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Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 06:27 AM
I deserve it

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 06:28 AM
Don’t make me jealous or I’ll leave forever

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 06:28 AM
I asked years ago

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 06:28 AM
Give me my years back

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 06:29 AM
Or make me purple please and thankyou

Lina Goldberg
01-06-2018, 09:11 AM
https://i.redd.it/osjdb2it1c101.jpg

purple?

Wendy <3
01-06-2018, 01:48 PM
Fuck off bitch

Certified Lily
01-06-2018, 03:29 PM
https://i.rt/osjdb2it1c101.jpg

purple?

I have no problem with you

Please stay out of this

Certified Lily
01-06-2018, 03:30 PM
Fuck off bitch

LMAO lol

clay
01-06-2018, 09:09 PM
how do we make it purple, tell us how to help you lisa

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 09:11 PM
My name purple like lily's can I be purple too clay?

Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2018, 10:00 PM
Classic clay would turn lisas name purple then set the purple user group as the banned user group

Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2018, 10:00 PM
Todays clay tho would fucking suck and not do any of that

maks
01-06-2018, 10:19 PM
I'll bet donny is purple, cause he's fucking dead

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 10:26 PM
Clay never does anything for me and ruby probably doesn't know how.

maks
01-06-2018, 10:42 PM
why would clay do anything for you it might make you stay here

maks
01-06-2018, 10:43 PM
believe it or not, not everyone is as lonely and desperate as plug drugs or root beer or donny. clay does alright for himself he doesn't have to kiss your ass so he can be your imaginary internet boyfriend

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 10:56 PM
believe it or not, not everyone is as lonely and desperate as plug drugs or root beer or donny. clay does alright for himself he doesn't have to kiss your ass so he can be your imaginary internet boyfriend

Oooooooooh I seeeeeeeeeee.

Fucktard.

maks
01-06-2018, 11:07 PM
I know it's shocking, not everyone will bend over backwards to accommodate a used up hoebag just because she's easy. get used to this feeling you're going to be experiencing it more and more as you age.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:09 PM
You're the same age as me fucktard and I was asking for a purple name, not a date you ass sniffing moron.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:10 PM
I got plenty on my plate unlike you. It never even occurred to me, I was just asking for a purple name, not to fucking well date clay LOL idiot.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:13 PM
I want you so bad clay.

Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2018, 11:13 PM
Classic lisa would publicly post about her min wage job and ask clay out on a date

Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2018, 11:14 PM
Current lisa is a boring bitch

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:14 PM
LOL.

Yeah that's what happened. I can't resist clay's charms.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:17 PM
I rub myself while asking clay for a purple name, he's a stud muffin.

maks
01-06-2018, 11:20 PM
You don't ewant to date clay, you want to waltz him around by his dick and get him to do things for you, but it won't work because he's not a desperate virgin like your usual targets

maks
01-06-2018, 11:21 PM
stop acting like you don't pull this shit all the time, you're posting from an ipad you conned a desperate virgin into giving you

maks
01-06-2018, 11:22 PM
you'd have better luck targeting stevey

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:22 PM
Clay I just want to waltz you around by the dick, maks said so.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:23 PM
*targeting clay's dick for a purple name.... and a new ipad*

maks
01-06-2018, 11:25 PM
or a muffler, or diamonds. you're an internet whore, that's not hyperbole it's literally what you are

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:25 PM
Oh clay, the things I'd do for a purple name....

Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2018, 11:25 PM
Do they even have pizza hut in Australia

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:27 PM
Do they even have pizza hut in Australia

Yes.

maks
01-06-2018, 11:29 PM
I love how lisa is in here acting like she's never used her gross sexuality to manipulate a desperate internet guy before like we didn't all watch her do it to plug drugs root beer and donny

maks
01-06-2018, 11:30 PM
rootbeer spent *thousands* of dollars because you implied you were a sure thing, and you know as well as I do that for some guys that's all they need

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:33 PM
I never did anything to plug drugs.

I dated rootbeer and loved Donny. I sent Donny a tablet and an iphone and presents every year for his birthday. I still love him.

You're insane maks.

maks
01-06-2018, 11:35 PM
I'm glad donny died. I wish he could die all over again. How we laughed and laughed when we heard the news, it was a wonderful day for everyone.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:36 PM
Should have been you who died, not angel Donny.

maks
01-06-2018, 11:40 PM
good thing for me I'm not a piece of shit smack addict, eh?

