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marks goth man
06-30-2018, 11:02 AM
tell us some of your favorites

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 12:29 PM
marks really needs to stop admitting his real life stuff because it's literally all gay, he's not with a woman, he spends his entire days cooking and posting on forums just like cag except cag really is a house wife so it's ok, he has a tiny little faggy dog, his job and his hobby is computers, holy shit lmfao no wonder he hates cag so much he wishes he was her holy fucking shit

maks
06-30-2018, 05:15 PM
It's obvious that I've hurt you deeply, and that brings me joy.

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 05:51 PM
marks monde and elz need to get an apartment together.

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 05:52 PM
the place where pussies dry up faster than the kalahari desert

maks
06-30-2018, 07:24 PM
aren't you a virgin

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 07:27 PM
i think i'm onto two sexy old ladies down the hall



they invited me over to play pea Knuckle

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 07:27 PM
Uhhh no

maks
06-30-2018, 07:29 PM
prove it post your hymen

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 07:35 PM
marks really needs to stop admitting his real life stuff because it's literally all gay, he's not with a woman, he spends his entire days cooking and posting on forums just like cag except cag really is a house wife so it's ok, he has a tiny little faggy dog, his job and his hobby is computers, holy shit lmfao no wonder he hates cag so much he wishes he was her holy fucking shit

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 07:38 PM
Think i'll order some Hot Dogs tonight

maks
06-30-2018, 07:39 PM
retard, slow cookers are made for working people. you throw everything in one pot you turn it on and 8 hours later when you get home from work your dinner is ready and you don't have to eat processed frozen bullshit. none of this is useful to a housewife.

maks
06-30-2018, 07:39 PM
I swear you know nothing about the world around you you're completely oblivious

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 07:42 PM
215 Woodside is my world playing with Dolls u know

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 07:46 PM
marks monde and elz need to get an apartment together.

Unregistered
06-30-2018, 07:48 PM
It's obvious that I've hurt you deeply, and that brings me joy.

I like when he makes posts like this because I picture him in his dark room with anime glasses on adjusting them with his index finger like an anime guy and an evil I was bullied grin on his face

juji
06-30-2018, 09:21 PM
Steffies can't cook, he uses frozen foods to put them in microwave everyday

maks
06-30-2018, 11:18 PM
steffies can't do much of anything

maks
06-30-2018, 11:18 PM
what the fuck are anime glasses

maks
06-30-2018, 11:19 PM
I like when he makes posts anime like this because I anime picture him in his dark anime room with anime glasses on adjusting them with his anime finger like an anime guy and an anime grin on his face


I'll be honest I've seen maybe 2 animes in my whole life I'm not sure I get the reference

CAG <3
06-30-2018, 11:27 PM
steffies makes funny posts. elz makes funny posts by accident because of his broken retard english. marks is only funny because he's the spawn of satan and does horrible shit to people

maks
06-30-2018, 11:31 PM
it's funny when cag gets all opinionated like anyone cares what she thinks of anything

CAG <3
06-30-2018, 11:34 PM
my post is funny because its true lool

juji
06-30-2018, 11:40 PM
Let an animal with shovel face posts whatever she wants

CAG <3
06-30-2018, 11:42 PM
Let an animal with shovel face posts whatever she wants

https://imgur.com/u3G7ZTI

:rofl:

CAG <3
06-30-2018, 11:43 PM
you seriously look more deformed the older you get

juji
06-30-2018, 11:49 PM
Well, we know how you badmouth everyone, then you generate more negative energy and you will become uglier like meth girls.

juji
06-30-2018, 11:50 PM
If you want me to feel bad, you should try something in spanish

CAG <3
06-30-2018, 11:54 PM
you don't need me to help you feel depressed. im sure its a constant battle for you everyday.

