I will defeat maks

[Battery Bits]

with my posting powers

[Battery Bits]

I’m going to get McDonald’s maybe

[Autistic Spectrum]

its called macca's in aus lisa stop trying to be american

[Battery Bits]

its called macca's in aus lisa stop trying to be american

Do you live near L.A.?

[Battery Bits]

Because I’m going to L.A. then Boston

[clay]

lisa is literally trying to fuck dp and we're witnessing it first hand

[clay]

i'd also like to add that Lowell, Michigan is in between boston and LA

[Battery Bits]

lisa is literally trying to fuck dp and we're witnessing it first hand

I’m not going to, I’m only going where I’m going, I’m going to visit Donny’s family and his grave.

[Battery Bits]

i'd also like to add that Lowell, Michigan is in between boston and LA

Well I can’t jump out the plane half way

[maks]

with my posting powers

inane bullshit, my only weakness

[Battery Bits]

inane bullshit, my only weakness

Go stalk kent

[maks]

Ken't boring, it's all about donny's grandma now

[Battery Bits]

Pathetic

[maks]

Maybe so, but less so than crying about rep I think. I'm going to post the phone calls and make a damn good thread out of it.

[Battery Bits]

We’ve already heard it

[maks]

well sit tight you're going to hear it again

[Battery Bits]

Ok dickhead

[Autistic Spectrum]

only person your gonna fuck with that plane ticket is stevey or maks

[Battery Bits]

only person your gonna fuck with that plane ticket is stevey or maks

No, I’m not fucking either of them

[Battery Bits]

We just aren’t meant to be dp, shame it could have been beautiful

[Battery Bits]

:brian:

[maks]

stevey would totally do it, he's got to be itching to turn in his v-card and taking the virginity of desperate neckbeards in their early 30's is what girls like lisa are made for

[Battery Bits]

Maks is a dickhead

[maks]

Maybe so, but I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole. It skeeves me knowing we even live on the same planet.

[maks]

but lets pretend rootbeer never happened, lets pretend your future isn't a conga line of guys just like him

[Battery Bits]

I wouldn’t touch you either except maybe with a brick

[Autistic Spectrum]

just fuck stevey, what's the big whoop lisa

[maks]

he'll probably buy you a tegra note

[Autistic Spectrum]

bet you never even fucked someone in a nursing home

[Battery Bits]

but lets pretend rootbeer never happened, lets pretend your future isn't a conga line of guys just like him

There was only one rootbeer thanks

[Battery Bits]

bet you never even fucked someone in a nursing home

When did this turn into me fucking people?

[maks]

There was only one rootbeer thanks

no, there's a million rootbeers, and you're going to devirginize a shitload of them, because you're too damaged to attract anyone normal and it's not getting any easier as you age and balloon up

[maks]

but you're right I'm sure there's a whole bunch of attractive well adjusted guys out there who would love to settle down with a fat 40 year old who has dissociative states and cries because someone took her internet points away

[Battery Bits]

You’re talking rubbish

[Autistic Spectrum]

your coming to america lisa on holiday to vist your dead interent boyfriends family it makes sense that you would fuck a 35 year old virgin with gout in a nursing home

[maks]

what did I say that isn't true? it may be harsh but it's all accurate. the closest thing you've had to a relationship since rootbeer was a toothless wigger junkie from another continent you never even got to meet before he dropped dead

[Battery Bits]

your coming to america lisa on holiday to vist your dead interent boyfriends family it makes sense that you would fuck a 35 year old virgin with gout in a nursing home
Lol no

[Autistic Spectrum]

you need to get steveyos666's seed inside of your belly and give birth to the antichrist of ytmnsdfw fourms that will bring upon the end days of this shitty fourm

[Battery Bits]

I’ll make you drive 6 hours to do it instead

[Autistic Spectrum]

pls i would not drive half an hour, i would send an uber for you lisa, im a busy man

[Battery Bits]

pls i would not drive half an hour, i would send an uber for you lisa, im a busy man

Oh. I wouldn’t trust you anyway it’s a pipe dream

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you make it to an upstate ny airport lisa i will hang out with you, and by hang out i mean burtally raw dog you and impregnate you and hope there's no way you can get child support from penguin island

[Nuffy]

Def hit me up when you get to the states. I'll choke you for killing Jack.

[Visual Leader]

no, there's a million rootbeers, and you're going to devirginize a shitload of them, because you're too damaged to attract anyone normal and it's not getting any easier as you age and balloon up

Who do you attract?

[Wendy <3]

Lisa defeated her baby :rofl:

[Poopalew]

Lisa defeated her baby :rofl:

She is so pretty i love her vaginal lips.

[Desolation]

She is so pretty i love her vaginal lips.

pedo

[Autistic Spectrum]

She is so pretty i love her vaginal lips.

buzz buzz

[Poopalew]

buzz buzz

Hmmm.

