i have a dhiarrheah

[Garfield]

using arbysnapkins

[blumpkin blownuts]

From BPC: Diarrhoeia

Primary indication is Tincture of Opium, (S.) Laudanum; Tinctura Thebaica.
Opium, № 7.5; alcohol, a sufficient quantity; distilled water, a sufficient quantity.

Make the opium into a paste by the addition of 25 of distilled water heated to about 94°, set aside for six hours, add 25 of alcohol, mix, and set aside for twenty-four hours; then strain off the liquid, press the residue, mix the liquids, again set aside for twenty-four hours, and filter. Finally standardise, and adjust the strength of the tincture, by the addition of a mixture of equal volumes of alcohol and distilled water, so that the finished product, which will measure about 100, shall contain 0.75 per cent. w/v of anhydrous morphine. Tinctura Opii contains the soluble matter of about 1 grain of opium in 15 minims. It is especially used in preference to the solutions of morphine to allay gastric and abdominal pain, in diarrhoea and dysentery, and wherever delayed absorption is desirable.

Dose.—3 to 10 decimils (0.3 to 1.0 milliliters) (5 to 15 minims) up to q.i.d, where for a single administration 1 1/2 to 2 mils (20 to 30 minims).

[blumpkin blownuts]

I could still get real paragoric from the rx counter as recently as 1980. It's always sickening, to see what drug control policy has turned society into by this time.

[Garfield]

im growing my own poppys in my patio closet gonna ake millions being an opium maker

[blumpkin blownuts]

It's a beginning

[maks]

I could still get real paragoric from the rx counter as recently as 1980. It's always sickening, to see what drug control policy has turned society into by this time.

wait how old are you that you were buying your own prescriptions in 1980 I thought you were around my age

[blumpkin blownuts]

im around your age about now, but you're getting older all the time.

[blumpkin blownuts]

my gimmick can't die, either

[stalker virus]

bob hughes more like bob dole

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/sYDid.jpg

[Camoron]

im growing my own poppys in my patio closet gonna ake millions being an opium maker

garfjs wins again

[blumpkin blownuts]

I was born, but I first died 18 years since then, and began to slowly stop ageing over the next 5-10 years. If I knew my own real birthday, I seriously doubt I could represent it in a closed-form expression, much less as m/d/y

[blumpkin blownuts]

My body still changes... I'm not warm-blooded anymore and I've lost the ability/need to thermogenerate
I've been eating gradually less since 2009, at this point I take a couple small meals a week, with one usually being a glass of hot milk and the other being a FPC shake

[stalker virus]

are you suffering from anorexia bob hughes it's okay i will quit joking with you

[blumpkin blownuts]

formerly anorexic, clinically i would now be considered to be "suffering" inedia instead

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'm a perfect 180lbs though, and have always been between 180-185 during the past two years.

[stalker virus]

there's no way that you can eat so little and stay at a reasonable weight

[maks]

im around your age about now, but you're getting older all the time.

if you were buying prescriptions the year I was born you have tio be at least 18 years older than me which I think might be older than m0nde

[blumpkin blownuts]

if you were buying prescriptions the year I was born you have tio be at least 18 years older than me which I think might be older than m0nde

I'm several orders of magnitude "older than you", in sidereal years, tropical years, unix-time, whatever time domain you choose. If I could find out my age, the expression of that age likely wouldn't make any sense to me nor you, given that I only know the same numerical constructs as most anyone else.
It actually really upsets me to think about how much I can remember vs what I can't remember. Will I even remember the internet after say, a thousand years of making new memories? People aren't designed to remember more than maybe 100yrs worth of experiences. And that's why I consider myself "ill", whether everything I've said above is mere delusion (God please why can't it just be that simple) or not.

[lnopia the great]

another fag who thinks he is a vampire

[stalker virus]

marks is 8 years older than me this is news to me...

