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Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 04:35 AM
It should be a lot cheaper but coconut water halved in price so if everyone gets involved we can drive down the price of watermelon water.

It doesn't make sense when watermelon is so cheap, I should just make my own but I'm lazy and tired, I often go to bed at 6:30pm.

clay
04-13-2018, 04:36 AM
I often go to bed at 6:30pm.actual sign of severe depression, lisa. you should go see a therapist

steveyos
04-13-2018, 04:38 AM
(*hands lisa a note* here post this: therapy is for successful entreupenures like marks )

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 04:39 AM
actual sign of severe depression, lisa. you should go see a therapist

I already take anti depressants

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 04:40 AM
(*hands lisa a note* here post this: therapy is for successful entreupenures like marks )
Take crack everyday

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 04:46 AM
"H2 Melon Water

Hydrate YOself"

That is trendy as fuck

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 04:49 AM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/24lKiU2-NYLlA2wfrmbQLighXkzxGDa8UqH4dvi9hUfUYM2w8dWdkLIuGVecjRBPWjQ-TA41gs1MgvHZfwi1DYJI-YXFnRuUzOTjLLf-f26irVCTrAoU0A48u7GBOhCViJpjbOn-fN9iFRBGrNZhQx0=w384-h384-nc

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 04:50 AM
I saw another one when looking for pictures of my watermelon water that said

WTR
MLN
WTR

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 04:55 AM
I got really stoned once and thought about how someone designs the shape of bottles.

My cat snores.

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 05:04 AM
It's now an hour and a half past my bedtime of 6:30pm

maks
04-13-2018, 06:28 AM
true story lisa does so much meth she had to get impregnated by a meth dealer for more meth and the love of her life died from heroin. but at least they didn't do a little coke on the weekends!

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 06:45 AM
Yeah uh I don’t do meth and Donny didn’t die of heroin you sack of shit, you’re garbage, none of that is true except for you doing coke

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 06:45 AM
“do a little coke on the weekends!”

STFU crack head

maks
04-13-2018, 06:51 AM
I haven't done coke in over a year but you're still unemployable crazy and forcing yourself on a forum that doesn't want you. I've progressed when are you going to make some positive changes in your life

maks
04-13-2018, 06:51 AM
get bev to come back here I have some more donny photoshops to show her

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 06:52 AM
I haven't done coke in over a year but you're still unemployable crazy and forcing yourself on a forum that doesn't want you. I've progressed when are you going to make some positive changes in your life

All you do is talk utter rubbish, GTFO my thread crack head

maks
04-13-2018, 06:53 AM
what are you doing back here? it's not good for us or for you, find a community that actually likes you to ruin

maks
04-13-2018, 06:55 AM
I mean you have 2 degrees for fuck's sake surely you're smart enough to see that this place is toxic as hell and you're too unstable for that

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 06:56 AM
what are you doing back here? it's not good for us or for you, find a community that actually likes you to ruin

Get a life you full of shit loser

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 06:56 AM
I mean you have 2 degrees for fuck's sake surely you're smart enough to see that this place is toxic as hell and you're too unstable for that

YOU try very hard to be toxic, that’s not my problem, it’s yours. I’m not toxic

maks
04-13-2018, 06:57 AM
Lisa, real talk. You're insane, you're trying to get your life back together, and the last thing you need is to hang out with a bunch of people who want nothing more than to unhinge you and watch you lose years of progress.

maks
04-13-2018, 06:58 AM
I should know, I'm one of them, I'd consider it one of my biggest accomplishments if I drove you so far you ended up institutionalized

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 06:59 AM
You are so full of shit, it’s pathetic

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:00 AM
And you’re sick in the head

maks
04-13-2018, 07:01 AM
Maybe I am, and maybe you shouldn't be exposing yourself to that sort of thing, maybe this forum is a big part of what's holding you back from rejoining society

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:03 AM
I do more for society than you do you toxic full of shit sad excuse for a human being

maks
04-13-2018, 07:04 AM
so why do you come to a forum where there's me and people like me? you're deflecting a lot but you're not really addressing the point I'm making

maks
04-13-2018, 07:05 AM
I'm sure there's a forum out there somewhere full of nice people who will be your friends, or maybe you could take a break from the internet and go out every once in a while, I dunno I'm just spitballing here

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:06 AM
Seek help sicko

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:06 AM
You are a couple of losers in a forum

maks
04-13-2018, 07:08 AM
Once again, why do you intentionally come to a place where sickos will be really mean to you all the time?

maks
04-13-2018, 07:09 AM
I'm beginning to think you don't have an answer, and if that's true maybe you should think about it for a while, discuss it with your team of shrinks see if they think this is a good place for someone like you to be spending your time.