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:43 PM
He died of a heart attack

Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2018, 11:44 PM
Denial is not just a river.in Egypt, you sending him those phone's and tablets so he could.pawn them for herion was not helping him lisa,

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:47 PM
Denial is not just a river.in Egypt, you sending him those phone's and tablets so he could.pawn them for herion was not helping him lisa,
He didn't pawn them, he treasured them. He always wanted an iphone.

maks
01-06-2018, 11:47 PM
yeah guys in their late 20's are known for suddenly dropping dead of heart attacks, happens all the time with no drugs involved at all

Desolation
01-06-2018, 11:48 PM
lisa you were irresistible. and that is a fact. yes, you were lovers. and that is that. but do you think that, nothing, would keep him together?

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:48 PM
He said I increased the quality of his life. He was a real sweetheart.

maks
01-06-2018, 11:48 PM
maybe if he wasn't a piece of shit smack addict he could have bought his own iphone, they're not that expensive

maks
01-06-2018, 11:48 PM
people working at fucking mcdonalds have iphones

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:49 PM
yeah guys in their late 20's are known for suddenly dropping dead of heart attacks, happens all the time with no drugs involved at all

He was born with a heart problem, was intensive care when he was born because of it.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:50 PM
lisa you were irresistible. and that is a fact. yes, you were lovers. and that is that. but do you think that, nothing, would keep him together?
Is that from a song or something? A tiny spider just ran over me.

maks
01-06-2018, 11:50 PM
I suppose his heart problem is why he couldn't manage to scrape together a couple of hundred dollars for an iphone too right? had nothing to do with his horrific drug addiction

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:51 PM
I was happy to send him stuff.

Desolation
01-06-2018, 11:52 PM
6xcwt9mSbYE

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:52 PM
He had an obama phone

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:52 PM
6xcwt9mSbYE
Ah

maks
01-06-2018, 11:52 PM
You said he always wanted one, why didn't he get one himself? They're cheap as fuck. teenagers have iphones. unemployed people have iphones. why the fuck couldn't donny get an iphone until you sent him one?

maks
01-06-2018, 11:53 PM
6xcwt9mSbYE

this is the correct answer

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:53 PM
You said he always wanted one, why didn't he get one himself? They're cheap as fuck. teenagers have iphones. unemployed people have iphones. why the fuck couldn't donny get an iphone until you sent him one?
He just never had one. He was poor.

maks
01-06-2018, 11:54 PM
he was poor because he spent every dime he ever had on heroin

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:54 PM
Even poorer than me. He lived on foodstamps and stuff.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:56 PM
He never finished highschool, was a mechanic for his dad until his dad died, then he was poor. He got some jobs and was saving to come and be with me but he was not rich at all.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:58 PM
But I didn't care how poor he was, I loved him, I still do.

Battery Bits
01-06-2018, 11:58 PM
He really was a sweetheart.

maks
01-07-2018, 12:00 AM
Mechanics make decent money. People making minimum wage flipping burgers can afford iphones. He was poor because he blew all his money on drugs.

Wendy <3
01-07-2018, 12:00 AM
Kill yourself and be with him if you love him so much. Nobody else will ever give a shit about you anyway

maks
01-07-2018, 12:01 AM
He was a piece of shit junkie and the world, particularly the state of Massachusetts, is better off without him

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 12:06 AM
Mechanics make decent money. People making minimum wage flipping burgers can afford iphones. He was poor because he blew all his money on drugs.

Yeah he made good money as a kechanic but he wasn't working as one when I met him. He worked at walmart for a while and stuff like that trying to save enough money to come live here. An iphone just wasn't on his list of things to get. And maybe those kids flipping burgers parents bought them an iphone because they aren't cheap at all in any event

Wendy <3
01-07-2018, 12:08 AM
Maybe he let weird guys he met online come over and jerk off all over him for ipads and other shit

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 12:09 AM
No he let me do that

Wendy <3
01-07-2018, 12:11 AM
I bet he had multiple gross older women shove cans in themselves on webcam for him

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 12:12 AM
No he was in love with me and not interested in anyone else. Grandma. You wish.

maks
01-07-2018, 12:20 AM
You can get the last model of iphone for less than $200, that's dirt cheap for a smartphone and anyone in their late 20's who can't put together $200 for something they've always wanted has some serious problems, like for example being a piece of shit junkie