[lnopia the great]

another year until you are a quarter of a century man thats old i hope you feel bad because iknow i would

[stalker virus]

:cool: sup marks heh

[stalker virus]

bob are you in your 50's or :what:

[Garfield]

im so horny i just cant shake it

[stalker virus]

i don't kick it with taurus or scorpios

[stalker virus]

i'm all about leos or sagitarrius sup

[Garfield]

i dont kick it with ugly chicks

[stalker virus]

i'm the best option of a terrible situation aka ytmnsfw

[Garfield]

posters id rather fuck than paul poopens

gabi
gush
millie (again)
duxx
killgreys
rofl (pre 2010)
tammy
caz
reno

[stalker virus]

you would rather fuck tammy than me

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/HL0lp.gif

[stalker virus]

just kidding i'm a total lesbian

[sex with dead people]

i dont kick it with ugly chicks

Didn't you bang that millie chick...the one who has heart failure, has a super mario dinosaur tattoo, and took that pic with all those wires sticking out of her chest?

[sex with dead people]

Nvm. Didn't read 2nd page. Bye.

[sex with dead people]

you would rather fuck tammy than me

Did elezzzark hack this account too?

[Garfield]

he heart failed after i didnt want to go e-steady

[lnopia the great]

sounds like you fucked a cyborg

[lnopia the great]

great success

[timmy]

just kidding i'm a total lesbian

who said it would be consensual

[maks]

marks is 8 years older than me this is news to me...


:cool: sup marks heh

hey, why don't you step into my van I've got candy and video games and a basket full of puppies

[maks]

sorry channeling stompleb for a second there

[stalker virus]

barry your butt looks like that irl

[maks]

I'm several orders of magnitude "older than you", in sidereal years, tropical years, unix-time, whatever time domain you choose. If I could find out my age, the expression of that age likely wouldn't make any sense to me nor you, given that I only know the same numerical constructs as most anyone else.
It actually really upsets me to think about how much I can remember vs what I can't remember. Will I even remember the internet after say, a thousand years of making new memories? People aren't designed to remember more than maybe 100yrs worth of experiences. And that's why I consider myself "ill", whether everything I've said above is mere delusion (God please why can't it just be that simple) or not.

you could have just said 'i don't feel like answering that' you didn't have to try and rage me out with a nonsense answer

[stalker virus]

if you were catholic you would be the trifecta of perfect for me marks

[stalker virus]

new england, 30's, and catholic

[stalker virus]

that's all i want in this world

[stalker virus]

channeling steveyos itt

[blumpkin blownuts]

you would rather fuck tammy than me

Garfield is into women with a "healthy" (read; slightly fat) body type, basically a sz 8-10
I was the same way when I was active.

The middletoes thing kinda defies all logic, IMO. I wasn't really there for it, so I don't know/care about the backstory

[timmy]

more like size 12+

[maks]

if you were catholic you would be the trifecta of perfect for me marks

I was raised episcopalian that's basically catholic-lite

[stalker virus]

i'm a size 8 and that's really fucked up of you to say bob

[timmy]

size 6 and lower is anorexic

[stalker virus]

you either get owns or get owned it's as simple as that

[steveyos]

oh wow ash I'm officially going to be your friend now

[timmy]

accordinfg to garfield

[maks]

I'm not shocked that barry knows about women's clothing sizes and I doubt anyone else is either

[timmy]

is someone on my ignore list?

[stalker virus]

i'm an australian 12 ;(

[timmy]

wait doesnt Aus share the same size as US

[timmy]

i dont know whats real anymore

[stalker virus]

australian 12 is us 8 fml

[timmy]

i dont see how thats a problem at all unless youre trying to be a super model thats perfectly fine if not

[timmy]

im gay so take my opinions seriously

[steveyos]

as a gay, Tim Knows the way

[stalker virus]

where did lady seastar go

[blumpkin blownuts]

you could have just said 'i don't feel like answering that' you didn't have to try and rage me out with a nonsense answer


Well marks I wish I knew that answer myself, for my own small benefit.
And this gimmick's old as dirt, yet it's never raged you and was never intended to rage anyone.
But, you do reply to it, and I can count on most of your posts in general to be worth the time to read, with dp's posts probably being the only others that I hold to higher expectations - though he has little to say to me directly.
Jon's not terribly funny, but is certainly interesting. He's more knowlegable and experienced than I, in several things I want to do. Too bad he's never liked talking to me, and I think after I pretty much ate shit in that tech thread he's given up talking to me again, maybe embarrassed for me & how out-of-date my technical knowledge is.
At least you and dp have plenty of things you could teach me too.
I might end up asking you alot of linux questions at some point because I'm going to forced to work with it soon and I have next-to-no experience on it, after installing RedHat 5.1 and then forgetting about it for good when I found I couldn't play most of my favorite games in it.