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:11 AM
It says on this carton that watermelon is both a vegetable and a fruit!

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:12 AM
Maks you’re full of shit

maks
04-13-2018, 07:13 AM
Maks you’re full of shit

How so? Is this place not full of sickos who pick on your all the time? Is being around sickos who pick on you all the time a healthy environment? What part of what I said do you object to? And when are you going to answer the fucking question instead of dancing around it?

clay
04-13-2018, 07:13 AM
It says on this carton that watermelon is both a vegetable and a fruit!

are you being serious right now

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:14 AM
are you being serious right now

Very that is what it says and it’s serious stuff. What a stupid question

maks
04-13-2018, 07:14 AM
are you being serious right now

Both a vegetable and a fruit
https://nypost.com/2009/10/13/savage-gay-bashing-leaves-queens-man-in-coma/

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:15 AM
Maks you’re full of shit

maks
04-13-2018, 07:15 AM
You don't actually have an answer, do you?

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:16 AM
Banana is both a fruit and a herb

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:17 AM
You don't actually have an answer, do you?

You are full of utter rubbish

clay
04-13-2018, 07:17 AM
Very that is what it says and it’s serious stuff. What a stupid question

fruit is a scientific term for the part of a plant that is the developed ovary which contains the plants seeds.

vegetable is a culinary term for any edible part of a plant.

every fruit is a vegetable you nutsack

maks
04-13-2018, 07:18 AM
You're never going to get better if you refuse to even examine the root of your problems

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:19 AM
OMG

What a douchebag

clay
04-13-2018, 07:20 AM
Banana is both a fruit and a herb

bananas are not herbs, they are the fruit of an herb plant. why are you dumb

maks
04-13-2018, 07:20 AM
You are full of utter rubbish

I said

-This is a toxic place, full of mean people who pick on you relentlessly
-That's not a healthy environment
-You may be happier in a place where people are nicer
-I don't understand why you intentionally subject yourself to this

Which part of that isn't true?

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:21 AM
bananas are not herbs, they are the fruit of an herb plant. why are you dumb

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/YGXWDKRLhLfON081nV5eR8ExReMVlTxjhka7KB_k5s5vqsfz65YuPntg7TUA_a_fVb7F_bVr9DrlUDPxNIzPqtfVYDPy8E1CBXCn S1A=w400-h310-nc

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:21 AM
Clay is a douchebag

clay
04-13-2018, 07:22 AM
i'm a douchebag for expecting you to have a 3rd grade understanding of plants

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:22 AM
Wow you’re retarded

maks
04-13-2018, 07:24 AM
I said

-This is a toxic place, full of mean people who pick on you relentlessly
-That's not a healthy environment
-You may be happier in a place where people are nicer
-I don't understand why you intentionally subject yourself to this

Which part of that isn't true?

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:24 AM
I say wow like that is a shock to anyone

clay
04-13-2018, 07:24 AM
why dont you explain how i am retarded

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:24 AM
What do you want maks?

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:25 AM
why dont you explain how i am retarded

Banana is both a fruit and a herb. Dipshit

maks
04-13-2018, 07:26 AM
What do you want maks?

I want an actual answer to my question

clay
04-13-2018, 07:28 AM
Banana is both a fruit and a herb. Dipshit

see here's where you have a problem. i feel like you are eventually going to lead us down a path of "well in australia when we say banana, we mean the plant." the problem here is that the banana plant is not a fruit. so you are wrong on that account. the other way around, if you are referring to the banana fruit, it is not an herb. you may be too stupid to realize this but bananas (the fruit) have seeds inside of them. that makes them a fucking fruit and not an herb. the banana plant is an herbaceous plant and is actually used as an herb. i dont know if people eat banana leaves, but i know they use them. i also know they use the banana flower.

you are just completely ignorant.

to be more clear for your empty brain:

a banana is only a fruit, it is not an herb.
a banana plant is only an herb, it is not a fruit.
lisa murdered donald stone because he cheated on her.