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 12:35 AM
No they are more than that and he was poor, that $200 was put towards him coming here

maks
01-07-2018, 12:36 AM
the iphone came out in 2005 you met him in 2014 if he "always wanted one" where did his money go for those 9 years why couldn't a grown man manage to save $200 in just shy of a decade

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 12:37 AM
He had other priorities

maks
01-07-2018, 12:37 AM
I'll give you a hint, it was injected into his arm, same place his money went after he met you

maks
01-07-2018, 12:38 AM
He had other priorities

yeah like fucking heroin

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 12:38 AM
Before I met him yes

maks
01-07-2018, 12:40 AM
you are really naive if you believe an internet girlfriend is all it takes to kick the strongest drug addiction on earth

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 12:40 AM
His family loves me because I turned his life around, he helped me too, we were there for each other, we were in love

maks
01-07-2018, 12:40 AM
and now he's dead and that makes me smile

maks
01-07-2018, 12:41 AM
I hope you die next

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 12:42 AM
You’ll die before me, don’t worry. This forum will be great then

maks
01-07-2018, 12:44 AM
the best thing about donny's death was how much it hurt you, I mean yeah donny was a faggot and I'm thrilled I don't have to deal with him anymore but watching you suffer was awesome it almost justified having you here

maks
01-07-2018, 12:44 AM
now that you're over it though you can leave, come back next time you're suffering from a tragedy

maks
01-07-2018, 12:45 AM
any of your grandparents sick? how about your mom? does she have copd or anything?

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 12:46 AM
You’re a dickhead

maks
01-07-2018, 12:47 AM
I hope your whole family dies, everyone you care about. That would be goddamn hilarious.

Certified Lily
01-07-2018, 02:20 AM
You’re a dickhead

I agree, and he is an ass

Wendy <3
01-07-2018, 11:06 AM
Doggy set some pretty lofty life goals. He didn't want to be drug free or have an attractive real life girlfriend, he wanted some grossly unattractive meth abusing woman online to be his e-girlfriend and for her to buy him a shitty iphone so he could text message local women while on his deathbed

Certified Lily
01-07-2018, 11:10 AM
http://imgwiz.com/images/2018/01/07/0iYph.jpg

Wendy <3
01-07-2018, 12:07 PM
Fuck off brenda sloan

maks
01-07-2018, 12:14 PM
the dogs from paw patrol are so damn cute sometimes I pretend nova is skye and toss her across the room as hard as I can she loves it until she hits a wall

Lina Goldberg
01-07-2018, 04:11 PM
https://i.redd.it/osjdb2it1c101.jpg

purple?

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01-06-2018 07:50 PM
Thread: I want to be purple too

wqdsdsd

maks
01-07-2018, 04:13 PM
is that lily's sister

Certified Lily
01-07-2018, 06:29 PM
my description of me is where you last spammed me

Certified Lily
01-07-2018, 06:30 PM
Battery Bits I'm sorry for what they did to your thread because of me :(

Autistic Spectrum
01-07-2018, 06:42 PM
Battery Bits I'm sorry for what they did to your thread because of me :(

Your the only one who spammed lisas shitty thread

maks
01-07-2018, 06:46 PM
my description of me is where you last spammed me

the fuck are you even talking about

Dustin
01-07-2018, 09:37 PM
I got plenty on my plate unlike you.
https://i.imgur.com/QTuUIJu.png

maks
01-07-2018, 09:53 PM
lisa loves ricky so much, he's getting his life together for her

Battery Bits
01-07-2018, 10:30 PM
https://i.imgur.com/QTuUIJu.png

You're a shit poster and dumb as dog shit

Dustin
01-08-2018, 02:19 AM
You're a shit poster and dumb as dog shit
https://i.imgur.com/A12DzsU.png

clay
01-08-2018, 02:48 AM
if dustin wants purple, dustin gets purpel

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 02:50 AM
You're disgusting

Certified Lily
01-08-2018, 04:18 AM
Battery Bits and Dirty Hairy should be purple they have mean alts to

does Dustin have an alt pretending to be him ?

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 04:24 AM
Battery Bits and Dirty Hairy should be purple they have mean alts to

does Dustin have an alt pretending to be him ?
No Dustin is a boring shit poster. I had my alt herped, I just want to be purple because I like purple but clay is a sicko fat pile of trash and deso can eat dirt

Certified Lily
01-08-2018, 04:40 AM
how did you get him hereped, take no offense but I'm going to stay out of it now :rose:

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 04:46 AM
how did you get him hereped, take no offense but I'm going to stay out of it now :rose:

I asked ruby. I love ruby. Ruby isn’t a scum bag like clay.