[maks]

Who do you attract?

I'm financially and mentally stable, kind to animals, I have all my hair and none of it is grey, so lots of people. My most recent serious girlfriend was a business owner 11 years my junior.

[maks]

Lisa defeated her baby :rofl:

[Visual Leader]

I'm financially and mentally stable, kind to animals, I have all my hair and none of it is grey, so lots of people. My most recent serious girlfriend was a business owner 11 years my junior.

I love it how you slowly open up... that's great, good for you

[maks]

Keep going down the list in your internet insults playbook, you're bound to come across something applicable sooner or later

[Visual Leader]

Okay. Yes, I agree.

[maks]

it's probably going to take a while, you're really bad at this

[maks]

I made you so mad you yelled about it for 5 minutes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ9_sAAN2zA

[Battery Bits]

Is that right cags?

[Visual Leader]

I made you so mad you yelled about it for 5 minutes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ9_sAAN2zA

Yes maks, you made me. It was all you. And thank you, by the way. I needed a good yell at the time. Do you ever need a good yell?

Even though I picked up a nail in my tire during the making of that, it was well worth it. The next time something happens to that tire, Goodyear will replace it four free!

Thanks again for contributing to my well being

[maks]

if I send you an exit bag will you use it?

[Visual Leader]

I am in very high spirits, so no

[maks]

what have you got to be in high spirits about I'd be crushed if I woke up tomorrow as you

[Visual Leader]

Things are going to my liking.

Sacrifice today for the greater good of tomorrow.

[maks]

you found a butt in the ashtray outside the bus station that was only half smoked?

[Visual Leader]

I don't smoke

[maks]

the guy you blew for gas money threw in an extra fin to stick your finger up his ass?

[Battery Bits]

I don't smoke

I only smoke weed

[nastyvandal]

Weed is so cool.

[Battery Bits]

Weed is so cool.
I love it

[nastyvandal]

Do some dabs.

[Battery Bits]

I don't understand that slang

[Battery Bits]

I'm still hoping to get some weed today. I'd love some.

[maks]

take up heroin, it'll make you feel closer to donny

[Battery Bits]

*YAWN*

[maks]

might as well, your life is shit why not feel good from time to time

[Battery Bits]

Weed.

[Battery Bits]

might as well, your life is shit why not feel good from time to time
Is that why you do drugs and drink?

[Wendy <3]

Stop bringing your junkie friends here

[maks]

I don't do drugs and almost everyone drinks

[maks]

heroin is custom made for people like you lisa, it'll make you feel good and comfortable no matter what kind of fucked up shit is happenening, and you are a living breathing fucked up shit magnet

[Battery Bits]

I don't do drugs and almost everyone drinks

Yes you do, cocaine, lsd

Scum bucket who drinks moonshine

[maks]

I haven't done coke in like a year and a half and taking acid once over the summer isn't "doing drugs". moonshine is gentrified, they sell it at the liquor store. you're awfully snobbish for someone who got knocked up by a meth dealer.

[Battery Bits]

I'm just saying you do drugs, YOU'RE the one who is making judgements about that.

You're a scum bag in any event

[maks]

I don't do drugs, but I do encourage you to pick up a heroin habit I think that's exactly what you need

[Battery Bits]

But you do do drugs, dickhead

[maks]

You seem to be getting confused by tense, "You do drugs" means you currently do drugs, in my case "You've done drugs" is a better way to phrase it. I hope you weren't an english teacher.

[Battery Bits]

You seem to be getting confused by tense, "You do drugs" means you currently do drugs, in my case "You've done drugs" is a better way to phrase it. I hope you weren't an english teacher.
Donny quit drugs you dumb fuck

[maks]

who said anything about donny? of course donny doesn't do drugs anymore, he's fucking dead. You should pick up where he left off.

[Battery Bits]

*YAWN*

[maks]

did donny teach you how to load up a syringe did you ever watch him do it on skype

[Battery Bits]

He did not do drugs in front of me even early on because I did not approve.... except weed

[maks]

that's too bad you're going to have a lot of trouble figuring out how to bend the spoon

[Battery Bits]

that's too bad you're going to have a lot of trouble figuring out how to bend the spoon

I’d use matrix techniques

[Dustin]

Because I’m going to L.A. then Boston

Lisa this isn't the gumball rally do you get how far those two locations are?

[Dustin]

I'm not sure you can swing that on a working only 12 hours a week

[Visual Leader]

Dustin, thank you for choosing to get involved with these threads that were before just Lisa and maks professing their secret love for one another. You've added a much needed dynamic.

[Battery Bits]

Dustin, thank you for choosing to get involved with these threads that were before just Lisa and maks professing their secret love for one another. You've added a much needed dynamic.

Ew no

[Poopalew]

Ew no

Im sure whatever you need help with is very useful adn going to be a good time and a beautiful person