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:28 AM
I want an actual answer to my question

I can’t be bothered with bullshit so excuse me if I ignore bullshit you are trying really hard on, it means nothing to me

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:29 AM
see here's where you have a problem. i feel like you are eventually going to lead us down a path of "well in australia when we say banana, we mean the plant." the problem here is that the banana plant is not a fruit. so you are wrong on that account. the other way around, if you are referring to the banana fruit, it is not an herb. you may be too stupid to realize this but bananas (the fruit) have seeds inside of them. that makes them a fucking fruit and not an herb. the banana plant is an herbaceous plant and is actually used as an herb. i dont know if people eat banana leaves, but i know they use them. i also know they use the banana flower.

you are just completely ignorant

Douchebag alert

clay
04-13-2018, 07:30 AM
Douchebag alert

moron who doesnt know what simple things in the world are

maks
04-13-2018, 07:30 AM
I can’t be bothered with bullshit so excuse me if I ignore bullshit you are trying really hard on, it means nothing to me

Why do you surround yourself with toxic people who are mean to you rather than find nicer people who will be your friends? Why are you so fixated on this forum?

clay
04-13-2018, 07:31 AM
i'm starting to get a very clear picture of why donald stone jr. dumped you. i can't imagine being able to hold a conversation with someone this uneducated

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:31 AM
moron who doesnt know what simple things in the world are

Banana is in fact both a fruit and a herb

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:32 AM
Why do you surround yourself with toxic people who are mean to you rather than find nicer people who will be your friends? Why are you so fixated on this forum?

I don’t. Why are you in my thread?

clay
04-13-2018, 07:32 AM
Why do you surround yourself with toxic people who are mean to you rather than find nicer people who will be your friends? Why are you so fixated on this forum?
i'll answer since she wont. she became used to this sort of interaction when her father abused her physically and her mother abused her mentally. being lashed across the back by assholes is what feels natural to her

maks
04-13-2018, 07:33 AM
I don’t. Why are you in my thread?

You don't, huh? Who's being nice to you right now? Who's being your friend? As far as I can tell it's just me and clay online right now, and we're doing neither.

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:33 AM
i'll answer since she wont. she became used to this sort of interaction when her father abused her physically and her mother abused her mentally. being lashed across the back by assholes is what feels natural to her

You’re sick in the head

maks
04-13-2018, 07:34 AM
i'll answer since she wont. she became used to this sort of interaction when her father abused her physically and her mother abused her mentally. being lashed across the back by assholes is what feels natural to her

I'm trying to help her accept and understand that, it's the first step to getting her life back on track and getting her off this forum for good. it's the best thing for everyone, even lisa.

clay
04-13-2018, 07:34 AM
the fact that she doesnt understand different parents of a plant are called different things is upsetting to me

maks
04-13-2018, 07:34 AM
You’re sick in the head

no, he's right. you won't answer because the truth is you live for the abuse. any attention is good attention, you're one of those people.

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:34 AM
You don't, huh? Who's being nice to you right now? Who's being your friend? As far as I can tell it's just me and clay online right now, and we're doing neither.

I made a thread and you’re in it. Idiot

maks
04-13-2018, 07:35 AM
I made a thread and you’re in it. Idiot

I asked a question and you deflected because the truth is too painful to admit.

clay
04-13-2018, 07:36 AM
WORCESTER COUNTY CORONER'S OFFICE:

PLEASE REOPEN THE AUTOPSY OF DONALD STONE JR. AND TEST FOR ILLICIT DRUGS THAT MAY BE PREVALENT IN AUSTRALIA OR THE SOUTH INDIAN SEA.

NEW INFORMATION HAS COME TO LIGHT.

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:36 AM
*YAWN*

clay
04-13-2018, 07:37 AM
this entire thread is you trying to convince people to pay for the trash water that runs out of a watermelon when you cut it. we're classing your shit up by changing the subject

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:37 AM
And you wonder why I don’t like you clay

maks
04-13-2018, 07:38 AM
And you wonder why I don’t like you clay

You don't like me either, and we're the only 2 people online, so what are you doing here hanging out with people you don't like?

clay
04-13-2018, 07:39 AM
And you wonder why I don’t like you clay
were you under the impression that i was waiting for your approval

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:39 AM
this entire thread is you trying to convince people to pay for the trash water that runs out of a watermelon when you cut it. we're classing your shit up by changing the subject

It’ll get cheaper like coconut water did. Coconut water halved in price and I’m hoping the same thing will happen to watermelon water, you just need to get behind this.

maks
04-13-2018, 07:40 AM
what are you doing here hanging out with people you don't like?

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:40 AM
were you under the impression that i was waiting for your approval

Yes actually that is what I gathered with your pms

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:41 AM
You don't like me either, and we're the only 2 people online, so what are you doing here hanging out with people you don't like?

This is my thread idiot

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:42 AM
Anything else before I go to bed?

