the Fire Dept. is coming tomorrow to get me outa bed

[dave]

we had to arrange beefy hairy Firemen to get me out

[Unregistered]

tell jim norton to buy me a hipoint

[Dave]

I can't wait for the hunky Firemen to help me

I'm excited

[Unregistered]

fuckin ownage

[Unregistered]

jj how's your day going did they get you out yet

[Wendy <3]

Did who get me out of what

[Unregistered]

are they rotating your limbs for you while you play PS4 in 4k medium graphics

[JJ medium]

They had to sling me then hoist me out

[Unregistered]

could they get the firetruck through all the backwoods dirt roads to hose you down

[JJ medium]

Dreamy Fire fighters came


Made me feel special


They even threw away my feces soaked mattress

[farmer boy]

thank you for cleaning my ass

[Wendy <3]

This is really dumb even for a 55 year old autistic man and his 30 yo virgin sidekick

[Unregistered]

nice clean ass for the big boy