sup

[i love waffles]

i made pork chops in my crock pot

[CAG <3]

i made steak and green beans tonight :) i make the best steaks

[i love waffles]

you grillin them bad boys? tell me your secret

[CAG <3]

i don't have a grill yet, i marinade the steaks for about 24 hours and cook the on a cast iron. the trick is to sear the outsides before adding butter, fresh rosemary, and garlic cloves. you dont even need to dice the garlic you can just smash them with a knife and lower the heat so the butter and herbs dont burn and use a spoon to baste the steak in butter mixture

[CAG <3]

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/pan-seared-rib-eye-recipe-2131274 if you don't have time for that try this, but expect the kitchen to get smokey asf. this is one of the best methods ever

[i love waffles]

Mmmmm sounds good I'ma have your toes for dessert

[i love waffles]

you live in Texas and don't have a smoker wtf

[CAG <3]

I know I know, I've been wanting a smoker. just imagine if I could cook brisket all day, thats all i would eat.

[CAG <3]

Mmmmm sounds good I'ma have your toes for dessert

fucking deso.

[CAG <3]

deso stop sexually harrassing me

[Desolation]

yeah sorry i can't contain myself around u bb

[CAG <3]

every time you do that, my pussy dries up liked a beached sea anemone to the point where it causes extreme discomfort so please be considerate and stop

[maks]

that's probably exactly what it smells like too

[CAG <3]

you look like you smell like 100 hobos

[CAG <3]

100 hobos and a dirty ashtray, and gall stones lmao

[maks]

I'm not sure I understand, could you paint me a picture

[CAG <3]

you should hallow out one of your gallstones and send it to me in the mail filled with cocaine

[CAG <3]

did the gallstones get stuck in your penis at all?

[maks]

that's kidney stones retard

[CAG <3]

https://www.medicinenet.com/gallbladder_pain_gall_bladder_pain/article.htm this is so gross omg.

[Lina Goldberg]

i made pork chops in my crock pot

don't bust your gut eating the whole thing at once porky

[Wendy <3]

every time you do that, my pussy dries up liked a beached sea anemone to the point where it causes extreme discomfort so please be considerate and stop

I thought you burned it shut with a curling iron

[CAG <3]

still have no idea who wendy is or why they are always trying to talk to me

[CAG <3]

i like never respond to this person

[Lina Goldberg]

jj's gimmicks include hating everything, saying sorry, and starting puppy bowl threads- <3 XD

[CAG <3]

im cool with puppy bowl threads

[CAG <3]

the kitten bowl is legit

[Unregistered]

i made pork chops in my crock pot