Battery Bits
04-13-2018, 07:43 AM
No sweet dreams and ice creams? No? Ok then

steveyos
04-13-2018, 09:43 AM
it's been an entire year since I snorted white powder up my nose I'm so much better than other drug addicts

steveyos
04-13-2018, 09:43 AM
clay only drinks hot dog water

maks
04-13-2018, 10:12 AM
All drug use is automatically drug addiction! that's what the dare program taught me

except that time I talked about nothing but weed for like 3 years straight, that was perfectly healthy

Wendy <3
04-13-2018, 10:59 AM
I was really hoping this stupid bitch was dead this time

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:24 PM
lol I've been smoking weed every day since I was 12 and it's a plant and it's for pain relief, this is ultimate stretch armstrong the stretch it takes to go from cocaine to weed to defend your pathetic we4kling mind this nigga needs REAL drugs and a team of people to get through his days and he's trying to say anything at all about a guy who was 340 pounds and while smoking weed every fucking day got down to 180 pounds haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wooooooooooooooooooo boy

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:30 PM
I've never been in a singel car accident except when an old lady hit me in behind at a yield sign lol, and I started with a p big ford explorer sport trac, then I had a race car infiniti i30 0-60 too fast for someone who's new at driving both no problems, then now I'm driving a fucking giant van smoking weed while driving never been pulled over either not even once literally I've never been pulled over and only one accident when an old lady hit me and I've been smoking weed the entire time, and it's done nothing to my body since it's a plant and not a man made man-child-pacifier in powerdered form, marks is a fucking junkie nerd lmfao, clay is a fat nerd, jj is a juggalo fat nerd, marks is somehow a fucking drug addict that is also a comptuer nerd and not even the nomrla kind like bobhuges who did lsd and shit marks does fucking cocaine, the gayest fucking shit, holy shit lmfao why is anybody here replying to me I'm stomping you all so fucking hard why are you not ignoring me aren't you embarassed this is the absoloute most one sided fucking horrible beatdown on all of you are you really too delusional to realize your life is actually worse than mine how old are you and how happy are you that you make an amounht of money I'd commit suicide if it was all I was making at your age how's it feel to be happy at so low on the totem pole of life what's it like having to defend using cocaine to a 30 year old virgin on a dead forum why can't you really discuss anything and instead you're just gonna say wow lots of text he mad when I'm actually laughing really hard at this shit your idle is jack venoooker comic book obsessed your idle is even a fucking nerd dude

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:30 PM
a FAT NERD WHO ALMOST DIED OF A HEART ATTACK THAT LOVES COMCI BOOKS AS MUCH AS JACK VENOOKER IS YOUR HERO.

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:31 PM
AT LEAST YOU TALK TO YOUR MOM RIGHT

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:31 PM
THAT'S ANOTHER COOL THING COOL PEOPLE BRAG ABOUT REMEMBER ALL THOSE TIMES FONZIE SAID HE JUST TOOK HIS MOTHER TO DINNER EYYYYYYYYYYYY COOL GUY STUFF

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:40 PM
hey did your mom say she's prou dof you for staying off cocaine for an entire year lol

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:40 PM
does your mom do coke lol

maks
04-13-2018, 03:41 PM
lol I've been smoking weed every day since I was 12 and it's a plant and it's for pain relief, this is ultimate stretch armstrong the stretch it takes to go from cocaine to weed to defend your pathetic we4kling mind this nigga needs REAL drugs and a team of people to get through his days and he's trying to say anything at all about a guy who was 340 pounds and while smoking weed every fucking day got down to 180 pounds haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wooooooooooooooooooo boy

weed is schedule 1, coke is schedule 2, legally weed is the worse drug also you do it all the time because you need it because you can't face life sober you're a hypocrite

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:41 PM
what a great family that is way better than mine all that's happened is I smoke weed and everyone else is straight edge, a cocaine family that sticks togehter is way better lmfao holy shit hahahahahahah

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:42 PM
wow you have nothing that was a pure shit post you're more boring than clay

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:42 PM
this nigga just said weed is worse than coke I'm done

maks
04-13-2018, 03:44 PM
write another 2 walls of text and 4 additional shorter posts about it to show me how mad you're not

maks
04-13-2018, 03:44 PM
this nigga just said weed is worse than coke I'm done

as somebody who's done both they're p much the same

maks
04-13-2018, 03:45 PM
I mean if I had no real life experience with actual people and learned everything I know about drugs from elementary school and movies I might think coke was a big deal too but it's not