[maks]

Well marks I wish I knew that answer myself, for my own small benefit.
And this gimmick's old as dirt, yet it's never raged you and was never intended to rage anyone.
But, you do reply to it, and I can count on most of your posts in general to be worth the time to read, with dp's posts probably being the only others that I hold to higher expectations - though he has little to say to me directly.
Jon's not terribly funny, but is certainly interesting. He's more knowlegable and experienced than I, in several things I want to do. Too bad he's never liked talking to me, and I think after I pretty much ate shit in that tech thread he's given up talking to me again, maybe embarrassed for me & how out-of-date my technical knowledge is.
At least you and dp have plenty of things you could teach me too.
I might end up asking you alot of linux questions at some point because I'm going to forced to work with it soon and I have next-to-no experience on it, after installing RedHat 5.1 and then forgetting about it for good when I found I couldn't play most of my favorite games in it.


fucking "rm -rdf" doesn't work anymore in ubuntu 12.04 for some strange reason they decided the 'd' is no longer necessary and the whole command will crap out if you use it what the hell

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm a size 8 and that's really fucked up of you to say bob


I'm not shocked that barry knows about women's clothing sizes and I doubt anyone else is either

I thought I did too. Basically I had it mapped out like this:
sz 6 is basically trim. lower is anorexic
sz 8 is athletic, or large-frame, or has a healthy amount of body fat
sz 10 is "thick", and soft all over
sz 12 is the same, but I figure this is anywhere from 20-40 lbs over in pure flab, and could either pass or fail
sz 14+ is too fat (like under 5'6" and over 170lbs)

these are american sizes im talking about. I never even looked a dress label or dared ask a partner her dress size, so I'm wondering now if I'm really off track with this? Ashley, aren't you fairly thin compared to most women your age?

[blumpkin blownuts]

fucking "rm -rdf" doesn't work anymore in ubuntu 12.04 for some strange reason they decided the 'd' is no longer necessary and the whole command will crap out if you use it what the hell

see i recognize rm, but would have to search to remember what any of those switches do.

[stalker virus]

i think that's pretty accurate size wise

[sex with dead people]

You know way too much about women's clothing sizes. Is there anything you'd like to share?

(you can pm me if necessary)

[steveyos]

ash let me see if I can fit into a pair of your jeans

[steveyos]

you must have fubu or wu wear

[blumpkin blownuts]

You know way too much about women's clothing sizes. Is there anything you'd like to share?

(you can pm me if necessary)


I actually went to college twice, my first bachelors in Liberal Arts was Womens' Studies, which was alot more expensive than my second degree in engineering, though about equally useful for me in terms of landing any career at all.
So yeah I've never done anything particularly "girly" except my flower garden/scnet garden, and Olay-ing every day. I never needed to try and feel like a woman in order to understand all there is to know about womanhood.

[steveyos]

bitch boy

[blumpkin blownuts]

I don't even own a pink button-down. Name one thing you own that isn't pink, or specifically targeted to females?

[lnopia the great]

fuck poker

[timmy]

wtf is up with those love heart sun tan things some retarded women get like thats going to get them more dick or something

[stalker virus]

no it lets them know how much tanner they've gotten normally ladies will put it on in the same spot to see

[timmy]

why not just look at their bikini line this doesnt make sense unless theyre nude or why not take a photo this is why i think women are dumb

[timmy]

imagine if throughout time men thoguht on the same level as women we would still be living in caves

[stalker virus]

i can't imagine anything cuz i woman and dumb etrrererr

[steveyos]

lol

really though, I don't even care about Tan Levels girls are so dumb :smug:

[lnopia the great]

i can vouch taht it does infact get girls more dick due to the fact that it is v sexy

[stalker virus]

:smug: tan levels: elevated

[sex with dead people]

I actually went to college twice, my first bachelors in Liberal Arts was Womens' Studies, which was alot more expensive than my second degree in engineering, though about equally useful for me in terms of landing any career at all.
So yeah I've never done anything particularly "girly" except my flower garden/scnet garden, and Olay-ing every day. I never needed to try and feel like a woman in order to understand all there is to know about womanhood.

Ahh... Oh well. I thought we had something in common and both wore female clothing.

[steveyos]

GET ON MY TAN LEVEL

[timmy]

Ahh... Oh well. I thought we had something in common and both wore female clothing.

:tarantino: