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rubycalaber
09-11-2018, 11:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOTnAL00DyM

Cut my penis into pieces
This is it's last real sensation[1] (http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/03/prweb512999.htm)
Circumcision, no consent
Don't give a fuck that it reduces sensitivity by 75 percent[2] (http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2007/03/20/512999/BarChart.doc)

*baby crying sounds effects*

This operation kills 117 Americans a year[3] (http://www.circinfo.org/USA_deaths.html)

*baby crying sounds effects*

Cut my penis into pieces
Never get back the sensation[4] (http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2007/03/20/512999/touchtest3.jpg)
Circumcision, no consent
Don't give a fuck that it increases medical complications by 55 percent[5] (http://www.doctorsopposingcircumcision.org/for-professionals/complications/)
Do they even care that I didn't get anesthesia?[6] (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9606247)

Would it be wrong, would it be right?
If I cut my son when he's born
Chances are that I might
Mutilation out the womb
Because I'm experiencing cognitive dissonance[7] (http://martinspribble.com/2012/05/cognitive-dissonance-and-the-truth-about-circumcision-by-maria-bangs/)

'Cause I'm losing my foreskin, cuttin' my dong
Wish somebody would tell them it's wrong
Losing my pleasure[8] (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847), cutting my dong
Wish somebody would tell them it's wrong

I never realized the skin was spread too thin[9] (http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%20Scrotal%20Surgery/buried_penis.htm)
'Til it was too late and it was curved to the side[10] (http://www.urologytimes.com/modern-medicine-feature-articles/circumcision-error-leads-peyronies-disease)
Dry dick, jerking with lube and barely any feelin'[11] (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102?dopt=Abstract)
And fuckinging, dear god, where do I begin?[12] (http://www.circumstitions.com/Sexuality.html#women)

It all started when I lost my virginity
With the nasty scar she barely wanted it in her vicinity[13] (http://www.cirp.org/library/sex_function/bensley1/)
The foreskin acts as a seal to keep her juices inside[14] (http://i.imgur.com/cq2xrvU.png)
So my cock just caused her chaffing with nothing to help it glide[15] (http://www.circumcision.org/foreskin.htm)

'Cause they butchered my package, it's fucking savage
Did you know the pain causes babies brain damage?[16] (http://www.naturalnews.com/048907_male_circumcision_brain_damage_child_abuse.html)
And psychological baggage[17] (https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201501/circumcision-s-psychological-damage), for no advantage[18] (http://www.intactamerica.org/learnmore)
Did you know the pain causes babies brain damage?[19] (http://www.newstarget.com/2016-03-03-circumcision-causes-pain-so-severe-newborns-often-suffer-lasting-brain-trauma-as-a-consequence.html)

Trouble getting hard[20] (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=14979200&dopt=Abstract|), trouble screwing hard[21] (http://www.circumstitions.com/Functions.html)

I'm trying to think why they'd do something so mean
They say its for hygiene [22] (https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201109/more-circumcision-myths-you-may-believe-hygiene-and-stds)
But that's just a meme [23] (http://www.circumstitions.com/meme.html)
It can even cause gangrene [24] (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4306070/)
Is it because they use foreskins to make face cream? [25] (http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/10/oprah-skin-cream-foreskin-protest_n_3053871.html)

I... can't... give... my... girlfriend... an... orgasm... the normal way[26] (http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/ohara/)

Cut my penis into pieces
This causes developmental disorder increases[27] (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2902214/Circumcised-boys-likely-develop-autism-ADHD-10.html)
Circumcision, without consent
Don't give a fuck that it increases premature ejaculation by 42 percent[28] (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21492404)

Would I be wrong, or would I be right?
If I said it's because the Kellogg brothers[29] (http://www.historyofcircumcision.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=48&Itemid=0)
Lied to early 20th century american mothers?
That this horrible emasculation
Would prevent their sons masturbation?[30] (http://english.pravda.ru/science/health/27-03-2006/77873-circumcision-0/)

'Cause I'm telling the truth, that's why America started it[31] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision_controversies#History)
Now it's because they charge 300 dollars for the operation[32] (http://health.costhelper.com/circumcision.html)
The health reasons are all charades, it doesn't prevent AIDS[33] (http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/12/04/us-aids-circumcision-idUSN0345545120071204)
They really do charge 300 dollars for the operation[34] (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/08/21/study-as-circumcision-rates-drop-costs-increase/)

It even made my penis shorter![35] (http://www.drgreene.com/articles/inconspicuous-penis/) Doesn't even make me last any longer![36] (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2005.00070.x/abstract;jsessionid=E233A9E106A9A6D724B4E3606446784E.d03t01)

I'm jerkin and I'm cryin'

WE!!!

CANT!!!

GO!!!

ON!!!

CUT!!!

ING!!!

THIS!!!

WAY!!!

Can't go on!

Cutting this way!

*baby crying sounds effects*

Circumcision's not!

Right![37] (http://your.life)

*baby crying sounds effects*

clay
09-12-2018, 12:54 AM
why arent you using glow

Desolation
09-12-2018, 12:56 AM
That was really something Rubykins

Desolation
09-12-2018, 12:57 AM
Papa roach was my nickname in lasertag when I was 8 yos

Desolation
09-12-2018, 12:57 AM
But on the real if your parents slice your dick that’s really upsetting

ewokmyweewok
09-12-2018, 01:39 AM
bro ,loooove 9/11 big fan

juji
09-12-2018, 04:50 AM
Thats really good lyrics

Skooks
09-12-2018, 01:46 PM
Bro this song makes me nut harder than thinking about sucking off my dad.

ewokmyweewok
10-24-2018, 12:51 AM
sounds like im being fisted by a million niggers at once