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 04:56 AM
Deso wanted to know why I was angry at them and said sorry so I’m not angry anymore but clay is still nothing but a fat disgusting scum bag. You should have heard him, and he’s like retarded and can’t have a conversation, a fat scum bucket

Dustin
01-08-2018, 04:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82zY9oAIu7A

Dustin
01-08-2018, 04:23 PM
if dustin wants purple, dustin gets purpel
yes

maks
01-08-2018, 05:05 PM
dustin is worth a thousand lisas

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 05:11 PM
Dustin is a boring shit poster.

If he gets purple then Deso has to make me purple or I'll be pissed. He shouldn't have all that rep either.

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 05:11 PM
That's the rule.

maks
01-08-2018, 05:25 PM
Lets let the person who nobody wants here make the rules guys

Dustin
01-08-2018, 05:42 PM
Dustin is a boring shit poster.

If he gets purple then Deso has to make me purple or I'll be pissed. He shouldn't have all that rep either.


That's the rule.

https://i.imgur.com/auDtmJ9.png
you do know no one here likes you, right?

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/auDtmJ9.png
you do know no one here likes you, right?

Wtf do YOU know dumb shit

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:22 PM
I don't make a lot of rules but when I do it's a god damn rule whether maks likes it or not.

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:24 PM
I'm not having that beta bottom sniffer get my purple without me getting it. He already got rep for NOTHING, purple well no, go ahead and give him purple but that means Deso has to give me purple or I'm cracking it.


The rule.

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:25 PM
I've done everything around here.

maks
01-08-2018, 07:28 PM
this is really unfair lisa, if I were you I'd leave forever, that'll show everyone

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:29 PM
That’s cute maks

Dustin
01-08-2018, 07:32 PM
what sort of noxious mixture of pharmaceuticals are you on?

Dustin
01-08-2018, 07:33 PM
I'm not having that beta bottom sniffer get my purple without me getting it. He already got rep for NOTHING, purple well no, go ahead and give him purple but that means Deso has to give me purple or I'm cracking it.


The rule.
I got rep because I am liked by the community, unlike you.

maks
01-08-2018, 07:36 PM
I got rep because I am liked by the community, unlike you.

Desolation
01-08-2018, 07:46 PM
dustin is my boy

maks
01-08-2018, 07:50 PM
anyone rules compared to lisa but dustin stands on his own, dude's fuckin boss

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:50 PM
And I have a vagina, so what?

The guy is an idiot. Got nothing between the ears and tries too hard to fit in. He never used to be such a try hard loser

maks
01-08-2018, 07:50 PM
I can't think of anyone who deserves a purple name more

maks
01-08-2018, 07:51 PM
And I have a vagina, so what?

The guy is an idiot. Got nothing between the ears and tries too hard to fit in. He never used to be such a try hard loser

he does fit in. he fit in right away. you've been trying for 4 years and haven't figured out what took him like 20 minutes.

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:52 PM
If he gets purple I get purple

Desolation
01-08-2018, 07:52 PM
lisa if u want to fit in stop being so angry about meta shit and just start calling people fags and niggers its really simple

maks
01-08-2018, 07:54 PM
If he gets purple I get purple

how do you plan to pull that off

Desolation
01-08-2018, 07:54 PM
by crashing this forum

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:54 PM
he does fit in. he fit in right away. you've been trying for 4 years and haven't figured out what took him like 20 minutes.

No 4 years ago he was alright, I used to talk to him, these days he’s just shit posting follower with no idea what’s going on. I’m not trying to fit in with an asswipe like you, quite the opposite

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:55 PM
lisa if u want to fit in stop being so angry about meta shit and just start calling people fags and niggers its really simple

No thanks

maks
01-08-2018, 07:56 PM
No 4 years ago he was alright, I used to talk to him, these days he’s just shit posting follower with no idea what’s going on. I’m not trying to fit in with an asswipe like you, quite the opposite

you keep telling people you fit in but you don't seem to realize that isn't up to you

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:56 PM
I’d hate to be stupid and boring and sniff maks’ ass

maks
01-08-2018, 07:57 PM
you are stupid and boring lisa, dustin isn't and that's why he fits in