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:47 PM
wait wait wait one more thing weed is known for having the best benefits of pain relief sure some types help people like marks who can't deal with life we all know that too, but what is this dude trying to defend with cocaine does he take it for pain like what fucking logic, oh it's coke logic, defending his actions with pure fucking lunacy because he's af ucking coke addict heeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehe alright I feel bad seriously

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:48 PM
I mean marks looks like he's still in the 90's maybe his mind is in the 1800's and he thinks cocaine is good for medical use? lmfao

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:49 PM
it's like what teh fuck man I'm dealing with an actual crazy person right now and I don't want to

maks
04-13-2018, 03:56 PM
coke's not much different than pounding a couple of coffees... But I'm sure you know all about it, after all you've got gut instinct and "something I heard once". you're basically plug drugs

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:56 PM
marks in 10 years - rick james

me in 999999 years - willie nelson



I can't figure out what he's trying to accomplish saying cocaine is better than weed, he's too insane to be able to explain it, I'm like are we sure kent's teh only mentally challenged poster here cuase I think marks might be on the exact same level

maks
04-13-2018, 03:57 PM
also using drugs, any drugs, every single day is a serious problem and it's a little sad tbh. you're basically plug drugs.

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:57 PM
ricks james famous quote: "cofee's a hell of a drug....... excuse me while I go die way before my time in a physically broken mess becuase cocaine's just coffe baybay"

maks
04-13-2018, 03:58 PM
listen I know everything about cocaine despite never even having seen it in person because I watched the chapelle show that one time

steveyos
04-13-2018, 03:58 PM
this nigga just said becuase I smoke weed every day I'm plug drugs even though I wetn from 340 to 180 pounds and jack lalane levels healthy while he's well he's him, on his cocaine and therapy wonderful stroll through life, lol

maks
04-13-2018, 03:59 PM
you have no career no skills no social life no aspirations no hope, yeah doing drugs all day long has worked out great for you

maks
04-13-2018, 04:00 PM
even your mom is sick of you

steveyos
04-13-2018, 04:00 PM
I want everyonje to notice he's so out of it that he can't realize he's got absoloutely nothing righ tnow and just wont' shut the fuck up for his own sake, he's actually saying weed is worse than cocaine, and I don't think he's joking people, I think marks has actually lost his mind, and I don't want to deal with this shit, one of you better get his brain fixed he lives way too close to me and is way too much of a pussy I know he's gonna snipe me in the dark from a distance with a gun he'd never let me see him it's not like I"m magic there would be nothing I could do, somebody please call his mother or the local police and report him do something please

steveyos
04-13-2018, 04:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3GYI-Kpf5M






please get marks the help he needs

maks
04-13-2018, 04:05 PM
I want everyonje to notice he's so out of it that he can't realize he's got absoloutely nothing righ tnow and just wont' shut the fuck up for his own sake, he's actually saying weed is worse than cocaine, and I don't think he's joking people, I think marks has actually lost his mind, and I don't want to deal with this shit, one of you better get his brain fixed he lives way too close to me and is way too much of a pussy I know he's gonna snipe me in the dark from a distance with a gun he'd never let me see him it's not like I"m magic there would be nothing I could do, somebody please call his mother or the local police and report him do something please

I'm saying weed and cocaine are about equal and someone who does drugs, any drugs, all day every day, shouldn't criticize people who did them once a week over a year ago.

maks
04-13-2018, 04:05 PM
please get marks the help he needs

That guy does drugs all day, every day, he can't function without them. Just like you.

steveyos
04-13-2018, 04:23 PM
whatever needs to be thought a cocaine addict will think even if what they're thinking isn't reality

Wendy <3
04-13-2018, 05:01 PM
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1eOwfLFXXXXb_XpXXq6xXFXXXl/5-Pairs-Lot-Wholesale-2018-Fashion-Men-Toe-Socks-Five-Fingers-Separate-Socks-Casual-Socks-With.jpg_640x640.jpg

steveyos
04-13-2018, 06:10 PM
can't afford them, better hate them

Wendy <3
04-13-2018, 10:07 PM
Do you still wear them irl

steveyos
04-13-2018, 11:26 PM
only to make you mad

Wendy <3
04-14-2018, 01:14 AM
Lets see them sexy socks

steveyos
04-14-2018, 08:30 AM
how poor are you that your entire posting career is now making fun of my expensive stuff lol

Cag.
04-14-2018, 03:59 PM
Does anyone have any crack for sale

Cag.
04-14-2018, 04:00 PM
I think i would like to try some

steveyos
04-14-2018, 06:30 PM
I got weed for free