CAG <3
06-30-2018, 11:54 PM
:)

maks
06-30-2018, 11:56 PM
my post is funny because its true lool

your post is funny because it's a strong belief from someone we all know is a stripper/prostitute turned housewife but you deliver it with such conviction

CAG <3
07-01-2018, 12:00 AM
its kinda cute the way you try and protect your defemormed deaf retard pet lol

CAG <3
07-01-2018, 12:00 AM
you're not gonna be able to hold his hand forever lol.

maks
07-01-2018, 12:01 AM
oh this has nothing to do with elz I was starting a new topic

Wendy <3
07-01-2018, 12:02 AM
Did jon ever get his deformed ear fixed

CAG <3
07-01-2018, 12:03 AM
since we're talking about ears, why are elz's ears so big when they don't even work?

maks
07-01-2018, 12:04 AM
that's some p amateur level deflection right there

Wendy <3
07-01-2018, 12:06 AM
You know what fuck you cat avatar guy

maks
07-01-2018, 12:10 AM
I know right? she can;'t even answer a simple question

CAG <3
07-01-2018, 12:12 AM
i have a very strong opinion that jon is better than you guys lol

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 01:06 AM
I like when he makes posts like this because I picture him in his dark room with anime glasses on adjusting them with his index finger like an anime guy and an evil I was bullied grin on his face

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 01:07 AM
since we're talking about ears, why are elz's ears so big when they don't even work?

to make up for them not working, just like jon's ears work so good there's no need for them to be there

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 01:08 AM
steffies makes funny posts. elz makes funny posts by accident because of his broken retard english. marks is only funny because he's the spawn of satan and does horrible shit to people

:hyper: please marry me then cuck me with jon

maks
07-01-2018, 09:41 AM
can you show me one of these funny steffies posts I['ve been here 12 years and I don't think I've ever seen one, is it like a unicorn where it only appears if you believe really hard

Cag.
07-01-2018, 10:37 AM
marks and deaf retarded organ grinder

Cag.
07-01-2018, 10:37 AM
and yeah i know youve been a part of this forum for 12 years thats nothing to brag about at all

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 11:04 AM
12 years of picking on actual retards like stevey and lisa lmao gj choosing easy targets

Cag.
07-01-2018, 11:07 AM
marks looks like a guy who smells like 100 hobos who rolled in as ashteay combined with tv dinners and and cans of chunky stew

Cag.
07-01-2018, 11:11 AM
his dog is forced to sit in his apartment breathing his nasty second hand smoke. that whold place probably smells like death. he smokea inisde!!

Nova doggy
07-01-2018, 11:16 AM
He wears woman's lingerie on the weekends


It's disgusting

maks
07-01-2018, 12:24 PM
his dog is forced to sit in his apartment breathing his nasty second hand smoke. that whold place probably smells like death. he smokea inisde!!

I quit smoking months ago, also didn't you tell me jon hits your dog?

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 01:21 PM
lol I'm not funny which is why before he went insane I was ruby's favorite person to game with and I ran the only forum that was an actual comedy forum with actual comedy and I was frineds with every single comedy poster, haha the guy who posts dead animals and likes jay and silent bob's judging comedy, hahahaha

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 01:23 PM
he quit months ago, sure he's half way through life and making choices that if he were as great as he thought he woulda done years and years and years ago, but his delusions have let him extend his life so even though he "quit cocaine" a year ago that's totally a great thing, even though he's fucking an old adult, doyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy huyrrrrrrr lololol, oh fuck this is not good just stop marks go back up top leave me out of it I'm not a fucking loser so I dont' enjoy trolling bullied nerds on the internet you're not a bully you're a bullied nerd you're lashing out because you were lashed I don't wanna pick on people like you I wanna help people like you for fuck's sake

JON'S EARS
07-01-2018, 01:36 PM
IM FUKDT UP AND DEFORMED



KILL ME

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 01:41 PM
don't bring jon into this he did nothing wrong

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 02:18 PM
he quit months ago, sure he's half way through life and making choices that if he were as great as he thought he woulda done years and years and years ago, but his delusions have let him extend his life so even though he "quit cocaine" a year ago that's totally a great thing, even though he's fucking an old adult, doyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy huyrrrrrrr lololol, oh fuck this is not good just stop marks go back up top leave me out of it I'm not a fucking loser so I dont' enjoy trolling bullied nerds on the internet you're not a bully you're a bullied nerd you're lashing out because you were lashed I don't wanna pick on people like you I wanna help people like you for fuck's sake

now thats some rage lmao

Cag.
07-01-2018, 02:33 PM
marks was high on acid coke ans a ahit ton of booze last year after having his gall bladder removed.