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:57 PM
you keep telling people you fit in but you don't seem to realize that isn't up to you

No I don’t dipshit, I’m above your low-life shit

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:58 PM
you are stupid and boring lisa, dustin isn't and that's why he fits in

I’m a fuckton smarter and more interesting

maks
01-08-2018, 07:58 PM
No I don’t dipshit, I’m above your low-life shit

apparently not, you keep coming back and insisting you're more popular than posters that people actually like

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 07:59 PM
apparently not, you keep coming back and insisting you're more popular than posters that people actually like

When? I don’t want to fit in with YOU. Loser.

maks
01-08-2018, 08:04 PM
When? I don’t want to fit in with YOU. Loser.

you literally just said in this thread that nobody likes dustin and everyone likes you, when the opposite is true

maks
01-08-2018, 08:04 PM
what's your problem with dustin, do you blame him for donny's death? I mean yeah he sold him the heroin but nobody forced donny to shoot it all at once

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 08:05 PM
you literally just said in this thread that nobody likes dustin and everyone likes you, when the opposite is true

No I didn’t you delusional tard

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 08:06 PM
Donny died of a heart attack

Desolation
01-08-2018, 08:07 PM
What are the Side Effects of Heroin Dependence?

Heart problems, including infection of heart lining and valves
Infectious diseases spread by shared needles (HIV and hepatitis B and C)
Chronic pneumonia or other pulmonary diseases
Blood clots or tissue death resulting from collapsed veins or impurities
Bacterial infections
Liver disease
Arthritis and other rheumatologic problems
Seizures

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 08:08 PM
What are the Side Effects of Heroin Dependence?

Heart problems, including infection of heart lining and valves
Infectious diseases spread by shared needles (HIV and hepatitis B and C)
Chronic pneumonia or other pulmonary diseases
Blood clots or tissue death resulting from collapsed veins or impurities
Bacterial infections
Liver disease
Arthritis and other rheumatologic problems
Seizures
He was BORN with a heart problem

maks
01-08-2018, 08:12 PM
Donny died of a heroin overdose

I know, but you can't blame dustin for that. Donny knew what he was buyiong, it wasn't his first rodeo. If dustin hadn't have sold it to him he would have just gotten it somewhere else.

Dustin
01-08-2018, 08:28 PM
I’m a fuckton smarter and more interesting
https://i.imgur.com/R54RrOW.png
https://i.imgur.com/RuEXQwl.png

Dustin
01-08-2018, 08:32 PM
https://i.imgur.com/NVFbuo2.png

Desolation
01-08-2018, 08:33 PM
lisa does type very presidential

maks
01-08-2018, 08:34 PM
jesus christ you're right

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 08:43 PM
https://s9.postimg.org/t8aojokvz/IMG_0883.png
https://s9.postimg.org/dmtczqodb/IMG_0921.jpg <3

Dustin
01-08-2018, 08:48 PM
https://i.imgur.com/FKzdJfL.png
https://i.imgur.com/FaSYmoK.png

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 08:49 PM
I use meme generators

Fucktard

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 08:49 PM
Put all my posts into it loser

maks
01-08-2018, 08:57 PM
Well this certainly looks like a guy who gave up heroin

https://s9.postimg.org/dmtczqodb/IMG_0921.jpg

Battery Bits
01-08-2018, 09:17 PM
That looks like my beautiful best friend and love of my life.

maks
01-08-2018, 09:36 PM
that looks like a white trash piece of shit who's strung out as fuck and a few short months away from dropping dead of an overdose

Dustin
01-08-2018, 10:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE

maks
01-08-2018, 10:23 PM
donny fucking wishes he was lou reed

maks
01-08-2018, 10:23 PM
lou reed made it to 30

Dustin
01-08-2018, 10:28 PM
donny fucking wishes he was lou reed
Not true, if I had to guess my guess would be donny wishes he was alive.

maks
01-08-2018, 10:45 PM
I dunno dude, if you were donny would you want to continue being donny

Dustin
01-08-2018, 10:49 PM
Prob not, at least he can say he died doing what he loves most.

Wendy <3
01-08-2018, 11:31 PM
I love his prison tattoos

maks
01-09-2018, 07:34 AM
Prob not, at least he can say he died doing what he loves most.

mountains of heroin

Autistic Spectrum
01-09-2018, 10:57 AM
https://s.faketrumptweet.com/jc7voh59_y39v5_idvl0p.png