occe army
Zhukov and his family issues
DavieD008 - Had one eye, was good at photoshop
Stalin's copypasta of mildly humorous SA threads, therefore saving everyone 10 bux
Krunksquad: CS:S crew consisting of over 9000 members world wide, made infamous by Ewokmyweewok and Jackmullen47 (Jewish)
The gay shift
MasterSaw - Hardcore Canada fag, has freckles on his dick
Ephraim and his posts of curious wonder
Princess - Possible alt of AFJ, claimed to have his baby
Gren - My beloved, you are within us always and forever. <3 ~~supa kawaii~, etc.
Team Weeaboo: Strossus (lives in a manga magazine down by the harbour), Anonymouse & Communist/Zoomunist/Zoomy etc. Despite adopting every possible nickname combination in the world nothing could hide the fact that he was a manga loving, obese middle-aged virgin.
Papajohn. lol.
tiki - Failed heroin addict, myg0t hax0r -Now DEAD, OD'd on heroin or something. RIP meng ;'[-
Dukat - YTMND fag, became mildly funny,
Zoloft - had IRL sex with Herr Ragnar or something, her existence was the pinnacle of many a debate with many claiming she was an alt
Charade - Old YTMND fag, put things in his anus (hello Speigalpwns) and had a girlfriend who resembled a hog roast
ShockingTubeOfToothPaste, became aroused at everything and anything and was the forum's official erotic fiction writer
Ira, Emporer of China - could not spell "emperor" correctly
KvanCetre - surprisedcat.jpg
danbizzle - Internet cool guy, makes your fridge look whack yo'
Kefka Palazzo, the Azn John Cusack
Sub-Zer0 - Lived in Canada and owned a moose farm, played UT and MK as a profession
Team Nazi: JEWKILLER, betardfoozer, AUFSTEHN, Herr Ragnar, Drunkchicken & AFJ
Zorn - 13 year old furry faggot. Had the voice of a 40 year old Mexican bus conductor.
robohomophobe - Cool guy
Dirt - Kurt Cobain
The_Internet_Police - Personal Therapist to Stalin, Protector of the internets
Everyone else was either an alt, not worthy of mentioning or was a YTMND faggot looking for acceptance amongst the elite.

The Death Of Interflute

Precious memories
After the forum started decreasing in lols a lot of members started disappearing as the ever growing wave of YTMND and allgames.com faggots rushed the boards, sucking cocks left, right and center in order to gain acceptance into the Interflop community. Then to make matters worse, Sub-Zer0 was unable to afford hosting costs any more due to being a poor Canadian who spent his last pennies on UT merchandise and bagged milk.

Thus Interflop was taken down. Exact date was not recorded as nobody fucking cared.

The Aftermath
A loltheuronet board was created in a desperate attempt by the remaining eurofags to preserve some of the funnies that was once so frequent on Interflop. Needless to say this fell through and is now deader than your chances of ever having sex.

The last known whereabouts of many X-YTMND and Interflop veterans is at Almightylol, which is a pack of YTMND furries attempt at trying to mimic Interflop.