Cag.
07-01-2018, 02:34 PM
i feel bad for him its obvious he doesnt care about being alive

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 02:34 PM
I'm so jealous and angry about that

Cag.
07-01-2018, 02:36 PM
one day you too can be successful like marks. you will own your own condo. all the big guys lije elon musk and bill gates own their own condos.

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 02:38 PM
they also spend all their time making fun of elderly retards anonymously online

Cag.
07-01-2018, 02:38 PM
a condo sounds cool actually. i sbould talk to my husband about invwsting in one and renting it out.

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 02:42 PM
Residential condominiums are frequently constructed as apartment buildings, but there has been an increase in the number of "detached condominiums", which look like single-family homes but in which the yards, building exteriors, and streets are jointly owned and jointly maintained by a community association.




ummmmmm before this apartment I lived in single or two family houses, and his house is from what I can tell no better than an apartment, ummmmmm what is he even bragging about even living in my van I had my own yard wherever I wanted like wtf lol

maks
07-01-2018, 07:46 PM
I've got 2000 square feet the grounds are beautifully landscaped and I never have to touch a lawnmower or snow shovel, grr I wish I had all the hassles of a house which would be smaller and cost more!

Cag.
07-01-2018, 07:47 PM
well a condo is like big apartment which atually sounds pretty sweet. i get tired of working my ass 0ff at the waffle house and working out and being high 24/7. its hard to keep a two story housr clean with two dogs both of which i have to walk. im only getting time off now because im sick. :'(

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 07:53 PM
grr I wish I had more!


:y:

maks
07-01-2018, 07:54 PM
it's nothing like an apartment, I'm not aware of my neighbors at all and I literally own the inside I can do whatever the hell I want to it

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 07:54 PM
if I share a yard with somebody when I'm your age I'm offing myself, if I'm anything like you are I'm offing myself, when are you going to mention something that doesn't make you look like a fucking loser at your age lmao

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 07:55 PM
oh my god if I only own the "inside" of "my house" when I'm your age I'm jumping off a fucking bridge

Marcos de Marcos
07-01-2018, 07:55 PM
hope you feel better soon Cag


you gotta keep those waffles comin keeping the house clean for Jon Jon is important

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 07:56 PM
ha ha cag you're loved what a fag

maks
07-01-2018, 07:57 PM
you're going to be living in section 8 housing when you're my age just like you are now

maks
07-01-2018, 07:57 PM
and that's if you're lucky

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 07:59 PM
I'd be more upset if I was in your position, owning the "inside" of my house with a yard I share with neighbors and acting like that's any better than where I am lol, it's not where I am it's the sad delusion you have of yourself, if I had that it would be the reason I off myself I wish you could understand that but you can't that's why you need therapy lol

maks
07-01-2018, 08:09 PM
why are you so into having a yard what are you going to do set up your slip and slide and build a tree fort

Cag.
07-01-2018, 08:11 PM
the dog might appreciate it when youre filling the entire condo with cigarette smoke lll

maks
07-01-2018, 08:20 PM
the dog might appreciate it when youre filling the entire condo with cigarette smoke lll

I told you, I quit. don't worry I still have a bunch of bad habits to choose from, you can point them out ad nauseam and I'll pretend to be bothered by it

Cag.
07-01-2018, 08:21 PM
youre just saying that because you know its mean to suffocate that sweet little dog

maks
07-01-2018, 08:22 PM
You told me on steam that jon hits your dog, if you haven't put a stop to that you're not really in a position to talk.

maks
07-01-2018, 08:25 PM
doctor told me to continue taking this shit for 2 months after my last cigarette, what you see is the final week of that

http://i.imgur.com/qkxPhd2.jpg

maks
07-01-2018, 08:26 PM
I'm saving $400 a month, should have gotten health insurance years ago

