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maks
03-05-2018, 05:21 PM
My power is out

maks
03-05-2018, 05:21 PM
ok it's back. think I'll take a bath.

maks
03-05-2018, 05:22 PM
I had a bath now I'm smoking a joint. I sure do enjoy smoking marijuana, just a little tidbit about me I thought you might be intersted in

Dustin
03-05-2018, 05:22 PM
sticky this

maks
03-05-2018, 05:22 PM
I'm not happy with my rep, I'm going to whine to an admin

maks
03-05-2018, 05:23 PM
I'm smarter and better than whichever poster is attacking me right now.

maks
03-05-2018, 05:23 PM
I like buster keaton

maks
03-05-2018, 05:24 PM
There that's about 3 weeks worth of lisa posts, you can ban her now

maks
03-05-2018, 05:24 PM
whoops forgot one I miss donny I love him so much

Dustin
03-05-2018, 05:26 PM
fyi donny is dead

Dustin
03-05-2018, 05:26 PM
forgot that one too

maks
03-05-2018, 05:28 PM
really should have made this like 8 different threads though

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 05:34 PM
Tell us about how your computer is better than anyone else's and you can run games maxed out at 1400x900

maks
03-05-2018, 06:39 PM
I think that's a different guy but I'm not sure they are very similar though

maks
03-05-2018, 06:39 PM
I'm making a cup of tea.

maks
03-05-2018, 06:40 PM
I have 3 xboxes and 2 degrees, my life is better than yours.

Dustin
03-05-2018, 06:41 PM
crap I only have two xboxs ://

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 06:42 PM
I bought 2 brake hoses today but nowhere carried the banjo bolts i need to connect them to the calipers

Dustin
03-05-2018, 06:43 PM
Break fluid stinks

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 06:44 PM
crap I only have two xboxs ://

I have 2 original xboxes, 2 xbox 360s and 1 xbox one (for real) so I'm better than you

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 06:45 PM
My pussy stinks bad

CAG <3
03-05-2018, 06:45 PM
Break fluid stinks

i got something real nice and stinky for ya

maks
03-05-2018, 06:46 PM
I bought 2 brake hoses today but nowhere carried the banjo bolts i need to connect them to the calipers

these the same brakes you've been doing for like 6 months

maks
03-05-2018, 06:47 PM
i got something real nice and stinky for ya

on a scale of 1-10 how loud and putrid are your farts

Dustin
03-05-2018, 06:50 PM
I have 2 original xboxes, 2 xbox 360s and 1 xbox one (for real) so I'm better than you
But can you beat me in a game of skate on skate 3 is the real question

Dustin
03-05-2018, 06:50 PM
i got something real nice and stinky for ya
last christmas I gave you a fart

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 06:50 PM
these the same brakes you've been doing for like 6 months

Same truck yes. It was the back brakes/lines i replaced before winter, now i'm getting everything together to replace everything on the front

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 06:51 PM
But can you beat me in a game of skate on skate 3 is the real question

I only played the first game so idk

Dustin
03-05-2018, 06:51 PM
Same truck yes. It was the back brakes/lines i replaced before winter, now i'm getting everything together to replace everything on the front
Do you live in the rust belt or a state that salts roads? That shit seems so awful.

maks
03-05-2018, 06:52 PM
connecticut salts the roads and it's not really that bad unless you try to keep 35 year old vehicles running. I don't.

Dustin
03-05-2018, 06:56 PM
Have worked on rust belt cars, fuck that.

CAG <3
03-05-2018, 06:56 PM
farts aren't funny >:(

Dustin
03-05-2018, 06:57 PM
Speak for yourself

CAG <3
03-05-2018, 07:34 PM
they are not

maks
03-05-2018, 08:05 PM
farts aren't funny >:(

neither is twat cancer but that didn't stop the cancer from rotting your twat away

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 09:14 PM
They salt the roads here, but it's only seen salted roads a couple of times. They put shitty brake lines on all of the gm trucks at the turn of the millennium

maks
03-05-2018, 09:17 PM
90's american cars are the fucking worst

maks
03-05-2018, 09:18 PM
fuck my 96 beretta especially

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 09:25 PM
I've never had any problems with them until getting the last 2 chevys i have now. One has had 4 recalls and the other one should've been recalled

maks
03-05-2018, 09:53 PM
should have gotten a ford

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 10:11 PM
fuck my 96 beretta especially

Does it even run still? My mom had a 95 with 230k mikes on it and it mechanically ran good but it started having too many other issues that wasn't worth fixing even though it was a tank in snow

maks
03-05-2018, 11:03 PM
Does it even run still? My mom had a 95 with 230k mikes on it and it mechanically ran good but it started having too many other issues that wasn't worth fixing even though it was a tank in snow

no I owned it back in like 2001 and it was a piece of shit, worst car I ever owned and impossible to work on. to change the serpentine belt you had to jack up the motor and remove the engine mounts

Dirty Harry
03-05-2018, 11:08 PM
:shitstorm:

Wendy <3
03-05-2018, 11:58 PM
I never had to change that out, but i swapped out the alternator multiple times but forgot how the belt tensioner thing worked on it. The camaro i had you just stuck a 1/2" drive breaker bar on it and pryed it to the side

maks
03-06-2018, 12:08 AM
same with the mustang, what a great design

maks
03-06-2018, 07:55 PM
No I have a bath after my morning poo

Dustin
03-06-2018, 08:03 PM
fuck my 96 beretta especially
Had to google though you were talking about one of these
https://i.imgur.com/vSUKH9o.jpg

Dustin
03-06-2018, 08:04 PM
that car is very 90s and looks like a pain

maks
03-06-2018, 08:05 PM
it's horrible but it was only $1500

maks
03-06-2018, 08:05 PM
sold it after 3 years for $1500

Dustin
03-06-2018, 08:26 PM
I can't say that I've ever seen one in person if I am being honest.

maks
03-06-2018, 08:44 PM
It had a nice flat part under the window perfect for resting your left arm on in the summer but other than that it was fucking garbage

maks
03-06-2018, 08:45 PM
if I could do it all over again I would have bought my blazer a few years earlier, the s10 blazer was fantastic

maks
03-06-2018, 08:48 PM
went to so many ozzfests in that blazer

Wendy <3
03-06-2018, 09:46 PM
The pita i've been working on changing the rotten braking system and chewed up fuel lines lately is an s10 xtreme. What seemed like a fun truck to buy almost 15 years ago isn't fun trying to maintain now

maks
03-06-2018, 09:47 PM
I blew mine up in like 2007, drove it across state without any oil, you should try that

Dustin
03-06-2018, 10:20 PM
I blew mine up in like 2007, drove it across state without any oil, you should try that

Happened to me while driving from Oregon to Florida. Somewhere in buttfuck CO started to hear a knock, bad times.

Dustin
03-06-2018, 10:20 PM
Limped my way to a gas station, check oil levels and they were at about zero. Filled it back up with a few quarts though and made it all the way back to Florida. Car still runs fine.

maks
03-06-2018, 10:39 PM
not me I threw a rod and got stuck in bethel

Wendy <3
03-06-2018, 11:55 PM
I too threw a rod in the 1st car i ever had back in high school for reasons unknown to me

nastyvandal
03-07-2018, 12:58 AM
Mini trucks are gay.

And Dustin, you have definitely seen a Beretta. They were all over.

maks
03-13-2018, 06:58 AM
I have a new vacuum cleaner