Nickname For All My Gimmicks - vintage ruby rap from the alienware vaults circa 2012 for the 10th anniversary of the Troll Squad

[rubycalaber]

I wrote and recorded this back when tek and I would play GTA4 cops and crooks every weekend on the PS3 and I'd always listen to this song (which I couldnt find an instrumental for and the only one I can find now is just the ending music looped so I just used the actual track lel) on the in-game radio but I forgot I made it lmao and figured since it was July 18th 2008 when the Troll Squad first debuted this would be a fitting time, if you are a lizard and don't know who the Troll Squad are click here and scroll down a bit (http://www.freewebs.com/rubycalaber/signaturearchive.htm), they started life as parodies of the boss battles from MGS when I was attempting to review MGS4 but became their own whole other lovely thing, can't believe that was a fucking decade ago, I remember introducing the second wave of Troll Squad members in 2010 but it seemed like so much time had past since the gimmick started, but that feels like only last year or something when that was fucking 8 years ago, I literally stopped processing time when LOST ended I guess or it's just that rubynet is so great and time flies when you're having fun reading insane old ladies drama, anyway I think the lyrics are pretty funny but there's some autistic thing where youtube "normalizes" the volume or something e.g. lowers all of it because I yell jews too loudly once so I just boosted the volume some more which made them lower it again down to 24% if you look at the "stats for nerds" right click option thing but its still a bit louder and if I know youtube they'll realize this breaks their site and undo it in a few weeks and turn my video into an extreme earrape vid but I'm tired of sitting on this like ur dads tired of sitting on my dick so here you go enjoy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc0THCPpu1Q

Yo
Are you mad?
I got a name for all my gimmicks
I nickname 'em ya dig?
Let's get one thing straight
You're fucking mad!

I got a nickname for all my gimmicks
A cynical rabbit that I call Unfunny Bunny
Care Frog just doesn't give a fuck, sorry honey
And a racist polar bear that loves killing niggers for money

An Ant Eater that knows anime is better than sex
My angry red dinosaur I'm-a call Rage Rex
A unicorn that'll point out when you're vexed
He goes u-u-u-u-mad u-u-u-u-u-u-mad!

They're the Troll Squad
They'll make you lose your faith in God
You'll be begging to get perma-IP-banned by a mod

Hungry HurlyBird swoops down from the skies
To steal your eighth helping of McDonald's french fries
And tears will begin to fill your homo eyes
When my sloth gives your shitty thread 0 motherfucking replies

At my leisure, Zoy Zebra will link you to last measure
Your screen will be filled with gore and gay scat much to your displeasure (http://doom3.zoy.org)

Trollinator now
Modeled after Summer Glau
So sexy wow
Her cyborg pussy I love to plow
She's executed more motherfuckers than Chairman Mao
She'll phone your house and call your mom a fat ugly cow

Hot ass made of metal, her disses sting worse than a nettle
She'll put you in the oven like Hansel and mothafuckin Gretel

JEW!!!

Killer robot from the future
She'll permanently mute'cha
She'd love nothing more than to point-blank shoot'cha

I'll fuck her while you bleed-out on the ground dying
And watch out fag my Imperial Eagle knows what you're implying
And Bullshit Bull, he knows when you're lying
And when my gimmicks roll on you there's no denying, bitch you're left crying

Your forum's utterly dead according to my dalmatian
It's like the place's undergone a complete evacuation
And Race Swap Ruby hates you because you're an evil honkey Caucasian
And Gender Swap Ruby, she prays for every male on Earth's eradication

I got a nickname for all my gimmicks
A female pedophile that I call Juliet
Doctor House knows how to get, you angry on the internet
And my sharks shock images'll get you very upset

A gremlin who's uric acid and gout you cant escape
My autoplay abuser I'm-a call EarRape Ape
A narwhale who's horn will leave your ass agape
She goes nar-nar-nar nar-nar-nar-nar-nar!

this song is dedicated to Dead Forum Dalmation who joined bosley, popeye, francis, thunderclease and all the other dead forum dogs in heaven last year R.I.P.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/nicedeadforum.jpg~original

fun extra: the video image sans text, think I spent more time on this than the actual song

https://i.imgur.com/XW8th0p.jpg

[Desolation]

ctrl f deso
ctrl f desolation
ctrl f my dick
ctrl f my cock
ctrl f jacking off
ctrl f jerking off
ctrl f swallowing my own cum

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[juji]

I expected you would make a megathread about battle royale between rubynet and juggalo forum

[maks]

I fucking knew that dog posted here

[Poopalew]

I fucking knew that dog posted here

My family life was overhead at noon he measured the angle of the shadow that the stick cast in Alexandria.

[Visual Leader]

Excuse me if I'm stepping out of line, but I am quite concerned with the lack of replies to your thread after seeing the immense effort you put into it. My concerns are furthered by the fact that you are the site owner! Should you not have the support of your own members? This is, by any and all accounts, not a good sign and I would like to extend a helping hand to ensure future threads of yours do not meet the same fate. Please reach out to me via the private messaging system so we can develop and further discuss a plan.