Cag.
07-01-2018, 08:27 PM
lmao i quit cigarettes cold turkey

maks
07-01-2018, 08:32 PM
yeah well you were either poor or stupid because there's no other reason to do anything the hard way on purpose

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 08:34 PM
doctor told me to continue taking this shit for 2 months after my last cigarette, what you see is the final week of that

http://i.imgur.com/qkxPhd2.jpg





hahahahahahahahahahahaha :/

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 08:34 PM
I'm so happy I'm me wow

maks
07-01-2018, 08:38 PM
don't you still smoke

maks
07-01-2018, 08:38 PM
making $900/mo that's got to be a huge chunk of your money, maybe you ought to quit too

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 09:39 PM
then I could buy some furniture

maks
07-01-2018, 09:42 PM
or some real food

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 10:03 PM
and maybe one day if I don't really try very hard I can own the inside of a house

maks
07-01-2018, 10:04 PM
you're never going to own anything

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 10:05 PM
and really you don't either that's what I wish you could understand heh

maks
07-01-2018, 10:08 PM
I had a house, the condo's better. I'm not actually 10 years old so idc about a yard, it's weird that you do

maks
07-01-2018, 10:09 PM
I mean god I wish I had a bunch of grass I never use but have to spend time maintaining!

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 10:11 PM
I like how hard you're raging about this shit right now fuckin ted nugent is so jealous and also has to mow his own lawn and all that shit he's gotta mow a whole 2000 acres on his own cause also rich people mow their own lawns my mansion sittin on 40 acres, and I mow it

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 10:12 PM
do you realize the greatness in you not even amking 100k and not being able to afford your own property staff but you think you're rich when you're not even middle class in 2018 90k a year in fucking contenituct or mass or whatever it is jesus christ man

Cag.
07-01-2018, 10:12 PM
marks is too lazy to take care of a house.

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 10:13 PM
marks is too lazy to take care of a house.

he's got enough energy for computers which lucky for him his lack of skill is just enough to be able to live exactly like I do, hu8rrrhdursdharoihsadorihsaorh fuccckkkkkkk wow

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 10:14 PM
i'm to lazy to get my own Hot Dogs i have them delivered

Cams Purple Lambo
07-01-2018, 10:14 PM
do you realize the greatness in you not even amking 100k and not being able to afford your own property staff but you think you're rich when you're not even middle class in 2018 90k a year in fucking contenituct or mass or whatever it is jesus christ man

80k a year is above middle class in basically every city of the US...median income in boston is 82k lol

plus that is per household so its including double earners and old people w/ kids etc... in the highest COL are in new england

maks
07-01-2018, 10:14 PM
I like how you're on welfare and have this really simplistic childlike way of seeing the world

maks
07-01-2018, 10:15 PM
do you realize the greatness in you not even amking 100k and not being able to afford your own property staff but you think you're rich when you're not even middle class in 2018 90k a year in fucking contenituct or mass or whatever it is jesus christ man

do you realize you're not even making 10k?

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 10:15 PM
215 Woodside slide i got it made

maks
07-01-2018, 10:15 PM
80k a year is above middle class in basically every city of the US...median income in boston is 82k lol

That's household income. Two people.

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 10:16 PM
excuses are a wonderful thing

Cag.
07-01-2018, 10:16 PM
80 grand a year iant that much.

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 10:21 PM
after taxes and living in a Communist State he's just an angry worker bee

maks
07-01-2018, 10:24 PM
80 grand a year iant that much.

it's about 4 times more than you've ever made

Unregistered
07-01-2018, 11:50 PM
it's about 4 times more than you've ever made

Unregistered
07-02-2018, 08:44 AM
I like how you're on welfare and have this really simplistic childlike way of seeing the world

Unregistered
07-02-2018, 08:57 AM
I'm very childish, what should we discuss next?

Unregistered
07-02-2018, 01:52 PM
80 grand a year iant that much.

Unregistered
07-02-2018, 02:31 PM
cag own my face with your pu55y

Unregistered
07-02-2018, 03:38 PM
cag own my face with your pu55y


she already has you lucky bastardo it's my turn

ewokmyweewok
09-02-2018, 10:33 PM
Boney ass slut